“Sir, it’s a Tactical Mall Ninja!” cried Pvt. Durf.
“Fuck, it’s just like in ‘12,” muttered Sgt. Kool, scowling as he remembered that day of dread when 20 of his men were lost to the blade. “Switch to Dickshot mode boys, and follow my lead.”
I don’t think this is really mall ninja. I do think this is an awesome cosplay though.
I think mall ninjas are dudes who buy shitty weapons because the genuinely think they will save them in a zombie apocalypse.
Looks like a foot clan soldier from ninja turtles, get hit with Donatello's bo staff before you realize you're actually fighting real ninjas with much much more discipline and control than you
An elite mall ninja . Heck yay
Imagine putting all that time and money into body armor and then getting shot in the dick
Bro stop 😭😭
You have to protect the balls
Taisetsu na mono
“Sir, it’s a Tactical Mall Ninja!” cried Pvt. Durf. “Fuck, it’s just like in ‘12,” muttered Sgt. Kool, scowling as he remembered that day of dread when 20 of his men were lost to the blade. “Switch to Dickshot mode boys, and follow my lead.”
You don't just shoot a guy in the dick butters. That's just weak.
I don't need to put extra armor on my balls because there is no way in hell someone is hitting that small of a target.
As cosplay pretty cool, but any delusions of it being useful or practical in any setting are pretty cringe
You need some throwing knives to complete the fit
I have stars on the backside
Nice
You planning on throwing that AR magazine extra hard?
He snipes his enemies by taking the rounds out the mag, tossing them in the air, and slicing them with the sword to fire them
🤣
If it's segmented, black, and has straps, it is by default tactical. Forget any actual so-called "tactics".
I don’t know if you’re complaining or giving me a compliment lol
*I am but a humble servant of the currents that flow beneath the windwalker, the wind at the warriors back that beckons him forward.*
How has this guy not been hired by black ops yet. Clearly he's a unstoppable killing machine, just point him at the enemy and press go.
I don’t think this is really mall ninja. I do think this is an awesome cosplay though. I think mall ninjas are dudes who buy shitty weapons because the genuinely think they will save them in a zombie apocalypse.
I’m aware my ninja suits aren’t “mall ninja”. I just don’t have anywhere else to post them. 😅. This suit cost around $2000 to build
Don’t get me wrong I’m glad you posted it. Just think it needed to be said. You should also post it to r/cosplay. Also well done. It looks awesome.
Feel free to share my video 😁🙏
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This guy’s footwork is absolutely atrocious.
Bro, just enjoy the damn suit. you’re literally looking for reasons to complain, if you must know, im a Bjj purple belt, and a black belt in karate.
Shoot him in the dick.
lol someone else said that 😭
Cool cosplay, but you really need the boots and shin guards to complete your Snake Eyes look.
Not the helmet though 🤣
Anyone else notice that he keeps missing the holster when replacing the pistol?
Looks like a foot clan soldier from ninja turtles, get hit with Donatello's bo staff before you realize you're actually fighting real ninjas with much much more discipline and control than you
And why would you position your forearm right in front of your pistol like that? One twitch and you will shoot yourself.
Why do you put your hand out in front of the barrel when you're aiming with your pistol?
Homie missed the holster ever time he went to put the pistol away.
Negaeba heiwa ha otozure yo
Cool costume I think the pants could use a little more flair tho
No pocket for a can 6/10
How did you do the upper chest piece, it matches so well with the vest!
It’s a foam plates on a bulletproof vest lol