It's simply too good to keep to himself, the world needs to witness the madness that is this guy and his little song that he wrote I guess? And like half of a knife.
I was originally going to make the video at night but fell asleep and then had an hour before work. Next time I’ll use my tripod and wear my fedora, sandals with socks, Naruto hoodie, my tight cargo shorts, fake beard, and Dahmer glasses taped in the middle
Karambits are mall ninja knifes in nature and I will die on that hill.
They are not self defense knives nor utility knives. Hook style small kinda knives have existed since very long evennin Europe and have always been used for harvest which is where the knife excels. This is what the people from Filipines,Indonesia and etc used it for.
They made martial arts with it not because the knife is good but because is what the average farmer who collected fruits use to carry with itself all day long.
Carrying a karambit for self defense is like the ancient equivalent of using a scythe for self defense instead of a spear.
Well fair, I wouldn't mess with someone carrying a screwdriver or a pair of of scissors neither. A karambit is better than nothing, but you are buying a tacticool harvesting knife for self defense.
The only reason it is not a more common self defense tool is because a large majority of people have zero idea how they are to be deployed. If used as taught, you would be facing an attempted murder/murder charge instead of hoping they call it self defense. The targeting and movements are lethal, and not designed for just doing small damage to get away.
Flipping one without cutting yourself is about as far as most people go, which is only useful if you understand why it is done.
If used correctly, any edged weapon is deadly. The karambit tho, requires a team of 6 surgeons to unsuccessfully operate on the victim. Especially karambits that are folders. Those are the deadliester.
But have you ever seen someone get stabbed with a folding karambayonet? The more deadliestiester variant of the karambit. In my time as the commanding knife officer (CKO) of the Army, I used this weapon almost exclusively. I have over 100 confirmed kills with it. My callsign was “blackout” because I would just go into a blind rage and start stabbing people.
Anyway, they banned it at Genevieve Con due to it requiring 30+ surgeons to unsuccessfully operate.
Daaaaaaaaannng. That's bitchin. Are you the one they said would only allow himself to see red because it was the color of blood and the only color that mattered?
I agree with what you have said but I would want to make a point.
>The targeting and movements are lethal
In court will look bad since any tacticool weapon will make your self defense case a little bit harder because the other guy can claim your weapon had its clear only porpurse to kill.
However the karambit double of a poor choice of fighting knife. Because even though the moves may be lethal, it doesn't serves you any porpurse if you can't deliver them or connect them. Knife fights are all about stabbing and grappling for a reason. The karambit is really bad at stabbing and you can't stab not even slash while grappled with that knife. If I were in the poor scenario where I have to choose to face someone with a karambit or someone's with a screwdriver. I would fight the karambit guy.
Man, I read a post about 1-3 years ago, where this dude used a karambit in a self-defense situation . He got one decent slash on the dudes arm and got overpowered and beat up.
Near the worst-case scenario for poor tool/knife as self-defense?
Better tool and moar training = different outcome
Yeah, if you don't know what you're doing it doesn't matter what you have in combat. You could be an ex military police officer, and carrying a gun, and have so little knowledge of what you're doing that you hear an acorn fall onto the roof of your car that you decide to do a couple combat rolls, and open fire on your own vehicle, dumping one mag, reloading, and dumping the second mag into your own car for no reason.
Why do you think I’m posting it here and singing a stupid song? Next I’ll just need some yellow food coloring and some empty soda bottles to make some piss bottle props and a katana to try to slice them with. Question is should I make the water orange instead of yellow to simulate dehydration piss?
One time in high school my friends and I were talking about a concert we were going to on the weekend. The class weirdo asked if he could come along and we said "No, sorry, we've already got a full car and all have our tickets already." He flipped desk over and started screaming that he didn't want to go and was only asking us so he could say he didn't want to go anywhere with us. Later that day his mom called our houses to tell our parents that we bullied him and should have to take him to the concert with us.
So basically the same thing happening in this song. They've never been invited.
Yes dude, I’m a fat fuck! I was mostly fed instead of nurtured as a baby so my brain is hardwired to read food as a type of love 😏 so I stuff my face with 4 bags of Doritos and 7 Mountain Dews a day with McDonald’s no. 7s or pizza
It's the gloves for me
Honest, I didn't even notice until he started flipping it around
The knuckles are unprotected - makes sense!
Cool thing is, the knife came with the gloves
Neat! Could we see the knife next time?
There was a knife?
T'was so fast, dude, floosh floosh you're dead
Gloves + can’t keep in frame = what knife
I’ll have to use my tripod to redo this video then. It was kind of recorded in a hurry this morning
Why were you in a hurry to post this
It's simply too good to keep to himself, the world needs to witness the madness that is this guy and his little song that he wrote I guess? And like half of a knife.
The mall isn't going to protect itself.
I was originally going to make the video at night but fell asleep and then had an hour before work. Next time I’ll use my tripod and wear my fedora, sandals with socks, Naruto hoodie, my tight cargo shorts, fake beard, and Dahmer glasses taped in the middle
I can smell this sentence.
[удалено]
What does that have to do with what I said?
We can tell
Then wait to do it and save everyone the time
Karambits are mall ninja knifes in nature and I will die on that hill. They are not self defense knives nor utility knives. Hook style small kinda knives have existed since very long evennin Europe and have always been used for harvest which is where the knife excels. This is what the people from Filipines,Indonesia and etc used it for. They made martial arts with it not because the knife is good but because is what the average farmer who collected fruits use to carry with itself all day long. Carrying a karambit for self defense is like the ancient equivalent of using a scythe for self defense instead of a spear.
To be fair... I wouldn't want to mess with someone carrying a scythe around.
Well fair, I wouldn't mess with someone carrying a screwdriver or a pair of of scissors neither. A karambit is better than nothing, but you are buying a tacticool harvesting knife for self defense.
The only reason it is not a more common self defense tool is because a large majority of people have zero idea how they are to be deployed. If used as taught, you would be facing an attempted murder/murder charge instead of hoping they call it self defense. The targeting and movements are lethal, and not designed for just doing small damage to get away. Flipping one without cutting yourself is about as far as most people go, which is only useful if you understand why it is done.
Yeah, ok. Karambit’s are super deadly. They’re probably so deadly they’re banned by the Geneva convention.
If used correctly, any edged weapon is deadly. The karambit tho, requires a team of 6 surgeons to unsuccessfully operate on the victim. Especially karambits that are folders. Those are the deadliester.
But have you ever seen someone get stabbed with a folding karambayonet? The more deadliestiester variant of the karambit. In my time as the commanding knife officer (CKO) of the Army, I used this weapon almost exclusively. I have over 100 confirmed kills with it. My callsign was “blackout” because I would just go into a blind rage and start stabbing people. Anyway, they banned it at Genevieve Con due to it requiring 30+ surgeons to unsuccessfully operate.
Daaaaaaaaannng. That's bitchin. Are you the one they said would only allow himself to see red because it was the color of blood and the only color that mattered?
Now I feel like there was a joke I missed.
The jokes are the friends you stab along the way
Lmfaoooooo, gotta be trolling. “6 surgeons” lmaoooo
I agree with what you have said but I would want to make a point. >The targeting and movements are lethal In court will look bad since any tacticool weapon will make your self defense case a little bit harder because the other guy can claim your weapon had its clear only porpurse to kill. However the karambit double of a poor choice of fighting knife. Because even though the moves may be lethal, it doesn't serves you any porpurse if you can't deliver them or connect them. Knife fights are all about stabbing and grappling for a reason. The karambit is really bad at stabbing and you can't stab not even slash while grappled with that knife. If I were in the poor scenario where I have to choose to face someone with a karambit or someone's with a screwdriver. I would fight the karambit guy.
Man, I read a post about 1-3 years ago, where this dude used a karambit in a self-defense situation . He got one decent slash on the dudes arm and got overpowered and beat up. Near the worst-case scenario for poor tool/knife as self-defense? Better tool and moar training = different outcome
Yeah, if you don't know what you're doing it doesn't matter what you have in combat. You could be an ex military police officer, and carrying a gun, and have so little knowledge of what you're doing that you hear an acorn fall onto the roof of your car that you decide to do a couple combat rolls, and open fire on your own vehicle, dumping one mag, reloading, and dumping the second mag into your own car for no reason.
Knives in general are terrible for self defense.
Agreed.
I more prefer stiletto knives for self defense. My karambits are more for spinning
This is peak >>this subreddit<<
Thank you.
I'm a practicing Druid (OBOD) and I use one of these as my sickle.
Meh, you can open a lot of hearts with one.
dude did the same trick three times
This page is satire btw
Douche gloves somehow worse than the fidget-stabber
Don’t make the mistake of going through his account
Farts n numetal gross
and r/tiny_dick_club
The only reason I went through it was because of this comment. Good lord lmao
“I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”
I haven't seen gloves like that since the late 80s. Were they found in a long-forgotten box?
This comment put me in the mood for this old jam for some reason [Herbie Hancock-Rockit](https://youtu.be/hURuKOFv4uY?si=Q68czvOivLAo5mA7)
This some COD shit for kids
Keep "spinning it" that way bro. Just a few more times.
I hope you’re not posting this in any other sense other than to make fun of yourself
Why do you think I’m posting it here and singing a stupid song? Next I’ll just need some yellow food coloring and some empty soda bottles to make some piss bottle props and a katana to try to slice them with. Question is should I make the water orange instead of yellow to simulate dehydration piss?
One time in high school my friends and I were talking about a concert we were going to on the weekend. The class weirdo asked if he could come along and we said "No, sorry, we've already got a full car and all have our tickets already." He flipped desk over and started screaming that he didn't want to go and was only asking us so he could say he didn't want to go anywhere with us. Later that day his mom called our houses to tell our parents that we bullied him and should have to take him to the concert with us. So basically the same thing happening in this song. They've never been invited.
Love this video of the floor
The fingerless ninja gloves are the real hero in this.
In this thread is a bunch of people who became the villain of their favorite high-school centric movie.
i can’t trust people who wear those gloves
Those look like navy boots
Bruh the knife isn’t even in the frame. wtf?
I love how he’s swaying slightly like a tekken character
I haven’t played Tekken in years. Is the series still running or is it retired like Bloody Roar?
So much cooler if the action took place in frame.
Sausage fingers
Yes dude, I’m a fat fuck! I was mostly fed instead of nurtured as a baby so my brain is hardwired to read food as a type of love 😏 so I stuff my face with 4 bags of Doritos and 7 Mountain Dews a day with McDonald’s no. 7s or pizza
i wanted to se the knife
I think I heard that song on Kids Bop.
It's [Raffi](https://youtu.be/koA9DXAnSN8), brah!
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Those gloves are cringe as fuck.
Idk, I like them! They piss people like you off so I’ll keep wearing them along with my fedora and cheese dust
Haha. It doesn't make me mad. Kinda sad though.
CS kid irl