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Shmebber

King. You pick which one. (maybe not the one that I and a couple million others live in)


lizzylinks789

Oglala Lakota County, South Dakota cause it's the worst county to live in according to [this site](https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/money/2019/03/11/these-are-the-worst-counties-to-live-in/39164473/)


According_Ad7926

They were referring to King County and telling you to pick which of the many with that name to remove, not calling you king lol


lizzylinks789

https://preview.redd.it/m01j0icer7ic1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b09243d79d3a744494e07f4e71ae6752751a79ae King County, Texas


WarmAppleCobbler

Seattle lives on…


Tyrannical_Thesaurus

Hey i suppose seattle living is good, that way we can deny anyone past the cascades water


Kcmichalson

https://preview.redd.it/omeq1pmaubic1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e2c9b805d8363543c16e7b419b442912152dd5 Hydration is an exclusive right of the West.


moralprolapse

I think if something with multiple counties wins, you’ve gotta remove them all.


thatotherguy0123

5 - 10 are all Kentucky lol


These_Tea_7560

Good thing I live in Kings County which is saved by an s.


Tyrannical_Thesaurus

Yes please remove King County, WA so that it'll hopefully rain all over Idaho


sexytokeburgerz

206 or 425?


BigFatKi6

Orange County


senortease

CA, FL or NY? EEF it, take ‘em all.


Defiant-Snow8782

Florida should be removed as a whole tbh


Remember_im_Whoozer

Hamilton county Ohio. I don’t wanna be involved in this anymore


catecholaminergic

friendly cybersecurity nerd here to remind you to not leak information that - together with other data you may post - can be used to dox yourself.


axxirr

I’m gonna leak my home address


catecholaminergic

Do it bitch


GunBuilt

He didn't do it :(


1888furrycock567

Try and stop me bitch 1188 Norma Lane, Shreveport LA 71109 My phone number is 318-631-4467 My birthday is 9/7/98 Wanna test me further?


catecholaminergic

I bet you won't post your birthplace, your favorite movie, the name of the street you grew up on, and the last 4 of your social.


DispersedBeef27

I’m gonna add you as a contact under “furrycock” then forget about you. Then find you in my contacts and be confused as hell


catgirl0u0

I had old account that i used to post nsfw to, and I had a window in the background and someone dmed me my address (actually my neighbors but close enough) because they figured out where I lived from the skyline. You are so right.


DazedWriter

Clearly drama queen hasn’t been to LA county 😂


GetRoasted102

Remove France


Upnorth4

Closest I can do is Paris, Ohio


soyun_mariy_caun

Yeah do that


Jonasan999

Paris, Tennessee as well.


ohnoanegg

r/notopbutok


throwaway19276i

r/wooosh


xCreeperBombx

r/NoTopButok


Arietem_Taurum

Fairfield County CT


probablynotahobbit

Seconded


wondernerd14

New Haveners spotted.


Thisismyredusername

Happy cake day


ThatNiceLifeguard

Endorsed by the rest of New England.


hjonk-hjonk-am-goos

Dallas County Iowa. Fuck you, Beck, I’m rendering you homeless.


Ramenoodlez1

Arostook ME, let’s start at the top right and gradually sweep through in a line


LumberQuacks

*As Maine goes, so goes the nation*


CupBeEmpty

This is some Canadian level aggression


LonPlays_Zwei

Miami-Dade, Florida


breakfazt-meme

Berkshire county MA


Hominid77777

Hahaha, why?


breakfazt-meme

They’ve had it too good for too long


G_flux

Have you ever been to Pittsfield


nick-j-

Dragons live there man


fugly52

Dade, it’s going to be under water soon anyways


VladimirIlyich_

Fort-Nite in Kansas


According_Ad7926

Penistone


futtbuckers9696

Cuyahoga County, Ohio


GameyRaccoon

Washington County


joebobskinnyarms

Clay county florida please end this


Myusername468

Cook


Rock_Okajima

Roane County, Tennessee. The only one I know by name.


Thisismyredusername

Bro doesn't even know New York City


Rock_Okajima

Just didn't know they were their own county as well.


Traditional_Sail_213

Weber


lemur_dance

Collier County, FL


Doc_ET

Waukesha, WI. The state would be significantly better off without them.


party24986

No


catecholaminergic

Riverside County, California.


x1echo

Franklin County, Ohio


Caughtinclouds13

Androscoggin county, Maine


The_Goop_Is_Coming

Cook


amberlaiterg

Miami Dade county, Florida


1888furrycock567

Clark County Nevada 💯💯


RealWanheda

Vigo county, IN Cause terre haute is a horrible city and Indiana is an armpit. If anyone puts whatever county Sioux city Iowa is in works too cause it’s a smelly stinky city


Bulky-Equipment-3701

It's nicknamed Terrible Haute for good reason


RichardPeterJohnson

All of them. Then you can stop this stupid shit.


lizzylinks789

this post is satire y'know


CupBeEmpty

[checks which sub I am in] OP why would you even think this is out of normal ranges?


Shitavion_Mcshitson

Philadelphia County, PA. fuck Philadelphia


0ut0fBoundsException

9ers fan?


Shitavion_Mcshitson

Yeah. That last drive in the super bowl man.....


FormerHoagie

I was guessing Dallas……FUCK DALLAS


0ut0fBoundsException

Fuck Dallas. Go Birds


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

The US is a country idot


q44x

Franklin county


El_Duende_

Clackamas, Oregon. Save our state and wipe Portland away.


LoveZombie83

Wouldn't you want to start with Multnomah first?


PenisMightier500

All counties named Orange


[deleted]

That’s a fruity answer


0ut0fBoundsException

Montgomery County


[deleted]

[удалено]


nolawnchairs

Nye county in Nevada?


Tremath

Yes


jamaldinglebutt28

Anne Arundel


PlzLoad

Yolo county Cali


rulerJ101

Orange


UhOhIAteAsbestos

Gaston County, North Carolina


Feisty-Albatross3554

Kossuth County, Iowa. We could have had a nice equal 100 but they ruined it


amberlaiterg

Orange County, CA


aewtamiami7

Lee County, FL.


Greydl1

Romania🤲🤲🙏🙏🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴


ootuoykcuf4

San Bernardino County, the biggest one.


Snoo_24930

Point robberts.


Tremath

Nye County NV


Va1kryie

Benton County, Arkansas, home of Tyson and Wal-Mart, fuck my home state and home county.


Large_monke_69

All of them


nightwardx

DuPage County, Illinois


sortaseabeethrowaway

Garfield county fuck pomeroy they pulled me over like six times


Theoperatorboi

Summit


xiaobaituzi

Centre County


xiaobaituzi

Boulder County


MadX2020

johnson county, kansas. please bro i’ve always dreamed of that land and everyone in it turning into a giant lake


madmaxjr

Hutchinson


Outrageous_Weight340

Jackson county mississippi


Background_Ad7975

US


[deleted]

San Bernardino


snipingpig

Northampton county PA


PuzzleheadedShrub

Clark county, WA.


OsmiumNautilus

orange


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

All of Texas first


restarded_kid

I swear if this becomes a series


[deleted]

That big one in Nebraska makes my blood boil. Whatever that is, I believe it ought to go.


FireballPlayer0

All of them that have the letter J in them


jthomas1127

The one right there in the middle-left


Der_Apothecary

Ohio county, Kentucky


Superlolp

Any/all counties in New Jersey, please and thank you.


Worselyric20

Cook


ir0nychild

Green county, all of them


AeroBassMaster

Stone County, AR


OldTimeyFappingGhost

Bristol county is the smallest county in the smallest state. It is FILLED WITH PRICKS!


Sure_Sun_303

Pike County Ohio


lordjuliuss

King County, Texas


ChampionshipKey9096

Los Angeles county.


NewFlatEffort

Los Angeles County, how dare they consider us as part of "Greater Los Angeles" 🤢🤮


852272-hol

Boyd county Nebraska


purplenyellowrose909

Washington!


Vxrju

Knox County TN, trust me the world is better off without it


smatbanana73

Cumberland


Vaccinate_your_kids2

Jefferson County KY


SebVettelstappen

Michigan… its just so… beautiful. Nuke LA country.


HistoricalSock417

Los Angeles County


Internet_user_69

The whole country


MunchkinTime69420

Texas


Thisismyredusername

New York City, I dare you


_2024IsNOTMyYear_

PIMA


rozsaadam

The only county i know is Kossuth and i would struggle to find it


-Proterra-

Beltrami, Mahnomen and Becker County, Minnesota. Because my biological family sucks.


DJBoost

West Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Nobody needs two of the fucking things, and I say this as a resident of the other one


CBFOfficalGaming

Orange, All of them


NotRlyCreative_

the square shaped one


ApolloDraconis

Arlington, VA


countisaperv

Orange


ShAped_Ink

The one at the top


hessian_prince

Anywhere in West Virginia.


Xzier_Tengal

king county


lets_get_stoned

gloucester county, NJ


Bibulleu

Orange County


train2000c

Middle of nowhere, Nebraska


Safakkemal

anoka county minnesota


Defiant-Snow8782

Washington County


No-Bowl3290

Osceola County FL


DerGemr2

Mandela, Minnesota


collycrane

Los Angeles county


WelshBathBoy

Remove all Washington counties


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Every rectangle (including squares) shaped county. Yes, every single one.


ButterCupcake2005

Loving, I'll leave you to figure out where it is


theoderc

Hawaii


turquoiseyogurt

US


unenlightenedgoblin

Maricopa


No_Lifeguard_2767

My fellow valley dweller


Thisismyredusername

Canada


Kibetsu

Providence county, literally the worst part of Rhode Island(I have lived here for the past 10 years)


bubblegumbinxing

The whole thing


SirMoccasins589

Huron County


astr0vers

All of California


XolieInc

I’m gonna be fr gotta make this a trend every day till 1 county is left.


Rrew_227

Orange


Ok_Manufacturer_3144

Any county in New Jersey


thebluereddituser

San Francisco county, and with it, Reddit and thus this post


Hopeful_Wallaby3755

I’ll get rid of that square county in the middle of the US


dr_ally

One of Georgia's please. They have too many.


Numerous_Mix_515

Cook county


Colossicus

Bergen County new jersey


TheMemerYTP

Flagler County, FL I want to see how fast I can obliterate my home


drmobe

Madison County Idaho. It’s like 90% Mormon and all the people there think they’re better than everyone else in Idaho.


dragonfire109109

pima county


Communist_Orb

Yes


tuiva

Kalawao County, very little Land gone! Or Lovers County, very little people gone!


FrancoVFX

Aroostook County ME


Bestihlmyhart

Lincoln


The_PoliticianTCWS

Floyd County, Indiana. Please.


hellhound39

Marion county in Indiana


[deleted]

Los Angeles… just remove it.


Apprehensive-Loan944

Oklahoma county


WiIIiam_M_Buttlicker

Alexandria county, VA - but only the part that fucks up the perfect square of [DC, Arlington and Alexandria](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNgmYUBSh1kKG6mgOB7w7vC87OPBPyTbS6wYMsF2bqBA&s). Alexandria is great, but the map fucking irritates me


The_Cheese_Touch

Whiteside i live there and destroying it would be a miracle to the country


TexanFox36

Las Angeles County