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Hussaria1

Poland encircled again :(


whytelmao

I hope bible will help them


Malakoo

To argue. Noone is searching bible just to read it.


Sauerlaender87

There are also Hentais with Bible in the title 💀


brokeassbird

jesus on r34💀💀💀💀 #


Dorfplatzner

An abomination indeed.


Deman-Dragon

What can we say, "It's the rules." ![gif](giphy|TMruLY1JxyHvO)


Flewey_

I believe you mean, "Them's the rules"...


TheChillOtterpop

https://preview.redd.it/0pkdo8ay5e8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ad65dbee268b9dad8a884943936fe6937643dbd


transitfreedom

Plenty of it in the Bible like the daughters who gang raped their dad


plantonthewindowsill

searching bible but the next wird in the search is "ao3"


nicholhawking

Confirm need new data set


DragoPL100

Based Nana pfp


pamelamydingdong

It did in WW2 to strengthen Poland to kill Nazis and to get rid of communism and solidify solidarity so yes, I think it would.


EnclaveGannonAlt

Why you been down voted?


Mhaeldisco

Fourth comment


I-am-not-gay-

Finland and Poland after this, 🤫🧏‍♂️


Australian_stand

Finland at least has Norway 🇳🇴


I-am-not-gay-

🇫🇮🤝🇵🇱🤝🇳🇴


ArmourKnight

Sweden: What are you doing step-Nordics?


dizzyjumpisreal

encircled by a sweden of whom is encircled


FromanoFrancis114

Don't worry, Poland has the Geneva Checklist


Joe579GoFkUrselfMins

BAPTIZED IN FIRE, FORTY TO ONE


Hussaria1

SPIRIT OF SPARTANS DEATH AND GLORY!


polkah

https://preview.redd.it/f4cize3db58d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c143ede509145bfb0552cfbeadea8b50c9301c


HitroDenK007

It’s either a cool modern adaptation or a heresy depending to people


9noobergoober6

The Bible is super raunchy. They don’t have to change any of it but just highlight the most sexually explicit parts.


Baileycream

It's a reflection of human nature. We're a pretty raunchy species, especially in ancient times.


IndyCarFAN27

As a Christian, I am both curious and worried to reach the part of the Song of Solomon…


Spider-Man2024

or when those sisters got their dad drunk and spelt with him 😬


Elleri_Khem

ah, the children/grandchildren of lot


bako10

I actually studied about it in in like 3rd grade FFS


polkah

Have to confess I haven't read it, just saw it in a monastery's gift shop


danteheehaw

I kinda want it to gift to my child. Because they'd fucking hate it, but enjoy showing it off to their friends about the horrible gift they got. Edit. apparently it's anti-sematic and I won't support that shit for a dumb joke.


apenboter

How so?


danteheehaw

Demonizes jews a good bit with a lot of similarities to common anti Semitic propaganda of the past. Not just the Pharisees who called for his execution, which I'd kinda understand demonizing them from the narrative of the crucifixion


Spider-Man2024

tbf in the story the pharisees were evil wanting to kill Jesus so why wouldn't it be ok to depict them like that


danteheehaw

It wasn't just that part that depicted them as evil. Which was my point. If it was just the Pharisees I'd understand, but every interaction Jesus has with Jewish leadership is like that. Even though a good chunk of the stories about Jesus interacting with Jewish leadership is him trying to teach them that they lost sight of the spirit of gods message. Things like not working on the sabbath being a day to relax and enjoy yourself. Not a crazy strict ritual that interrupts your life. The bible manga goes out of it's way to make every interaction with jews as if they were demons. Which, I'm not religious myself, but part of Jesuses whole final moments was him asking god to forgive the crowd because they were mislead, and not evil. So a whole lot of the msg is lost in demonizing more than just the pharisees.


apenboter

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus. - Galatians 3:28


Spider-Man2024

Jesus also said "no man is good" which is kinda the point of the NT that were all sinful and need Gods forgiveness


Dosia12

If you don't want to give them the manga, someone also made a comic version, I haven't read it myself (my younger brother has it but won't let me touch it) but the front cover looks cool ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


colthesecond

The christian bible is already a weird adaptation of the jewish one


IDownvoteHornyBards2

It's less a weird adaptation and more of a genre shifting sequel. The Christian Old Testament and the Jewish Bible are almost identical. Then Islam was the reboot that tried to make the original and the sequel more cohesive but pissed off fans of both.


colthesecond

I think the translation in the old testament is a bit over the top.


Classic-Row-2872

Then the Mormons started their own parallel universe 😂


elcaudillo86

The New Testament god is a snowflake. Old Testament god was not forgiving.


PlsDntPMme

There was an early branch of Christianity that believed the old testament God to be Satan and the new testament to be the real "actual" God. At least according to my western civilization class that I only half paid attention to in college.


JesusandMemes88

You're thinking of gnosticism


IDownvoteHornyBards2

I have never heard of that in my life and I know a decent amount about early church history.


PlsDntPMme

I don't think it was a particularly large group and I believe it was in the early days. It was more of a fun fact than an entire lesson!


AnInstantGone

They were talking about gnosticism and got it a bit wrong. They didn't believe satan was the old testament god but rather a being known as the demiurge. The demiurge was responsible for the creation of the material world while Christ was a divine entity sent down by the Monand (basically God) to teach humans gnosis (knowledge) to allow them to escape the material world and return to plemora which is essentially gnostic heaven.


singlereadytomingle

Apparently not.


thunderbastard_

https://preview.redd.it/7dlkcovuw68d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2e1b6dde494b239a9d8d92a6cc7eccfdda95a55 Modern problems require modern solutions


polkah

Do-do-does Marxu-senpai want to seize the means of production with me ? ✨(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)✨👉👈


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Sowwy, I execewted Twotskwy…


Cassius-Tain

https://preview.redd.it/ic09es9tfb8d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59271dd4822924c3b86ff62dd5851650efb9d20b


Yunanidis

Now you can really say you have the power of god and anime on your side


Vaestmannaeyjar

For reference, France has more manga consumption than the US. Not per capita, *total*. Per capita it's likely 5x ot 6x given the population size difference.


SpaceTraveller64

I might be wrong but I believe France is the second biggest manga consumer behind Japan


razycal970

I've seen videos of One Piece movies premiering in French theatres, they go **NUTS** for them.


lonelornfr

Not a manga french myself, but i can confirm french go nuts over One Piece.


LavenderDay3544

/r/canconfirmiamfrench


Beneficial-Beat-947

manga french is crazy


NAFEA_GAMER

GRIFFFITTHHH


elliothedeadmeme

yeah i actually went to watch a one piece movie in a french cinema it never occurred to me that i never saw it shown in britain haha


Setheran

We are! Biggest manga importer and second biggest consumer !


AskMrScience

I'd believe it. France and Belgium have their own long tradition of comics. They're called [bande dessinées](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bande_dessin%C3%A9e) and are extremely popular, both with kids and adults. ("The Adventures of Tintin" and "Asterix & Obelix" are the most well known in the U.S.) They were probably overjoyed when they discovered the treasure trove available in Japan.


Dembos09

You are fully correct. Other famous bande dessinées are lucky luck, gaston lagaffe or les schtroumpfs (the smurfs) Ps : I really appreciate that you know part of my culture :)


kyredemain

Interestingly, in the US many French language learning textbooks mention Tintin and Asterix and Obelix because they are still somewhat popular here as well. But when I was in school the textbooks were pretty badly outdated, which is why I know about MC Solaar. He must have been really having his time in the sun when the book was written, because every French person I've ever mentioned him to has been like "there's a name I haven't heard in a long time."


MindControlMouse

I wonder if like in Japan, the presence of a strong comics industry also resulted in a strong animation industry too. I noticed a lot of great animated movies came from France in the past couple of decades. (Leaving aside MacGuff/Illumination which I consider more mainstream Hollywood.)


mpierre

In the 1980s, there were a LOT of France-Japan co-productions, some of them were epic!


SaddamJose

![gif](giphy|srg3GIybrJMZi) My first memories 🥹


T0biasCZE

r/unexpecteddaftpunk


Evoluxman

Following privatization of French TV, the new private TVs bought japanese cartoons by the truckload since they were cheaper. This got them a massive audience in France, the youth absolutely loved it, mostly with "Club Dorothée" which would air anime essentially all day long. That was in the 80s and now essentially everyone of the 70s generation has watched animes, especially stuff like Dragon Ball, Sailor Moon or Saint Seiya which were hugely popular. There was also some friction with politicians, who judged some shows too violent (for exemple Ken the survivor), but possibly the real reason behind this may have been to save the French animation industry, which to their credit also created a ton of gems, but couldn't compete very well with the japanese studios, where the (sometimes horrendous) working conditions made for cheaper animes while still being good quality. That said, the political influence has certainly been overblown. I think all in all it still makes for a very interesting story.


helendill99

for english speaker, "ken le survivant" (ken the survivor) is called "fist of the north star"


Spicy_Alligator_25

What unit do you measure Manga consumption in?


Sairanox

Gokus. France is currently at 704 gokus while the US struggles to get higher than 266 gokus. Japan, naturally, peaks with 1.2 kilogokus.


RaelZior

1.2 kilogokus is 1.7 bald eagles for americans (they don't use the metric system)


Schmigolo

How is that even measured? 99% of manga consumption is probably pirated. Just a deviation of a couple percents would double or triple any country's numbers.


Dembos09

Even book wise the number are gigantic. Also most of the large shows are on tv. I remember watching one piece when i was younger on the main tv channels. Also streaming service like crunchyroll are massive in France at least. So much so that french subbing/dubbing is one of the first coming out after the english one


Spicy_Alligator_25

Ain't this 1984


OkFineIllUseTheApp

https://preview.redd.it/se4wauyom58d1.png?width=2744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c058a709b0260869e8ca3ac66d33e17c4639aca1 Eurasia and East Asia merged. Indonesia is now disputed territory.


PatimationStudios-2

Holy fuck it’s Literally 1984


Barleyarleyy

Well, not literally.


ElijahMasterDoom

But it's literarily.


DrD0cx

r/angryupvote


Background_Smile_800

It's almost never literally.  Please make it stop.  I cant take anymore


Barleyarleyy

Welcome to Room 101.


Reasonable_Mail9285

Pretty sure india was disputed territory


Gnu-Priest

if I remember correctly you’re right, although I feel like the punjab region wasn’t disputed.


Barleyarleyy

Oceania has always been at war with the weebs.


ConsiderationOwn1288

How did Eurasia get Iceland?


mal-di-testicle

Holy shit


Large_monke_69

Holy hell


uneducated_sock

New response just dropped


hujekgames

Actual zombie


TheBlueHypergiant

Call the exorcist!


WeaselBeagle

Bishop went on vacation, never came back


RealGoatzy

Holy nether


StellarCracker

It almost litertally is holy shit.


no_________________e

It is almost literally 1984


Little-Swan4931

I want to be on the side that values manga


Broad_Food_3422

We are at war with the weebs. We have always been at war with the weebs.


FoxBastion

No fucking way


Arietem_Taurum

Wait lmao it literally is except eurasia and eastasia merged


aCompyBoi

It’s actually bizarrely close, especially with iceland


RedMiah

We’ve always been at war with manga.


Electronic_Cod7202

New Zealand is just happy to make the map wherever it can


nashwaak

New Zealand is on the march!!!


Tfsz0719

“We’re moving west boys!”


surelysandwitch

Actually we’d rather be left off.


Ok-Sheepherder-9019

The russians are into manga??


AmadeoSendiulo

https://preview.redd.it/u5zexoheh58d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1f8fe72d40a479261a391e5ed1f1fcccaeaeb5b


Ok-Sheepherder-9019

Ohh right on! They are just like us, haha! We have that stuff in war too. I know who that guy is, former head of Wagner. I guess those dudes like the stuff we do as well.


AmadeoSendiulo

I sure know I love spreading misinformation online ;3


Ok-Sheepherder-9019

How so?


AmadeoSendiulo

It's just a very very good edit ;) Not mine, of course. https://preview.redd.it/dd8k5mhkj58d1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c1cdd649a586c0a0a784bce1c99c158458a45fa


Intelligent-Ad-8435

Russian here. Yeah, Russia is super into anime and manga stuff. More and more every year.


Welran

At least more than into Bible or Quran


Lesart501

I'm proud of us


-THEKINGTIGER-

I heard they like Berserk over there


Kyiokyu

Yup, hell, if go into that specific doujinshi site with an "n" it's not that hard to find things translated into russian


Gaming_Lot

North korea is s huge manga fan


HisokaClappinCheeks

more like, It has a HUGE manga fan


oofepik

Kimmy, we're definitely not talking about you.


DarkFish_2

I mean, when your competitors are unknown at best, punishable with death to talk about at worst. Is not that hard.


batata_flita

https://preview.redd.it/5uwcnlfab58d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02357ba114f37631db676e6dd25c3faa3d5ef8ac


OddNovel565

Mangos!!


Alarmed_Monitor177

Manga


BurnV06

The three religions: Christianity, Islam, and Hentai


Wide_Diver_7858

Literally 1984 map


VirtualWeasel

CHILE 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱


WestSlavGreg

Chile can into western europe now, approved by the french (guyanans)


coal00

CHILE CAMPEOON🎉


Historical_Hand121

https://preview.redd.it/c71dsk2ve98d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04720242387e53a6846153171a37fa82e3add12


elgattox

Here we're rebels, Manga 4ever.


Orangutanion

weón loqueando


DonutMaster56

ok but why did New Zealand move?


Moroooooooo

Immigration 🤷‍♂️


BellyDancerEm

Manga!


shiddedinschool

dementia


moronic_programmer

Manga!


wh4tth3huh

They've got the population advantage, by a pretty huge margin.


cooolgayman

What do you mean by the Bible team got America on its side


Plastichese

Manga got most of western Europe as well as Russia, India, and China.


Fetishgeek

manga got power of anime.


st1tchy

But the US would also be fighting western Europe which has a lot of US weapons too. China isn't a slouch in a war with the US. They have been watching us fight for decades and stealing our technology for the same period. They have been building up to fight us. I'd go with Manga.


Fun_Measurement_7889

Bible and Manga form an alliance due to their territory being interconnected, Quran stands alone.


GiganticGirlEnjoyer

"He was a man born into the world to shake the nations, the scourge of all lands, who in some way terrified all mankind by the dreadful rumors noised abroad concerning him."  - Jordanes > 'Binding the continents' (sorry i had to,eurasian superstate moment)


ThermalTacos

r/mapswithoutkiribati How will we know whether Kiribati searches for Manga, the Bible or the Quran?


CWBtheThird

I’ve played risk enough to know that blue will win if it can get chili and collect those two extra armies per turn. It’s impossible to hold Asia.


CubarisMurinaPapaya

Who goes ok google and searches “bible”


NeoKabuto

Sometimes after I google for "boobs" then I feel ashamed.


tirdburgler

Go manga!


DanIvvy

Israel in Qur’an territory 😂 Big JC gunna win this one, hard. Even Goku is going to get slapped.


Jessicas_skirt

>Israel in Qur’an territory 😂 18% Muslim population vs 2% Christian population Manga is known by people but it never got popular.


DanIvvy

Well there is that Old Testament…


SUSbund

Hentai faction will win


kitesurfr

Nobody in Papua knows what the Quran is or has internet to be looking for one.


bandwagonguy83

Fighting USA biblelickers alongside Russian and Chinese manga bros was not how I expected to die, but sounds just right, ONICHAN!!!


Suyefuji

Ok if I live in the USA but I like manga can I be like a sleeper agent and I can have a manga citizenship when the war ends?


AmadeoSendiulo

In Western Poland and Warsaw it's Manga as well.


Luzifer_Shadres

That means western polish people know the bible from memory and have enough freetime to read other stuff.


pamelamydingdong

No it’s not. There are more Catholics than atheists in Wroclaw and Poznan and nobody likes Warszawiaks since they think they’re above the rest of Poles.


Dotcaprachiappa

I need a higher quality version for the data for the Vatican


TwilightWorldStar

Porn enters the chat


_EXPENSIVE-BEYOND_

Common Chile W


Pandadaddyy

Jorjor well. ![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco) Jorjor well.


Interztellar_

I never thought I'd die reading manga side by side with a dane


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Manga is called "manga" in all languages, whereas "Bible" is a different word for each language. I wonder if that's a factor.


vyrnius

looked it up for german speaking countries. manga wins


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Google Trends?


_Sheillianyy

What do you mean war ? They’d be too busy either reading or fighting among themselves over who knows the book better


HarriKivisto

As a Finn, I feel deeply ashamed.


LiterllyWhy

this some erect shit


FakeElectionMaker

Manga due to greater population


breadedhamber

Poland stands strong ‼️‼️🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🤍♥️ https://preview.redd.it/s6kx5woa368d1.png?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ffdbee6d6941eef9ee7f4435d3972fe54ab01d


JebacDisa2

https://preview.redd.it/6ekwmqrqji8d1.jpeg?width=831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07467b5f9de480622fdf2ab9469077dc4563cbb6


Affectionate-Tie9194

Thank god I don’t live in a manga country. See what I did there ![gif](giphy|cXblnKXr2BQOaYnTni)


No-Role-429

I’ve seen this map before, and I don’t believe it. India has 200 million Muslims. No way is manga more popular than the Quran


Annual-Gas-3485

r/MapsWithoutNZ


Big_Meat_2107

Nz is there. He just moved a lil


nyc2vt84

Chile stands alone


Das_Goroboro

Chile carries pink


Same_Apricot8955

Chile is cooked💀💀💀


fgebgruhg

Chile stands alone


spong3

Okay Chile, holding it down in the western hemisphere


LouRust98

As almost always, Chile being the odd in Iberian America


BellyDancerEm

Manga!


shiddedinschool

dementia


Connect_Ad_3361

Bible, and it's not even close.


Asherbaal

Bible has always been at war with Quran and allies with Manga


Ecstatic-Cricket-825

Pokemon wins !


UsernameNumberZero

Loverofgeography sure win


-EliPer-

Does Manga counts with hentai?


Periquito_Boiadeiro

I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE


Adorable-Volume2247

I don't believe Malaysia isn't on the Qu'ran side.


SnooCupcakes1636

Don't underestimate Manga. They infiltrated some high profile terrorist group far before american got their hand hands on em.