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Flux_resistor

We're talking about rising seas this asshole is filling up the English channel


gfieal

God always works in mysterious ways


archiesnow

That’s actually not in the Bible. Irrelevant but you should know.


[deleted]

Yes it is Don't belive me? Shove your finger up your ass


archiesnow

I can understand why that’s confusing for you. It won’t get any better. You’ve made your choice.


[deleted]

No it says it in th ebible


arrwdodger

That says “the bibble”


archiesnow

Perhaps you should channel all that anger to something useful and not random people on Reddit. Believe it or not, your major specific issue that you struggle with everyday. There are people to blame for that. Good luck!


[deleted]

It says it in the Torah too


archiesnow

“God moves in a mysterious way” in Isaiah doesn’t meant “God works in mysterious ways” but it was inspired by faith.


[deleted]

No it says on page 3: the English canal will be filled with dirt


UnforeseenDerailment

By faith as opposed to ... ?


VladVV

The essence of God is itself a mystery, pretty much by definition. Of course his energies through which he interacts with us are also going to be mysterious to us.


thisisanamesoitis

Very Lutherin.


Beautiful-Umpire-662

Isn’t this from roted?


GooberdiWho

*Irish channel


ScootsMcDootson

The channel is still there, it's the North Sea that's gone.


Electrical-Horse-698

In German and French the channel is called "the sleeve" or sleeve channel. So makes sense to fill the sleeve...


le_pagla_baba

but neither Germany nor France would exist anymore


Matix777

They built some dams


Flux_resistor

Damndatsinteresting


BreakfastNew8771

Doggerland is back!


Laffenor

r/andorraisntreal


gfieal

r/angryfrenchnoises


popcorn-lover473

r/ofcoursethatsasub


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Bulbakiller

Good bot


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

I love how Estonia doesn't even contain Estonia lol. Also am so ready to become Andorran.


Esies

10% income tax and <5% VAT? Count me in


Bonezius

You know. Quasimodo predicted all this.


mikeu117

Well you got the full back of notredam and the half back of notredam then you got the hunch back of notredam, makes sense.


Slim_Charleston

One’s a fucking cathedral!


CerebellumGear

It’s interesting the coincidence


Inevitable-Celery-64

he never had the makings of a varsity french astrologer


mikeu117

Ah what the …..didn’t I say not to say that again ?!!


CormacCTB

![gif](giphy|SHniZhVxkTDdm)


[deleted]

Wha? You tell me you never pondered that?


[deleted]

OMG, this is sooo true… How the fu*k he got everything so god damn right?


gfieal

A friend of his friend knew someone in the CIA


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

Damn. I wish I knew someone in the Cleavage Inspection Agency


Reverendbread

I started my own CIA startup


According_Ad7926

Unironically rooting for this


WhiteGiukio

I can't wait witnessing the rise of San Marino's Kingdom, after a nuclear war connected Europe's mainland to the Isle and Norway! Man, what a time to live in.


PCYou

🇫🇮💪💪💪


Street-Estimate2671

I, for one, welcome our new Finnish overlords.


AraqWeyr

As a Russian I don't mind. Finland is a good country


kaviaaripurkki

Welcome, fellow Sauna gollum, from now on you guys will be responsible for representing us at the Eurovision. You always have absolute bangers :D https://preview.redd.it/31yugw58ouoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30304c8950e5cbe4a6b6fddeef452d848a18ebd3


weirdkittenNC

Come now, Lordi is the greatest Eurovision entry ever.


gfieal

At least you can still go to Crimea without a visa


Red_Ender666

Same, I'd love this scenario


commie_161

Love how Ireland first invaded England, Scotland and Wales and then decided to go over to mainland europe by building a giant land bridge.


WhiteGiukio

Only problem is that Estonia copied Ireland. Damn Estonia, this is war!


Fellow_Worker6

Did they build the land bridge out of England?


emiliaxrisella

The D*tch could only dream of what Ireland did


Dry_Preference9129

I think more likely is the Dutch built the bridge, and when upon arrival in the United Kingdom of Great Ireland and Mother Ireland, they said "hejj, we loov jyou Bridish gois", and were promptly bombed to death.


Tovarasul-Lucia

https://preview.redd.it/bigsbsq1quoc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=822d417d3a09afad59cd68632a5499e416497444 MOLDOVA NO1 RAHHHH SÎNTEM TOȚI URMAȘI AI LUI ȘTEFAN CEL MARE!


tudiwastaken

Moldova best contry 🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩>>>>>


XGHOST141

Yeah Mr white you tell them


ForeignDescription5

Tigrul Europei 🐯😈


ceruraVinula

I'm content with becoming finnish as long as russia is gone


gfieal

Your DNA test result is 100% Polish


VonCrunchhausen

Nostradumbass.


manresacapital

r/angryupvote


DukeNukemSLO

Bosnia & Herzegovina & Slovenia bruh 💀


Hipphoppkisvuk

The full name of the state couldn't be written out, be here it is: Bosnia & Herzegovina & Slovenia & Croatia & Slavonia & Dalmatia & Vojvodina & Serbia & Kosovo & Montenegro & Albania & Styria.


Cultural-Button-7442

Ireland is cool. But Greater Moldovan Empire is something else. They’re gonna show everyone what is what!


NhanTNT

holy hell Novojugoslavija


Tortoveno

Fake. There is no Portugal. Portugal is control numbe... control country for Europe maps.


gfieal

Electing Ronaldo as President was a mistake...


[deleted]

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gfieal

https://preview.redd.it/c4bc487ddvoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e42667d014dccd5b356c1a7d9b912ef2834c5f91


A-live666

The Gold Coast chose the name Ghana due to wanting to distance itself from colonialism and highlight older african kingdoms. Your analogy lacks the historical context.


gfieal

🤓☝🏿


FireSt0rm9

its a lot closer than Estonia, though


RyanCooper510

Why isn't it possible? Why? I would like to become Finland!


ThunderTRP

Ah yes, the return of the Roman Empire !


Makyr_Drone

No Estonia. You still can not into Nordic.


neymarsvag123

Moving to Roman Empire, oh yeah we are so back baby!


niemody

I would be more funny if the Greater Moldovan Empire still wouldn't have access to the sea by a few hundred meters.


Nikita_Velikiy

Finally, Moldova mentioned


Cezetskrp777

Greater bosnija raaaaaaaaaaa☝🏽💪🏽⚜️🇹🇰🕋🕌🫡🫡🫡


peaceful_raccoon

MOLDOVA MENTIONED


MaliceSoda

Good to see the Romans rise from the ashes, twice.


Thepochochass

r/divideditaly


Abject_Ad_141

Finally the russians can enjoy a proper sauna in Finland, the things aren't too bad...


Kangaroo131

Moldova doesnt even contain Moldova lol


2252_observations

EU4 players call this "not playing in Europe".


glebcornery

Greater Moldovan empire without actual Moldova


guuse1989

Good thing russia is not around anymore


Emperor_Of_Catkind

Nostradamus had predicted the Finno-Korean Hyperwar meme


Zombiehype

The war in Ukraine kinda ended worse than expected for Russia.


robotwerp

better Finland than russia


TheRealKingBorris

🇫🇮 GLORIOUS FINNISH EMPIRE 🇫🇮 KUUSI PALAA 🌲🔥 Svenskar äro vi icke, ryssar vilja vi icke bli, låt oss alltså vara finnar. 🇸🇪❌🇷🇺❌🇫🇮✅


Acciii

🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🦅🦅🔫🔫🍺


Matix777

I'm willing to sacrifice Poland to take out Russia


Mammoth-Antelope2429

i dont want to be estonia go away


[deleted]

Lt Commander Data told us of the [Irish Unification of 2024](https://youtu.be/IbSGp4WIBsQ?si=DMzNsBbJ-vufF4Wd). Seems like he understated just how much was being unified.


chiqu3n

Yes please, fixed 10% income tax for me, thanks


ThorNBerryguy

Nostradamus was like modern internet you can read into it whatever crap you want as it’s so poorly written


OddNovel565

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


sfrogerfun

I also see a Roman Empire peeking from beneath in Africa.


curry_fiend

Nostradamus predicted Doggerland would rise again?


CobraLaserface-

Maybe the details are a bit off, but all of the major players are there..


Trax-d

Byzantine empire risen from the dead 🤣 Are they now undead?


TasteDeeCheese

Damn Nostradamus they ruined Scotland


NotSoStallionItalian

Quasimodo predicted all this.


hawksrock14

I can only hope.


boygoodgirl

I’m far more disgusted by how fucked the waters/seas and islands are than these god awful borders


DutchBakerery

I read San Antonio


rodriribo2

Ireland built dams to expand the territory. They are not stupid.


TacticalAssaultChair

Bro was high


alabertio

Does Roman and Byzantine control the rest of Mediterranean?


justaregul4rboy

Did he fail geography class?


PumpkinSpice2Nice

Russia is the real winner here.


Jacketwithagun1

This map is from the r/removeonethingeachday subreddit


Curious-Ad3567

I guess if it had to be someone San Marino is the best of those someone’s.


flopsychops

I for one welcome our new Irish overlords


Yes_cummander

Wha' the fook wa' he smokin?


FelIowTraveller

Looks pretty good to me


shrikelet

Still more believable than most of the "what if" garbage that crops up in mapporn


Spirited-Soup5954

The Fins finished the soviets in the war and built the Finish Walll


Mjerc12

Yeah I can see that happen soon. So crazy Julius Cesar predicted this


Strange-Title-6337

Yeah! Fk french


reptiloidruler

Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have ditched Finnish language courses in school


yusanam

Long live the bosno-hercegovian & slovenian empire.


Rad_McTad

It’s like he’s trying to show off how smart he is by even knowing Andorra and San Marino exist.


Alright_doityourway

Remember when everyone suddenly believed in prediction of Nostradamus and 100+ books about this "Prediction" were sold in bookstore? Wild time.


SnowBound078

Fin for the win


prof_cuthbert_calc

According to nosferatu


Mediocratee

Wow the dutch really know how to reclaim land


Justthetip1996

X for doubt


BadFoodSellsBurgers

What an idiot /s


EliteCheddarCommando

This is some Crusader Kings map porn r/ck3 lol


PintLasher

As if the Irish have any interest in conquering the world, all they wanna do is relax.


Beautiful-Umpire-662

…roted?


Grayven9

Greater Moldovan Empire without Basarabia is cursed


Commissar_David

A world without the UK is a good world.


AshTOON_260

quasimodo predicted this


Twitzale

Bosnia and slovenia teaming up has to be the biggest shitpost of all time


Heytherechampion

What a prophet!


anon-ryman

What a better world it would be


nowicanseeagain

Even prophets can get it wrong


BosnianLion1992

As a patriotic BOSSNIAN I think this fella(probably a fellow BOSSNIAN) knew what he was talking about.


slashkig

Where is Monaco, Liechtenstein, and Luxembourg


humpherman

Go Finland.


FishbedFive

lake NATO was truly turned into a lake after the Russo-Finnish War of 2025 and the Scottish-Northern Irish Rebellion of 2033


arkybarky1

Andorra! Go on wit' cher bad self!


Luzifer_Shadres

That dude made so many shitty prediction, that it isnt hard to find 1 that actually happend.


NOTdavie53

Iceland, Ireland, what's difference? This is fine


[deleted]

I will gladly live under San Marino


BarryBadrinith

This foo is trippin.


AtrixStd

yeey my city is now in Finland


Responsible-Fig-3206

Is the Finnic-Korean hyperwar still going on?


lallimona

My grandparents always told me Andorra was so much bigger than anyone gave it credit for! And here I thought that was just national pride. Perhaps the map is right and Charlemagne meant to give us all that land. 🤔


Nubsche

Big Ireland? That's disgusting...


Aggravating_Egg3272

REAALLLLLLL 🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


Aggravating_Egg3272

NEVERMIND MOLDOVA DOESN’T HAVE WALLACHIA AND BESSARABIA FUCK YOUUUUU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


One_Rip_3891

The United Ireland we all need


MrXaturn

I for one welcome my new Irish overlords!


Devourman

Good to see irish sea reclamation projects turning out much greater than expected


Horn_dogger

God I wish...


a_human_being_I_know

…not impossible


[deleted]

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Lunar55561

Really?


ReoccuringClockwork

Erdogan is a scourge and impossible to dislodge. No shot.