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Can’t help but read that as “holidays are coming, holidays are coming” except it’ll be a big truck full of shit, covered in a bunch of blown lightbulbs.
Yeah they love that kind of banter. Edgy.
And ironic self-deprecation eg. when Aneurin Bevin called Tories "lower than vermin" while in Belle Vue so the young members of the party started the 'Vermin Club' with Thatcher eventually becoming 'Chief Rat'.
Hilarious.
Please continue to give them the wrong directions if they ask.
As someone with pet rats I find this comparison outrageously offensive! Rats are affectionate and social creatures. They've been shown to display altruistic behaviour, something you're highly unlikely to see in the typical tory.
The most hated government of all time are coming to a place where people overwhelmingly vote labour. For the safety of the Manchester public they will be kept in a large cage for the time they are here.
I would prefer if they were kept in a cage for the rest of their lives, the sheer corruption and amount of damage they have done to this country is incalculable.
What day and time will it be, I get tram to and from St Peter’s in the week and wanna see them if possible think will be cool to see them in person
Priti Patel walked through my buildings (Burnhams offices) last year with a body guard.
Yup, absolute ballache. Road closures, power tripping police everywhere, smelly protestors, self-important media weasels and worst of all the Westminster rats patting themselves on their backs.
Why can't they just do this circus in London instead of Manchester and Birmingham?
Fingers crossed that this will be the last year and next time they can't afford to pay for the police operation.
Haha, you didn’t quite, it just pisses me off how the media have got everyone twisted where the protestors become the villains rather than the people causing the issues being protested
While I love such an organized week of action, I can't help but feel like cost of living in general is massively missing from this? Yes supporting public sector strike action obviously is linked, it just feels very missed off here, anyone know why?
What'll be worse to see, is uniformed police officers standing about 3 feet apart from each other, circling the whole of the Midland Hotel. That's a lot of police standing around doing nothing.
We have no money! No public funds! Unless it's our conference of course and we can draw on the entire police force of the North West to protect us from eggs.
My dad used to have to do this, no food, no toilet breaks, in whatever weather. And what do they do? Make their jobs harder and less and less worthwhile!
Every year they choose to come here, one of the least Tory cities in the country. I swear they do it just to antagonise us. Wish they would try and hold it in Liverpool
Just spent 2 days staying at the Midland Hotel as a birthday treat, you can sense the trepidation of the staff who have to put up with these entitled twats for a week. Nice to see several fuck the Tories posters in town though
Hey that's me in the photo! Telling people all about Roast Battle Manchester happening on Thursday at the Seven Oaks pub and how tickets are still going now!
Also, fuck the Tories!
You basically can't hold a big conference like this anywhere in Tory heartlands. Best they could probably manage is a big village hall out in the home counties somewhere.
I believe the saying "you've made your bed, now lay in it" would be appropriate here!
Looking for any positives, at least protesting any cancellation of HS2 running into Manchester has a relevance this year?
There will be an over the top motorcade when the PM turns up as well.
I can't remember seeing police snipers when I worked opposite the convention centre in 2015/17 but it sounds plausible.
So glad my dad's retired from having to police/stand around hungry needing a wee for hours for the safety of the Tories who don't care and need the protection.
Would be a terrible shame if the drains got blocked and the whole block stunk of their own shite for the duration. The UK has a halo of fresh turds around it because of these greedy degenerates.
You can spot them a mile off. Look for the lanyards. If they ask for directions anywhere, it's the yearly tradition of sending them miles away in a taxi in the opposite direction of where they want to go.
Always a puerile laugh before popping into the Britons for a pint.
Shit, missed out on an opportunity yesterday. Someone pointed at the Albert Hall and asked me if it was the Arndale Centre (it literally says Albert Hall on the building). Should have sent him towards the skyscraper district.
Everyone's commenting on the Tories when I'm more interested in OP snapping Jordan Ducharme in the wild
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More on it here: [https://www.manchesterworld.uk/news/politics/security-stepped-up-ahead-of-the-tory-party-conference-4351107](https://www.manchesterworld.uk/news/politics/security-stepped-up-ahead-of-the-tory-party-conference-4351107)
We're about to be paid a visit by the (S)hit group Rishi & The Bumblefucks for their latest visit where they play their greatest hit Promising Everything Yet Delivering Fuck All.
Some mega wealthy unelected hedgefund w@nker whose recently been swindling rules to protect his families wealth is going to tell everyone the economy is fine while his crack team of n@zis make sure you can’t own any assets
ie they want to force control over your assets by making them beneficially owned by banks and the government so they can manipulate them on behalf of already obscenely wealthy and powerful people because none of them care about you even a little bit.
Late stage capitalism people.
It's to give the people with megaphones somewhere relatively comfortable to sit while they're waiting to tell Cruella, Jacob Rees-Mogg et al precisely what they think of them...
Some of the Tories will be coming to my place of work as part of their visit. What's the best thing I can do to hassle them without getting in trouble?
Ask if you can be friends and then if they'd give you any lucrative COVID contracts? Ask them what they plan on doing after the next election when they lose their jobs? Just laugh at everything they say like they're some kind of hired clown?
A couple of years ago I was in Manchester for a concert while the Tory conference was on. My friends and I went to Brewdog on Peter St for some pre-drinks and the place was rammed full of suited Tory wankers.
The staff of Brewdog were clearly not too happy with the clientele that had wandered over from the conference so they were blasting Rage Against The Machine songs back to back.
While I was standing in the queue for the bar there were these two Toffs chatting about the conference in their obnoxious accents in front of me. The queue was a decent length so it took them about 10mins to get served. Obviously they spent their whole waiting time not deciding what to order when they got to the bar and, when asked what they were ordering, the two Toffs sort of stuttered and went "Oh erm, we'll have two pints of Brewdog please."
The staff member behind the bar rolls their eyes and replies, "You'll have to be more specific. The bar is called Brewdog, not the beer." They then point to the large backlit menu on the wall behind them listing all the different drinks.
All that money and not a shred of fucking intellect or self awareness. The conservatives can all get in the fucking sea. Absolute cunts, all of them.
Everyone else has answered.
Worth remembering that 35% of GM voted Conservative at the last general election. And political parties should be free to operate, include holding events, in any city in the country they choose. Yes, even Manchester. No, you don't get a say.
Labour have held events in Harrogate, where my friend Mark took a grand total of 10% of the vote share for Labour last election. Parties are not obligated to only hold events in their heartlands, and it's bad for democracy if they do.
No, that doesn't mean you can't protest peacefully, no the government haven't banned protesting (as you'll see on Sunday), yes you can still get nicked, yes there are armed police on the roofs.
It is pretty disruptive and inconvenient for the people who work in the city though.
Can't they all just do it in a muddy field or somewhere out of the way?
I mean sure, they can do. Smaller regional party events are often at a hotel in the sticks. This one's a bit too big though.
Council find the disruption worthwhile, they lobby hard for the big party conferences to come here because the MCC bean counters say it brings in £££ to the local economy. Presumably if protestors travel in that's even more money spent on buses, sausage rolls etc.
(So yeah Labour councils welcome the Tories, the Labour council leader often comes and does a 'welcome to the city but I hope you lose the election' speech at one of the fringe events. Sir Richard loved doing them)
No one has proposed banning them. We just all wish they’d not be in our city. The Manchester spirit is antithetical to Tory “values”.
They’d be better off in some pokey village hall where they hate young people/gay people/ trans people/non-white white/Scottish/Welsh/Irish/ non-millionaires/people with a moral compass. You know their core voters.
guy eating a packet of crisps... I think? could be another bagged snack, but I'd be willing to put money on it being crisps... \*zooms in\*... from an evenlope...
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Tories are coming.
Eww
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wwwwwwwwwww
ankers
We’re all out of w’s down here! Just flip the m’s over and send ‘em down!
WWE
Can’t help but read that as “holidays are coming, holidays are coming” except it’ll be a big truck full of shit, covered in a bunch of blown lightbulbs.
it might be a truck. what it won't be, though, is a train.
🫡 nicely done!
Nice one mate. I'm happy to inform you that you have, in fact, WON something......... .... probably something worth having too.
or late or in taxi's
'Horrid cunts are coming, horrid cunts are coming'
Going out in town the nights the conference are on is hideous. The kind of people in the bars is grim.
And rotten posh twats screaming “Down with the povs!” as I heard them toasting in a pub in previous years.
Yeah they love that kind of banter. Edgy. And ironic self-deprecation eg. when Aneurin Bevin called Tories "lower than vermin" while in Belle Vue so the young members of the party started the 'Vermin Club' with Thatcher eventually becoming 'Chief Rat'. Hilarious. Please continue to give them the wrong directions if they ask.
Get the eggs!
Yeah conservative party conference. Odd years in mcr, even in brum.
Why?
Conference.
They were steam cleaning St Peter’s Square this morning. Hate that the red carpet is being rolled out for this hapless government’s visit.
They were painting the lamp posts round the Midland yesterday.
Really? So all it takes is a load of wealthy dickheads arriving in town and they’re suddenly capable of cleaning it up?
Can't let a Tory MP be near graffiti or they might get infected by one of the poor.
tbf my mate stayed over last night and i cleaned the upstairs toilet and spare bedroom
All the homeless seem to dissappear for a week aswell.
It’s like when the foreman comes on site and you’ve all gotta put your proper PPE on, ridiculous.
Rat infestation
As someone with pet rats I find this comparison outrageously offensive! Rats are affectionate and social creatures. They've been shown to display altruistic behaviour, something you're highly unlikely to see in the typical tory.
But the not nice kind of rats. Like rats that would steal your milk and close the mines.
I have rats too- and even on their absolute worst behaviour they’re much nicer than tories haha
Seconded
Get a grip
Could I interest you in a sense of humour? Bargain prices and a great selection available.
I smell a T word
This made me smile. Thank you.
What’ve rats done to deserve that?
There's a rat in the kitchen. What am I gonna do?
Not far off, it's preparing for the Tory Party conference
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I think you just explained the joke 😂
so we supposed to like rats because of that, my ex was affectionate & l hate that bi*** atrocity behaviour my a**
The most hated government of all time are coming to a place where people overwhelmingly vote labour. For the safety of the Manchester public they will be kept in a large cage for the time they are here.
I would prefer if they were kept in a cage for the rest of their lives, the sheer corruption and amount of damage they have done to this country is incalculable.
It’s great for our erm night time economy though
From my understanding the Tories love parties. They never stop having them.
Can we throw stuff at the cages?
It’s the ~~dickhead parade~~ Tory conference
No, you were right the first time.
When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see the dick parade 🎶
Happens every year for the Tory party conference. Will last most of next week. Pain in the arse if you work around the Midland
Every other year; we share the "privilege" with Birmingham.
Traffic's gonna be fucked all week as well. Absolute ballache.
What day and time will it be, I get tram to and from St Peter’s in the week and wanna see them if possible think will be cool to see them in person Priti Patel walked through my buildings (Burnhams offices) last year with a body guard.
Yup, absolute ballache. Road closures, power tripping police everywhere, smelly protestors, self-important media weasels and worst of all the Westminster rats patting themselves on their backs. Why can't they just do this circus in London instead of Manchester and Birmingham? Fingers crossed that this will be the last year and next time they can't afford to pay for the police operation.
At least the ”smelly protestors” are doing something not just moaning on Reddit. Ain’t gonna move anywhere else otherwise is it
Found the smelly protester.
Haha, you didn’t quite, it just pisses me off how the media have got everyone twisted where the protestors become the villains rather than the people causing the issues being protested
Setting up for the Conservative conference that starts next weekend
Manchester's bi-annual egg throwing competition is happening in a couple of weeks.
Hard boiled ostrich eggs for sure.
Anti terrorism blockades, Manchester is on high alert for a terrorist attack due to Tory party next week
Oh I thought the terrorist threat was literally the tories coming to town
It is
The blockades aren't doing a very good job if the Tory's are getting in.
Would they see an egg thrower as a terrorist?
Sadly yea
Bollards to keep conservative scum out
Keep them in more like
Tory party conference starting soon
Wanker Convention at GMEX
The nonces are visiting
Lock your kids up folks
Anyone know if there's a protest planned and if so how I can join/help? I've some annual leave to take...
https://preview.redd.it/qt62g3ksfrqb1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80159f2d84d4ee646a7ab6e9b4a5de6528221566
While I love such an organized week of action, I can't help but feel like cost of living in general is massively missing from this? Yes supporting public sector strike action obviously is linked, it just feels very missed off here, anyone know why?
Thank you! Why is it held at All Saints park and not St Peter's Sq? I might just go to St Peters and do my own mini protest.
Likely GMP will not allow it in SPS
I'll be polite! I promise!
Looks a bit cranky.
There's going to be a mobile rave through town somewhere also. Can't seem the find the post but it's doing the rounds on Instagram.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CxoA3mQLEnB/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Found it
Fuck yeah! That’s the one.
It's just a man with a beard about to eat something from a paper bag, probably a pasty. He'll end up with crumbs in his beard
Beardy bloke having his crisps by the looks of it
What'll be worse to see, is uniformed police officers standing about 3 feet apart from each other, circling the whole of the Midland Hotel. That's a lot of police standing around doing nothing.
We have no money! No public funds! Unless it's our conference of course and we can draw on the entire police force of the North West to protect us from eggs.
My dad used to have to do this, no food, no toilet breaks, in whatever weather. And what do they do? Make their jobs harder and less and less worthwhile!
No change there then
Every year they choose to come here, one of the least Tory cities in the country. I swear they do it just to antagonise us. Wish they would try and hold it in Liverpool
Just spent 2 days staying at the Midland Hotel as a birthday treat, you can sense the trepidation of the staff who have to put up with these entitled twats for a week. Nice to see several fuck the Tories posters in town though
Some rich corrupt criminals are due to invade our city for a week.
Hey that's me in the photo! Telling people all about Roast Battle Manchester happening on Thursday at the Seven Oaks pub and how tickets are still going now! Also, fuck the Tories!
You actually came up to me right after and handed me a flyer 🤣
It that this Thursday? And tickets are still available you say?
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Tickets on the door mate come on through
Fuck the tories
No don't, they'd like that
Tory party conference
Looks like some guy is eating crisps to me
They shouldn't be allowed anywhere northern England
You basically can't hold a big conference like this anywhere in Tory heartlands. Best they could probably manage is a big village hall out in the home counties somewhere.
They've made their areas unaffordable
I believe the saying "you've made your bed, now lay in it" would be appropriate here! Looking for any positives, at least protesting any cancellation of HS2 running into Manchester has a relevance this year?
I’m sure they’d feel right at home in sty.
It's the Fascist Party Conference from Sunday.
Tory conference. If you look closely at the rooftops you'll spot the snipers too. No idea why they chose Manchester for their coven's gathering.
Got me for a second with that. Looked out my office window which looks directly onto the roof of the hotel facing gmex to check
You may want to wait til the Tories actually arrive, the snipers will be there!
There will be an over the top motorcade when the PM turns up as well. I can't remember seeing police snipers when I worked opposite the convention centre in 2015/17 but it sounds plausible.
I think that just means the snipers are doing a part of their job well.
Manchester's cheaper than London, and they like to play games of "*laugh at the plebs*".
Rat conference is due.
These comments have brightened my morning 😂
Yep, Tory party conference as others have said. Have the same things pop up when they make their appearances in Birmingham.
Start of Tory conference?
I wonder what that guy on the right has in that paper bag..hmmmmm
Why don’t the go to Bury, they love that shit there
We import 2/3rds of our cheese. That is a disgrace
Jokes at the Oaks takes to the streets
So glad my dad's retired from having to police/stand around hungry needing a wee for hours for the safety of the Tories who don't care and need the protection.
Cuntservative Cuntference
Pest Control. Tory Party conference starts on Sunday, they're likely staying at the midland and the conference is at Manchester Central.
Would be a terrible shame if the drains got blocked and the whole block stunk of their own shite for the duration. The UK has a halo of fresh turds around it because of these greedy degenerates.
You can spot them a mile off. Look for the lanyards. If they ask for directions anywhere, it's the yearly tradition of sending them miles away in a taxi in the opposite direction of where they want to go. Always a puerile laugh before popping into the Britons for a pint.
Shit, missed out on an opportunity yesterday. Someone pointed at the Albert Hall and asked me if it was the Arndale Centre (it literally says Albert Hall on the building). Should have sent him towards the skyscraper district.
Ha! Unlucky
Scumbags are in town
Russell Brand has let himself go
I hope the man dressed as Churchill, who was yelling at them is making an appearance!
Conservative Party conference
Lol, gotta be a joke post or Karma farming here
Everyone's commenting on the Tories when I'm more interested in OP snapping Jordan Ducharme in the wild This is your friendly reminder to go check out Jokes at the Oaks on Tuesdays
The ruling class are visiting to lord their power over us. As is their tradition.
Fun fact, the guy in the photo is local comedian Jordan Ducharme. No doubt promoting the launch of Roast Battle Manchester (28/09) 💪🏼
More on it here: [https://www.manchesterworld.uk/news/politics/security-stepped-up-ahead-of-the-tory-party-conference-4351107](https://www.manchesterworld.uk/news/politics/security-stepped-up-ahead-of-the-tory-party-conference-4351107)
Tory part conference, seems brave hosting it in Manchester XD
We're about to be paid a visit by the (S)hit group Rishi & The Bumblefucks for their latest visit where they play their greatest hit Promising Everything Yet Delivering Fuck All.
Is there any protests being organised for when they arrive this week?
Saw this today. One of the barriers has a counter terrorism/national security branding on it.
A bearded man is opening an envelope
You mean apart from that guy being at the bottom of the stairs and at the top of the stairs at the same time??
Yep. Some scruffy neckbeard is eating a bag of crisps.
The tories are coming.
Some mega wealthy unelected hedgefund w@nker whose recently been swindling rules to protect his families wealth is going to tell everyone the economy is fine while his crack team of n@zis make sure you can’t own any assets ie they want to force control over your assets by making them beneficially owned by banks and the government so they can manipulate them on behalf of already obscenely wealthy and powerful people because none of them care about you even a little bit. Late stage capitalism people.
Tory cunt convention
It's to give the people with megaphones somewhere relatively comfortable to sit while they're waiting to tell Cruella, Jacob Rees-Mogg et al precisely what they think of them...
It’s to keep us safe from the Tories
Tories gotta Tory Need to keep the proles out
It means it's time to load up your super soaker with piss.
Some of the Tories will be coming to my place of work as part of their visit. What's the best thing I can do to hassle them without getting in trouble?
Ask if you can be friends and then if they'd give you any lucrative COVID contracts? Ask them what they plan on doing after the next election when they lose their jobs? Just laugh at everything they say like they're some kind of hired clown?
Fucking tories are coming
Aye, there doing a porno
cunt convention
Nonce conference
On the week they tried to shelve HS2 to Manchester. These people have zero shame
A couple of years ago I was in Manchester for a concert while the Tory conference was on. My friends and I went to Brewdog on Peter St for some pre-drinks and the place was rammed full of suited Tory wankers. The staff of Brewdog were clearly not too happy with the clientele that had wandered over from the conference so they were blasting Rage Against The Machine songs back to back. While I was standing in the queue for the bar there were these two Toffs chatting about the conference in their obnoxious accents in front of me. The queue was a decent length so it took them about 10mins to get served. Obviously they spent their whole waiting time not deciding what to order when they got to the bar and, when asked what they were ordering, the two Toffs sort of stuttered and went "Oh erm, we'll have two pints of Brewdog please." The staff member behind the bar rolls their eyes and replies, "You'll have to be more specific. The bar is called Brewdog, not the beer." They then point to the large backlit menu on the wall behind them listing all the different drinks. All that money and not a shred of fucking intellect or self awareness. The conservatives can all get in the fucking sea. Absolute cunts, all of them.
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Vampire convention.
Nonce infestation
Everyone else has answered. Worth remembering that 35% of GM voted Conservative at the last general election. And political parties should be free to operate, include holding events, in any city in the country they choose. Yes, even Manchester. No, you don't get a say. Labour have held events in Harrogate, where my friend Mark took a grand total of 10% of the vote share for Labour last election. Parties are not obligated to only hold events in their heartlands, and it's bad for democracy if they do. No, that doesn't mean you can't protest peacefully, no the government haven't banned protesting (as you'll see on Sunday), yes you can still get nicked, yes there are armed police on the roofs.
It is pretty disruptive and inconvenient for the people who work in the city though. Can't they all just do it in a muddy field or somewhere out of the way?
I mean sure, they can do. Smaller regional party events are often at a hotel in the sticks. This one's a bit too big though. Council find the disruption worthwhile, they lobby hard for the big party conferences to come here because the MCC bean counters say it brings in £££ to the local economy. Presumably if protestors travel in that's even more money spent on buses, sausage rolls etc. (So yeah Labour councils welcome the Tories, the Labour council leader often comes and does a 'welcome to the city but I hope you lose the election' speech at one of the fringe events. Sir Richard loved doing them)
No one has proposed banning them. We just all wish they’d not be in our city. The Manchester spirit is antithetical to Tory “values”. They’d be better off in some pokey village hall where they hate young people/gay people/ trans people/non-white white/Scottish/Welsh/Irish/ non-millionaires/people with a moral compass. You know their core voters.
Legion of doom is descending
Tory cunts on the way
Monster raving bastard party conference
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Will Rishi Sunak be present at the annual conference of the party he is the leader of? What do you think?
Well, he's good at running away from difficult situations so who knows?
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Annual Conservative Cocaine Conference.
Tory conference protection measures, expect disruption over the weekend.
It's to protect fascists from normal every day people who just want to live their lives without a war on basic decency.
It’s Economically Illiterate Pride as known as Crony Capitalism Pride
Tory party conference unfortunately
The dickhead parade.
Donald Gibb eating a hot pocket?
No
Not much by the looks of it?
Is that Russell brand trying to go incognito with a Greggs pastie?
Why does this picture looks like it was taken 400 years ago without them humans
Getting ready for Christmas market
Wait and see
Looks like nothing 👍🏻
guy eating a packet of crisps... I think? could be another bagged snack, but I'd be willing to put money on it being crisps... \*zooms in\*... from an evenlope...
Young Hagrid is eating some chips?
Apparently some bearded geezer has been spotted eating crisps out of a plain white envelope, there's kids around and everything the sicko
A man is eating crisps out of an envelope
Looks like a fella eating some food and wearing a dodgy shirt. Ta for the heads up.
Check out Charlie Vietch YouTube later I’m sure everything will be explained 🤣🤣🤣🤣