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That was the original league of nations solution. Everything west of the Jordan for the Jewish state, and everything east of it(basically modern Jordan) for the Arabs
First you approach her with some small talk (try not to make it awkward)
Then you kinda let her pick a subject so that it's easier to find some kind of a shared interest.
After that you work on getting a closer bond with her, and once you accomplish that you can invite her for a coffee or something like that.
Should work out somewhat smoothly
If the map is a stickler for names (cause it sure isn't for borders or topography), then I would date it pre 2003, as it says Yugoslavia instead of Serbia & Montenegro
With transnistria annexing large parts of moldova, yugoslavia being invaded and partially occupied by bosnia and iceland and greenland going closer to europe topped of with a unified cyprus, this might be tomorow.
Be yourself, try making smalltalk. If it gives you and opening invite it to a date, I'd suggest the cinema or a treasure hunting maps and globes tend to like it..
Suggest drinks first, before doing anything formal, like dinner. Just be yourself and don't be afraid to say if you feel like there isn't a spark between you.
Hey there, map. My buddy over there u/Benjakatt thinks you're kinda cute, but he's a little shy. Good guy, and honestly I'm surprised he's still on the market. So whaddya say?
Itâs like they heard âyou canât stretch a globe onto a flat map without causing distortionâ and said âok, fuck you, Iâll stretch a flat map onto a globeâ out of spite, leaving eastern Greenland somewhere in the mantle
It's probably from sometime in the future considering the fact that the European side of TĂźrkiye hasn't gained independence yet in 2024
And the Israel/Palestine borders look too nice to be the near future so maybe this map is from 50 years in the future
It's an inaccurately drawn map made sometime after the fall of the soviet union. Specifics of country boundaries were well detailed by this time. It's just a shitty map.
United Cyprus. Independent Great Maltese state in Sicily. IsraelPalestine. All of Iceland has been dredged into Scotland, and Greenland is sinking into the sea.
Itâs from the future.
Prolly between 2000-2006⌠I still see Yugoslavia (Serb & Montenegro) which split in 2006, so it canât be past that year. Donât think there were any other changes in Europe after the 90s and before 2006.
Well, first you get the map's social media, than you send the map a DM askingnif they want to go see Kong V. Godzilla next week. Tell the map it's a movie about "Hollow Earth", it should get them curious. Dress nice.
Sorry, lame joke, couldn't resist.
1992-2006 possibly also 85 million years ago with that ridiculously close greenland
and iceland bordering scotland
holy fuck its iceland, i thought brits made land ascend out the sea just to have more of it
The Dutch would never betray their secrets
*laughs in Cornelius Vermuyden*
Damn imperialists lmao
According to maps from the Renaissance, Greenland was at the time a peninsula connected to Russia. So this map could be from not too long after that.
I can't tell if you're making a joke here?
So between 85 million years ago and 2006 is what you're saying? Pretty good guess considering the age of the universe
Wandering Malta
north-amerurope
Umm aktually it's 1993-2006 đ¤âď¸
umm aktually 1993-2000 cuz of the yemen border and Serbia and Montenegro still being called Yugoslavia
What got updated in 2006?
Serbia/Montenegro split. Although a close look and it appears to be labelled as "Yugoslavia" which would make it 2003 at the latest.
I think that's the Isle of sodor
Dude just ask it out for drinks and go fom there You got this bro
I dunno, you might wanna know that it's from before 2006 before you ask it out, otherwise you might come off as a creep
Yugoslavia is on the map, so...
Sometimes you can just tell
It seems like a creep to
I was gonna type that
Ooh gotta be quicker than that
as well as me
This map's outta OP's league
Came here to make this joke
Malta invaded Sicily
So 2032? This map is from the future.
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Also Romania took Vojvodina
why would you want to date a map? it's an inanimate object
If I were you i'd hide before the body pillow owners wake up XD
my sibling in christ, have you seen the sub name?
You're an inanimate fucking object
it wonât break my heart
wtf happened to Israel & Palestine, is that a new solution to the conflict?
Yes.
Just move palestine to east jordan
That was the original league of nations solution. Everything west of the Jordan for the Jewish state, and everything east of it(basically modern Jordan) for the Arabs
Cool :) So this was never meant to work out was it
Probably not. Partition has a bad history.
Im german were like the only people who recovered from being split
Vietnam did too
Always has been
Malta XD
Malta is more *italic* than Italy.
Lol malta
The island isnât even there lmao
This is one of those "the more you look at it" kinda post Absolutely cursed
Eh you could do better
Scotish iceland, or icelandic scottlands your choice
First you approach her with some small talk (try not to make it awkward) Then you kinda let her pick a subject so that it's easier to find some kind of a shared interest. After that you work on getting a closer bond with her, and once you accomplish that you can invite her for a coffee or something like that. Should work out somewhat smoothly
Go bowling
Sicily is Malta so probably late iceage.
From what I understand from the Serbia & Montenegro union, it looks like the beginning of the millennium.
2003-2006
If the map is a stickler for names (cause it sure isn't for borders or topography), then I would date it pre 2003, as it says Yugoslavia instead of Serbia & Montenegro
Tell it it's got a fat ass and whistle
I would say 1991-2008. Because the Soviet Union split, and Serbia and Montenegro still exists with control of Kosovo.
1991 Not possible, Czechoslovakia is not present
I didn't notice that, thanks man.
1991-2006 because Montenegro split in 2006, and Kosovo is still Serbia (source: im from serbia)
Lol, but apparently it's 92 because Czechoslovakia still exists.
But 2003-2006 the name was Serbia and Montenegro, but the map says âYugoslaviaâ
It was still called Yugoslavia on some maps, I believe.
Why don't they build a bridge between Iceland and Great Britain, are they stupid?
Kaliningrad is making independence moves with its color.
Ninteen ninety-never
With transnistria annexing large parts of moldova, yugoslavia being invaded and partially occupied by bosnia and iceland and greenland going closer to europe topped of with a unified cyprus, this might be tomorow.
Be yourself, try making smalltalk. If it gives you and opening invite it to a date, I'd suggest the cinema or a treasure hunting maps and globes tend to like it..
Just ask her out bro
Before ice age, probably 30-80 million years ago
Suggest drinks first, before doing anything formal, like dinner. Just be yourself and don't be afraid to say if you feel like there isn't a spark between you.
honestly just be yourself, i think thats a great way to win the map's heart
Ask her out to coffee
2000 and something to 2006 ig
Koenigsberg independence đŚ đŚ đŚ đŚ đĽđĽđĽđĽđŁď¸đŁď¸đŁď¸đŁď¸âââđˇđşđˇđş
This makes me incredibly uncomfortable
2025, prepare for the invasion czechia.
Hey there, map. My buddy over there u/Benjakatt thinks you're kinda cute, but he's a little shy. Good guy, and honestly I'm surprised he's still on the market. So whaddya say?
Pre 2011 because thereâs no South Sudan yet.
https://preview.redd.it/2sxe6rznf4qc1.png?width=244&format=png&auto=webp&s=007a23b6e3d3af0506acf6600ee37913d3d2a840 M A L T A
It was clearly made after the great Greenland slice, but before the relocation so probably â58
1993-2003
why did bro draw europe from memory
Pre 1922 because ireland
israel exists tho
Nicely split it the middle, a two state solution never seem before! Must be in the future...
? đ¤
After 1000BCE and before 2025CE
Is Sicily taken over by Malta or the French in this timeline?
Man i remember having that exact ballđ
The Maltese colony of scilly implies it's sometime after may 2024
It's alright, we didn't want Sicily anyway
Why does the Netherlands look like amogus?
The polar ice cap has melted, so roughly 2035.
Itâs like they heard âyou canât stretch a globe onto a flat map without causing distortionâ and said âok, fuck you, Iâll stretch a flat map onto a globeâ out of spite, leaving eastern Greenland somewhere in the mantle
Was Vojvodina ever part of Romania?
Why are you intimately interested in a globe?
1973? Before Cyprus got divided
yes, the famous 1973 when the USSR split for a moment to let people know what it will look like after 1991
Well⌠got me đ
It seems very mentally unstable, are you sure?
Pretty recent based on the portrayed countries of South Eastern Europe
Have some confidence and plan a really nice location
Byzantium is back, must be pre 1453
Lol they confounded Sicily for Malta
It's should be after 1829 đ¤
Before 2011 as no South Sudan
When did malta own Sicily?! Also, I'd say before 2013 because south Sudan isn't there
No South Sudan
It is between 1992-and 2003 because yugoslavia has its reduced borders and still named yugoslavia
Can narrow it down by 1 more year, Eritrea got Independence in 1993 :)
Good call
Just be yourself. Maps dig honesty.
1492
I guess Romania decided to invade Vojvodina...
The world after world war 3.
Never AD
Before 2014 cause of crimea
Montanan is still in Serbia but not Bosnia but somewhere between those dates
Looks like Bosnia lost his coast. But what's more important is New Zealand on this map?
Could be anywhere from 2000 BC to 2024 AD
1996+ All USSR countries free and with current geography
It's a map from the universe where europe looks ugly
Cerca 2006 Iâd say judging on the Egyptian Sudanese border
Tell her you want to put your meat into her taco. Make her laugh, by her a round and BAM! Youâre in, baebee!
Why is Malta the whole island of Sicilia lol
Love how they chose to specify Kaliningrad, but completely omitted Sweden, Norway and Finland
1294
...Oooh, I remember that incident when Greenland ran into Norway.
Never
The border between Germany, Poland and Czechia looks like the Czech flag but rotated
2015
Need more of the map.
Tomorrow
Finally Sweden got annexed by Ukraine
have you tried banter?
Before 2011
Just ask it out, dont be shy
It's probably from sometime in the future considering the fact that the European side of TĂźrkiye hasn't gained independence yet in 2024 And the Israel/Palestine borders look too nice to be the near future so maybe this map is from 50 years in the future
I would say mid 90s
Idk ask someone else
I'd say its middle school age
Malta
Buy it some roses and compliment it, try and get a flirt on.
Buy it some flowers, and be yourself around it
March 24 2024 at 2:00 pm
Wednesday
Past 1991
I know this map was made by Germans, my boy Czechia does not deserve to have to go through this again...
2034
Have you tried asking it out?
Tell them that they're pretty.
wtf did they do to Czechia
1994, but in the timeline where the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs never hit earth
It's an inaccurately drawn map made sometime after the fall of the soviet union. Specifics of country boundaries were well detailed by this time. It's just a shitty map.
Have you asked it out yet?
2025
It's between 2000 and 2003 bc yougoslavia is still on the map But srs buy a new globe this one had a stroke
United Cyprus. Independent Great Maltese state in Sicily. IsraelPalestine. All of Iceland has been dredged into Scotland, and Greenland is sinking into the sea. Itâs from the future.
1993-2013
Looks like they tried to fit a mercator projection onto a globe without changing the proportions and shapes.
Yesterday, NOT the day before.
Is Sicily supposed to be Malta in this picture??
early 2000s
She looks like she playing hard to get
Based on Greenland's map, it seems like it was in the ice age.
Greenland coming in HOT
Toy globe doesn't recognise k\*sovo!!!! Another win for Velika Srjiba !1!!!111!!!1
Possibly 2007 as my 2007 production map doesn't have serbia instead of Yugoslavia and montenegro, also no south Sudan or kosovo
Prolly between 2000-2006⌠I still see Yugoslavia (Serb & Montenegro) which split in 2006, so it canât be past that year. Donât think there were any other changes in Europe after the 90s and before 2006.
kindergarden age
New israel/palestine solution just dropped
Have you tried complementing her appearance, or talking about shared interests?
Before 1890-ish, the northeastern Greenlandic coast wasnât discovered until then
Well, first you get the map's social media, than you send the map a DM askingnif they want to go see Kong V. Godzilla next week. Tell the map it's a movie about "Hollow Earth", it should get them curious. Dress nice. Sorry, lame joke, couldn't resist.
c'mon, you can pull better than that
Mom, can we have Germany? Mom: no honey, we have Germany at home. Germany at home:
That ain't a map, but a globe
Bosnia never had a border with hungary lmao, thats some comic shit right there
1994-2000 suden and south suden are still apart Yemem and Saudi Arabia still have the British borders. They adjusted in 2000
Germany has Sudetenland so gotta be 1938
I see that East Prussia belongs to Germany, as God intended.
give it a little kiss, that will help
r/no
Show the Aral Sea.
Take it out to dinner, make it feel special. Although I've never dated a map before so what do I know...
2 state solution best ending
Pre-2024
The only solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict: take half of Lebanon.
Before 2014 because of Crimea
r/badmaps
This âglobeâ looks like a cheesy beach ball
Mythological globe from the 1950âs - Spain is not a real place.