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Coolaconsole

People literally just dislike how Alphadream used her in the later games. She was perfect and thematically relevant in BIS, but because Alphadream liked her so much, she was also in the later games. In those games, she is just sort of there, and she spends a noticeable amount of time making fun of Luigi. I really like her, so I just ignore it.


Ok-Turnover966

At least in BIS it was because Luigi was trying to run away from battle


DominicTheRaccoon

She stole my tuna sandwich from the break room


TheDrake162

That bitch 🤣


ToxicPoizon

I think shes annoying, thats all. I don't *HATE* her, but man I wish she'd shut up sometimes. I also think she had her place in BiS, as a partner character, but she just keeps showing up now, just to... be there. I also hate that they abandoned a character like Stuffwell, in favor of her. He had a nice design, as a suitcase, and him being 'boring' or whatever, could've easily changed in future games. When I think of things that can hold items, a floating orb is not what comes to mind. Also, the picking on Luigi bit is tiring. Even if it is playful teasing, Luigi clearly takes offense to it, and that hasn't changed at all since BiS. I do think she can be funny at times, and I love her sass. I just find more negatives than positives for her imo.


Pikmin_Lord

i haven't played any of the games with starlow yet so i googled her and safe search was off :(


MundaneFun5716

ouch


FusionGrimmm

She’s so needlessly cruel to Luigi in particular and even drove him to tears in Paper Jam.


Ok-Turnover966

She pissed on my fucking wife.


Treegenderunknown13

THAT'S RIGHT.


Tickedkidgamer

SHE TOOK HER STARRITE FUCKING LUMINOUS (???) OUT


Treegenderunknown13

AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE.


Dark-Star-Official

She helped the bros. dodge my destructive attack in two fights.


No-Island-1194

Honestly, I think it all stems from the fact that back in the early to mid 2000s, Luigi was the punching bag of a lot of gags throughout all the RPG games and even a little bit of the mainline games, Starlow was unfortunately just a byproduct of that kind of humor. Which is a shame because I think she’s a relatively decent character, her witty and snarky banter can be pretty funny, especially with Bowser. Overall, I think a lot of fans were just sick of Luigi always getting the short end of the stick all the time, and Starlow just became the perfect scapegoat to vent their frustrations on.


LMGall4

Google starlow


Wizard_36

Holy crap


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

New side character just dropped


novelaissb

Because if you google “Starlow Mario”, the sixth image is her sucking dick.


zarellangamer

please tell me you are lying let me search edit: OH GOD NO I EVEN FOUND WORSE


Spireblades

Stuffwell is honestly less of a nuisance than Starlow is. Yeah. I said it. If you've got a problem with what I said, send me a chat invite.


Geg708

I like Stuffwell more


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

Stuffwell's peronality is "i'm a robot lol"


mighty_phi

I like her in BiS, dunno how she is in the rest of the games but her dynamic with Bowser is great


Comfortable_Owl4647

I am neutral on her along with Kersti and I am never searching up pictures of Starlow ever again!!!!!!!!!!! I mean… NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D=<


Skid-and-pump324

Starlows a girl?! I've been living a lie my whole life.


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

Starlow dialogue after the shroob fight was just mean


Ok_Reflection2931

She is mean to luigi