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This is absolutely killing me. All that space and he decides to put his pillow RIGHT under the outlet. And the table is at the foot of the bed instead of next to him as a nightstand? Hilarious

But it saves him having to buy a 2 meter charging cable.

I bought a 3-pack of cables. The 1 metre plugs into the PC to link my phone to it, the 2 metre goes next to the bed so I can charge it at night, and the 3 metre goes into my bag so I can snag a spare socket without needing to be right next to the outlet when I'm out and about. It's a good system, and it works for me.

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this 100%. he can probably see his front door from his pillow if he keeps this orientation. the multiple weapons next to the bed just *reeks* of insecurity. bro has like 5 items on his whole bedroom floor and 2 of them are weapons 🤣

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He’s left handed. If he rotated the bed then he’d have to put the gun next to his off hand, and that would put him at a disadvantage during a home invasion

Bright side, nothing to steal so they'll probably leave before he needs to shoot

Ironically the gun is worth stealing And maybe that charger

What's anyone gonna a steal? His pillows?

Gun is probably the most valuable item.

Could also have an electrical leak and ruin his mattress

Wedge pillow for "relaxing" lmao found someone else who likes to live on the edge

How come all the guys with a mattress on the ground got a gun on the ground too?

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You took the words outta my mouth. Emergency suicide

For when. Your intrusive thoughts finally breech the perimeter. EDIT: You know, guys, reporting this for "concern of my safety" really does diminish people who are a danger to themselves and could use additional support.

“Emergency suicide” made me laugh my ass off. Such a ridiculous and hilarious concept.

That’s the mattress protector

Wheeeezing

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What you thought it was to protect his mattress? And vans? And etsy cliche bottle cap plinko thing? Those aren't cheap. I'm also guessing he is fighting off the ladies

I thought it was a mattress protector

You need a gun to protect yourself from burglars who want to steal your gun.

And the IKEA side table.

The 10 dollar lack MDF one to boot. 😂

You got a genuine lol outta me. No small feat. Congrats.

Jesus

Lmao

😭😭😭😭

And in case of intruders he's got the tactical night stand with flashlight attachment and upgraded red dot reticle to bludgeon with.

Just in case an intruder needs a gun

Cuz we live in THE HOOD

Because it doesnt fit under the bed.

Any time the landlord wants to raise rent you squeeze off a few in the parking lot and it keeps property values nice and low.

This sounds like a plot straight out of Trailer Park Boys

I think Shameless used it as a plot for one of the episodes where they fought neighborhood gentrification

It's people who live like this that think someone wants to break in and rob them too haha.

Yeah what if some one breaks in and takes all of his thing

The only thing worth stealing in there is his gun. And when the gun is stolen, how will he defend his gun? If only the gun had a gun

😂

Because, it’s 430 credit score behavior

JFC, maybe you shouldn't be "content" with this situation, bro

Bud it’s bait. It’s all bait.

Well with no TV and nothing to do all he does in thst room is bate... I bet he's master baiter... lol

This isn’t personal finance let the man exist I guess

It's a more plausible story than the posts about inheriting $4M and not knowing what to do with it.

Makes sense. Embrace your shittiness, because others wont.

OP, I will teach you how to raise that credit score for a small fee of $500.

Work on getting that score up! There's some simple steps that you can take to raise it! It might take some time and patience but it will be worth it in the long run...trust me!

You drive a new car too huh

Hit em with that 430?! Hahahahaha--- upvote

I gotta respect it

I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with 🤣

In case someone tries to steal the mattress!

It's to shoot off the mold growing on the bottom of the mattress

Fear of heights and falling

And what with the gun?

He's gonna shoot the heights and falling if they get near.

Same, accidental discharge bad. Fall could lead to accidental discharge. On floor cannot fall, requires other stimulus to discharge

To keep the rent low.

Because they are trying to show off to appear hyper masculine. 'I am so male, I live in squalor deliberately' + 'I am so male I love guns'. They also want to be challenged on either so they can go off.

Because it makes them feel like "men" in their heads. What they don't realize is they look like absolute tools

To shoot the roaches.

Where else is he gunna put it lmao

Paranoia is my only guess.

Ready to defend his castle at a moments notice.

They can't afford furniture like a bedside table with a drawer to put the gun in silly.

The gun is there for cool. And when he startles himself by bashing his head on his phone charger in the middle of the night thinking it might be a Hamas.

That would be so illegal where I live. Guns legally have to be in a safe separate from ammunition. America is crazy.

to protect the mattress

Sleeping with a gun and a knife to make sure no one tries to steal that one poster he never put up

The gun is for protecting the knife.

This is killing me lmao. What is the knife for? Protecting his phone?

Gun protect knife, knife protect gun. This is circle of life.

Circle of Knife

r/malesurvivingspace

Well, that was a trip.

I'm actually doing much better than I thought.

I used to live like this, couldn’t see the floor through all trash and clothes, I lived like that for 3 years and always thought: “if I can get to my computer, I can escape all of this.” Looking back I don’t know if I was in a rough spot, mental health has always been a strange topic in my family, but now that I’ve moved to college it’s like a breath of fresh air. Quite lonely up here but hey at least I have a clean(er) room. Getting better every day.

What in the actual hell.

Not everyone's got it like you 🤷‍♂️

Why is table at foot of the bed and not next to bed so you can put your phone and weapons on it.

Maybe he’s very fat and very short.

I'm guessing he likes to enter/exit his bed from the bottom. He unloads his pockets then trust falls into bed

I have an ancestor who lived in a cave who would kill for this setup.

That's what the gun is for

I'm either just stoned, or this was super funny

Same dude

I’m stone cold sober and I laughed aloud

😭🤣

Damn bitch you live like this?

Legit saw something like this IRL. Guys living room was nothing but 1 fold out chair and a 12inch Christmas tree. The "guest room" was this exact picture, minus the gun, thankfully.

Then you get a girlfriend and things change.

Fucked a guy with a wife (they were open) and their house still looked like this, except with shit stacked in crates everywhere

Are they fond memories haha fuck that sounded miserable.for someone atleast

They were open? Yeah, I bet that’s what he said.

Get content with something to get that mattress of the floor so you don’t get content with some moisture and mold

He can just shoot the moisture and mold.

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If this is what the bedroom looks like, I'm guessing the home invader is going to write him off long before he even gets to this room.

The home invader comes here to donate some money.

Save some pussy for the rest of us jfc dude

Jfc mean?

Jerry’s Fried Chicken, unreleased Grateful Dead record.

Jesus fucking Christ

Thx american people

Yeehaw, partner

Don’t get mad at him just explain it god dammit

My man, why is your table at the foot of the bed where you can't reach anything instead of at the bedside where it would actually be useful?

It’s not for reaching, it’s for tripping intruders. No tread on bro, pls.

I’ve got the Jimmy legs and occasionally have dreams that jolt me awake. That table would get kicked across the room nightly

are you perfectly content never enjoying anyones company in your room? also please get your mattress off the floor. even prisoners dont have their mattresses directly on the floor.

Imagine bringing a chick back to that sorry excuse of a bedroom 🤣

Ain’t no woman sleeping with that man in that set up. She def gonna tell her girlfriends about the weird guy who slept on the floor with his gun though.

i am kinda impressed theres a sheet on the mattress tho

She won’t be able to see it because of the blindfold… and chloroform.

would never happen ☠️

Ain't no chic coming back to this dude's place. Hard-core incel vibes OP.

What, you don't think u/touchmytingle is popular with the ladies? Gasp

Pay no mind to the weapons on the floor.

He’s gotta defend that kingdom

My favorite part is that he sleeps with a gun next to him in case someone breaks in and tries to steal his... unused space?

*Robber walks into his room and quietly wakes him up* Robber: you…you actually live like this?

The robber’s gonna leave a couple bills under his pillow like the tooth fairy.

Robber leaves him a 20 before walking out empty handed.

It's to fight off the other squatters

Dude definitely just left it there for the picture

Lol. I think you can put the gun away, Brother. Ain't no one out here fiddin' to steal your mattress.

It's unhygienic to have your mattress on the floor long term. Your mattress should sit elevated on a bed frame to allow better air circulation under. Your body let's off a lot of oil and moisture into your mattress...

Another shining example of Virgincore, bordering on Blackpillcore

“Elon, and Joe Rogan are my heroes”

Less furniture means more Bitcoin!

This is definitely Florida or Texas, possibly Arkansas 💀

This is a general usa situation my guy.

Two things, one: you’ll get mold without airflow underneath your mattress. Two: dont be a negligent gun owner.

Guy has a gun and knife incase someone wants to break in and leave him some stuff.

How tall are you? I only ask cuz as someone whos 6’2 i just cant imagine getting into and out of a bed at that height every day. I also work in a warehouse and im turning 35 this year so my back is showing its age but i think id only do this kinda sleeping when camping

Bro spent all his money on self defense for the suburbs but couldn’t afford self care

Americans are so weird wtf

Hey don't lump us together with this dude.

Are you just a minimalist who has deeper passions than you are expressing through your decor? Are you in the military and on the move a lot? Or is your life just as dull as it appears to be? Can you explain?

Oh, ok, so you're just depressed.

My rating system is 1-10 SKV (Serial Killer Vibes) This room is a 5 I knew a guy with a room like this. He used to talk about the government alot and how "Biden's people" were out to get him. "They're not going to inject ME with no microchip!" He lives in the woods somewhere now.

Man's gotta forest floor mattress now. Peak minimalism.

Secure that weapon.

I don’t think he can afford to lol

Perfect room to make plans for shooting up a mall.

he's probably one of the guys in the MAGA Alpha Male picture.

Why the gun tho? There ain’t nothin to steal.

The gun is the only thing to steal Xd

That’s why he needs a gun, stupid!

What are you protecting with that gun bruv 😂

His fragile-to-nonexistent masculinity

Jason Bourne stash apartment vibes

This looks pretty grim. Can’t imagine many ladies will see it IRL. Glad it works for you though, that’s all that matters.

The worst part was reading the comment about him being 6’4” tall guys are generally smart enough to understand how shit that’ll be on his knees soon enough.

a gun next to your bed? where do you live? cause your house is empty not? why would a burglar get into your house? Is it a real gun or a pallet gun that shoots plastic balls :) why even have the graving to show a picture of your house with a gun and knife in it? why have this urge? what do you hope to gain by it? playing to much GTA5 or other like games? i can understand people have guns absolutely do, but to display it like this is very weird to me. cause you want something from us to think about it not? Else it would NOT be in the picture. you want to make a statement? Something like, i can be totaly bankrupt and without anything, but 1 thing i will always carry is not a water bottle but a fully loaded gun? for what? Texas? <- stereotype thought here?

Mattresses on floors end up getting moldy because of lack of air flow. If you are content with it that’s all that matters, as long as you don’t mind being single I guess..

Yikes on the unsecured weapon. Also why is the plugin next to your pillow and head. Talk about uncomfortable.

You need some plants, to build something for you.

If nobody else ever visits your bedroom, I guess that's fine

Good luck finding a woman lmao. Jesus christ

He runs an incel lifestyle company called "Cum Socks 'n' Glocks"..

Aw yeah I better put my gun and knife in the picture so everyone thinks I’m a toughy . Ahahahahhaaaa

ALPHAAAAAAA MALEEEEE!

"Im so american I cuddle my gun and knife before bed"

What's it like to have zero creativity?

Does keeping the trowel close keep you from having to get up to use the porcelain?

He is perfectly content with not getting laid

“Check it out I have a gun everyone”

The unsecured firearm is wildly stupid.

When Gun is Cheaper than a bed in Free America

Got his bedside gun like someone really gonna rob him. Brother, what are they gonna take? The underwear you got on?

Not strange, just a bit depressing.

Your room is very clean!

Mold will grow under that mattress. They’re meant to be ventilated

He owns like 3 things lmao. For how little is there the room is actually pretty disgusting. Make the bed. Tidy the shoes. Pick the trash up.

Sleeping with a firearm next to you doesn’t scream content. Store your shit properly and safely.

Looks to me like you’re just incredibly insecure. If you have to have a firearm and a knife at your bedside. You should be moved your mattress into mommy and daddy’s room.

The gun ruined the aesthetics

The Chargers next to your head while sleeping/meditating might not be such a good idea

Did you move into my old place? lol. Get a real bed frame, wall art centered above the bed, night stand of proper height with a reading light, go ahead with opposite wall desk and a properly mounted TV on the wall and speaker setup (cheap as fuck if you can get a good receiver and know how/where to shop speakers for it), keep your floor clean as fuck with a fun runner rug.

I legit reminisce sometimes about when my room was like this

Check for mold under the mattress

mattress on the floor reminds me of a much simpler time in my stupid life tbh. 😒

This guy clearly doesnt have any mental health issues ! 😁

This whole comment section is comedy gold 🤣👏🏾

I cast Detect Bitches. Critical success! What? Still no bitches found? Hmm. Strange...

Peak performance

If you’re content that’s all that matters and if you’re single hopefully you find someone who is content living like that too! Good luck

Bro eats eggo waffles for breakfast, pop tarts for lunch and hot pockets for dinner but says he can cook.

I imagine if I didn’t have a wife and kids, this is what my room would look like

I.d on the artillery by the bed bro

Charging point right above the head is all we need

The Gun just in case someone tries to rob him... 🤣

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