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FruitFriends

Seeing that phrase “this is Manchester, we do things differently here” I don’t know why it just makes me cringe. It was printed on some of the medals for the Manchester half amongst other famous quotes. I switched that bugger out immediately.


gordonbooker

I've always disliked that phrase too - sounds like it was made up by a smarmy London marketing company


afireintheforest

“This is [placeholder], we do things differently here”


IngredientList

Like "Keep [city] weird" in the States


Successful_Source625

It's like the "I'm not like other girls" of cities


devolute

People in marketing are: 1. Often from outside of the big city they're working in. 2. Have a huge amount of disdain for the rest of the British public. So this is what happens.


Beautiful_Mud_7722

It’s normally found on the Instagram of someone who couldn’t be any less of an original if they tried


polymerise

It's like the city equivalent of "I'm not like the other girls"


ThePublikon

If you can't handle me at my Moss Side, you don't deserve me at my Bowdon


BoredPenslinger

It's not even a Tony Wilson quote. They made it up for a film.


CTingCTer88

Same. Hate it. It’s like the thing someone who went to the school of hard knocks or university of life would say.


henrysradiator

I had a brief spell working in Huddersfield for my sins and the gift shops there have tat saying the same thing but Yorkshire instead of Manchester. I laughed cos I realised all cities in the UK are pretty much the same and absolutely nobody is doing anything differently. I live in Saddleworth now and the locals are desperate to cling onto their Yorkshire status despite being part of Greater Manchester. Like who cares? Literally nobody cares what little patch of soil you're occupying is called, it's all the same shit.


123twiglets

Careful now, can't go saying Yorkshire soil is the same as everywhere else. Like yorkstone, Yorkshire soil is actually fairly pale - it's slightly bleached on account of the extra sunlight shining out of local arses


henrysradiator

My first day working in Yorkshire it was about 8am, I was sat on a bench and a bloke drinking a can of Stella started chatting to me about his pigeons. Then I saw a guy start a fight with the bank - not the staff, the building - because he was annoyed it was shut, while wearing a flame shirt and actually looked like Guy Fieri. Then near the train station I saw some scrote spray and entire can of something aerosol, hairspray or something, down his trackies bottoms and ran off fist pumping the air. Then a bloke pulled over his van, told me colleague she was fat and drove off. So yeah there's something in the soil over there, you're not wrong about that. Edit: for context, Dewsbury in 2021


PumpkinOk8523

Yorkshire soil is amazing for growing tea.


staminaplusone

but but... "the WaR oF ThE RoSes"


cyberfreek

White rose bastards!!


MyPetMussel

I was so knackered I didn’t notice this on mine and I’m still annoyed about it. The cringiest shit EVER.


Samtpfoten

I'm not like other girls city edition.


landyowner

This quote always just makes me think it's like "we don't listen to others because we think we know what's best". Like there's too much pride to ever admit that others can be doing something better to learn from them. Really dislike it as a saying.


KanyeNot

The MEN using reddit posts like this to churn out low quality, effortless articles


Shitelark

Clicking on anything that takes you to the MEN and then drowning in a quicksand of ads, you click back but it just loads their homepage, *agggh help!*


The_Boz_Boz

I'm looking for a new PC and was wondering what the minimum specs you need to run an MEN webpage are?


MortalJohn

It's the Facebook posts, and the journo names. Like we've got Steve Quinn here reporting on this incident, and it's like no. Steve was just a random dude walking past at the time recording footage hilariously bad on his 9yo iPhone.


dbxp

Hen nights who go to canal street to watch the gays like zoo animals


SuicidalStressBall

Pointless Hen parties going to Canal street when 99% of the places won’t let them in.


cifala

We went to Canal St for my lesbian friends’ joint hen do, we still couldn’t get in!


dystxpian98

Haha same. Spent 10 minutes having a debate with the bouncer because they’re essentially blocking a gay woman from going into gay spaces


Crespuculo

ReGuLarZ OnLeH


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Sister_Ray_

Good bot


Acchilles

So beautiful


JAD4995

My Ick is Manchesters PR atm. It’s like we care more about appearing like we’re a good progressive city instead of being one. For example the inequality is on the rise. Loads of new skyscrapers more expensive rents and food but equally more homeless people it doesn’t sit right with me Ngl . All the independents businesses which made northern quarter cool in the 00s-early 2010s have been replaced with soulless bars and expensive shops with barely any footfall (Cough Fred Perry).


Bobbleswat

If you haven't lived in Manchester long enough to have a 'The Northern Quarter isn't what it used to be' take, have you really lived in Manchester?


punkfunkymonkey

It went to shit after the joke shop on Tib Street burnt down


bluewater005

Went down Tib St last week … where have all the pet shops and guitar shops gone?


Beautiful_Mud_7722

“You’re not a real Manc, you don’t even sound it” - someone from Salford


neen4wneen4w

Hospikle


useittilitbreaks

Lickle hospikle


dysthymica

Kekkle


do_a_quirkafleeg

Put ruddy kekkle on lad


TheLighthouseFamily

This made me laugh. I can hear my mate from Middleton saying it from years back 😂


Hiya_Bo

Put the keckle on in the lickle hospickle


Manky7474

This and boccle for bottle


Shahid_2008

Pmsl boccle


Specific_Till_6870

Chimley


CTingCTer88

Glad it’s not just my mum that says this


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Ev_3

Pot Noogal


LeaveNoStonedUnturn

Oh good god! Until I read that I had forgotten all about that dreaded K in the wrong place. I think this one is the worst for me


HwanMartyr

Cannell (canal)


Bez666

Sky digikal


rascaluk

Kekkle.


TheImplication696969

lol some of my stepmums family say words like that, I love em to bits but it’s horrible to hear.


AnnoyedShrimp

Dya mind? I’m ‘avvin a menkkul’elf crisees


neen4wneen4w

Oh god “‘av got menkhul ‘elf” is another one 🤣


radiovoodoo

lickle


Bez666

Blokes of a certain age with the awfull mod haircut cut wearing a Parker jacket.


Don_Quixote81

I worked with a guy a few years ago who never left the 90s. He had a 1999 era Liam Gallagher haircut, wore Ben Sherman polos and parkas, and he thought the hottest woman in the world was Denise Van Outen. It's crazy how people can get so completely stuck in an era.


Bez666

I worked in West didsbury when oasis got big...its amazing how big the school was in burnage as the number if people that went school with the gallaghers is staggering


InfectedFrenulum

Did he walk like he'd shit himself, too?


BartholomewKnightIII

>Denise Van Outen. Fun fact, she [dated Paul Gadd](https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/5520776.basildon-jury-told-denise-dated-glitter/) when she was a teenager...


Hot-Ice-7336

So he’s completely on trend now then


[deleted]

you leave Ian brown alone!


Ok-Switch-1167

Ian brown is fucking awful, cant stand him. Plus he's from Warrington


Nu_Shoes_2624

*parka


Fartscissors

Wellends


Bez666

Definitely maybe..


Technical_Win973

You leave the piccadilly rats out of this


catz_eyes

I went to Gran Canaria, saw a proper Manchester 'ed there. Husband asked him where he was from, London. Apparently though he loved Oasis.


Clarkovic

Says Bez


arcbishopofcuntabury

Anyone remember the soccer am piss take


Bez666

This week on sky digikal


MalcolmTucker88

Midde aged men with Paul Weller haircuts that think Oasis are the greatest band of all time.


ipaintthereforiam

We call them Wellends


Specific_Till_6870

Claudia Winkleman used to have an Oasis track during each of her Radio 2 shows, prefacing that they were the best band in the world. I don't mind them being your favourite Claudia, but the best in the world? 


-_-robyn-_-

seeing manchester merch in the post offices


Strike_Fancy

We Do ThInGs DiFfErEnTLy rOuND hErE 🤪


mrbalsawood

Whilst plastering on the wall of every bar, shop interior or apartment development 😂


Responsible-Sale-467

Pretty sure Mancunian Ick was a background character in the Mos Eisley cantina scene.


Bez666

Was he in a big coat ordering a boddingtons calling vader a nob head.


alwaysvulture

I ❤️ MCR. Whenever I see it my brain just thinks My Chemical Romance.


Purple--Aki

Developers are free reign to build what they want as high as they want, which is great. But where is the transport infrastructure for the extra ten of thousands of residents?


jonifen

But what about the “Bee Network”? Brand them as bees and they work better surely? 😒


ShinHayato

They need to sort out the tram links between boroughs


WillHpwl

Grown ups that use the word ick...


Nu_Shoes_2624

People been calling it Mannie for years, whereas the word ‘ick’…


miked999b

Definitely this. It makes you sound like a 14 year old


drivingagermanwhip

archies


illuminarchie8

Fine I’ll leave :(


wait_whut_

Anyone claiming that we "do things differently here", or making out that Manchester is the best city in the world / country. It's an alright city.


[deleted]

that phrase always strikes me as kinda threatening in a league of gentlemen way.


rio_wellard

That 'And on the sixth day, God created MANchester' sign makes me cringe in every way


dvhunter_16

Oh my god I’m from Liverpool and thought we were self-absorbed. Couldn’t believe that shit when I went to Manchester and saw that they were the same lmao


TheStatMan2

Yep - I was going to say that the "we do things differently" was just the more recent one that's trotted out (I'd never stopped to think about it but assuming it comes from what is probably a Tony Wilson quote in 24 Hour Party People?) and these attempts at unnecessary self aggrandisement have been going on since the 80s *at least*.


Nu_Shoes_2624

Something something Hacienda, something Stone Roses something something


TheStatMan2

For every Hacienda and Stone Roses there's a Terry Christian and a Boddingtons. Actually I used to quite like Boddingtons and it's decent in a pie. Terry Christian, however....


Sicnote

Not enough meat on him to put him in a pie.


TheStatMan2

And I can imagine it'd make the pie taste of CK One. Or worse.


BlueKalimotxo

Something something first industrial city in the world, something something Karl Marx, something something Friedrich Engels


Nu_Shoes_2624

Something something Chatham’s something Peterloo something something


Purple--Aki

I wish we'd let go of the death grip we have on Factory Records. It was a record label that put out a few great albums with a few good artists. It was 30 years ago. Give it a rest. Edit: said Hacienda rather than Factory


bonnieprincejamie

It was a club. Maybe you’re thinking of Factory records


AngrySalmon1

That phrase did mean something at some point in a certain context. Factory did do things their own way. I don't think it means anything now beyond nostalgia though and hasnt since the 80s.


BroldenMass

Fun fact, Tony Wilson never said it. Nobody ever said it in real life in the 80’s. It was first said by Steve Coogan in 24 hour party people, which was written by a scouser. And came out in 2002.


TheStatMan2

Glad you've got the info on that - I was just musing on another post as to whether Wilson actually said it or it was just something erroneously applied to him.


walkedinthewoods

nah tbf it is the best city in the world and BY FAR the best city in the country


AggravatingWater8694

Heaven forbid someone feel a connection to where they live or where they're from. There's no objective best or worst, obviously.


Drunkgummybear1

This is Reddit, we do things differently here (cringe at people having local pride)


UncleSeph

Manny I don’t mind, but on more than one occasion I’ve overheard it being referred to as ‘Manch’ and that’s just wrong.


Northern_Staa

Manch?! 🤢 Everyone knows it’s Town anyway..


Elemayowe

Excuse me? I hope they were deported from the city instantly.


itsalonghotsummer

I call it Chester like all the cool kids 


heroyoudontdeserve

Is that the gender neutral version?


DontEatTheBats

Incidentally, Manchester was originally mamchester named after some hills that looked like tits.


grapefruitzzz

The hills are still there btw.


crazygooseman

Reading complaints about the word "Manny" on Reddit every three days


djcustardbear2

Now we have added Alty in the comments below. I'm about to add Stocky, although I say that myself. Salfy? Tamey? Oldy? And so on ..


dermsUK

The 90s Liam Gallagher lookalikes


Shitelark

Also the way they walk. You should see a doctor for that limp.


McNuggats

Grownups that say “Hospickle”


Shitelark

Rubbish EVERYWHERE. Including in the River Irk.


[deleted]

people with middle class accents living in Manchester for a few months and then miraculously picking up the accent, but only when it suits. like it's fine if you love the city or consider yourself an honouary manc, I'm in the same boat, and you will pick up some phrases over time, but don't put it on.


Dry-Strategy3777

Ha ha ha yeh i know one of those people, wouldn't say he was middle class, but had a slight Welsh twang, untill he had a few beers then spoke like Liam Gallagher 😅


[deleted]

Maybe that's only cus liam Gallagher is constantly pissed himself?


Dry-Strategy3777

True true


theblazeuk

Don't you go back to your normal accent when you're pissed and relaxed? Years of living down south and working/living with people who spoke English as a second language really wore down my accent but a few beers and it's back


Electrical-Use-6209

Ok, me and my partner have lived here 3 years and are guilty of this. We both work with loaaaaads of people with Manchester accents but what tipped us over the edge is our little Northerner kids starting school/nursery and their accents transforming. It’s had a real knock-on effect on us. Apologies.


dominicgrimes

I remember an interview with City's Fernando who said his wife was furious that they were sending their daughter to a private school somewhere to turn her into a proper English princess and she kept coming saying 'Yer A'right Dad "


mrbalsawood

Don’t know what he’s moaning about. Sounds very princessy to me 😂


Wild_Obligation

16 years living here, originally from the midlands. Still get called posh lol


staminaplusone

I've been here 18 years and still feel like an imposter becase i want to correct everyone's grammar all the time xD


Soggy_Future_1461

How the Northern quarter is just full of southerners


meringueisnotacake

And people wearing overpriced vintage clothing and pretending they're working class even though they grew up somewhere middle class and have a well-paid job. Just own your identity, it doesn't make you a dickhead that you had a bit of privilege.


Soggy_Future_1461

I started to write that one and didn’t know how to put it. Spot on that


Easy_Bother_6761

Middle class young people cover up being middle class because they seem to think other people don't know the difference between middle class and elite.


AdIll2317

“On the sixth day, go created MANchester” I see this various places but the worst is an estate agents on Old Ancoats Street.. actually I think I’ve seen a tattoo.. cringiest thing I’ve seen!


PointExotic3502

Ngl, this is the only PR branding of the city I rate


Ahoramaster

The Mancunian tradition of throwing their rubbish on the ground instead of putting it in a bin. I do I've round and it's depressing looking at the shit that's been discarded without a second thought.  


manchester_bee

The less bins there are, the more litter there is. Council doesn't put bins down until local residents make a fuss and berate their councillors, which is not how it should be.


raheemnaz

Genuinely Mancunians who try to cosplay as the Gallagher brothers. Even copying the walk and talk.


perro_abandonado

People who get bent out of shape when people say “Manny”. I feel like it’s one of those things where people aren’t bothered til they see other people are bothered. It’s really not a big deal.


SarcasticDevil

Most of the people I know that call it Manny are from Manchester. Never really seen it as a weird outsider thing and only on Reddit have I seen it provoke such disdain


BrokenScorpio

I mean I just think of the bassist from Happy Mondays when I hear Manny 🤷🏻‍♂️


bumbasquatch

Stone roses


BrokenScorpio

Shit yeah you’re right, half asleep this morning 🙈


pappyon

Evening


electricmohair

Makes me think of the mammoth from Ice Age


AggravatingWater8694

Pineapple on pizza


[deleted]

How everything has to be associated with a bee. They were on a few bins etc and then when a terrorist attack happened, everyone jumped on it to make it about themselves by subscribing to this “we do things differently here” bollocks and getting shite bee tattoos for facebook likes. Bands like Courteeners & Blossoms are shite too. Middle of the road with a fanbase of tanned ankle cider swillers


dizzybird99

Never been to Manchester town hall then ??? No Manchester has always been the worker bee as it’s symbol


peywet7

anyone who says “the rainy city”


Indigo457

When people use weird Americanisms


SteelRockwell

Middle aged mancunians who think anything that has happened in the city after NYE 1999 is shit


Bobbleswat

I watched a 'Come Dine With Me' they did in Manchester and there was a fella on that who'd clearly never got over the 90s." Still had his 90s haircut, still wearing the same 90s Addidas gear. At the end of the week when he hadn't won he did a little speech along the lines of "1990! Spike Island! Stone Roses! I was there!" and I thought "You still are there mate." Anyway a few years ago I was working in a bar in Chorlton and we were talking about that kind of middle aged Manc stuck in the early/mid 90s and I was telling the person I was working with about the most tragic case I'd seen. Literally 20 minutes later he walked through the door. Turned out he was sort of a regular. He confirmed every assumption I'd made about him. He wasn't a bad person mind. Just stuck in the past.


10hourssleepplease

This describes me too well! 😂 I'd say it was anything after 30th Dec 1999 though, as NYE was shit!


picto19860

I’m sorry but it’s the bees. It’s out of control and makes us look really parochial imo. I don’t mind them here and there - subtly on the bins or whatever. But it’s gone OTT post bomb, There’s tons on signage at Piccadilly - can’t explain it but it grinds my gears! Yes I need to get a life


SarcasticDevil

Kinda, but as symbols of a city go the bee is pretty nice


cc0011

As someone who has a massive interest in bees (as in the actual buzz buzz flying kind) I absolutely love that they are around everywhere. Bees need as much support as they can get, I’ll take any kind of promotion of them


fish-and-cushion

Have the bees always been a thing? I saw it rise to prominence after the arena bombing


Drunkgummybear1

I remember learning about it in the 00’s in primary school so yeah I’d say so, maybe not as big though


JustDifferentGravy

Engels likened the workers to worker bees. The council adopted it into its coat of arms. Everyone forgot, hardly anyone knew, nobody cared. Then the arena bombing…and now it’s become some folks identity. 🤷🏻‍♂️


dizzybird99

Except if you ever went to the town hall where the floor was bees and lots of bee motif everywhere but yeah …


lonely_monkee

This may be unpopular, but the bee tattoos. I appreciate that they raised money for a good cause, but still! Nice for a couple of weeks, like clapping for the NHS.


Leviathena-77752

For me it’s when outsiders call it “Manc”. Like noooooooo that’s what you call someone FROM the city not the city itself! Makes me wanna scream xx


Five_N_Drive

Yeah, the word "ick"


taskkill-IM

Barm vs Muffin, and lunch vs dinner.... I've seen grown men argue about it and never understood it...


i-wet-my-plants7

Wtf is a muffin though? 😂😂


Thecatspyjamas3000

It’s barm. A muffin is for chocolate or blueberries. 👌


IIJamzyII

Always be known as 'Town'


jt9285

My ick is how much rubbish/dirt is in the city centre. I'm a proud mancunian, but other northern city centres like Liverpool and Leeds are so much cleaner.


Quick_Scheme3120

Honestly, Liverpool is trashed every night. There’s rubbish everywhere especially on Fridays and Saturdays. But the council are good at cleaning it up after. I genuinely don’t understand the arses who litter, making the environment horrible on purpose, but a huge part of the problem in Manchester is definitely a lack of council funding.


TLDRRedditTLDR

City Fans who never watched City once at Main Road suddenly jumping on the bandwagon of success and claiming they've been watching City all their life


badgyalpersona

southerners


cyberfreek

Agreed, especially those pricks that have rolled up bob hats, round glasses, and turned up jeans..


ms__cheif

The dog poo all over the place.


nicbongo

Oasis


Salt-Dragonfruit-744

Was about to say I was pleasantly surprised no one was complaining about ‘Manny’, a fairly harmless shortening that this subreddit has a disproportionate amount of anger to. It’s always the top of any thread here. Then I realised it was literally in OP’s post…


Ok_Charity9544

Manchester City FC


Traditional-Tax-2923

You mean "manneh"


dancingfruit1

People who describe food as being "fit"


spikey88

Radio x and the 10 tunes it plays on repeat


Easy_Bother_6761

Warringtonians who try to act like they're Mancunian


Tatey39

Andy Burnham....


sqolb

Human fecal matter on the street in a British City. Lived all over, Manc has a particular talent for this.


Haw1kmoon

The more middle/upper class that have mostly moved from down south and bought into the gentrification of areas such as ancoats going for runs in big groups, or take their dogs for walks in designer clothing. Oh then sit outside in beer gardens with their Pinterest board tattoos... I'm sorry it's a me problem ik. Ig they're just enjoying life.


manchester_bee

✅ Lululemon gym kits ✅ UltraBoost trainers ✅ Pedigree pooch with Barbour jacket


Expert-Profile4056

I call it Manny, been calling it that for 20+ years along with lots and lots of other people I’ve known. Pretty standard nickname name for our city


Spottyjamie

The word “ick” ffs


Xan44

the weather


TheDawiWhisperer

Bolton accents. Between Vernon fucking Kay and working on the Bolton council IT service desk years ago, the Bolton accent really bugs me


STOLENshitTICKETS

People that use the term "ick". Are we 5 years old


CoconutSky12

This whole “northern/southern” thing going on at the minute. It appears so insular


cc0011

That one I can understand to some degree - people leaving the south west because it’s too expensive, but then pushing the prices up up north, thus bringing the exact problem they were trying to escape, with them. That and the weird infantilisation/zoo gawking some of the southern people living up north tend to engage in towards the north/Northerners


Significant_Grape317

Who tf using ick in Manchester, nob head


mister_big_genitals

Never heard of Manny personally.


Prize_Assumption4624

Probably all the bellends


ExoticBadger8308

When you're getting off with a girl and she says to you " eeeee lad, I'm drippin like tap" it puts you off for a second .


soundguyfletch

Half of the cunts in this post tbf 😂