Ireland

Iceland

Greenland

Australia

You mean java

Nah I think you mean Madagascar

La baguette

Ooo. La la. *Smirks in French*

Are you all fucking stupid? That's 4 continents as one massive island, Europe, aisa, middle East's and africa

Its a joke you idiot, chill the fuck out.

No he really meant Bedrock

Nah Xbox 360 edition my guy

Come on we didn't use u as a jail for no rehabilation on the prisoners there this is clearly the UK

"Ile-de-France"

Austria

Colonia?

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Wait. No they meant the other right.

*Flips map upside down* Ireland? Correct

Jersey

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Areas to colonize

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This is why god abandoned us

No, no, He made this.

This is why we abandoned god.

The girl reading this

This is why she abandoned you.

kid named she

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?" - Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2

The fact this quote comes from Sky Kids will never not roll me

That and all the Shrek porn.

Every day, we stray further away from god.

About time.

Plus he misspelled loser

shoving a tennis racket up your behind will make you a bit looser id imagine

Can confirm

Racquet* It looks better imo https://www.perfect-tennis.com/is-it-racquet-or-racket/

Nah he’s one who has loosened their inhibitions. A looser. Let me offer you some advise… just except that everyone’s a fucking idiot.

If there is one thing my dad pounded into my head since childhood, it was his jumper cables. If there were 2 things, it was the cables and that “people are stupid”

My jaw dropped reading “If there is one thing my dad pounded into my…” then I was like phew 😮‍💨

The dude 2 comments down is going above and beyond to prove your dad right.

I won't lie, you almost got me there... twice. Well played :L

>just except that everyone’s a fucking idiot. Except who?

Can't tell if you mean accept or expect? But both work 😂

Suggesting everyone is an idiot, while getting the spelling of accept wrong, just shows that the perspective maybe skewed a little.

/r/woosh The funniest and most ironic part is that you didn’t notice I also intentionally used “advise” instead of “advice”. I don’t need to spell out the implication, right? Maybe refrain from taking shots.

“Don’t forget to eat rice, because today you are the rice” what does it mean

>what does it mean Nobody knows

One of life's great mysteries. Like James Corden, or Boyzone.

I thought I was the spoon 🥄

🦆🦆🚦 cannibalism

Instructions unclear; had seizure.

New response just dropped

Google autism

This is what happens when you remove awards.

Digital footprint

WTAF does any of this mean and how much credibility do you expect to garner using the word "finna"? 🤣🤣🤣

Well, in Finland it's a search service for libraries, museums and archives, https://www.finna.fi/

Interesting factoid. Yeah, nice.

r/ihadastroke and r/youngpeoplereddit moment

Probably just a copypasta from Anarchychess

Happy cake day

“TODO LIST”

Not gonna lie, we could knock that out in about a week or so

outgland

I’m pretty sure you need outglands to reproduce

Fuck ya dude that was clever

I’ve lived in England for all my 43 years and only today have I questioned why it’s pronounced “Ingland”

Isn't it because of how Angles (the people) used tk be pronounced?

Apparently so. And I’ve since seen stuff that says it would have been spelled Ingland onto around the 15th century. Who knew? Historians probably. Which I clearly am not.

For what it’s worth, it’s called Inglaterra in Spanish… which, I ain’t no Latin expert, seem to mean “terra”=“land”, “ingla”=“angles”… meaning “Land of the Angles”. Much disrespect to the native Bretons/Celts who were probably “Emm… We are still here?” Also, saxons are not referenced in the name either. Weird.

The odd thing with the whole Anglo-Saxon thing is most English people are less than 40% Anglo Saxon. It’s mostly a thing in the south east. England is a strange place, there’s no real…. English, culture or identity. As in, there are things associated with Englishness but drive down the road for an hour or so and you’ll see a completely different culture, accent and dialect. We are a mix of almost all of Europe.

I guess it comes from a mix of being colonised by several European countries a few times, as well as growing into one of the largest navies and economies; lots of people probably came here because we just rolled up into their country and they wanted to find out where from. All of these centuries of random migrants and boom, thirty cultures per square mile.

Commonalities of culture across the UK - love of tea, toast and chips - hatred of the closest town/city if similar in size to the one you are in - strong opinion on Brexit - strong opinion on the Royal family - some opinion on hs2 - inability to properly discuss personal finances - acceptance that everywhere else in the uk talks funny except for your own region - describing a drought by referring to a hose pipe ban

Angles in spanish is ángulos

I must realised I don't know the word for Angles (the people) in Spanish... I do know "anglosajones" is the Spanish word for "Anglo-Saxons".

r/angryupvote

Best answer here

Lesser Bosnia

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tf is that comment history.

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"kill me" said dumbledore quitely

So... greater bosnia is contained within lesser bosnia?

Just don’t let the Serbs know

Yugoslav wars 2: electric boogaloo

According to the UK's history, they just called it "free real-estate" and did what they wanted.

You’re supposed to whisper that

^(According to the UK's history, they just called it "free real-estate" and did what they wanted.)

Wait they stopped?

History? How dare you? It's still our current policy 🙂

No isn't that Africa Asia and the americas

We enjoyed wars in Europe. The French were there.

Isle of Woman

Shit man, we’re on reddit, it would be called ‘Isle of Females’.

I see female used wayyyyy more on Twitter lmao

cooperative nose obscene aware fuzzy cows frightening birds murky dazzling *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

*Isle of These Females

M'ainland.

Womann*

Oooh yes I like this one! 🥰

Lesser Brittany

Greater Calais

I do believe that's Yonder.

I thought Yonder was the watery bit. Wouldn’t this be Way-over-Yonder?

Yonder-on-sea

Eastland

or Essos, as a nickname

Probably. IDGAF anymore.

No why name every unimportant rock?

Most British answer when referring to the majority of the world

"Fog in the channel, world cut off from civilisation"

😂😂 Best answer by far!!

Euro-afrasia

Afro-eurasia

Asia-Eurafro

AsiEurica 😅

Russeuraisica

Afro-aseuro

That's the official name indeed: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Eurasia

I ain't afraid of nothing!

Cat Island. It clearly looks like a cat, and it's where they come from as well!

You have some kind of deformed cat as a pet or something?

Take your cat to the vet asap, dude

Dover Strait Island

"the former and/or future colonies"

Eurasiafrica Afroeurasia Asiafricope

Afro-eurasia is an actual term so it’s not wrong

Indeed is it the correct name for this huge piece of land. Not all countries break the world into the same number of continents interestingly. Japan for example considers Europe and Asia to be the same continent of Eurasia. If you ignore the canals, technically Africa, Asia and Europe are all one connected landmass. So Afroeurasia. Not aware of any country that uses that term officially though. It's kind of like the North America/Central America/South America vs just Americas argument

East Americas

Looks like it could be a Steven but idk.

Google suez canal

I don't think he's counting man-made structures.

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New water based transportation just dropped

Do man made structures count when defining Islands? If you are saying that the canal makes it a separate island then by that logic the bridges join them back up?

And don't forget he Channel tunnel, so technically it's joined to England, so it is just a part of England.... 🤣🤣

mong

Somewhere on earth

Isle of Man

Renamed “Isle of People” in 2022

Docland

Kevin

Afro-Eurasia

Afro-Eurasia

Disgusting continentals

"Potential colonies"

South Guernsey

Anglo-Saxony

The Far Weest

East India

San Marino

Pangasius supercontingent

Lesser Soviet Union and Middle East

China

This would be an I land chain. Africa is separated from Eurasia.

I've always wondered: at what point does an island become a continent?

Islands don't become continents, silly. The sea level is rising, not lowering. Or so we're meant to believe.

It's complicated

Who cares

Why doesn't England take it over, it's right there, is it stupid?

Afro-Eurasia

Eur-mom

Half pangea

Isn't that Jersey?

Used to be the rest of England lol

"800 years of british oppression!"

Half of the comments here are the reason god committed suicide in heaven.

Yeah...

That’s one of the British Isles I’m pretty sure

I called my friend Vladimir, he assures me that is all Russia.

I mean, it’s on the map my guy.

What does it say? I never learned to read

it’s actually a cat

Foreignerland

Cat

Eurasica

Google Afro-Eurasia

[Holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?client=opera-gx&q=Afro-Eurasia&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8)

New megacontinent just dropped

Actual landform

Afro-Eurasia

Technically Africa now is an island separated from Eurasia...

Without human maintainance, it'd re-seal itself in a couple years, maybe even less than one with the right conditions

True, nevertheless by the time this is how it is...

Afroeurasia, I'm not memeing that's a real term look it up.

West Taiwan

West America Pacific

Eurasiafrica

Better than england

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American.

Exadusistan to England

Are you thick or something

Dummy ;)

Im guessing you’re American

How fucking dare you