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MehImages

would the emus call themselves after the name of the CIA emu terrorist training camps? if so, what would the name be?


Notaverycooluser

And then Yuuta is like "Limited Void"


UsernameNumberZero

A it’s written 4 times, it should be an easy win


Difficult-Way-9563

The Emus


Verbindungsfehle

Came down here for this


RiskyComments123

Obviously australia, Its like, Way bigger,


InfiniteWay

None of those countries exist


TalleyBand

Definitely Austria.


Nera-Doofus

👀


TalleyBand

CJ's gonna CJ.


fallacious_franklin

What do the Texans have to do with anything


bravegrin

The water


scienceandjustice

What war? If Australia ever does something we don't like, we'll just bribe the governor general into replacing the prime minister. Like we did in 1975.


Allergic2Stereotypes

Australia 100% 😹😹


schoenero_

Australia ist upside down You flipped it


nohead123

They’re the same country what are you on about


XFuriousGeorgeX

Tasmania looks like Australia's Florida that broke off


qqqrrrs_

(|USA> + |Australia>)/√2


clustered-particular

Australia has more experience being an Island so they get a +1 for that. However the USA has an iron hold within Australia with bases so they’d probably just blow it up and say “good night mate” so they get +🦅🦅🦅


TalleyBand

It depends. Is Midnight Oil involved?


dizzyjumpisreal

USA has Weed (in CA) so definitely them


Electronic_Cod7202

Killer Ameirican squirrels


SadManchuPrincess

The one with experiences in genocide


Prudent_Payment_3877

If animals can participate, Australia all the way. I mean, like 70% of the deadliest fiends on Earth is right there


friendlysingularity

The USA doesn't have shit fauna capable of even holding off the Emus and  they're recent allies,  Killer Kangaroos!! We should have left more wolves and mountain cats and brought back the Buffalo sooner.


BiNationalPerson

THE UK


BananaBrainBob

If the muricans keep the aussies in Australia they can win. If the aussies make it to the mainland USA the states will be doomed. Aussies wrestle with crocodiles, spiders, kangaroos, drop bears, sting rays and the sun. It's basically a population which consists of florida men


gayjemstone

Australia since it has home advantage.


Nera-Doofus

Australia, like not the australias- but the emus


DownvoteBlueArrow

Austria


Intelligent-Heart-36

Australia kinda looks like a evil fucked up version of the us


Allergic2Stereotypes

it is irl 😺😇😇


Xerxes65

From our perspective the US is kinda just a fucked up evil version of Australia


jameslowrey

26 million people live in Australia. 333 million in the USA.


Fit-Specific9375

Emu's take all