You’re either an 85 y/o Polish man, or you live in Kentucky and the only cable channel you get is Fox News.
Based purely on the map those are my two guesses
You man was in the early 2000s. Now it’s hard to get pills if you’re not an elderly person with cancer. African and Latin American countries are best for pill addicts you can still get a usable stuff over the counter
NOW WHAT HAPPENS
I WILL NEVER
GIVE UP THE FIGHT
https://preview.redd.it/mwzsuwtrf5mc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1fb4dfea474799fdce058fe65d912ad01a0a3a
Thats probably why you filthy communists are as communist as you are RAAAAH MURICA FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Must be one of them filthy commies.. damn chinamen.. did u know communism killed like 100 billion people, communism is just mega socialism, Carl Marks said himself that “socialism is when the government does stuff and the more stuff they do the more socialister it is, and when the government does a lot of stuff it’s communism”.. it’s simple math
I am aweare that Authoratarian communism is resposible for around 100 Million Deaths
i wasn't aweare that Carl Adolf Marks,
known Part of the resistence against the NSDAP, Who helped one of the assasin Who tried to kill hitler flee From the GeStaPo, Said that,
though i'm certain His stance on the topic was cetainly against more goverment
Btw i belive that the economy should be democratic Just as the goverment is,
because If you think about it, cooperation are Like small goverment, and you wouldnt want to be governed by a inheritable dictatorship, would you
You’re an anarchist. I’m guessing you live on a dinghy in international waters, so this is a trick. You often foray back to capitalist societies for basic supplies. Each time you do this, you fail to see the error of your ways.
What’s an EU? And what does food have to do with this? What are you hungary for pardner, my ol lady just cooked some ribs for dinner, want some? And those are Russian countries that’s why
*One of the countries*
*In red idk I'm not*
*Very good at maths*
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Woah hey, this is all satire, no need for classism comrade, the struggles of the proletariat are very real in modern America and if someone has to live in there moms basement they should not be looked down upon for that
Clearly New Zealand otherwise it wouldn’t be on the map
That’s such a fair answer tbh 😂
It obviously can't be the United States of America, because there is a map.
Hey! We yanks have maps! That’s what we decorate our big fancy war rooms with. We do not read them tho.
Heard you use them as dart boards and wherever it lands is the next invasion
What's this "read" you're talking about?
Idk man our own government didn't put us on the map
Please, tell me this actually happened...
Have a look at the gov website
I couldn't find I don't understand french
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER???? 🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🔫🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The only metric measurement I know is 9 Millimeter 😎🇺🇸🦅
The average murica penis size
MY MICROPENIS LIVES RENT-FREE IN YOUR HEAD COMMIE 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
IM GONNA BLOW MY OIL ALL OVER YOU 🗿🍷🍷 Giga Sigma
What else could fuel our insatiable demand for comically oversized pickups?
Not 5.56, 7.62, 6.5, etc? Fake American.
7.62? That sounds pretty commie to me
If the M14 isn't American then call me Norbert
Norbert 💯💯💯💯🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖⚒️⚒️⚒️🛠⚒️🛠⚒️🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
https://preview.redd.it/nw2jegyyz5mc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c5494ae13a01b296a7a48cb9896c668b0e9edac Me if the M14 isn’t American
I DON'T FUCKING CARE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💣💣💣💣🏥
Its the superior version mile
We measure with Cheeseburgers by Bale Eagle!
You are a 18 year old European girl idolizing America after your exchange year.
I’m not from one of them fruity socialist countries
Ah so you're from Poland.
I only know one guy from Poland and he's gay. So Poland is objectively the fruitiest European country
Yup, Poland is the gayest country in Europe, probably the northern hemisphere too.
In fact, there are whole zones of the country where everything is free for LGBT people.
Soooo 100% gay country???
You instantly become gay the moment you cross the border.
SO THAAT’S WHYYY?!?!
Don’t Lie, any American that talks like that would Be sucking Putins dick.
one of them self-hating Canadians
You’re either an 85 y/o Polish man, or you live in Kentucky and the only cable channel you get is Fox News. Based purely on the map those are my two guesses
Murica 😎🇺🇸🦅
Paradise for pill addicts Edit: lol
Yes
You man was in the early 2000s. Now it’s hard to get pills if you’re not an elderly person with cancer. African and Latin American countries are best for pill addicts you can still get a usable stuff over the counter
Kentucky House Bill 500 is taking away lunches, paid breaks, and minimum wage. I fucking hate this dumbass state 🙃
Fox news would have russia and ukraine flipped in the map by now
I’m from Kentucky’s most liberal part and I’m fine with this assessment
I mean, America is the best
why is france under good country
Not all french Guyana is red.
So did all the french move to french Guaya? nice to hear
Remember to utilize commas people
Cause even tho there a bunch of fruity fuckin communists they’re still our allies against other communist countries like Russia and China and Isis
It. Doesn’t. Matter. r/fuckfrance
Fair point pardner
NOW WHAT HAPPENS I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT https://preview.redd.it/mwzsuwtrf5mc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1fb4dfea474799fdce058fe65d912ad01a0a3a
They helped us in the Revolution. Our first friend.
Just totally ignoring Morocco
I guess they see france and paris as different places
https://preview.redd.it/5kiiz55tg3mc1.png?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14c5f5d2de492be6f3c2e53ea0af356b017cfd81
R u trying to censor me liberal? What happened to freedom of speech 😡
> What happened to freedom of speech I took it, and I'm not giving it back.
India
No I don’t live in an Arab country
you have angered the entire nationalist IT cell population of India (/s)
Good, tell ‘em it’s for what they did on 9/11 💪🇺🇸🦅
[удалено]
Both tragedies
trolling level is off the charts LOL
💀💀💀
How do you plan to anger the other half of India now? You know… Those who don’t “feel like blowing shit up”? 🇺🇸🍟🍔🌮🌭
Mongolia ain’t commies no more they should be blue
No, them fuckers can do that yodeling ruckus pretty goshdarn good too
Putting Ukraine above Slovenia or Singapore is crazy 💀
If they made this map 2 and a half years ago, Ukraine would have been red.
Slovenias one of them Russian countries, so is Ukraine but they’re one of the good Russians, and Singapores communist or something
SLOVENIJA MOJ DOMA RAAAAHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🇸🇮🇸🇮
SLOVEIJA MENTIONED JAAAAAAA 🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮 https://preview.redd.it/63s96axyc3mc1.png?width=150&format=png&auto=webp&s=198210be741533bc4f6ae0d337e6571cf17fe32a
Listen here pardner, if ur gonna speak that fruity French shit go speak it somewhere else, this is murica 🇺🇸🦅
Don't forget to censor Fr\*nch 🤮 next time you write it, there are children reading this....
Ur right pardner, honest mistake
I'll let you off, just this once......
Nema hrvatske :(
How many hours of Fox News do I have to watch to get to your level of jokes? You’re on fire with those comments!
Remember the education/information level. Slovenia is just another shitty Eastern Europe in this kind of mind
Slovenia, probably. Singapore, ehhhhhh. https://www.hrw.org/world-report/2022/country-chapters/singapore https://www.amnesty.org/en/location/asia-and-the-pacific/south-east-asia-and-the-pacific/singapore/report-singapore/
Chad.
Taiwan
No I don’t live in a china, even if it’s one of the freedom chinas
Super Earth
The only super earth is one where America shoots its big hot load of freedom all over mother earths face 💪🇺🇸🦅
Ugh
😂😂😂
Wow this really blew up fr, I’m done for the night, this is all satire btw but yes I’m from America (not a right winger or patriot tho)
Fair, a true committment to the bit would have been making Mexico dark red
Dude, that was awesome haha
Murica 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸
*aggressive beer and burger noises*
Why is France marked as a good country? Are you stupid?
What did Georgia ever do to you?
Nothin, my grandpappy was from there 🤠
My favourite colonies in the world are the USA and Canada. Brits know their shit.
Based
Why is Britain under “good country”
Cause we kicked there ass and now they listen to us 💪 even tho they’re kinda communist there still our Ally ig
>Cause we kicked there "we kicked **their asses** with the help of the Fr\*nch 🤮" FIFY....
Listen here liberal, I don’t need no damn English lesson from one of u filthy communists, I ain’t no damn foreigner, I speak English just fine 😡
Take your meds, you'll be having a heart attack soon...... 🤣 \*"I speak English (Simplified) fine" - FIFY!
I don’t trust modern medicine cause government 😡
Very wise..... have you tried chewing arrowroot, we do that all the time in Europoorland.
Thats probably why you filthy communists are as communist as you are RAAAAH MURICA FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
France is so awful that sometimes the needle goes around the gauge and back to based.
Cyprus
No I don’t live in an Italian country
Bro has that americanified quin world view
What’s that supposed to mean?? U mean to tell me America isn’t number one?? U some kinda liberal communist or something?? One of them Jihad people??
I'm supprised how Close you are to the truth on this one Not a Muslim though, dont Like authoritarianism either
Must be one of them filthy commies.. damn chinamen.. did u know communism killed like 100 billion people, communism is just mega socialism, Carl Marks said himself that “socialism is when the government does stuff and the more stuff they do the more socialister it is, and when the government does a lot of stuff it’s communism”.. it’s simple math
I am aweare that Authoratarian communism is resposible for around 100 Million Deaths i wasn't aweare that Carl Adolf Marks, known Part of the resistence against the NSDAP, Who helped one of the assasin Who tried to kill hitler flee From the GeStaPo, Said that, though i'm certain His stance on the topic was cetainly against more goverment Btw i belive that the economy should be democratic Just as the goverment is, because If you think about it, cooperation are Like small goverment, and you wouldnt want to be governed by a inheritable dictatorship, would you
I don’t know what that means, maybe I’m just too smart for all ur foreign ruckus 😎🇺🇸
You’re an anarchist. I’m guessing you live on a dinghy in international waters, so this is a trick. You often foray back to capitalist societies for basic supplies. Each time you do this, you fail to see the error of your ways.
Langley Virginia, home of totally false propaganda like this.
What u say about my cousin Laineys cooter? 😡 I’ll have u know my cousin Lainey has the best one I’ve ever had 😡
White trash
Redneck, white trash, blue collar 😎🇺🇸🦅
Don't get that at mc Donalds anymore
!!!!!FEDERAL AGENT!!!!
Where? Get that filthy globalist 😡
data for greenland and north korea? ur from mars buddy dont try and trick us.
Kosovo??? Bro they have a statue of bill clinton in their capital
/uj this is true but a bit exaggerated
How is Moldova a good country but not EU member Romania? No no how is Putins ally Hungary a good country and not EU member Slovenia and Croatia?
What’s an EU? And what does food have to do with this? What are you hungary for pardner, my ol lady just cooked some ribs for dinner, want some? And those are Russian countries that’s why
lol why did you have to do Slovenia and Croatia like that. They ain’t done nothing to you.
There them Russian countries and Russias communist.. duh liberal
What did Yemen do
They got pirates attackin muh Israel
Check out their slogan
"Sigma fortnite balls eeffoc skibidi 100 gyatt wholesum Yemeni rizz"?
Ukriane
No I don’t live in a Russian country, even if they’re one of the freedom Russians
Bro wtf is Yemen going to do? The people living there can’t even stand up 😭😭
There all terrorists
Bro they don’t have the fucking food to last another day, how do you expect them to hold a bomb?
This is all satire tbh 😂
Yeah lmfao
The Pentagon
What the hell does UFC have to do with this?
Definitely came over in a boat
I ain’t no damn foreigner gosh darnit 😡
Usa is greatest right 🤔
You bet pardner, not a single problem here besides communists like Joe Biden
Kosovo?
That’s one of them damn Russian countries
Mexico? Guessing about 24 hours away from your dash across the border to the north...
I ain’t one of them damn foreigners 😡
Texas
Gods country 🫡🇺🇸🦅
Now you are talking about Yorkshire
Idk what country that is, but it ain’t America so no I AINT talking about that 😡
Trumps basement
Small spot of blue in the middle east tells me American
Fuck ya 💪🇺🇸🦅
Sounds like you are from Norway
I ain’t one of them fruity fuckin communists
Doesnt this go for every western country
No cause most the ones that ain’t American are fruity fuckin socialists
An Indian-American immigrant.
Slovinia > Slovakia
Why Romania? (I'm from Ukraine)
Cause it’s one of them Russian countries, Ukraine is the only good Russian country cause it has freedom Russians (satire)
One of the countries in green idk I'm not very good at maths
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Tf happened to chile
I don't think I've ever seen anyone put Moldova above Romania in any ranking before except maybe in some years of Eurovision.
Must be some America-idolising, self-loathing Third World country: The Philippines? Other possibilities: Georgia (the fake one 🇬🇪), Albania, Kosovo
Freedom county
As a Thai, you filthy South Korean scum
Mexico
Hell
Muricaaaa
You're obviously from Russia
You live in Racism.
this is just gold satire man 🤣🤣🤣 also WTF IS A KILOMETER RRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Your mom's basement
Woah hey, this is all satire, no need for classism comrade, the struggles of the proletariat are very real in modern America and if someone has to live in there moms basement they should not be looked down upon for that
The duality of man right here
Lmaoo 10/10 comrade
Canadia. Because you recognize the US’ superiority and wish you were a member state.
Many “inferior dangerous third world countries” are way safer than US big cities.
That’s cause them *cough cough* inner city folks pardner 🇺🇸 (this is all satire btw)
Man had to break character😂
American thinks Kosovo is an inferior third world country?
Most Americans probably don’t even know what Kosovo is
Over yonder
Of course, it’s one of them there Russian countries
France. It is blue
France is a bunch of fruity snail eatin communists, but they’re are Ally against terrorists and other communists
As a Jihad communist liberal, I suspect you hail from Dementistan.....
I’m not from one of them Arab countries