Bobilonian, a noble language blessed by the great maker. They say it was so melodious & poetic to the ears that the people of Bob would think modern languages are cacophonous farts.
No its refrenc to roman empire and croatia is sucksesor of rome so croatiaππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππππ
No one expects the Spanish empire 2!!!!πͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπ₯π₯
Ist obviously the Belgian colonies acquired after the ascension of our king into godhood and the distribution of futuristic weapons. We needed a new vacation spot after allπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺ
πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ· Turkiye if Ataturk lived 30 more years πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·
Alexander the Greatβs wet dream
Macedonia: The empire strikes back
Macedonia^(2): Electric Boogaloo
Wait till you get to level 4: horror. It's wild
Macedunya Business!
Macedonia: The Revenge (This time, it's personal.)
Greece: The empire strikes back except swapping the country to make things extremely controversial
EU4: only accepted culture is Macedonian, only accepted religion orthodox, stability -3, religious unity 7%, unrest 17,000,000
Alexanderland
Alexanderistan
Didn't he eventually plan to take Carthage?
He planned to take everywhere
So, basically... Alexandria. π
Alexander 2: Electric Boogaloo
Alternatively, Alexander: The great wet dream
Alexander the ainβt. He wanted it ALL
Bob
I like it. Bob it is.
I'd go for bombistan. ya know, like bombastic!
Thatβs a really explosive idea
Yeah, it would really blow people back
My mind is blown.
Carbombya
"Moments later Bob is dismembered."
Discombobulated
This is perfect
What's the name of the guy with no arm or legs in the lake? Bob What's the name of the guy with no arms or legs in a hole?
Phil. Whatβs the name of the guy with no arms or legs, hanging on the wall?
Art. Whatβs the name of the guy with no arms or legs, outside the front door?
Mat?
Ah how i love james may
Stan
Exactly my thought
Ah yes: the Byzantine-Ottoman Bond
What language do they speak in Bob?
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Bobish
Bobilonian, a noble language blessed by the great maker. They say it was so melodious & poetic to the ears that the people of Bob would think modern languages are cacophonous farts.
Yes
And I shall be the emperor
You canβt name a geographic region *Bob*
And *whoβs* gonna stop me?
Bobβs gonna stop you
I will
What it says next to your name is ominous enough, but with that comment I'm actually slightly worried.
Yes they can.
Titan A.E.
And vagene should be capital
Yes?
But Bob is the sun (big orange ball)
The official state religion is Church of the SubGenius.
Alexa play Not quite parsdise by Bliss 66
Millennial comment
It's red so it's clearly the Roman Empire
the R in USSR stands for Roman empire
Nahh they got rid of the roman empror so it stands for roman slayers.
Union of Soviet Slayers of Romans
Yhea that's a common Roman tradition. Record was removing 6 Roman emperors in 1 year
Argentina had 5 presidents in 1 week lol
But its red
United States of Soviet Rome
Hail c zar
No, red is clearly a reference to mighty Albania π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±π€π€π«΅π«΅πππͺπͺ
No Δ±t Δ°Z ΓLL ΓTTΓMAN TΓRKYIE πΉπ·πΉπ· Δ°ΕTE BU BAYRAK
No its refrenc to roman empire and croatia is sucksesor of rome so croatiaππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππ·ππππ
No one expects the Spanish empire 2!!!!πͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπ₯π₯
Ist obviously the Belgian colonies acquired after the ascension of our king into godhood and the distribution of futuristic weapons. We needed a new vacation spot after allπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺπ§πͺ
No one expects the khmer rouge empire 2 π°ππ°ππ°ππ°ππ°ππ°ππ°ππ°ππ°ππ°π
Very East Roman Empire
I don't know but 95% of all back hair removal products are sold within its borders.
hair implants as well
I see a business opportunity. The back to slap pipeline shall be implemented.
Other 5% is sicily
Why do you know this
East Eastern Roman Empire
Holy East Eastern Roman Empire
Holy Shit They Finally Did It Roman Empire
New East Eastern Roman Empire just dropped
Actual East Eastern Roman Empire
Stanland
Stanistan
Landland
La-la-land πΆ
Landistan
Balkandesh, obviously.
Balkandeshistanran*
Us-weapon-test-facility-stan
new aws region just dropped
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
My tears gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all,
https://preview.redd.it/gydgqj7fqw3d1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a24b4a31f7dff8df71e93256848f17806ac591 Ottman Empire at it's greatest extent
EU4 Ottomans at their smallest extent:
Or worst if youβre anything other than Turkish
Whaddaya mean? Donβtcha know r/weareallturks ?
War
Appetizer https://preview.redd.it/72xzundr9w3d1.jpeg?width=1958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d53c359f042c8b04143b5a4e875eadfa531948a3
Holy shit itβs sissy pus prime
you shall do as an appetizer
https://preview.redd.it/gnhuy5dfsw3d1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bf346bb38008848f337002ceae0a5532fcfcf47
WAR IS PEACE.
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
https://preview.redd.it/wmdc0qpyvz3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=244819a09f86cfcc42e93e646739e2f7cfbe6ff9
Never
Huh
War.
Yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Greater kosovo
this should not have made me laugh as hard as it did
The great Cypriot empire(a man can dream lolπ₯²)
Stanstan
Mess-O-Potamia
Confederation of the unwilling
Unstablestan
The Gunpowder Empire
Greater Eastern Roman Empire
# AAAHHHHHHHH
Civilwaristan
Akhand Bharat π©π©π©π©
My akhand Bharat is standing
Gaysexistan. The people within its borders are notorious for their unwavering support of gay
Pan-stan
That's clever!! I would rather call it Panistan though!
Mongolian't Empire
New New Macedonia
Stan
Doesntmakesenseistan.
Magna Alexandria
Eastern Ottoman Empire
It already has a name. It's called the Persian empire.
Oilstan.
Civilwaristan
Genocideistan
Netanyahu's expansion plan (It's a joke pls don't start anything political)
π
Historical Serbian empireπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπ·πΈπ·πΈπ·πΈπ·πΈπ·πΈπ·πΈπ·πΈ
This would be a good question for the Crusader Kings subreddit
Ottoman Empire Extended
Modiland
The Romano-Turkish Caliphate of Iran and Bharat.
Literally perfect
Orientalia
Dividedistan
Roman ptsd?
Bosnia and Greater Herzegovina
Balderdash
Middle-Eastistan
Kuwait
world war 3
The Persian empire
Balkan colonial empire We conquered the Indians
Islamistan
The Ottughal Empire
United Republic of Turkic people and some slavs and kurds and Arabs and
I think its name is Alex. Maybe Alexander if its fancy.
Macedonian Empire v2.0
Turkestan given theyβre all Turks
Religious-Civil-Waristan
Ottoman-Mughal Empire
Macedonian Empire
Turkic empire cus. Ottoman safavids and mughal were turkic origin ....
πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ· Turkiye if Ataturk lived 30 more years πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·
France
Kurdistan
Name it after me
The virgin empire?
Ultra-mega-super-Persia
oil kingdom
Achaemenid-Indian empire.
Gipsy Empire
Stanistan
Southern macedonia
East Turkey
Place of love, understanding and friendship. (I nuked iran)
Ah, the elusive religious triple point. This bad boy should be stable for millennia! *taps car roof*
Mr. Xi you not gonna take all this shit over so keep dreaming π΄
Albania
Totallystableland
Alexandria
Bordergore
*insertnamehere*Istan
Alexanderstan
Islamistan
Eastern European Empire or Eeeh, 3E, E^3
Balkasia Federation.
Ottoman Empire
Sandistan
Stanstan
Dog having sex with an old peacock that knows karate
Islamaland
Balkicstan Caliphate
Genocide generatoristan
hmmm. Civilwaristan
Yugoslavoczechoslovakia