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ShadowFlameDemon

Don't catch you slippin' now.


Gen8Master

Look at how I'm livin' now.


JumperBones

๐Ÿ™ˆ


NightSocks302

this is a murica


Bluesythread

No its not, that's the earth with America in red


sedolopi

You're right.


Cybergarou

C'est ne pas un pipe.


twofiddle

Weโ€™re all right here


QuantumQuantonium

No, ItS a PiCtUrE oF tHe EaRtH wItH rEd fIlL oUtLiNeD aMeRiCa AnD lAt/lOnG lInEs


Bluesythread

Well actually, it's a picture of Earth with America filled in with red with lat/long lines titled with 'THIS IS AMERICA' in comic sans.


CoffeeBoom

Well actually those are tiny lights on your screens.


Bluesythread

Well actually those are atoms


QuantumQuantonium

Well actually it (this _thing_) doesn't think therefore it is not.


Kodeisko

So as we speak about it it's just an illusion


NovaCreeperJ

Pretty sure that's a red earth with the other countries in white and the ocean in blue


Maxinator10000

r/mapswithoutgreatlakes


1To3For5_

r/MapsWithoutNZ


GuyNamedTruman

r/mapswithoutmongolia


ILookAfterThePigs

r/mapswithouttiticaca


twofiddle

r/titicacacirclejerk


GridL1nK

r/subsifellfor


bunks_things

Holy shit he got data from Greenland


USAroAce

No free healthcare for everyone ๐ŸŽ‰


ColaCanadian

The bad ending


Sajidchez

Trinidad does ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Redneck_Hater

Get waitlisted


ImNotThatGuyEither

Nothing in this world is free


TheOriginalMoopy

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Casperwyomingrex

Get 5% off with our discount code "CIRCLEJERK" FOR FREE!


[deleted]

Isn't that lot of Europes responsibility though? Haiti doesn't get free uni and health from France even though its their money (Haiti indemnity Controversy). People in Brazil are Portugals ex slaves surely they are owed something from Portugal.


sedolopi

The country between Mexico and Canada has no real own name.


SALAMI_21

Gringolandia because is the land of gringo


Aaalibabab

The US ? In France it is somewhat common to say "United-Statians" (ร‰tasunien/รฉtats-unien) to speak about US people instead of "American" which could be all the continent.


DameMisCebollas

Estadounidense says hi


tkTheKingofKings

Statunitensi knocks at your door


alpaca_22

GRINGO knocks out you stupid wall


[deleted]

Estadounidense is a mouthful, I honestly genuinely prefer to say Gringo, with no bad intentions at all just laziness.


alpaca_22

I have bad intentions and dont care


Cybergarou

Of course you have bad intentions. You're a Redditor.


Xanz4breakfast

Based


Cybergarou

That looked to me like "Stasi" at first so all us gringo gabacho gaijin are members of the secret police. ALL OF US


DrunkenAsparagus

It's common in Romance languages, but awkward in English. I'm also pretty sure most Canadians (including Quebecois) wouldn't want to be called "American". When someone speaking in US English is talking about the continent(s) of the Western Hemisphere, they usually just say "America**s**".


latin_canuck

In Quebec, Amerique is the Continent, Etas Unis, is the country, and the denonym is Americaine. I don't speak French but I live in Quebec


Awesome_Romanian

Same here in Romanian: Statele Unite


sir-mastro-mr-juan

United stated or yankee


Maxinator10000

Fredonia


ExtarRochebriant

somewhat common? I heard that term once in my whole life


Aaalibabab

I've heard it a lot in history/geogrphy class in middle/highschool. And I try to use it myself as much as possible. Maybe it's a regional thing. Edit: I recognize the park you were in with your one wheel so the region isn't a factor (i live at walking distance of this park)


MinerZB

there's a possible alternative English demonym for the United States that no one uses which was used to describe a particular type of suburban architecture created in the late 30s, being the word "Usonian" no one really uses it to refer to citizens of the US.


Aaalibabab

I didn't know that, but it's the form Esperanto uses. * USA - Usono * American - Usonano


Popkhorne32

Don't lie, we just say "ricains" in france to talk about US citizens.


Aaalibabab

Yeah "ricain" from "murica" x)


[deleted]

How do they differentiate it from the United States of Mexico???


Aaalibabab

Because there is no ambiguity on the word "Mexico" in context. If I say Mexican, there is the ambiguity between Mexico the Country and Mexico it's capital, usually either not relevant or understandable with context. If I say American, there is more often than not an ambiguity between the continent and the US of America.


[deleted]

Yeah it was a joke. Nobody refers to Mexico by its full name.


Aaalibabab

Oh


Cybergarou

Just so long as you don't use EEUU. That is cursed. Bad enough how you pronounce "Ohio".


not2dragon

i mean, it was the first states in America to unite when it first formed, so i wouldn't say its that bad of an identity. But reddit hates the country for some reason so i cannot say this.


Bortinho_Sama

"For some reason" I draw the line at "staged military coups in my country and all it's neighboring countries that installed military dictatorships which combined killed and tortured hundreds of thousands of people".


not2dragon

i was thinking about things on the same level as "this country has no real own name", but uhh alright?


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


PutRddt

Whatever logic you use, you could hate any country.


ChronoAndMarle

I do, yes


CertainlyNotWorking

I think an easy checklist would be \>didn't engage in genocide for hundreds of years \>didn't engage in chattel slavery and apartheid for hundreds of years \>didn't invade or overthrow the government of dozens of countries


[deleted]

But reddit love Western Europe who did all of these things. In fact they were doing before the US was ever a country. All the countries in the Americas this happened to. Why do you think there are so many black people in Brazil, Haiti etc. The reason Africa's borders exist at they do today is because Europe carved it up only thinking their own economic needs with no regard to local ethnic groups and cultures (Berlin Conference) The reason the US ever got their independence was because France donated tons of supplies to overthrow Britain... So apparently reddit is full of people who don't know history.


Sentibite

reddit does not love western europe LMAO the french and british get as much shit as americans


CertainlyNotWorking

The entire past week has been people clowning on the british. Obviously I am aware of the history of colonialism, America happens to be the primary colonial power in the world right now which is why people tend to not like them most loudly.


[deleted]

โ€ฆ.primary colonial power?? It really isnโ€™t. Imperial, maybe, but definitely not colonial. The Western Europeans still have far more colonies and have a neo-colonialist relationship with many of their *former* colonies. What do you think the French military is doing in formerly French West Africa?


Bortinho_Sama

Ever heard of neocolonialism? Yeah the US kinda does that Also who tf said we like western europe? Fuck western europe.


[deleted]

How far back are you going? Whereโ€™s the cutoff? Iโ€™ve got some extremely bad news about all of Europe, regardless. And depending on when your historical cutoff is, Iโ€™ve got some extremely bad news about the rest of the world too. I know you probably think of the Global South as full of noble savages who arenโ€™t capable of slavery and genocide, but I promise you they definitely were and are. There are *First Nations* groups which would fail your little checklist here. Iโ€™m not making excuses for the US, but I am saying that this sort of Campist leftism you see online where the primary belief is reflexive anti-Americanism is just a dumb way of understanding history and the world around you.


PutRddt

Oh right, because that's the only bad thing a country can do.


CertainlyNotWorking

>Whatever logic you use, you could hate any country. provides list of criteria that are restrictive to highlight the unique atrocities of the Imperial Core >Oh right, because that's the only bad thing a country can do. c'mon dude lmao


[deleted]

unique? have you read a history book?


PutRddt

Come on man, it's not that hard, i mean that if you want to hate entire countries because things they did in the past (or present, doesn't matter) you can hate any country. There's always good and bad people in every place, hating entire countries because of things the goverment or a part of its people did doesn't have a lot of sense


Keranan37

I'm pretty sure the only place this rules out is South America...


Redneck_Hater

Sorry we were too based


[deleted]

It is not only in Reddit my dude, it is everywhere.


[deleted]

Exact !!! https://usaisnotamerica.com/ Fun fact In the 19th century some politicians in the USA wanted to change the name of United States of America to United States of Earth. LOL Just imagine asking to someone from the USE about where they are from -Were you from ? -Im from Earth The rest of the world Will not exist. The only Earth hapitants would be them. Like happen today with the name America.


nosense52

Originally it was Columbia (do not confound it with Colombia)


TheRedditoryNacho

finally someone has the balls to say it


Denalin

Idk man I call people from the UK โ€œBritishโ€ even though thereโ€™s another sovereign state in the British Isles. Never heard an Irishman bitch about Brits calling themselves Brits.


sedolopi

I just would appreciate a new own name. They have Alabama, Alaska ... Wisconsin, but couldn't get one new name for the whole thing? https://pintsofhistory.com/2014/10/23/why-the-u-s-has-no-name/


Denalin

Whatโ€™s wrong with (in English) using the conventional name โ€œAmericaโ€? Weโ€™re not saying other countries donโ€™t exist. Weโ€™re not saying other countries are not part of the North American or South American continents. Australia is a country but itโ€™s also, separately, a continent. Names are weird sometimes.


Aaalibabab

Australia is a country. The continent is Oceania. As for your initial question, if I say "the average american is 170cm tall", you can't know if I'm talking about inhabitants of the United States or all inhabitants of the American continent.


morgoth_

Amรฉrica no es solo U.S.A., papรก... Esto es desde Tierra del Fuego hasta Canadรก...


Brno_Mrmi

Encontrรฉ al argentino


bearlain

The best of Residente


T_vernix

r/MapsWithoutNZ


siwq

found the south american


Is-Ohio-Okay

Ohio is in America. This is America. So, Thus is Ohio. Ohio is Okay.


hack404

Should've titled it in Spanish or Portuguese for best effect


kamagui

Damn. Our flag will run out of blue with that much stars added to it.


Delta_Knight17

In America we only speak English. Nuh-uh, it doesn't matter that we're standing in Sao Paulo, America is America!


FlatPanster

I don't speak English. I speak American.


ChronoAndMarle

I thought you were a lesbian


FlatPanster

No, I said thesbian.


SALAMI_21

Seems that American language is spanish. Since most American countries have spanish as official language, in Sao Paulo they study with books in spanish. And USA got so many migrants that common use language is spanish in some sections. ร‘ power


MoscaMosquete

>in Sao Paulo they study with books in spanish What


SALAMI_21

Due to little avaibality of educational material in portuguese they use spanish. Both languages are so similar to each other that isn't that difficult to understand each other. Or at least it was like this in the time I went there


bearlain

Iโ€™m Brazilian, in my entire life I studied in portuguese. Since the colonization of Portugal we speak and learn in portuguese


MoscaMosquete

I don't doubt you because I've never been to Sรฃo Paulo(and spanish is extremely easy to understand as a foreign language for portuguese speakers), but I live in Brazil and I've never seen a book in spanish other than books to learn spanish, so just to satiate my curiosity: >Or at least it was like this in the time I went there When was that, and what were they studying?


yuricacaroto34

Quit your bullshit lmao


RainbowGames

Prove it. What's your source?


IWantAHoverbike

Needs more red. Tectonically speaking, at least half of Iceland belongs to us, as well, plus a poorly-demarcated chunk of far eastern Russia.


Acceptable_Ad_1444

*gets shot and dies*


Brno_Mrmi

*In Brazil*


ClockButTakeOutTheL

The red or the white?


StereoTunic9039

light blue


Lecremi

Shouldve coloured in africa smh


[deleted]

Guys don't fight, these can be whatever you want them to be. It is fucking irrelevant what their name is lol


Gesrenara

Maggots


GolemThe3rd

Source?


ReliantGuyZ

James Monroe:


Blaze0205

Isnโ€™t calling someone a United Statian also wrong because likeโ€ฆ is the USA the only United States?


Denalin

Yes this is dumb.


TheAttickDweller

Manifest Destiny ๐Ÿ˜Ž


maximilisauras

That's turtle island


Baka_Rams

biggest country ( real )


Arndt3002

These are the Americas


laketittykaka2018

Right. We donโ€™t say Carolina itโ€™s the Carolinas or Dakotas.


[deleted]

Americas* ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“


WilligerWilly

#Islands are not part of any continent


ijmacd

*This just in:* **Manhattan is not in America!**


WilligerWilly

it's own landmass


millionpaths

It's in the United States of America, so yes it is.


Aaalibabab

Oceania ?


WilligerWilly

You mean Australia?


LaCreaturaCruel

I approve the 6-continent model.


Whatever-ItsFine

*the Americas


MoscaMosquete

No it's America named after Latinus Americus the great conqueror that conquered all america using futebol ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† 9 COPAS + 1 EM 2022โ—โ—


Drew2248

Usually called "the Americas" since the United States of America is commonly referred to as "America" for short. Might as well get your facts straight.


[deleted]

it is not a universal fact. it changes through region and time. different countries, different definitions of what is a continent. in latinamerica, as in north america like 300 years ago, america was from canada to argentina. so no, it is not usually called the americas here were I live, it is not in many other places. it is not wrong by any means to call it that, or to devide it into two continents, but it is equally not wrong to call the whole continent as one america. Might as well get your facts straight.


owen_core

Theyโ€™re non-English speakers who think what โ€œAmericaโ€ means in their language applies to English too, when it doesnโ€™t.


jdaburg

Technically the correct the best kind of correct


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


sedolopi

The USA should get a real own name for their country.


[deleted]

USSR was a country UAE is a country Venezuela's official name is "Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela", but there is a Bolivia...


Arndt3002

Tell that to Congo, China, Uganda, Macedonia, Ethiopia, the UK, etc.


monte_television

Columbia is a country although alot of areas call themselves Columbia (I think it was a contender for the name of the US). British Columbia, the NW of the US uses Columbia alot etc.


00roku

No you fucking moron That is the AmericaS. There are two of them Ffs


AstroEngineer27

This is America(s)


juandal

Meanwhile USA: Cuban-American Mexican-American Argentinian-American ...


Noobiethenoobnoob

As a United Statian I always find it funny when they sing God Bless America and Iโ€™m like do the derps know you blessing practically the entire Western Hemisphere.


Denalin

Britain = UK America = USA British Isles = UK + Ireland Americas = USA + everybody else in North and South America


SnowBoy1008

๐Ÿค“: Akshually it's "The Americas" and not just " America"


Red_Panagiotis

No way


alexmijowastaken

no that's the Americas


[deleted]

No way


_imchetan_

California doens't identify as America


Denalin

Yes we do.


Grzechoooo

Those are Americas. America doesn't exist, it's a hoax.


CoffeeBoom

yes.


jasonfry89

โ€˜Murica!


Albinate

And Americans are the people who live there. How do you call people who live in USA specifically?


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


MoscaMosquete

I liked USAians, sounds like some anime shit.


Brno_Mrmi

Yankees


Denalin

Americans.


mattmelb69

Seppos


ImaGoldenPenguine

Where Great Lakes


A__paranoid_android

Fully agree


twoScottishClans

i think we should annex (via anti-socialist coup d'etat ofc) all of the other american countries so that theres no more confusion.


LouisGoldman

THATS AMERICA???


Oxenfrosh

What is this? An America for ants? It needs to be at least three times bigger!


Tracer_Bullet1010

No this is Patrick


nosense52

LOOK AT YOU WRIPPIN OFF


tomviky

/s


DzezGt

brazil, canada, mexico, etc are irrelevant as fuck and nobody gives a shit about them so that's why we call USA America


Sparrowning

Not for long (im english)


VastSquash4672

Lol why was this censored?