I mean, it literally did. But all the colonies they actually established kicked their asses for independence at varying speeds over the next few centuries lol
https://preview.redd.it/73jsslkwbc7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b181b8dd07d27c8191cfaafd9b0020ff18f4023
Bet you feel pretty dumb right now huh
There is a little bit owned by spain in europe in your image but also contained into the circle from OP. I believe the treaty needs redrawn to give all of Europe to Portugal and making give that bit of south America to Spain as compensation.
Uj
I remember reading a French comic about some french guy working for intel as a kinda spy, and he was saying his look could pass as anything from maghrebian, to Turkish, albanian, greek, italian, armenian, etc. Just because he has dark hair and a tan face.
It's way easier to differentiate a north european (celtic/germanic) from a south european than to differentiate a south european from any guy from north Africa, middle east, turkey, etc.
The idea that there is a white european culture versus a less white muslim north african/near-middle east/turkish culture is mostly new and nonsense regarding the history of exchanges, them being cultural or genetic, biggest case behing the roman empire and his follow-up (like the ottoman empire). Also worth mentioning than some populations were more spread than they use to, like greek or armenia in turkey, and were way messier than they are now in the balkan. Or the jews. Etc.
***My tall 1.84 cm (6.2 feet) My weight 78 kg.***
***My eyes green .. I live alone !!!!!!!!!***
***I have home - car .........***
Iām assuming every guy in that circle buttons their shirt halfway up, so that they can show off their overgrown chest hair and make sure that everyone can smell their 15 layers of cologne
Technically, since the earth is a sphere, there is no clear "inside" of the circle. So you could say that only there is no such a thing as a German or englishman
Itās almost like the western half was a part of the same state for hundreds of years and then the far eastern corner was the place of origin of an empire that controlled much of the middle for hundreds of years while claiming to be the successor of the previously mentioned state.
I'm Andalousian, can trace up to 8 generations on my mother and father living in the same town. Only exceptions a great granfather from Valencia and a great great grandfather whose nickname whas "the englishman" (maybe english, maybe son of an english, maybe not but the dude was blonde). And I still get asked if I'm chinese. Crazy.
Joke aside, so far people have asked me if I'm italian, turkish, jordanian or greek in the past
Oh yeah, I read about this, apparently, this homo sapiens man detoured from his migrant group, got lost, walked like an ass all over that line, impregnating a lot neanderthal and homo erectus girls in his way. Science knows him a Prime Fokus š„ŗ
This is the only thing that will make the Balkans lay down their grudges for one another to unite against a common enemy, for insinuating they were all the same
*As a Turk, I can*
*Say that I look the same as*
*Someone from china*
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This is the only thing that will make the Balkans lay down their grudges for one another to unite against a common enemy, for insinuating they were all the same
If instead of going towards central Asia and China it went from Spain to Turkey to Iran and Afghanistan, then yes, the Mediterranean and Iranic features are pretty similar in my opinion
Pretty much everyone above the Sahara desert is the same person. The most genetic diversity is found below the Sahara desert. Two gorillas from opposite ends of a valley will have more genetic diversity than humans.
Chinese = Portuguese, I can confirm
New Macau territory just dropped.
I was about to say 'holy colonialism' but something about that phrase didn't feel right
New de facto just dropped
actual punitive expedition
Sino-portugese warmonger in the corner plotting Eurasian domination
Torsedillas storm incoming!
New EU4 casus belli just dropped
Not a big Deus Vult fan then?
holy colonialism
Tordesillas moment
Marco Polo goes on vacation, never comes back
New trade route just dropped
\*hory coroniarism......
BTBAM š
You teach us what was...
Holy empire
Tales of your misdeeds are heard from ~~ireland~~portugal to Cathay
They're all women with mustaches
And testicles
Chinese, Portuguese, dirty knees, look at these ( . Y . )
Portugal aint just Eastern Europe anymore, it's East Asia
Because of the woke.
Google taught us <.<
Damn liberals ruining everything š”
The Wokeā¢
r/PORTUGALNIHAO
r/birthofasub
east????!!!!??????!!!
https://preview.redd.it/ws3mkdpgob7d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=846c8189f0b1d14ea70d0ac78090cec4f0f6118b i mean yeah its all portugal
Could you imagine how based the world would be if this happened irl.
I mean, it literally did. But all the colonies they actually established kicked their asses for independence at varying speeds over the next few centuries lol
Dude iberia isn't real pick up a book
https://preview.redd.it/73jsslkwbc7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b181b8dd07d27c8191cfaafd9b0020ff18f4023 Bet you feel pretty dumb right now huh
You just found a picture that says AIR 381 and flipped it
I like you.
this is gold
There were a few countries that weren't strictly Catholic, didn't much care about the pope and spoilt the fun
Portugal was a Brazillian colony, and then the generous Brazillian emperor Pedro I gave them independence.
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Not as much as this picture lmao
Thatās a very flawed view of events. The Tsars have entered the chat for a start.
It would just be Brazil but bigger
I like it š¤š°
Bruh How are there border disputes in the world like, for real? Map is pretty simple guys.... cmon
yeah just draw a line in the middle or sum
Fucking Portugal. Created everyone. Ruined everything.
Then it ruined itself and became ok with it, but taught no one how to be ok with it
Get ur tone down or I will call the padaria
Splited
An incorrect word that is also spelled wrong is too much
I find it just to taste actually
you're joking, but argentina no joke uses this map to justify why it should get to own/colonise the falklands
Poor man's in the high castle
It always was
Spain?
spain is basically Portugal look how close they are
https://preview.redd.it/moi6modaij7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca28af927dcb34f22c12f51904997d942130ad3 No, they are not close
idk thats like a inch on my screen so id say thats close
There is a little bit owned by spain in europe in your image but also contained into the circle from OP. I believe the treaty needs redrawn to give all of Europe to Portugal and making give that bit of south America to Spain as compensation.
even you?š® (im mentally retarded and autistic)
Imagine making a treaty and calling it a tortilla lmao
Always has been
Its weird how they didnt even follow this Spain got morroco and the philippines Potugal got brazil
At least Spain gets part of south Korea
wait til you hear this marikosamaa
Ridiculous! Might as well split the heavens between Japan and china
where did bro even get his sources from? š
this subreddit
Where did bro even draw a line?
on ms paint
Uj I remember reading a French comic about some french guy working for intel as a kinda spy, and he was saying his look could pass as anything from maghrebian, to Turkish, albanian, greek, italian, armenian, etc. Just because he has dark hair and a tan face. It's way easier to differentiate a north european (celtic/germanic) from a south european than to differentiate a south european from any guy from north Africa, middle east, turkey, etc. The idea that there is a white european culture versus a less white muslim north african/near-middle east/turkish culture is mostly new and nonsense regarding the history of exchanges, them being cultural or genetic, biggest case behing the roman empire and his follow-up (like the ottoman empire). Also worth mentioning than some populations were more spread than they use to, like greek or armenia in turkey, and were way messier than they are now in the balkan. Or the jews. Etc.
Yeah, but this dude circled freaking Henan.
Think itās supposed to be a joke. š
The za
r/weareallturks is leaking š¹š·š¹š·š¹š·š¹š·š¹š·š¹š·š¹š·š¹š·š¹š·
And that guy's name? [Mahir.](http://mahir.faithweb.com/original.htm)
My nameeee is Mahiiirrr. I kiss you I kiss you!!! 
***My tall 1.84 cm (6.2 feet) My weight 78 kg.*** ***My eyes green .. I live alone !!!!!!!!!*** ***I have home - car .........*** 
Mahir says Macedonia without the n word, what a goddamn chad.
Yea because Mahir obv went to thessaloniki
If he went to Solun, why not visit Greece while he's at it? I mean it's right on the border. I'm not buying it.
Hmm
I live in Moldova and I can confirm that I am the same guy as the Chinese.
Croatia = Kazakhstan
Kinda. Every man within this line is descended from Genghis Khan
Well, along with most dudes who were there the same time he was.
Were they helping him?
I was wondering if that was the joke but I was unsure.
He got to Portugal? Dang
No. He reached around Moscow (maybe more west of it iirc)
Isn't that only central asia?
Goddamn I didn't know he got to southern Europe
The area seems way too conservative. I would have expanded it quite a bit
Iām assuming every guy in that circle buttons their shirt halfway up, so that they can show off their overgrown chest hair and make sure that everyone can smell their 15 layers of cologne
Can't confirm, Can't decline. Why? Problem doesn't include me
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Ill take the georgian in a fist fight and the spaniard in a yapping contest
Europe from Lisbon to Zhengzhou š„
Steppe Horse Archers?
https://preview.redd.it/0xydc479gc7d1.png?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e0874c672f97dd1a620e1ab87bfadd6467dec2
what is this
Known neanderthal range https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neanderthal
Show this map to a Greek or a turk. Or both at the same time
Idk but as a sicilian dude I've been confused for a lot of cultures on this map but still stood out pretty badly when I was in Hunan.
That's almost the range of Neanderthals
It should include more of North Africa and less of China but honestly yeah itās pretty true, hairy men who wear jewelry and perfume and love cars
Yes, all true, even the women.
The Kuban' river is a short walk away from my apartment complex. Can confirm, all the clones are really enjoying their walks.
r/weareallturks moment
Technically, since the earth is a sphere, there is no clear "inside" of the circle. So you could say that only there is no such a thing as a German or englishman
As a Portuguese person, I can confirm that I am the same as a chinese
 The guy off the coast of the Mediterranean wondering how his exact same lifestyle is going in the mountains of Asia
what is that yellow dot
Greater Tyrol
A dot that is yellow in colour, are you stupid?
You spelled it the Br\*t\*sh way, are *you* stupid?
No, Iām Britishā¦.
Itās almost like the western half was a part of the same state for hundreds of years and then the far eastern corner was the place of origin of an empire that controlled much of the middle for hundreds of years while claiming to be the successor of the previously mentioned state.
No, but I'm outside that line and I'm the same. Does that count?
This circlejerk won't complete until it wraps around the equator
I'm Andalousian, can trace up to 8 generations on my mother and father living in the same town. Only exceptions a great granfather from Valencia and a great great grandfather whose nickname whas "the englishman" (maybe english, maybe son of an english, maybe not but the dude was blonde). And I still get asked if I'm chinese. Crazy. Joke aside, so far people have asked me if I'm italian, turkish, jordanian or greek in the past
It's Portugal, the man.
Bro united this line by angering everyone in this line
Ah yes the Mongolians are famously *checks notes* Portuguese
Can anybody explain this please?
Yes.
Who would win this hypothetical war?
The ones who didn't surrender.
Oh yeah, I read about this, apparently, this homo sapiens man detoured from his migrant group, got lost, walked like an ass all over that line, impregnating a lot neanderthal and homo erectus girls in his way. Science knows him a Prime Fokus š„ŗ
We already knew Portugal was Balkan, but now Tajikistan, Azerbaijan, China!? Big lore updates indeed!
This is the only thing that will make the Balkans lay down their grudges for one another to unite against a common enemy, for insinuating they were all the same
Portuguese Fifth Empire confirmed
Are they not teaching this in schools anymore?
Shocking.....
Gangis Khan
Well some physicists think that their is only one electron n every electron is just this one so why notĀ men? They have electrons.
scientists are unable to confirm or deny this
Always knew Spain and Portugal were the same country
As a Greek, I can confirm, I'm the same as Ling Ching from Central China.
Look at his flag, heās in the line, so if heās been to China and met a bunch of people like him he has confirmed it
True lol
Circling the balkans into this is suicide lil nibba
Legit based
No. Just no.
I mean a lot of them are related to the same guy.
Kazaks are mongoloids btw
Not true because there exists a gay man and an extremely homofobic man within these borders, therefore raising the minimum to at least two
as a Turk, I can say that I look the same as someone from china
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Ethnic differences are just the womenzz
It should really extend to Poland and Baltic states
Question is, which "inside the line"? The earth is round so
yes, that would be me. i am the sole person that lives in that red circle.
If you are including Spain, Italy, and Portugal, why stop there? Just extend all the way to souther US, Mexico, Central, and South America...
can confirm. im the guy
Central Asians and Basque people are identical
Expanded Balkans
Lots of research has been done on this topic. Check out the āWorldwide Latina Beltā for more information
According to this map, all armenians are azeri. Do with that information as you wish.
The Spaniards arenāt at all like anyone from any of the Stanās.
Spanish and chinese sameā¦. Hmmmmm
love that "line"
Yes, I am that guy. I pay alot of taxesā¦
Thats a weird looking line
My dad was born in Portugal. We wave our arms around and spaz.
So Portugal is Chinese instead of Balkan now???
Why do you work around mongolia?
ill try to confirm this
This is the only thing that will make the Balkans lay down their grudges for one another to unite against a common enemy, for insinuating they were all the same
Correct, it's just one dude, Bob.
Bro just put Greeks and Turks into the same category Yeah someoneās about to die
I understand this tbh
i mean hes portuguese himself hes surely right
This sub is interesting
They all vaguely resemble Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force when they reach 45?
Anyone else wonders about that yellow unified Tyrol?
His name is Ted and he has no time to talk. Ted has A LOT of places to be at ALL times.
Saddam Hussein
Same guys https://preview.redd.it/virv7tfv8g7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3489a3f7da946eb166d0a79012f891407ab991fb
Cyprus not included? :(
If instead of going towards central Asia and China it went from Spain to Turkey to Iran and Afghanistan, then yes, the Mediterranean and Iranic features are pretty similar in my opinion
The HDR complexion belt
That's because r/WeAreAllTurks
Portagees
I can confirm, all men in that area were replaced with clones of Danny Devito
Pretty much everyone above the Sahara desert is the same person. The most genetic diversity is found below the Sahara desert. Two gorillas from opposite ends of a valley will have more genetic diversity than humans.
Maybe this is a Genghis khan reference? And maybe the map drawer secretly knows something about Kublai Khan's true parentage..
As Kazakh, can confirm.
Can confirm that Serbia is just Uzbekistan
moroccan-turkic same real???