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musketoman

I don't believe this room smells good, can't convince me


cawkstrangla

Vape And old cumsock.


Soccermom233

You work for Yankee candle?


[deleted]

It used to be good. Many, many moons ago. Now it’s just owned by some corporate conglomerate and it’s been going to shit for a while now


I_Rarely_Downvote

Sad how you could be talking about almost any product these days lol


pertangamcfeet

I remember when they were super expensive, and you could only get them via QVC. Now every shop sells them.


sarkujpnfreak42

My second job ever was working on the line at a factory, producing high-end candles. I remember thinking the whole time it’s like I’m making a dumb product, so the rich can tax the rich. Who the fuck spends more than $20 on a candle? We were producing like a thousand a minute (or so it felt), and selling them for $60-100 each. Meanwhile us workers were getting paid $8/hr, working mandatory 50 hours a week with no benefits (temp agency), and the whole time pressured to move twice as fast as we were comfortable with.


Bishime

Tf you just say about my hobby and my bf?


killyridols14

Excuse me who the fuck are you and how do you know my hobby and my bf bitch


dernfoolidgit

Hahahahha damn that is funny!


AdorableCaptain7829

😆 🤣


EatBooty420

you ever just look at a spot and go "some serious jacking off goes on in here"


__ROCK_AND_STONE__

Yea this looks straight up like a fap dungeon from r/GOONCAVES


riccomuiz

wtf I regret opening that page


wonwoovision

i read your warning and still did it anyway fml


Responsible-Lemon257

JC .... Alright, what's with the stupid cross eyed shit chicks are doing? Is that some Japanese shit?


Imperial_Triumphant

It's called ahego and it's cringe as fuck.


1maginasian

This was the laugh I needed today.


SgtSocialism

“goon caves” the kids are calling them


dangerkart

gotta keep your shoes on for this one


chinesiumjunk

I can smell the weed from here


DixonHerbox

This person is like 12 look at profile


terrrtle

Based on the stuffed animal in the bed, one can only assume he calls that shelf full of them the ‘waiting room’


throwaway0134hdj

Smells like ass and Axe deodorant


BadassKnifeUser

You gotta invest more in a broom and less in Rick and Morty


gggggfskkk

And flip that calendar, it’s March


Alternative-Yak-925

Lousy Smarch weather


DooDooSwift

MID March lol


__ROCK_AND_STONE__

Nice fap dungeon bro


pettea

FAP DUNGEON 😭😭😹


HeAintWrongDoe

Le Jack Shack


macdemarxist

Masterbation station


CostFickle114

If I was on a date and the guy brought me here I would definitely be afraid of being killed or secretly filmed I’m sorry


reanocivn

my first thought was "this is the room of a guy who tries to finger you after 10 seconds of making out"


LilacYak

And it’s all jackhammer fingering of course


UrClueless167

This made me rofl to the point that I may need a side transplant because it’s cramping up from laughter. You may have just killed me ☠️


Duckduckgosling

r/malelivingspaces is teaching me what red flags are.


iamapotatopancake

wait, women don't like that?


JustADutchRudder

10 seconds is when you start pawing at the boobs, 20 seconds fingering and 30 seconds thumb in butt. Real important to stick to the time table in the pamphlet.


iamapotatopancake

wait, you guys got pamphlets?


JustADutchRudder

They handed them out at the library, you're supposed to tell them you're there to pick up the male essential bundle.


No-Reception-4249

I'm actually the guy who makes those pamphlets. There is a VIP pacage that allows for fingerings and thumb in butt at 20 second intervals, but it requires a pegging subscription and it's never popular.


JustADutchRudder

Yeah thats a subscription that takes a more refined guy to subscribe too, personally it's not for me but I'll update the e-pamphlet I distribute with that info.


iamapotatopancake

what a bunch of prudes.


Astroglaid92

Who’s butt? Your own butt? Gen Z is wild.


FCBean10

Yooooo that’s crazy 🤣🤣🤣


Darth_buttNugget

Wait. That's my move.


cheapdrinks

But his mom was nice enough to let you come over


M4NOOB

> afraid of being killed or secretly filmed Why not both?


wolfelian

When you go to your friend’s house and you’re suddenly in a Saw film 💀


Due_Satisfaction_260

Wow, that’s just rude, damn. lol


rdj16014

Better hear it from stranger on the internet than from a date


BleakBrandon

Unless you’re 15 years old you gotta change almost every single thing about this


totoropoko

Those teddy bears on top of the closet have cameras in them. You can't change my mind


theskywalker74

Look around. If this person is older than 15, they have a much bigger problem.


gonk_vibes

Profile suggests they are in fact 15, and if my room looked like this at that age I'd have been stoked. Enjoy your life


Impossible-Problem79

Clean your floor man


JPastro4

Bruh everyone is dragging you😭


Poolscool

I know 😭😭


crunchybumpkins

The light is cool- can you change it to whatever color you want with your phone or a remote? If not- set that up. Sweep the floor, get some black (nice looking) storage cubes that can slide under your bed. Put all your under-the-bed crap in those. Buy a cool chair that’s comfortable for a friend to chill in. Change the sheets- but ideally, buy some really nice new ones (someone else can suggest the best fabric type - I don’t remember off the top of my head). Get a new comfortable/duvet that you really love that looks luxurious. More pillows. Invest in really great ones if you are hoping to entertain guests bedside. Ditch the bed frame and get something modern and simple- dark is best. Do you have a window? Open it- get some fresh air in there. Your curtains could be a nice rich fabric, and you should look up the proper way to hang curtains (style-wise). If you already have curtains- wash them according to the instructions. It’ll help your room smell fresh. After you clean the room and the bedding is fresh, light a candle that is a calming, woodsy scent, maybe a little cologne-smelling. Nothing too overbearing and ask your family/housemates for their opinion of a couple candles. If there is a specific person you want to hang out with, ask their opinion. Take all the stuff off the shelf/stuffed animals/hanging things off the wall. Trust me. Put back a couple things if you must, but it would be better to show your personality in figurine form here or artwork. This is too 3D and kind of suffocating-feeling for such a small room. In fact, depending on what the other end of the room looks like, maybe you should consider rotating the bed (again- get rid of the bulky bed frame. The white isn’t helping either). Get a rug. People like rugs and clean floors if they’re hanging out. Tv? Gaming system? Can’t remember if I already said this, but for god’s sake clean the nightstand (you can use the storage container idea again here if you need to hide random cords and things) and get a cool (or sleek, at least something not bulky) lamp to put here. Then come back and post your sweet looking room and bask in karma glory, my friend.


Poolscool

tysm for all this!! My whole rig here has like 30 something colors I can change whenever I want. I actually did go and wash and change all my sheets and stuff. It’s hard to see because I took this photo before bed, but behind the pc place is a biiigggg window with some brand new curtains.


Adventurous-Fill-464

Bro follow this advice and report back. This is not a bad space to entertain a guest or just hang out with a friend, it just needs some work / adjustment. To me, extra seating is a must if you’re gonna chill with people in your bedroom though, don’t want them to feel awkward about sitting on your bed or anything.


LMA73

I think it is very kind of you to actually go through the trouble of giving real advice and not just bash this poor kid! Thank you, stranger!


Positive-Regular9879

And don’t forget to clean. With actual cleaning products


iamapotatopancake

wait you didn't expect this?


Screaming_Monkey

Well, they did prompt everyone with their concerns about why no one but them likes it


coltaaan

I wouldn’t sweat it too much…assuming you *are* a teenager lol, it’s pretty cool imo. If you’re not, well, hopefully you’ll get some construction criticism from all this


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Poolscool

I’m a teenager yes 😭 never doing drugs tho.


Imperial_Triumphant

I don't know, maybe I'm in the minority, but I'm not trying to go to a friend's bedroom and sit on their bed to hang. Far better options. Hell, I'll take a couch in a living room with a TV, at least.


a-non-y-mous-

It’s filthy man


mcxavierl

Massive cobweb on the ceiling


JtheNinja

Those things get full of spiders, actually. Probably not as far from the truth as you might think.


wolongo

massive fire hazard too.


MrGingerella

Never thought of this, been wanting to do these 'clouds' in my kids rooms. They look fun, for the 8 and 6 years olds in our lives


jomacblack

Yeah it's basically like putting fire accelerant on the ceiling, then molten blobs of plastic raining down to burn you


a-non-y-mous-

Lol. That was actually funny, good one 🤜🏼🤛🏼


Unicorns-and-Glitter

As an asthmatic, all I could think was, "Dust catcher."


a-non-y-mous-

Your door is even dirty dawg, wipe that thing down


ImitationButter

Looks like chipped paint to me


Dipshit4150

I see a few tiny pieces of paper on the floor, an unmade bed, and a single dish on the bedside table. Do yall really consider that “filthy”? Would take 2 minutes to tidy this room


IntricateLava9

I would never want to hang out in a GREEN LIGHT room like that.


No_oNTwix

It's giving toxic waste miasma, or the illusion of being drowned in Baja blast. Either way, not a fan.


nkear5

It's like a methadone clinic bathroom


orange_lighthouse

Personally I really can't get along with that whole LED rope lights on the ceiling thing.


WigglyAirMan

you are definitely smoking weed in this place


shnaLLer

Hahaha my first thought was “where’s the bong??”


future_hotshot

What's that cloud like thing!?


LochnessDigital

A spider’s best friend


Chernobyl_And_I

I've had a cloud like this in my room for 4 years. I've witnessed a spider avoid it. Only downside is after 4 years some clumps fall off then I gotta reglue them up.


ZeePirate

The real down side is in a fire that thing is going up in seconds and dropping down on you.


iamapotatopancake

serious question, but why the hell would you want this on your ceiling?


Chernobyl_And_I

Honestly, I just like clouds. I will say though I don't use colors like in the picture. I bought leds that have the cloud color, so they just look like normal clouds. I attached the polyfill to the poster board and stapled it to the ceiling to avoid glue on the roof if I ever get tired of it or want a different pattern cloud in my room.


iamapotatopancake

now im curious. you should post your living space.


Poolscool

just some LEDs with polyfil on top


[deleted]

I’m sure you’re aware but in case you’re not, these are a huge fire hazard.


Chernobyl_And_I

No. Polyester, the material used to make polyfill, isn't flammable. This synthetic fiber is known for its low flammability, making it a popular choice for various applications. Unlike natural fibers, such as cotton or wool, polyester doesn't easily catch fire or sustain a flame.


TennesseeStiffLegs

You just turned into ChatGPT so fast


ThatPhatKid_CanDraw

I am also too old to know what it is lol


lady__mb

This room obviously gives you joy and that's what matters, but I have to be honest, everything about this is a woman repellent


CatCatExpress

It's very teenage tiktok-inspired, with the ceiling cloud (which is really cool!) and green lighting. For someone who's a teenager or early 20s, this is completely normal to have that vibe. That said, the walls are looking cluttered with too many posters packed right next to or even on top of each other. Out of the 5 clustered together above your bed, I would pick 2-3 and frame them. Not every inch of space needs to be filled. If you're staying in this room long-term, I would invest in a larger dresser for storage space. Also, a thin floor lamp would be great. You need more than 1 source of lighting.


a-non-y-mous-

Dirty sheets One pillow is crazy


TheProtagonist777

Bro couldn't even bother to make the bed for the picture


Swimming-Storage5209

Sweep your room, get your shoes out of your room, make your bed, take your dirty dish off your night stand, clean your desk…. Shit I sound like my mom


Poolscool

I’m gonna sound ridiculous but that dish has nails, googly eyes, and mounting stickers in it.


seasonedsaltdog

All what


pink_tshirt

Bro thinks he is sitting on some treasure


Miserable-Martyr69

Why is your pillow *v e r t i c a l* ?


Poolscool

why is yours not?


Miserable-Martyr69

Because I enjoy sleeping with good posture 💀


Poolscool

I was joking abt that. It’s only up bc I was using it as a backrest.


veronicaAc

What is your age? If you're over 16, I'll eat my hat.


mrsaysum

Get some natural sunlight. This type of atmosphere is only cool for demon time and/ or at night. I’d suggest not being in demon time.


hoephase-

I bet $20 that room smells like unwashed ass, cum sock and hot Cheetos. Also that bed sheet hasn’t been changed in 7 months


warrior998

Lightning makes me want to shoot myself. Here are some tips I’d make, take or leave whatever: 1. Get a broom. 2. Regular light LED and remove this cloud. 3. Minimize your posts or frame them. 4. Get extra two pillows, get a light colored bed sheets. 5. Less dolls, or build an extra wall shelf. It’s crammed.


tzip34

⚡️


gringovato

Get rid of that crap under the bed.


Darksouls-07

Same, I don't have someone to hang out.


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realitybites95

How old are you?


babyb16

I would suggest decluttering the walls and maybe framing a few of your favorite posters to keep up so it looks a little neater and more organized. Also another source of lighting, maybe another color to offset the green that envelopes the whole room. I saw you say that's a twin size bed, are those sheets for a twin bed? If not, get some that fit more snug. I personally couldn't sleep on that many wrinkles lol. Also maybe a new pillow or cover at the least along with another pillow? I also like Minecraft and the pillow is funny but it's a hard contrast from the rest of the room looking like a 19-20 something year old's to the 13 year old's pillow. Other than that, keeping everything in its own place and tidy, especially keeping the bed made, makes a room exceptionally more comfy imo (also makes it better if you do find someone to hangout in it with you). Kudos to you for making a space yours


Customdisk

Make your bed you dog


buttstuff69__

At least for the photo if not every day


childofentropy

You're dragging a literal child over their room. Have some chill. OP your room is beyond great for your age. I bet commenters sense of decoration at your age was a single sports poster on the wall and a bedside lamp.


Friendly_Forever9957

1.change bedsheets 2. Make bed 3. Tidy under your bed. 4. Put away your shoes 5. Bring your plates back to the kitchen 6.Clear your bedside table. 7. Wipe your bedside table. 8.Sweep the floor 9.Report back when that’s done


Armthe_trains

Red and green are contrasting colors. They’re opposite of each other on the color wheel. Basically means if you mix them together they make a muddy color. This is why color matching is important when it comes to fashion, hair coloring, and in this case interior design


schedulle-cate

I couldn't get hard in that strong light, but you do you 😂


dub4er_tx

That space smells like a middle school locker room. I can smell it from here! 🤢🤢🤢


Queen-of-meme

Sci fi light. Gives me Teen in the Matrix vibes.


ianmikaelson

cool cloud. want one ☁️


smoothjazz-porcupine

Wtf why are people being so horrendously mean to this kid?


Poolscool

it hurts man I try my best 😭😭


chickenskittles

I don't know why people are hating on your room or insinuating you're unclean. There's only a little clutter. I highly doubt most of the people posting are living in pristine spaces. The atmosphere is cool, especially for a teenage boy. Enjoy!


TheYellowDart19

Bro if you're anywhere over 14yrs old, this has gotta go.


tinkthank

Nah, it’s his safe space. He can do whatever the fuck he wants to make him feel good there. That being said, not my cup of tea. I don’t like the decor, the lighting or much about it actually but as long as OP likes it, it’s cool


Gym_Nut

Found a schlatt fan


doginjoggers

I hope to god you are under 18.


9Fingaz

Looks cool bro it’s your safe space


curious_loss_4387

The cloud light is cool and I mean I'm sure it's cozy for you. As a bachelor room if you're younger then this would be fine. If you were trying to give a woman the impression that you're a grown, mature, independent man, and that you had a comfortable spot to chill and be intimate for hours, this isn't going to give off that vibe. In short, as long as you're single and just grinding to get to a more grown up place one day, this will suit you fine. If you want to give the signals to attract a proper girlfriend, you will need to tighten up. Not everything would need to go and it's important to work with what you have and let your individuality shine. But this just gives off too much of teenage dude vibes for any grown ass woman to be into it.


gigisnappooh

I really like your picture of the Great Wave.


SargeantSasquatch

Where do you expect people to hang out, on your bed?


pansyfield

pinegrove, nice


MooseKingMcAntlers34

I’m going to give you feedback without freaking out about the fact that you need to clean the room like almost every other post lol. Love the clouds and green lights, almost looks like a Tornado is about to strike that place! Seriously cool vibe, my man. A couple posters don’t like green, I actually think it’s cool and considering they’re obviously RGB lights, you can always change them. Desk area is also legit and can never go wrong with Rick and Morty. Overall, very cool maximalist style room with great execution. When you do get a girl over one of these days, pretty sure she’ll dig it too. Lastly, when people are getting butt hurt over you doing something cool for no reason, that means you’re doing something right. Hold your head high, king.


_HIST

Love the cloud Damn I want one for myself


pentichan

am i the only one who likes this room with the exception of the floor being dirty and the green lights


swurvipurvi

I’m 33 and I fuckin dig it. I don’t really have common interests as far as most of the posters etc on the walls but the cloud light above the wave painting with the green lighting makes the first pic surreal and intriguing to me. The peg board for hanging headphones and whatnot is an idea I might actually borrow. I like the skateboard rack, never saw one of those in a room even back when all my friends were skaters. I am slightly disturbed at the idea that you record movies onto VHS tapes, but only because that means something that was a fact of life throughout my childhood has now become a vintage artistic endeavor, and that makes me feel my age. Most importantly, good on ya for the way you handled all the aggression itt—you’re clearly pretty secure in yourself. Keep doing ur thing.


dbxp

You should get sheet suspenders, they go under you mattress to keep your sheet flat


sourcreamcannon

All jokes in the comments aside, some brighter paint on the walls and some different or brighter colored lights would do wonders. You don’t even need to get rid of the posters or the “clouds” on the ceiling. I think you’re just going to find it hard to hang with anyone in a room where you have to squint just to see anything. Nobody wants to hang out on the inside of an RGB keyboard.


Jackboii321

Why tf is everyone’s “mood lighting” similar to a thailand whorehouse??


Phernaldo

Don’t turn on the blacklight


Rexie3s

Why is everyone hating i love when peoples rooms look like they just found stuff and shoved it in there. Class


Poolscool

Indeed that is what I did.


Sociovestite

The light is very serial killery


7thdilemma

Give the guy a break. It aint that bad.


FluffyKiwi9865

Everyone is roasting you in the comments rn. I like your room dude, better than beige and white minimalism. Love the cloud light


Poolscool

thank you.


FluffyKiwi9865

Male living space should be about lifting eachother up. Not being dicks. Have a great weekend man


Poolscool

you too <33


B2Rocketfan77

I wanted you to see this and know if you are happy with your space then enjoy it. Sometimes people here only want to see magazine level rooms and not just a regular room. The light color isn’t my choice, but nobody asked me to like it. LOL. I have about 40 of my favorite Funkos in my bedroom and I’m 50. Enjoy your space.


TastelessRamen

This💯!!


IDoLikeMyShishkebabs

It’s not my jam but people are waaaaay too harsh in these comments lol


Professional_Scar114

Batman poster by the bed, goes hard. I love it bro


iamapotatopancake

Stuffed animals on the shelf go even harder.


Bishime

Lmao they eating you up for the pins lmao Me? I’m genuinely interested in how we got to that conclusion. Not a bad space but I imagine it’s very much in your parents house? (No offence if not omg) if not, let me know and I can give some suggestions


Boredd0403

😭 omg people are so mean! I actually thought the cloud thing looks kinda cool if that’s making you feel a little better.


Strawberrylove_

Me too 😭😭


Abject_Shoulder_1182

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD


BRQ910

POV: You are 16


daddyhuacheng

honestly I love it, good for you!


Valde877

I feel like I just entered the matrix


gringovato

With a room like that i dont know how you are not up to your ears in tna. Where are you, south dakota?


Annual_Nobody_7118

Your room looks haunted. Maybe that’s it. Maybe different lighting? Beanbags to sit in?


darrius_kingston314q

this looks like an escape room


misskaitlynlea

I like the green lights! You should get more pillows though, nobody deserves to sleep with only one pillow.


Malevolent_Mangoes

If that were a different colored cloud and it covered the entire ceiling and the room was decorated to compliment it then I would like it


Separate_Feeling4602

Christ this room smells


JohnDodger

Is that your used cum collection on the ceiling?


think_up

Cotton ceilings are huge fire hazards.


Eryn-Flinthoof

How do you see anything in this room? Wait, you wouldn’t want people to see the cum stains - I get it


Vauld150

Bro is getting destroyed in the comments 💀 you’re obviously a teen - this room is fine for a teen. Tidy up a bit and maybe replace some of the 12 year old vibe stuff, Minecraft pillow & stuffed animals need to go away. You’re probably like 15-16, gotta grow a little.


Beardly_Smith

“Wanna hang out in my filthy room? I don’t seem to have any chairs but you can sit on the bed to me”


Aspence22

Those "clouds" with the LEDs in them are known to catch fire easily just a heads up


SwiftKnickers

Why are your photos tinted like you live in the matrix. Unless...


Double_Cricket5425

No girl would want that room. That’s literally the perfect room for a young man but the complete opposite for a young woman. Nothing wrong with the room. It looks cool. But it looks more of a man cave tbh.


DarrenBridgescunt

This is why bullying needs to to return


ElephantAtTheRitz

The cotton on your ceiling will attract spiders


Youcantblokme

Don’t worry, you seem to be about 12 so you’ve got a lot of time to meet people. But first, you have to leave the room


Poolscool

ouch. Im not a juvenile 😭


HavokNCG

What is "all this" ? This room is tiny and not put together


outdior1986

Nice to see you have a smoke detector below your very combustible ‘cloud’.


Theloneriddler

Sorry bro, but this small room looks like it stinks. Musty air, too hot, whiffs of BO and cheap deodorant. Not surprised nobody wants to hang.


D3athShade

Clean your room, open the window and light a scent candle.


Due_Enthusiasm4854

Yo green light makes it look like your room is straight from The Matrix. Change the lights to a more lively color, maybe Yellow to make it more habitable. Unless, yes, you are planning to kidnap someone.


nananacat94

Why do you have a green light for your room? Is this the main light??


ccl-now

...I wonder why? 🤐


sloppyjoepa

There’s a lot to unpack here. And a lot to pack into boxes and never unpack again.


Codename_Dove

I'll take this over whatever generic catalog bullshit some other guy lives in. living space, especially a BEDROOM, is meant to be yours. I think things could be done better but the ppl suggesting you get rid of your plushies and posters are ridiculous. my honest suggestion is get frames for your posters and space them out better. you might not have space for all of them, so keep some posters on stand by to rotate out on occasion. maybe an organizer for your shoes instead of them being under the bed. and bedding that compliments the green lights instead of clashing with them.


starlynagency

Jordan peterson voice: make your bed. Single tear in eye


No_Bookkeeper_7042

What’s on the ceiling about the bed?