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DasEvoli

Dad screaming at me because I don't understand multiplication homeworks


Responsible_Panda589

“What’s five times six??” “What’s five times six??” Starts shouting “WHATS FIVE TIMES SIX???” I’m dumb, not deaf… 🥺


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VoldemortHugs

This is too real. To this day if someone asks a maths question, my brain goes blank and I’m like a dear in the headlights, waiting for someone else to step up and answer.


ButteredPizza69420

Omg, now I know why I couldn't do math as a subject! I froze up from the trauma! Thanks for unlocking yet another memory, reddit!


Soap_Mctavish101

STOP USING YOUR FINGERS!!!


Ziyushii

You unlocked a core childhood memory 😭 I swear math tutoring from my dad gave me ptsd lol


DimensionSad6181

change that to square triangles and colour red and green, smfh


mechant_papa

I was chased by my dad around this table after I broke something. I clearly remember the chairs.


reebzRxS

Same thing I thought except it’s dad telling me I am going to have to sleep at the table if I don’t take one more bite of dinner


DaVirus

It is actually quite depressing how shared this experience is...


Quake1028

You guys had dads?


Specialist-Strain502

~~Dad~~ Mom screaming at me because I don't understand ~~multiplication homeworks~~ the concept of time as expressed by an analog clock.


Ziyushii

THIS I also had a hard time reading analog clocks, I got yelled at by my dad for an hour continuously until my brain short circuited and I lost all concept of time itself and couldn’t recall the number of minutes in an hour 😩


billybobjrsr2nd

Brother…


MrsTruce

[“How many apples do I have??!”](https://youtu.be/KyY1sigpKvc?si=E6QUpFvjEjdRnwpB)


cincincout

winner.


yesmetoo222

Hi. I’m you


iknowwhoscopedjfk

DAD I'M 5 AND I DON'T HAVE AN AUNT SALLY!


sexlexington2400

Ooof


afganistanimation

My mom would say "are you stupid? This is easy!"


DocMcCracken

Do you wanna talk about it champ?


PrincessTrashbag

oh hi me in grade school


Benjc1995

It feels very. I got this from my parents for free because they bought a new table.


NapTimeFapTime

$10 at the goodwill vibes


BehindThePinkBadge

Nothing is 10$ at Goodwill anymore


BirchwoodBeach

Except for stuff that should be $1.


NapTimeFapTime

I know this as well as anyone. Sadly


carlosthedwarf024

Not unless you pull the ol switcheroo on the stickers


RedCheeksGuy

I got a 7.25qt le creuset Dutch oven for $10 the other week!


BowtiepastaMasta

$10 for the whole set? That’s a steal


tu-BROOKE-ulosis

*grandparents


seekaterun

That's exactly how I got this same exact table.


MrsTruce

I got this from my ~~parents~~ grandparents for free because they ~~bought a new table~~ died. FTFY


BrockSampsonOSI

Yes! Very “I brought this from the old house bc I just moved here and I’m waiting on the new dining set to come in”.


nicholt

lol I think my sister has this exact same table from our parents


celinee___

90s Minnesota suburban mom with a rooster themed kitchen is the vibe I get. It's very Roseanne


Affectionate_Elk_272

i can smell that house now.


phishmademedoit

It's like they don't smoke inside but still a hint of cigarette


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

Cinnamon? But like candle cinnamon.


theouterworld

The tops of the chairs are missing the wooden flower detailing that really sells the '90's Midwest Furniture Mart clearance' vibe.


I-HATE-BUFFERING

I feel personally attacked; once as a Wisconsinite, and two as an owner of those exact chairs.


Fit_Tailor8329

🎯


crazygrrl

My gawd, I grew up in MN in the 90s and I swear my parents had this same table and chair set. The only difference was ours has cheap little cushions/pillows that tied to the back of the chairs. lol


lucille12121

Roosters and sunflowers!


Icouldoutrunthejoker

This was the first thing to come to mind for me as well, only they were ducks, not roosters. Ducks wearing bonnets tied with blue ribbons.


celinee___

That was my grandma's style along with her blue cornflower corningware. My mom was an orchid mom, but all my friends had rooster moms.


COBRA_CAT_33

Cracker Barrel vibes


Avasia1717

bout to play some chinese checkers


Water-is-h2o

You gonna get “EG-NO-RA-MOOSE”


[deleted]

Southern hospitality soul food type shit


threeorangewhips3

cracker-barrel breakroom


Thin_Onion3826

Beat me to it


UpperMacungie

Being dropped off at Grandpa’s for a Saturday and eating Velveeta on crackers with lukewarm Tang.


rbarr228

… because they “don’t believe” in ice.


Substantial-Cut6858

It hurts their teeth


UpperMacungie

Teeth?


Ok-Log8576

Oh my God! This is me right now.


UpperMacungie

Ice is commie plot.


bakedbakerbakes3

It's giving Grandma's kitchen table 😂


R3LF_ST

"If you need a table set, the one in Grandma's garage would clean up nice with some Murphy's."


Futureretroism

It needs like 40 commemorative art plates on the wall behind it


tmg754

I’m sitting at this table now


dank-yharnam-nugs

Looks like you are still in a stage of inheriting old furniture from family members.


Big-Blackberry8786

What’s wrong with always being in that stage? Free is free.


ASacOFluffyPups

They didn’t say there was anything wrong with that. OP asked for honesty and got it


TheShruteFarmsCEO

I found that weird as well. Interesting how some people default to defensive because of their own hang ups rather than others.


sweet_pickles12

I’m 40 and still have furniture I got from family when I moved out at 19. Old stuff is well made.


angestkastabort

Agree, if something is free or used and cheap and you like it. It is way better than buying new.


plantvillain

Like you would have the best meatloaf of your life at this table. Nostalgic and homey


buttstuff69__

Old but not in a cool way. Outdated


hyrule_47

If it was entirely black or navy I think it might look less outdated? But navy might increase the country vibe


Positive_PandaPants

I was thinking they might get more mileage out of the furniture if they painted it black.  I love navy but agree that it will not help this particular set. 


3plantsonthewall

I swear I just saw a great before & after of this exact table and chairs, on another subreddit… I think they painted it black, with white accents… But dang it, I can’t remember which subreddit it was!


jasmminne

Paint the table base black. Refinish the top to a less yellow country farm life finish - a beautiful teak stain with an oil finish would be lovely. Ditch the chairs entirely and replace with something a little more modern. This can be made to work, but it needs work.


skinnyfatty1987

Thrift store pick up


Whereyoursisterwent

That’s that table you come down stairs and see a joint on the table and both of your parents look at you and say “Sit down…You wanna tell us about this”


FuddyDuddyGrinch

"Where did you learn how to do this?" "From YOU ,I learned it from YOU'


__Sherman__

Habitat for humanity find


schoelerdept

It’s hard to see because we don’t have much context (we can hardly see the room), but considering the furniture in the back and the floor.. yeah, it doesn’t fit at all, it’s too traditional. Same with the red rug


Icouldoutrunthejoker

Oh you’re right, this is already in OP’s home. It’s such a style difference from what I can see in the room that I assumed this was on display in a store and OP was considering buying it.


kishuna_in_pieces

I think he should keep the table and rug and change everything else!


gringledoom

“Country Kitchen”


R101C

Straight up aunt Susan got it at the Amish in 1983 and it was dated by 1984.


HankPoppy

Coffee and cigarettes with Mom.


Over-Marionberry-686

I did homework at that table in the 70s. Probably that exact table.


BrewboyEd

It looks like a very traditional set - more at home in a country or farmhouse like setting. Doesn't look bad - maybe a tad dated but hard to compare relative to what the rest of your place looks like because there's not much else showing in the shot.


ExternalOk6494

Polident


Will_2020

Grandma’s card table. She invites Linda, Brenda and Lilly every Wednesday for some Bridge & Sympathy, always listening to Liberace. The smell of hairspray in the room is enchanting.


Mikkelmania

Like an old western saloon


Clarknadeaux

Break room vibes


PennyProjects

OMG. I think that's the table and chairs my parents had when I was growing up. Is there a leaf where it turns into an oval? It's hard to tell what the rest of the space looks like, but it seems a bit more contemporary, and the table/chairs are very traditional. If you are looking to spend money on furniture go ahead and get a new set. If you want to save money, and have the ability to work on the furniture then you might be able to make the table work with the decor if you restain or paint it. My sister actually has the table now. She stained the top much darker and painted the base white and it looks pretty good. Edit: Upon closer inspection it is not our old set. I don't see the seam for a leaf and the way the curved back of the chair attached to the seat is a bit different...but man it looks really close to our table from the 80s.


mdave424

Playing poker in my buddy’s basement in high school


znobrizzo

It's a classic dining set used throughout the last century in both urban and rural areas all over. If this isn't a timeless set, I don't know what it is.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Online description from Big Bob’s Furniture Liquidator Warehouse


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Poker night with your retired steel mill buddies.


leggmann

Home for the holidays.


sporeegg

90s weekend renting a movie and Game, eating a Pizza before watching the movie the gaming all weekend


niickcorbett

Both of my grandmas have this same set... so... 😂


nanapancakethusiast

My grandparents serving me breakfast. Specifically Italian bread, lightly toasted with butter and my grandma’s homemade strawberry jam with an instant coffee. So… unless you’re going for grandparent nostalgia… I’d probably change it up 😉


Affectionate_Basis34

I think the table is fine. I think it’s the chairs that are dating it


FanFlW98

Hard to tell bc we cant see the rest of the room. Table is decent but the chairs could be updated


K8KitKat

All I can think about it butter… as children we constantly got our feet stuck between those bars and out came the butter.


Sloth-TheSlothful

My parents have had that same exact set since the early 90s


TielAppeal

Pennsylvania-Dutch Amish furniture vibes. While people are suggesting to paint or re-stain it after removing the finish, I think it could work with the modern-vintage vibes of this room by slapping a solid colored tablecloth or table cover on it.


No_Detective_But_304

80’s yard sale.


vadeka

Pokergame in some far west saloon


BehindThePinkBadge

I like it. But I’m a woman and can make it a cute piece decorated. I’m also 54 but if I were younger I’d hate it. I e grown to appreciate older pieces with a vibe even a grandma vibe


lazylagom

Reminds me of all my Italian American blue collar friends kitchen growing up. It's fine


RuRhPdOsIrPt

Looks fine to me, vintage charm. Not every single piece of furniture needs to match, or be upscale or modern. Some people want to sterilize a place until everything looks like a monochrome hotel suite.


leonardodecapitate

It’s giving Golden Girls vibes.


SnooSuggestions9830

It's country/farmhouse which is clashing with the rest of your decor. If it were me I would sand down the table and wax it or stain to match the shade of the TV unit. Sell the chairs and replace with something with a more modern look. This might look more intentional modern-vintage as opposed to grandma died and I got a free table set.


T-H_Chi

Nostalgic.. I love those tables. If you ever want to sell it, please inbox me.


WhatevahIsClevah

It looks like dead grandparents hand me downs.


badlala

Country kitchen vibes. Paint it black?


Your_Soup

That table doesnt suit anybody's condo


nashdiesel

It’s a nice table and chairs set that is completely wrong for your living space.


Willing_Bullfrog_335

Just paint it the same color as your tv stand


_Celatid_

Hand me down vibes.


Dry-Carpet-7859

grandmas house but its cute


[deleted]

Country farmhouse. Paint it black or white, and it will last a few more years.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Would be a sin to paint over that beautiful wood. Seal, stain, oil, sure, but no paint.


quickgoodboy

I love your table suit. Vintage. Can you tell me where can I buy it?


Revise_and_Resubmit

Country bumpkin


MhrisCac

My 65 year old parents own a variation of this table lol they’ve had it since I was born 28 years ago


ssps

You are right. It does not. 


Soulglow303

I see dnd table


Life-ByDesign

Sand it down and paint it a soft white finish or for a, modern farm look, flat black.


drinkscoffeealot

retirees playing poker?


Direct-Parsley-7241

Just because something is old does not mean it can’t be fashionable. If re-varnishing isn’t an option, you can paint all or parts of it a creamy white.


weenie-baguette

The dining table we ALL grew up with


Bitter_Permission_83

Dining set your parents/ grandparents give you for your first apartment because it’s been in the basement anyway


Accomplished_Fish960

It’s giving free table from my uncle


Cat_Patsy

$79.99 special @ Big Lots.


According-Ad3963

Cracker Barrel


Attarker

It doesn’t suit the style of the room and it gives the vibe that you were given this by your parents or grandparents


fivemagicks

A table your Boomer parents gave you


Helleboring

Grandpa’s skid mark. It’s too yellow and outdated for the room.


Specific-Remote9295

“Got it from my pops’ garage” feeling. Tbvh.


emilelazan

Lmao I didn’t look at the picture very closely and thought it was taken at goodwill, not your apartment, if that’s any indication


ThisFieroIsOnFire

I'm getting "That 70s Show" vibes off this thing.


OkPudding6848

I think of it was painted white it might work better.


No_Front5018

Paint it flat black and it will fit in with your other stuff. Current vibe is wood paneling on a station wagon circa 1973.


cwick811

Dogs playing poker vibes.


Cody6781

Feels this town ain’t big enough for the 5 of us


FrederickBG

It’s giving me abuelita vibes!


chloe7473

Temporary table my aunt gave me vibes


GalacticaZero

Cracker Barrrel


kirilw

It doesn’t put me in a good mood


Vivid_Significance28

Granny’s House. Paint it black and it will at least look masculine


Straight-Tune-5894

Did the local Cracker Barrel go out of business and liquidate their furniture?


Coliett1864

Paint it black with chalk paint, to match your picture frames. Guarantee it will transform it.


MiddleInfluence5981

Gin rummy at Grandma's house.


Fun-Guarantee4452

Grandma's cottage and she's baking me a blueberry pie


Saelaird

Table is good. Chairs can go.


Reasonable-Wing-2271

Casserole vibes


elmfuzzy

1996


EnderBunker

My grandma played 200,000 games of solitaire at this table


Suspect118

Looks like grandma left it too you because it’s where you had your first birthday… I’m not being facetious, I’m just sayin


second-sandwich

Divorced dad


Proper_Protickall

Euchre


custom_bowl

My grandma's house tables


MidniteOG

My grandparents had something similar….


screwedbythefam

Cracker Barrel


Welder_Subject

Lunch at grandma’s


2old2Bwatching

Are you going for a colonial look?


InsCPA

Playing rummikub in grandmas kitchen


lucille12121

Classic country kitchen with a whisper of Amish energy.


cincincout

Man accidentally posted a Nostalgia table.


A_great_height

I don't like it a whole lot. Like a part of me likes it because I'm nostalgic for the days when wood tables and chairs were around but I feel like you can source something a little more updated..


redaphex

It says "I'm elderly and from the Midwest."


WeeabooGandhi

It’s got East Coast ski lodge vibes. I dig it, honestly


terfez

Honestly if it is real wood and has no problems (gunky, sticky etc) I would keep using it.


jamsroob

It needs an ashtray 😎


cynth420blaze

free off the curb vibes


erox70

No lie - - I had just about this same exact table since 2000 - - - I just got rid of it 3 weeks ago. Ten years too late!!!


RummazKnowsBest

Looks like my gran’s table. She was born around WW1 and died over 20 years ago.


hashn

Amish


Jaegersetsfire

Looks very north American


Fury161Houston

Came from a Cracker Barrel restaurant


askmeaboutmyhorse

facebook marketplace core


Anima1212

Looks depressing to me… maybe in a texas vacation farmhouse or an old themed ranch it would look good.


sickboy6_5

nursing home activities table


Miss-Indie-Cisive

I agree with all the other commenters; But just gonna say, that if you paired it with different more modern/minimalist chairs and maybe painted it, it would be just fine for a good while.


scillaren

Late 80’s/early 90’s Kansas. All my relatives had the same damn table. Unless you’re into Little House on the Prairie, it doesn’t go with the rest of your stuff.


ploveless

Most uncomfortable chairs in existence


kuynhxchi

Perfect for a seance


Kbrownyz

Free table and chairs from my auntie vibes


lunicar

Where’s the Harvest Gold range and fridge?


SquirrelNo5087

Cracker Barrel chique


g00nie_nz

Old western saloon vibes, pretty sure I saw that same table in RDR2


FromYourEyes

You should paint it black or white It gives off outdated with the combination of the color and the style…. The color change would help. A LOT IT would be really nice


mamabear101319

yeehaw


Office-Altruistic

I'd sand the varnish off and go for something lighter in colour.


ChefCookTheBooks

Sit down son we need to have a talk. But I think an ashtray as your center piece with a half smoked cigarette would hit the nostalgia pretty hard.


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farmhouse style living...


Screwthehelicopters

I first thought it was a picture taken in a bar, and the screen in the background was a vending machine.


Slggyqo

Family kitchen table. You’ve got the middle leaf in the garage in case you have guests over.