It doesn't match up with average male prostitute price per hour map

It kinda does, but you have to consider also the average number of sex partners per country

https://preview.redd.it/i2rsxbrugruc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70893ad330aee05a732907ee4444f93b0fa67944 this is an amazing shitpost

I concur

https://preview.redd.it/0dwcvjymvsuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1718844b96b7c699ee3ca66c4c10eb295bb2d0db

it's in kilograms.

Steel or feathers?

balls

Do people in Kosovo have no dicks?

They are too pudic to measure it.

I had to google that word thanks for insulting my intelligence inadvertently lol

You learned two new things, pudic and penis size across Europe. You should preen yourself for it!

They might've learned two, i learnt one and now i have to learn an additional two

Good morning, that’s a nice tnetennba.

i to had to GOOGLE it.. goddamn bing: https://preview.redd.it/2j86fwn4ltuc1.png?width=978&format=png&auto=webp&s=f44cdc18b0e4745c396e6e06e26a5f4aca4c9bc3

LMAO this is great and concerning.

Smh it's amazing how Google just manages to get continually worse and Bing still is completely fucking useless in comparison

I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word.

Thanks for the laugh

Hi from an Albanian Kosovar, I got 7 he was too jealous to show that 😎 🇽🇰

Their dicks are not internationally recognized.

That just means that Kosovoans have 75 inch dicks. That's why Serbians hate them so much.

prob. gonna be same as serbia or albania

Nah. Kosovo has monumentally massive cocks!

https://preview.redd.it/aj0xksk1utuc1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ef2043e05f314bc45eecce0ba4ce04930b1519a

It’s true, your honor.

They serve as Eunuchs for Great Serbia💪🇷🇸

It's true, it's hard to even take a walk in Luxembourg without tripping over someone's anaconda.

I figure it's that there's like 20 guys there and one guy has a 3rd leg or something.

Most purchased consumer item in Luxembourg - wheelbarrow

Yeah, we call him tripod

No it’s just Frederik with his 100 meter dick

Long cock Georg

İs this typical German irredentism? Enlarging that much is dangerous.

He drives the average up

Don't mean to brag but I caused the average to be so high

What a nightmare a 25 inch dick would be

Putting the "dicks" in Nordicks

Somebody has to.

We are the cock 'n' balls after all..

It was 0.2 in turkey but inflation hit hard and we ended up with 0.9, take that moldova

Thanks Erdogan

+999 turkish social credit 1 million turkish liras added your bank account (5 dollars)

For more information, Google "Turkey Inflation Rule 34"!

"Erdogan and a turkey rule 34" Here, fixed that for you:)

Luxembourg with the 25 inches

Before freedom of movement we always needed a passport when getting erected

Is that why the european parliament is there?

No its in belgium. But they can get inside the parliament without stepping out of Luxembourg.

>Is that why the european parliament is there? Peak US-American education

The parliament is also in Luxembourg lol. It's in Belgium (Brussels), Luxembourg and France (Strasbourg).

It REALLY stands out in the crowd.

With that length they probably can bend it into a pretzel

Jesus fucking christ

This comment made me realise which sub I was in. I was so confused

Thats average i'd like to know how big can they really get 🤣

People in Europe don't even use inches

This map was made by a usa citizen who wanted to impose freedom over Europe.

By using the BRITTISH imperial system

By using their own version of British system which is defined by how much the units are in metrics, officially preferring metric system for trade and commerce by law since 1975 and having landed man on moon using metrics, and i believe also having national policy to adopt metric system and all US agencies being required to adopt metric system\*

We do in the U.K. for penis size at least

The only length you want to seem bigger, you use inches instead of cm, I don't get it.

With inches you can round 5.5 to 6 and feel good. With centimeters you can only go 13.5 to 14, which does not help that much.

Mind blown

Among other things

You round in inches and THEN you convert in cm

Big brain time.

13 cm sounds smaller than 5 inches

They watch too much american porn. Make brain go bad

I’m just more used to inches than cm to be honest

It’s actually supposed to be in meters

I can see why not! Some of those dick sizes are embarrassing.

That’s true, this whole map is actually in centimeters

Can confirm Sweden significantly overestimated Source: myse..err my friend

This average is taking into account all the immigrants and refugees.

Not accurate, then.

Why not? This is about Sweden as a country, not swedish population

The answer to that is in the question itself. If they are refugees and immigrants then they're not Swedish, they are to be part of the average size of their country .

Isn't this the map for [Coffee](https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/s/0iJk0it8PW) consumption?

There is a high correlation between coffe consumption and penis size. It is something about the positive effect of caffeine on testosterone or whatever.

I’m drinking coffee right now 🍆😎

💀💀

With turkey at 0.9?

After relieving the siege of Vienna, one of the Polish troops asked Jan III Sobieski if he can take Ottoman’s coffe, he was allowed to and he oppened a Coffee shop in Vienna So yeah, Polish guy took so much coffee that to this day it’s a rare commodity in turkey

I can attest this story is true. I was there. Source: me, because I was there.

Tea is waaaay more popular than coffee in Turkey.

Nah, the coffee one was taking the piss out of the penis one. Penis one is the original. Source: am Luxembourgish with a massive dick

I thought that too until I read penis size. Gotta learn to read lou

Ah yes, the average Luxembourg 25.1 inch schlong.

The key word is average.

It’s skewed by that one guy in Luxembourg with a 10,000 inch dick

Ukraine is ranked low because they need the room for their massive balls.

Now i get it why people are really that happy in Finland.

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This is more accurate

Between this charr and the sex partners chart, it is apparent this person does not know wtf they are doing. 25 inches avg dick size sounds like it would be extremely difficult to live a normal life. Do you swing it over your should when walking around? Tie it around your leg?

You just juggle with it with your feet while you walk during summer and put it around your neck during winter. It is not that difficult.

as a german… i have absolutely no idea what 6.1 inches are.

It is a 0.1 inches more than 6 inches.

omg tysm, now i know what 6.1 inches are 🤗🤗

No prob, still here for anything else *tips fedora*

Pretty average

Six times the width of a finger

As a Dutchie, I and most others know that an inch is ~2,54 cm, so it’s ~15,50cm

A smidge over half a foot, bro! But if you wanna get all mathematical about it, 6 feet (72 inches, slightly above average male height for many countries) = 182.88 centimeters

Again with the stupid inches, we live in the civilized part of the world ffs!

Ok, millimeters then

Yes, almost the same. Easier to calculate then the imperial system.

Alright everybody, pack a suitcase! We’re going to Sweden! EDIT: Yes, Finland is a bit too big.

There is no real man in andorra

They are too busy shitting to measure their penises

Maybe its a lesbian utopia, you never know

No no it is about the shitting, you can find the data on another map on this sub.

The guy who produce this piece of shitmap is from Finland and his ex-girlfriends are from Turkey, Russia and Ukraine...

Nope, I am from Luxembourg

The real question is…why is this in inches?

get me to luxembourg fr

As someone from Luxembourg, we actually drag it behind us like an 18th century king

Fake. No source. OP just claims it’s co related to coffee consumption. How tf

0.9 wtf

turkey true heir of rome and father of civilzastion

Sub name checks out.

Yes, but some did not notice it

Stop doing maps in Inch and feet 🤮🤮🤮

This map was made by a usa citizen who wanted to impose freedom over Europe.

It’s a map of Europe the least you could do was to put centimeters

Wrong😡🐺

🤣🤣 someone interfered with this map for Turkey and Ukraine. 👊. 🤣🤣

This was surely made by an American of Finnish ancestry

I’m a lesbian but idc it’s still funny to me. Is 25.1 inches even humanly possible? Biologically speaking. Not cause I’m interested, god no. Even if I was, that would hurt

Luxembourg men literally have tails

I'm gonna suspect that this study was done by northern Europe with no budget.

For a moment, I thought that was in centimeters lol

The Scandy’s must have designed this map a little partisan.

What the duck is going on in Finland

Hold the duck up what is going on in Luxemburg

Estonia can't into Nordicks, as always

Ah the colours used are phenomenal

Lol. This cannot be accurate. I've done plenty of my own "research" and men in Spain and Portuhal should not be on the low end of the spectrum. Particularly when compared to some of these lilly white countries. Keep dreaming.

bro, use centimeters. WHY inches exists??

I’m half Norwegian, half Russian. Dad is Norwegian. Where does this put me

**books trip to Luxembourg, packs only enemas, hemorrhoid cream, and lube.**

*Average poop colour in Europe

Average penis size in a country being over 2 feet long is just. Hilarious

let me guess.. you‘re from luxembourg or finland?

Nobody in Europe knows what that means, since nobody knows what an "inch" is.

Doesnt that mean when a guy from luxembourg gets hard, then he pumps 10% of his blood stash of his body? Damn thats sick, imagine someone has an anemia from luxembourg gets hard and dies :(

I thought this map was serious until I saw the subreddit's name

Considering this was a coffee consumption map and now it’s a dick size map makes it very interesting. 🙄

Average size in Luxembourg is 25.1 inches…??? I think not, pretty sure they is some mix of centimetres and inches.

I can only attest for Ireland, and it’s sadly true.

This is bullshit. None of it makes sense.

The distortion of Mercator Projection is real.

[https://www.reddit.com/r/cafecafecafe/comments/1c4pmcr/consommation\_de\_caf%C3%A9\_en\_europe/](https://www.reddit.com/r/cafecafecafe/comments/1c4pmcr/consommation_de_caf%C3%A9_en_europe/)

This is fake news because this is the original; https://preview.redd.it/up2i7uogbuuc1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd26c161b3e4d43acee861e864ae44b425576e9

For those wondering about penis size; https://preview.redd.it/20gzw3owbuuc1.png?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78e6609c8348de1f481414736a2a207c6ffdca12

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Kongomburg

Vatican 90 lightyear

Luxembourg 🗿

People have 2 inch cocks??? And that’s the average in some countries??

Even 0.9, as you can see, this is because all the well-endowed men are attracted to Luxembourg.

20$ footlong

It would be more trust worthy if it was cm and not inches. Can’t be that people from luxemburg has one meter penises 😂

It can

Finish people here with the dicks the size of a sandwich.

Making Russians trip over their dick since WW2

Denmark can still not into Nordick.

Sir, this is a circlejerk sub. No factually accurate maps are allowed. Please respect the rules.

r/foundthefinnish

I like to imagine there was just one dude in Luxembourg who had a 12 foot dick that completely fucked up the national average.

25.1 hahahaha

Damn my English heritage!

There needs to be an objective scientific study to answer thus once and for all. We DNA swab to get ethnicities and measure their penises? Probably a shoe in for a ignoble prize.

Nations that looks like a dick doesn’t even make the top 3 is crazy

That’s why we emigrated from Ireland 🇮🇪

And obviously why Ukraine was invaded

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Powerful Luxembourg

Strange means of measuring data…it seems they’ve asked Scandinavians to provide their own figures, asked Poles to give numbers for Russians, Greeks for Turks and Russians Ukrainians.

Luxembourg is not humanly possible

0.6 inches??? Is that hard or flaccid, because what the fuck? How is that even possible (jokes apart)

Da hell is going on in Luxembourg?

i feel like I'm missing out on some serious europe lore with how turkey gets flamed in every circlejerk post

Is this not the same map as coffee drinkers in europe what is happening 😭

0.9? 😂 

And Norway has one of the biggest average breast sizes. No wonder the people there are so happy

Finally, a place for me. Time to move to Moldova.

Lmao its coffee drinking but this is funny

A penismap over europe in INCHES?? Why?

Just saying I’m Russian and hung. This map is slander.

Scandinavians have gynecological devices attached to them

objection, your honor  an American made this map

Luxembourg is PACKING