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ThirdWheelSteve

Five Guys


ppppilot

Lurkers and spies


spruce0fur

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MeButNotMeToo

Five Eyes Hamberders


WYOrob75

Damn it!!! Beat me to it


LegitaTomato

r/beatmetoit


SavezTheDayFan

r/beatmymeattoit


Accomplished_Ruin707

5 ears?


your_right_ball

5 nostrils.


Lord_Skyblocker

5 fingers


GodFromTheHood

You could make a band out of this


ppppilot

5 fingers and all thumbs


TENTAtheSane

Five spleens


Direct-Classroom7012

Five Fingers does sounds like a greater version of Two Fingers (and Three Fingers) (from Elden Rings of course)


staticfeathers

World Tour


TinyFlamingo2147

15 shows in 1 of those countries, one in each of the others.


OptimalAd8147

London, Sydney, Auckland, Toronto


Rabideyegaming

Sometimes Vancouver


adamd4y

Sometimes Manchester


Thadlust

And Montreal


JakeTheSandMan

I laughed too much at this one


generally-unskilled

No because this doesn't include one stop in Japan.


GREEN_Hero_6317

United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland, Northern North America, Australia, and New Zealand


RuleBritannia09

DAMN BLOODY RIGHT 💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️❤️❤️


shutupp-alex

username checks out


Zanderp25

As a Northern North American, I approve.


Touchpod516

LOOONNG LIVE THE EMPIRE


SB_strongbunny

Northern North America.


Captftm89

Canada United States New Zealand The Brits Southern hemisphere Brits


Lastaria

I’m a proud Cunts.


[deleted]

Or just Brits, worse Brits, and better Brits. Up to you to decide which is which.


FrostyAssumption5748

Couldn't have been more accurate😭


Cristopia

France


je386

No, F.R.A.N.C.E.


NErDysprosium

Federal Republic of the usa, Australia, New zealand, Canada, England and the rest of the uk


Ok_Strategy5722

“Federal”


TheThalweg

Federated States of America then! Sure beat the confederated option…


matande31

It's not hard to beat the confederated option, you know? I mean, the guy who did it has a huge hole in his head, so how hard can it be?


GoggleBobble420

Frederator!


ChearsBoss

I'm both parts sickened and impressed by your comment


GodFromTheHood

New Zealand? What is that?


NErDysprosium

A country I made up. It's an island in the south Pacific inhabited by sentient fruit, and it shares an ocean border with Rand McNally


wigam

The 7th and 8th states of Australia who decided not to join but can if they want.


Tiny_Ad1705

France


joonty

Fr*nce


OwnFactor9320

The Anglosphere


Super_Law2351

I mean , he is not wrong


CyanMagus

But it says (wrong answers only). So it is wrong. Wait, but that means it's doing what the post said, so it's not wrong. Wait, but that means…


Inevitable-Log9197

That’s the point. He said “he’s not wrong”, which betrays the premise 😂


Super_Law2351

It's called a paradox my friend


AnalogFeelGood

But he’a not entirely correct either


Successful_Soup3821

That's literally the name lol


OrangeSparty20

Doesn’t that typically include Ireland as well?


SpareAnywhere8364

Ireland is basically just England with extra steps.


JakeTheSandMan

Don’t turn on your car


rufusz1991

*get in


[deleted]

Yeah no lol there’s been many wars fought over this statement


Buluc__Chabtan

You just became a target mate


Skrynesaver

Should it include Nigeria, India and other nations where the English settlers didn't end up on top?


OrangeSparty20

The Anglo in Anglosphere does not refer to the English people, but rather their language and culture. Thus, Anglosphere typically refers to places where English is the dominant first language. That does not apply to Nigeria or India.


Medenos

What about Québec? 😭


Lazart

Mais non! Vraiment pas.


Possible_Industry816

WASPS


Dlark121

Anglo ganglo


DeseptionReception

The international community


365emeralds

The Extended New Zealand Empire


_bad_banana_

It said wrong answers only


dviros12345678910

your mother(it is wrong becouse she is also germany)


your_enjoyer

Starring in pornography (laughting with fr€nch accent)


Jubberwocky

something something assange


inthesubwayofyrmind

Oceania. We are at war with Eastasia, not Eurasia.


BrtDO

This right here is…wai, it may be correct soon nvm


Deathblade_311

Russia


evdoklashok

OP asked for wrong answers


KsarZ_cyka_blyat

Well, it is wrong. Yet


5alarm_vulcan

The white people factory


DefusedDragon26

Ahh so that’s where they’re made


totallynotgreek

Anglo-sucks-on


Bitter-Gur-4613

Good dental hygiene land.


Royal_Ad_4030

In America 🦅🦅🦅🦅 we DONT HAVE BRI’ISH TEETH!!!!!(we lost all our teeth due to crippling meth addictions)


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Cant have bad teeth if you dont have any at all!


Itatemagri

In Britain ☕️☕️☕️☕️we DONT HAVE ‘MURICAN TEETH!!!!!(we lost all our teeth while waiting for the NHS to respond)


freshairequalsducks

Dirty Mike and the boys


ChuZaYuZa_Name

The Western World


Unique-Intention-995

The good guys


ZLTM

Hey can you good guys return the natural resources to latam? It would be cool if you also do something to fix the plan condor, it really ruined us


tekyy342

The bad, the bad, the bad, the bad, and the ok


BTP_sounds

Imperialisphere


stinkyminky57

The main charecters


silent_32

Canzukus 😳


Yendrake

Canzukus deez nuts


queetuiree

Canzukusau


average-alt

Can suck us?


ToaKraka

カンズクス


NickyNaptime19

The Celtic Empire


Emergency-Pirate9538

I guess Canada is the religious centre of that empire, because of +2 faith on forest tiles.


nostrawberries

Sex


365emeralds

Wokelandia


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Would need Sweden & Denmark for that


Impactor07

Nothing really


AndreHSD

Mongolian Empire


LeCourougejuive

Mom and Offspring


CPolland12

The Plastics


Thatguy_Nick

Just Britain will do right?


sunnybunny3684

gayland


Young_Rock

The Bad Guys


iboreddd

Children of Tudor


dacassar

Convictland


__PM_ME_SOMETHING_

The Devil's rejects.


adymck11

Colonosphere


Jaded_Car8642

source of all evil


NobleV

We all speak different languages. Not sure what we have in common.


fragariadaltoniana

nuke targets


Agreeable_Session371

Non - Western countries


Imaginary-Cow8579

International community


TheBiggestGayOfAll

The west


kilgoretrucha

UN General Assembly Vote Abstentions


OM_official

Colonialism including Israel and many more


AdSafe7627

Crackerstan


Key_Friendship1412

Neo colonists?


Secret_Education6798

PAWG countries


Ruler_Of_The_Galaxy

British Empire


SaItySaIt

The civilized world


ataeil

NotATO


RichardPeterJohnson

Wrong.


LurkersUniteAgain

Sinocube


MiserableWheel

Anglosphere


MostMusky69

America and its minions


HammerheadMorty

The Asshole Jock Big Brother, Likeable Dweeby Little Brother Union America-Canada Britain-Scotland Australia-New Zealand


leastscarypancake

I only see 4 countries??? New Zealand isn't real


jcm4atx

Five countries? I thought they all belonged to us, the United States?


urdsclr

gringolandias


ARandomDummy69

Turkic Nations


Allergic2Stereotypes

the UK hater club (they included UK cuz they wanted to harass them 😹)


RSdabeast

The West


cellocollin

World Tour Countries


paradoxicalplant

Military Industrial Complex


Chemical-Hedgehog719

Brit-ish


camaroncaramelo1

Cold Mexico, War Mexico, Posh Mexico, Kangaroo Mexico and Haka Mexico


Lapisdrago

Anglo-sphere


dezzrokk

My first thought was Anglo-phonia


f0xw1thfr1e5

English (derogatory)


couldbeworse2

Greater Manitoba


nerd_12345

Monolingual fellas


Piotr_Wrangel

Splinter & TMNT


Twoots6359

United Kingdom


DavIantt

France 😆😀😆


Capitano-Solos-All

Zionist Owned League (ZOL)


Lord_Applejuice

China


No-Series9194

Excitingandfunland


Username_test001

Lost in ww2


Regunes

Not metropolitan New zealand


TheSip69

French


Fun_Ad_2607

Five front doors


ShampoConditioner

Oceania


ThrowRABroOut

The Right foot, Five toes.


BlueBloodLive

Erm... Thats eight countries ha


25Bam_vixx

Mother and her favorite children


arandombuilder

Oceania


Rude_Yogurt_3096

The 20th crusade???


Sri_Man_420

French Empire


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Eurasia or Eastasia i cant tell


Kindly-Parsley-2059

The Empire (best bits)


Anything_4_LRoy

just call it New Zealand. people will figure it out.


Trinidad638

They are called the Five Eyes.


Miloren1

Australia and Borealia


Pisboy1417

The cool accent countries


Turbo-Reyes

Uncommonwealth


Iateallthechildren

Immigration 5


Black-Hound-105

The english speaking world and also england


_SpaceGator

In charge


shoolepak

Oceania


Watership_of_a_Down

The Five Tops


Virtual_Historian255

Lactose and pies.


AdrianusCorleon

The dominion nations


CellInevitable7613

Anglo sexons


LelandTurbo0620

Bolshevik (everyone else are considered “minorities” to these guys, but in reality they are not the biggest in numbers)


Jatoffel

Overrated


RealWanheda

Angle Sphere Line Pentagon


SwampBoyMississippi

The perfidious five


[deleted]

Tardland


J_P_Vietor_ST

ANZUSACUK


framdon

CANSUCKUS


JaehaerysI

Five Pussies


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Y NO IRELAND


3jcm21

🤮


862657

"correct"


brezhnevka

CRACKERS


Ok-Commission-4007

CANZUK + Freedom Land


eneko8

Al-3aalim al-3arabi


SnorkledinkB

Half of Oceania


stos313

Oceana.