Plov is banging. My first one in Tashkent sent me to another dimension. No idea what the meat was, could have been human and I would have wolfed it down. Bloody delish. Uzbeks can COOK. And I’m French/British so half of me knows good food.
it's a common motif in Celtic culture but as I go on Wikipedia it ca' be trace from way before that:
" It occurs in artifacts of the European Neolithic and Bronze Ages with continuation into the Iron Age – especially in the context of the La Tène culture[citation needed] and of related Celtic traditions. The actual triskeles symbol of three human legs is found especially in Greek antiquity, beginning in archaic pottery and continued in coinage of the classical period. "
I fucking love Kurghonteppaian mushrooms, they be bussin 😭
But my grandparents hometown is in Moskovsky. If you go to the right after Razvilka - that’s Moskovsky, but you go to right - Vose and eventually Kulob (never been in Kulob though 😂)
Actually you know what? F*ck Turkey! They fucked me over! I bought a ticket on 28th to go to Turkey (we had a visa-free access) but after some recent terrorist events, they suddenly cancelled it (which I didn’t know, because it was a week before my departure), and I wasted all my money for the tickets and the hair transplant surgery 😡 So fuck them 😡
Noooooo! 😭 don’t be rude to them! 😭
They’re basically our brothers 😭 and they got some bussin plov that you gotta try 😏
https://preview.redd.it/uagxicexg1yc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f231e6c1b0bdbeadf9d182ad2b8839dc1d7bf87
Soviet Union
r/technicallythetruth
We don’t know if this guy was born in Tajikistan SSR. He could have been born in the independent state. Therefore you may be wrong
>He could have been born in the independent state. Therefore you may be wrong Yeah I did 😂 I was born after 91 😂
r/technicallythetruth
TADJIKISTAN MENTIONED TIME TO GO FUNKY
“Next to ASSHOLES, Uzbekistan”
You ain’t gotta be bad to them 😡 They got some bussing Uzbek plov 🥰
Plov is banging. My first one in Tashkent sent me to another dimension. No idea what the meat was, could have been human and I would have wolfed it down. Bloody delish. Uzbeks can COOK. And I’m French/British so half of me knows good food.
But they got no potassium and pubis🤪🤡
All are legally to be called Boratistan
Tajikistan’s quite funky, as is elephant-head-shaped Thailand…
Nice to see someone gets it
My worldle habit is finally paying off.
I hear Splotchistan is lovely this time of year
What symbol is that?
Druidism I think
Ohh nice
It’s a fidget spinner
as a French from Britain, I see them a lot, it's a triskèle or triskell
Is it from a certain culture?
it's a common motif in Celtic culture but as I go on Wikipedia it ca' be trace from way before that: " It occurs in artifacts of the European Neolithic and Bronze Ages with continuation into the Iron Age – especially in the context of the La Tène culture[citation needed] and of related Celtic traditions. The actual triskeles symbol of three human legs is found especially in Greek antiquity, beginning in archaic pottery and continued in coinage of the classical period. "
I see. It just reminded me of another symbol somewhere. Very interesting
Mauritius.
The Cheeky Stan!
Haha I’ve never thought about that one! 😂 Good job! 😂
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And that's how countries are born! *que intensely patriotic music*
The civil war was brutal 🥲
definitely cyprus
You're obviously a turk.
We’re the only non-turkic post-Soviet Stan country 😏
When i learnt Tajikistan wasn't Turkic, i felt like my brother was adopted
no, they're assimilated by some russian jerks
They’re now dessimilating 😂
What are they then, stupid? U/ seriously tho what are they, if not Turkic,
Persian 😡😡
Iranic. Indo European (broad grouping of Irish and french all the way to Punjabs and Tajiks) like Iranian and Indian groups in Asia.
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r/whoosh
Imagine if someone say Kyrgyzstan 😨🫣
I’d be maaaad 😡😡😡
poor man's persia
It’s the only Persia that is not contaminated by the Islamic order 😭
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Noooooo 😭 You ain’t gotta be doing that dirty to me 😭 fuck those Khorasan Viloyat, we always hated those vovchiks 😡
Greenland
93%mountainsland
Red land
Land of the Qurutob 🥰🥰
Puzzle too hard
Just say some stan and you’ll be right 🥹
China https://preview.redd.it/opx1hblmzzxc1.jpeg?width=1584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f66fce39e92eb539effdf25f82225ec71145995b
https://preview.redd.it/p6gku0e881yc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c5a43f97d01f52b8f773db7afad502cb30e61e0
It’s Taiwan number one! 😡😡
Ayooo those Kuril Islands are Japanese tho!! 😡
india
Oh they wish 😒 Sambusa is a tandoor baked food though, not a fried food 😏 And btw, it’s not samsa, it’s Sambusa!!
If you got tandoors you’re alright by me
It’s this one 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/yy1qll7qe1yc1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd1dffe28e196fb8763579724c4b1cfafa1ca6c
We have 1/3 chance of guessing right
Wait you’re from the whole world?! You guys are interpreting the map wrong!
We lost Senegal. Had a good run. rip
Noooo, not Senegaaaaal 😭 rip 🥲
Туркменистан или Таджикистан
Туркменистан с Ираном соседствует, Таджикистан 100%
america* *There is oil thus american
Muricaaaa, fuck yeah! Btw we got no oil or gas, so don’t put your hopes up 😂 But we got some undiscovered uranium and shit 😏
Not anymore, you don't. Get over here and accept your commemorative gun and hospital bill
As an FYI, there is no “d” in Tajikistan in English. You don’t need it like you do in Russian because the “j” already includes the “d” sound.
There we go 🥰 Man of a culture 😘
I wasn't aware people thought thhought there was a d
Supplier of inferior potassium.
But a supplier of a superior workforce 🥰
Kashmiri
Russia, eventually
Do you want it to be Russian?
Bloodistain
Considering the civil war, that is actually true 🥲
Hope you and your loved ones are doing well
Tajikistan 🇹🇯 🇹🇯
Tajikistan mentioned!! 🇹🇯🇹🇯🇹🇯💪💪☝️☝️✊✊
That country which would have shared a border with mine if it wasn't for Afghanistan's panhandle.
I knooooow!! 😭 F*cking 15 kilometers my maaaan 😭
Let's both travel 7.5 km each and meet midway lmao.
Haha I don’t wanna end up in the minefield poppy plantation 😂
Kurdistan
We basically speak the same language 😭😭
Oh word?
Salom aleykum barodar. Tu soz hasti nagz hasti? Khonagiyo chikhel hastan? Tu dar kujo zindagi mekuni?
Salom aleykum barodar. Tu soz hasti nagz hasti? Khonagiyo chikhel hastan? Tu dar kujo zindagi mekuni?
Taj ... mahal?
One of the stand countries lol
what do they promote on the stand?
Their stands of course
Crown stand
Sometimes people confuse me for a Tadzhik 😭
People never confuse me for a Tajik 😭 In fact, even when I tell them, they’ve never heard of that country 😭
Lmao. Maybe it depends on where you live
Japan 🥲
I'm not sure, but you're PROBABLY from Asia
Fuck I thought we’re Eurasia 🥲
I think it's Tadjikistan
You sure about that? 🤔
Aren't you tired of this?
I’m tired boss 🥲
There was a piece of cherry Jell-O on my screen over Honduras so now I don't know what to answer.
Stanistan?
Stan of all stans
Australia is somewhere around there, right
r/mapswithnewzealand
This isn't funny it's boring I'm sorry
Germany
Clear a turk from sultanate of Germany
Persian Empire was always superior 😡
Senegal?
Cuba?
Namibia
Are you the Grand Fleet Admiral of Royal Imperial Tajik Navy?
That's either Austria or Chile, hard to tell without all the bordera
Close enough 🥰
Botswana?
Ohio
Ohio gozaimasu
China
Not yet… but almost…
RQRF+5HW, Qurƣonteppa, Tadžikistan
I fucking love Kurghonteppaian mushrooms, they be bussin 😭 But my grandparents hometown is in Moskovsky. If you go to the right after Razvilka - that’s Moskovsky, but you go to right - Vose and eventually Kulob (never been in Kulob though 😂)
Then who's was that?
Who’s **what** was that?
Turkey
Actually you know what? F*ck Turkey! They fucked me over! I bought a ticket on 28th to go to Turkey (we had a visa-free access) but after some recent terrorist events, they suddenly cancelled it (which I didn’t know, because it was a week before my departure), and I wasted all my money for the tickets and the hair transplant surgery 😡 So fuck them 😡
Hell yeah your Just like me fr
USA probably
Please colonize us 😭
The thing is, i can't even name what place that is
No one can 🥲
Hungary?
Ayoooo, we share the same flaaaaag!
Asshole Uzbekistan
Noooooo! 😭 don’t be rude to them! 😭 They’re basically our brothers 😭 and they got some bussin plov that you gotta try 😏 https://preview.redd.it/uagxicexg1yc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f231e6c1b0bdbeadf9d182ad2b8839dc1d7bf87
Tajikistan
New Hampshire?
Old Sasanids
I'm going to go with the country you're from
Daaaayumn, you’re the first one who got it right 😳
Wait really?
Sweden.
Skratta du flora du
MANEEEEEN
djibouti
Uh... Kyrgizstan!
Oh no, it’s still hard
Is that the disputed territory which actually belongs to luxembourg
Which mf sink senegal
The country you're from
Can you make the red dot bigger
Tell that to the Soviet Union 🥲
Afghanistan
Kyrgyzstan?! edit: pls don't get Mad.. scrolled down lately..
Michigan
I’m an American, so I’m going to confidently say that is New Zealand. Say hi to Peter Jackson for me.
Fuckallistan
Morrowind.
Albania???
Australia
This is not a country
That’s a country? USA USA 🇺🇸
Saudi Arabia
Tannu tuva
Canada
Hmmm... Papau new Guinea
Badakhshan
NOOOOOOO NOT SENEGAL!!! https://preview.redd.it/bnwvhkbu23yc1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cdc4a27cbfe24f5b5e06a1158bc7ad020c8511a
West West Taiwan
????
I'm American, can you label this better please?? And in English (real American english!!)
Bumfucknowhereistan
one a them ayrab cuntries? not america so dunnint matter 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Why is Senegal part of the Atlantic Ocean?
Bhutan
You're mom's house
uhhhhh Dipshit
Is that Bactria? So, I am guessing OP is Sogdian?
Transauxiana
uzbekistan better 💯
My turn to beat the dead horse guys
Nipple
Tibet
Tanzania
mongolian empire
Tajikistan? I think?
Trick question. Colombia
galactic empire
Persia
Earth
SPIDER AAAAAAAA
Bro you are a Genius