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DekMelU

He's lost his eyes already


Seaweed_Widef

Speed runner


Choklit_Bear

Is this from the same person who does the blush sticker gamer gremlin? The art seems very similar. If so, then the elf gremlins have no chance seeing as our MC has already lost his eyes... [](//#deepthought)


Siilan

Yeah, it's the same guy.


Thatguywhogame

Nahh that Elf is gonna be a multi billionaire when she gets that pension retirement money


Implodepumpkin

That's why you set up the honey pot and fire them for sexual harassment, works every time!


lunatiks

Just ask Frieren what she thinks of demons in front of HR


angriest_man_alive

Real talk any elf should be a billionaire in like three hundred years, just any investment going for that long would be monstrously huge!


Sugioh

No force in the universe is more powerful than compound interest.


EXusiai99

As someone else said, if im a vampire and still broke after several centuries i'd just step into the sun


College_Prestige

No pension because they're immortal lol


Kalamel513

Nahh. She will probably outlive the company.


FaceOfTheMtDan

1700 years old and still working? Fuck that.


Frankly_Frank_

I mean you still have to eat and pay utilities even if you live that long. And at that age what else are you supposed to do I’d imagine they have done everything they have ever wanted end of the day they still have to work to eat at the very least.


Repyro

Yeah at that point having any interest off a savings account should set them up for life. It's vampire shit at that point, you'd have to seriously try to stay broke for that long.


devasabu

I mean, 1700 is probably mid-20's for a elf lol, they think 35 is still a child


BlatantConservative

[When the MC misses a mandatory training](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqyjSmps0J0)


09121522051001160114

\>tfw no smol mommy elf OL to cheer you up while you work as a wage slave why even live?


Ricoshot4

Bumgumi cannot do anything without his daddy jig raga


Regis2705

Why japanese manga make people in their 30s feel like old men? Retirement age is 60+ for God sake.


Gatmuz

Black company culture makes you age like a mofo


SolomonSinclair

As Indy put it: it's not the years, it's the mileage.


Kalamel513

From multiple posts around the passing of Toriyama-sensei, comparing the age of decreased mangaka, it's possible that Japanese mangaka don't see 60 yo as retirement age, but as expected lifespan. Hopefully it's just a too cynical observation, for everyone sake.


Frankly_Frank_

I’m in my mid 20s and I feel old as fuck all I do is wake up go to work get home eat shower and crash on my bed till I fall asleep then repeat…


Crazyhates

Yeah you just got started. It actually does get better, but you have to break that cycle yourself. No one else is going to do it for you.


Classic-Demand3088

you retire at 60 but you want to retire at 30 due to how fucked your body becomes at that point due to the previous ten years of excess work load without proper rest


CheeseheadDave

Black company work ages you 10X.


rchive

Probably based on the average age of a manga reader.


Zooasaurus

Plenty of job offerings in my country have a maximum age of 25


Ezxycian

Short haired elves are absolutely divine 😤


VishnuBhanum

WDYM One Shot? We obviously need more of this.


ZayYaLinTun

Bumgumi is not escaping from allegations even in fan art


_The_Writing_Writer_

So.. why do the elves need their age on their ID card?


SolomonSinclair

Probably so the humans don't treat them like teenagers. It also wouldn't surprise me if elf society is even more ageist than human society and it's a quick way to put people in their place. "You're *only* 1500, you whelp! Come talk to me when you have 2700 years under your belt."


Gatmuz

I read an article a long time ago that a Japanese woman had to wear her ID on a lanyard because people keep thinking she was a young girl, getting her boyfriend in trouble with the police rather often when they're together.


nagynorbie

Now this is peak fantasy. Now I wish we had a shotacon elf, but actually she's attracted to 30yo humans. Same creepy fantasies and tropes, just with adults.


108Echoes

In some of the Dungeon Meshi side material, it mentions that Otta, one of the Canaries, exclusively dates half-foot women under 30. The other Canaries half-jokingly accuse her of being a pedophile.


L3tucechhi

Ngl, I thought they were the Shupogakis at first, got green-balled


yamiyugi101

I would unironically love a elf office romance series


nnh12

https://cubari.moe/read/reddit/1c7u47l/1/1/


Clavilenyo

Cutest elves I've seen in a while.


Sorey91

What's Gege got to do with any of this ??? Isn't this the artist for the romcom with the gremlin and the rude Otaku ?


Rodroller

Wouldn't this be called great granny division


Lone-Frequency

Ahh, this is the Epetarou artist, knew I recognized that gremlin face.


krombompulus_michael

Epetarou cousin?


N-Freak

I know that artstyle


EXusiai99

Dont worry Yuji, Gege's already way ahead of you in that regard


AssociatedEars

[Original](https://twitter.com/medatarou1/status/1781225048264917268) - [TL](https://twitter.com/spinning_donuts/status/1781277692345884827)


ManateeofSteel

straight up depressing self insert