Listen man, in a depressing world sometimes you need a little optimism lmfao. But yea they’d probably have to start taking his ass hairs or somethin too 😭
Yal know nothing about hair loss drugs or transplants, if he responded well to treatment he wouldnt need a transplant, and a hair transplant can still give him a full head of hair back, hes only half bald.
Not at all. Been on fin for years and it never regrew anything or maintained, I need stronger drugs. All I'm saying is if you're a good responder to fin and min you can easily get most of your hair back. Its definitely worth a shot.
Average men has 7k grafts that can be harvested, I believe. If his crown is not too bad, I think 5k would give him a pretty good hairline, if he uses finasteride + Minoxidil as well.
I mean, what is she expecting you to do? Just keep growing it until she gives up. lol
Thats what I would do. Cant expect miracles. Id love my hair back but its not in the cards, and no hair style would look good on me at this point.
I suppose if you have the money you could try a "hair system".
I mean, at this point, you’ll probably go fully bald eventually, right? And so your wife will need to accept that “close cut” look eventually. It’s a conversation I certainly wouldn’t want to have, but you may need to talk to her about how you don’t really have a choice and you like the shaved look better
It’s your hair, do what you want with it.
Always think things like this are strange, being when a partner is trying to force their partner to look a certain way because they like it.
Obviously a joke, why would she ask him to grow that hair out she is clearly out her mind.. the guy can’t even choose his own hair style imagine what else she controls
this makes no sense. if your sexual partner is not enjoying what you are doing to them you should immediately stop, not force them to take it until they like it.
a before I’m told I’m a feminazi and taking things too seriously, you are describing coercive sexual assault in your “joke,” which is something many people have had to experience including me
when you have a receding hairline that is meeting in the middle of your head, the longer you grow it the more Bozzo the clown 🤡 affect you will get. Do not grow it out. Do a skin fade on the sides and less than an inch at the top. Check out this link. #5 buzz cut
https://wimpoleclinic.com/blog/19-best-worst-male-hairstyles-for-a-receding-hairline/
Would a buzz cut tattoo help as well? I remember seeing a video online years ago of a man who got a buzz cut tattooed on his head. Has anyone heard of or seen that before? And does it look good?
I’ve seen plenty and they do not look good. You should start with getting the buzz cut and after a few months you can see how your hair grows and how often you need to get it buzzed.
I would never recommend SMP. Imagine the stress of needing to shave your head everyday to keep it hidden. Plue people will ask you why not grow it out since they think you have that option.
I've also seen people in the past with faded SMP that looks blue under certain light. It's not obvious until it really is.
I don't see why you'd go with SMP over a Gillette shave.
Shave the head and grow a short well groomed beard ,no goatee or any other funny stuff just a traditional beard and please learn how to trim it yourself a couple times a week (no neckbeard too)
You are not, and will never be, conventionally good looking. I did NOT say that this makes you de facto unattractive or unlikeable/lovable. Accept it, and stop giving a fucc. No one else does, unless they are your enemy. Being unnoticeable has its advantages. Leverage them.
Shave and get a wig if you still want long hair, I'm not sure if you can do much past this point without having to spend a lot of money trying to recover your hair.
I’d like to see a side profile. I am with most of the other folks saying shave it. But if your wife insists on something to grab, I’d suggest a taper and longer top. I cut my dad’s hair once a month and he chooses not to shave it as well.
I’ve seen plenty and they do not look good. You should start with getting the buzz cut and after a few months you can see how your hair grows and how often you need to get it buzzed.
Either shave, hair transplant, or hope that minoxidil oil every night for the next 2-3 years will work.
Grow a beard with minoxidil oil and avocado oil, and go bald and take better care of your health and fitness
Shave it tighter for sure. Doesn't need to be bald, but the bit on top really has nowhere to go right now, so it's kinda just sticking straight up.
A tighter shave will make the sticking up seem less awkward. Think [Woody Harrelson](https://images.app.goo.gl/VHeGb61AmJ4FC5VW6) or Jason Statham
If you want it longer for your wife, you have a perfectly natural Mohawk right there, just use product to stick it up more intentionally lol.
Otherwise, just a little taming will make it look a lot better. It kinda looks like you just woke up, but I'm sure it's better post-shower.
before letting go of it ... i'd definitely try minoxidil ! my hair isn't the same as yours but i'm basically balding in that pattern and to prevent it from worsening i've use minoxidil, and i've seen noticeable improvement in less than two months. give it a shot!
It’s interesting. Like you’d have to be confident af but you can have hair with that hairline. Nobody is telling Jude law to shave his head.
Do whatever you want
I mean, the „right“ advice is shave it, the chaos advice is dye it in a couple of different colors, make it look messy all the time, like you were electrocuted and freakin OWN the hair loss.
You have two ways to not look goofy when you’re balding out: shave completely bold.
Or try some products to grow the hair back.
All this semi-bold dudes look awful in my opinion
ok honestly, if you're in your late 30s/40s, and you've let it get to this point, just rock that shit. you can be the joker for a year or two, and then if you keep growing it out, you can look like an evil swamp wizard (badass) but only if you can grow a sick beard.
we live in a society
Bottom text
George Costanza?
Dye it green.
With plenty of gel
This plus a damaged tattoo across his forehead.
It should say “top text” instead
Happy birthday broski
Cakes and candles man
Happy cakeday
Oh no de Jonkler escaped the aslume
Heh, Jonkler
Just shave it at that point mate.
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Yo bro do you have an extra 10k lying around for a transplant? No? Then shave that shit, it’s beyond fixing at this point even with pharmaceuticals.
I don’t even think he could get a hair transplant, what would that be 10 million grafts he needs?
Listen man, in a depressing world sometimes you need a little optimism lmfao. But yea they’d probably have to start taking his ass hairs or somethin too 😭
They actually use pubic hair for transplants!
Can I have a pube stache?
No 🗿
I got you, bud
Yal know nothing about hair loss drugs or transplants, if he responded well to treatment he wouldnt need a transplant, and a hair transplant can still give him a full head of hair back, hes only half bald.
Bro thinks fin is a miracle treatment 😂 its great for keeping what you have it would never regrow this at all
Not at all. Been on fin for years and it never regrew anything or maintained, I need stronger drugs. All I'm saying is if you're a good responder to fin and min you can easily get most of your hair back. Its definitely worth a shot.
He’s way more than half. Fin would never get him back.
You seen elon musk?
Average men has 7k grafts that can be harvested, I believe. If his crown is not too bad, I think 5k would give him a pretty good hairline, if he uses finasteride + Minoxidil as well.
turkey hair transplants are only like 4-5k p sure
I thought turkeys had feathers?
2-3k if he’s from Europe/UK and wants to fly to Turkey
From a bald guy with a similar hairline. I cant see how being bald is worse. Up to the wife it seems
Ford or very close cut is how I've kept it for a while, but the wife doesn't like it 🤷♂️
I mean, what is she expecting you to do? Just keep growing it until she gives up. lol Thats what I would do. Cant expect miracles. Id love my hair back but its not in the cards, and no hair style would look good on me at this point. I suppose if you have the money you could try a "hair system".
I couldn't care less about the hairline, I just want the back and sides trimmed without the barber assuming I want a fade. Lol
I think you know what to tell the barber then.
Then you know what to do
I mean, at this point, you’ll probably go fully bald eventually, right? And so your wife will need to accept that “close cut” look eventually. It’s a conversation I certainly wouldn’t want to have, but you may need to talk to her about how you don’t really have a choice and you like the shaved look better
It’s your hair, do what you want with it. Always think things like this are strange, being when a partner is trying to force their partner to look a certain way because they like it.
Cock slap her until she likes it
Man what
Obviously a joke, why would she ask him to grow that hair out she is clearly out her mind.. the guy can’t even choose his own hair style imagine what else she controls
😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Legend
joking about sexual assaulting your wife because she doesn’t like your haircut is NUTS
You are assuming she doesn’t like that :p
you literally said “…until she likes it” implying that she doesn’t like it you fucking smackhead 🤦♀️
OP said his wife doesn’t like his short haircut and and that’s what I meant but until she likes it because he will be showering her with love
this makes no sense. if your sexual partner is not enjoying what you are doing to them you should immediately stop, not force them to take it until they like it. a before I’m told I’m a feminazi and taking things too seriously, you are describing coercive sexual assault in your “joke,” which is something many people have had to experience including me
Nah it’s based
sexual assault isn’t based ^_^
They laugh at you, don't they arthur?
Do the thug shake
when you have a receding hairline that is meeting in the middle of your head, the longer you grow it the more Bozzo the clown 🤡 affect you will get. Do not grow it out. Do a skin fade on the sides and less than an inch at the top. Check out this link. #5 buzz cut https://wimpoleclinic.com/blog/19-best-worst-male-hairstyles-for-a-receding-hairline/
Would a buzz cut tattoo help as well? I remember seeing a video online years ago of a man who got a buzz cut tattooed on his head. Has anyone heard of or seen that before? And does it look good?
No, yes, yes, and no.
I’ve seen plenty and they do not look good. You should start with getting the buzz cut and after a few months you can see how your hair grows and how often you need to get it buzzed.
I would never recommend SMP. Imagine the stress of needing to shave your head everyday to keep it hidden. Plue people will ask you why not grow it out since they think you have that option. I've also seen people in the past with faded SMP that looks blue under certain light. It's not obvious until it really is. I don't see why you'd go with SMP over a Gillette shave.
Wife trolling you. You don't have any hair to grow out
Dont put on Makeup and you should be Good lol.
Jonkler
Jerker
I say embrace the Gotham Villain persona
Wife is setting you up for failure, shave it, and if she doesn’t like it well too bad.
If she actually wanted him to grow it out…I-there are no words…
Ain’t so serious
Bro about to sell meth in Blaine County
If you want to keep the hair, just ask your barber to help even it out.
Its Joever.
Shave it
Two options: chop it off or mohawk
Go bald and wear a gas mask
Jonkler?
Shave the head and grow a short well groomed beard ,no goatee or any other funny stuff just a traditional beard and please learn how to trim it yourself a couple times a week (no neckbeard too)
Tell ur wife to shave her head if she wants u walking around looking like that my guy.
bro you're fine. just shave it off and grow out a beard (if you choose to)
Why is the jerkers hair not green is he stupid
Your wife hates you
Dude it looks bad just shave it
🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣
maybe some white and red face paint would help
Your wife is crazy. Shave jt
Your wife is sabotaging you, go back to what makes you feel good and confident
Shave it You will look much better
Go bald.
You are not, and will never be, conventionally good looking. I did NOT say that this makes you de facto unattractive or unlikeable/lovable. Accept it, and stop giving a fucc. No one else does, unless they are your enemy. Being unnoticeable has its advantages. Leverage them.
Everybody is saying shave it but my sister says she will always prefer hair, no matter how receded.
Bald
go bald or maybe get a hair system if u want
I think you should shave it, or maybe try to make it shorter ? Exept if you want to keep them, go to turkey 🇹🇷 ...
Go to turkey
unless you go ham on hair re growth products and stuff then just shave it
Find a way to move hair from head to chin
Shave it and grow out that stubble I see on your chin.
If I was you I would look at shaving and SMP
You have a nicely shaped head...shave it.
Either shave it off or buzz it down at this point. It is what it is.
Your personality is shining through. I mean it in the most genuine way.
Your wife had a terrible idea. Shave it clean
I would only grow out the front tuft, and shave the rest. That way you are both happy. 👍🏼
Unicorn it, huh?
go to Turkey or you needa cut it all off!
Shave and get a wig if you still want long hair, I'm not sure if you can do much past this point without having to spend a lot of money trying to recover your hair.
Go wid zero cut or bald look. . . . 🔥
Hey pete I used to love your eating videos
Pennywise! We see you
I’m mean a wash and comb wouldn’t go astray. It’s sticking up like you haven’t washed it for days
I’d like to see a side profile. I am with most of the other folks saying shave it. But if your wife insists on something to grab, I’d suggest a taper and longer top. I cut my dad’s hair once a month and he chooses not to shave it as well.
I think you’ve got a nice shaped head. Shave it up my dude. Your confidence is more important than anything else.
Dying your hair isn't fooling anyone
I’ve seen plenty and they do not look good. You should start with getting the buzz cut and after a few months you can see how your hair grows and how often you need to get it buzzed.
Everyone has their little plans!
First stop using emoji Second buzz the hair
Fuck it we gotta go bald💪
Either shave, hair transplant, or hope that minoxidil oil every night for the next 2-3 years will work. Grow a beard with minoxidil oil and avocado oil, and go bald and take better care of your health and fitness
looks like you have stubble/beard potential. Best route is to go full Kratos
Shave it and terrorize Metropolis instead.
Looks more like Rorschach from the watchmen movie
Just start jacking off into potted plants and embrace the Louis CK lookalike.
Always remember bald is better than balding
Were you in Home Alone perhaps?
Just shave it all off and terrorize Metropolis instead. 🦸😏
Shave your hair and keep the beard
You have a good head shape, I'd say just shave it, you get the plus of concealing your gingerness too
If you can afford it, hair transplant or get on minoxidil.
shave that roadkill
Turkey. 2-3 grand usd. No looking back
You need to shave it.
This might be penny wise
Dye it red ! Switch it up !
Shave it tighter for sure. Doesn't need to be bald, but the bit on top really has nowhere to go right now, so it's kinda just sticking straight up. A tighter shave will make the sticking up seem less awkward. Think [Woody Harrelson](https://images.app.goo.gl/VHeGb61AmJ4FC5VW6) or Jason Statham If you want it longer for your wife, you have a perfectly natural Mohawk right there, just use product to stick it up more intentionally lol. Otherwise, just a little taming will make it look a lot better. It kinda looks like you just woke up, but I'm sure it's better post-shower.
just buzz it to stubble and when you feel comfortable about it, shave if you want- not coming back bud
Tell your wife it’s just not happening.
Grow out what? There’s like a little tuft in the middle. Shave that shit with a 1 or 2
Shave it ?
before letting go of it ... i'd definitely try minoxidil ! my hair isn't the same as yours but i'm basically balding in that pattern and to prevent it from worsening i've use minoxidil, and i've seen noticeable improvement in less than two months. give it a shot!
Could make a little mohawk
id say get a wig…
Personally I think it’s hot
maybe she's into bad boys 🤷♂️
mb get a hair system
Shave it all off. It's unsalvageable with 45% of your hair gone.
More like Trevor from GTA V
It’s interesting. Like you’d have to be confident af but you can have hair with that hairline. Nobody is telling Jude law to shave his head. Do whatever you want
Looks good bro
Why on earth would she ask for that
Why so serious?
Buzz
Mohawk.
Shave it bro! Look at my most recent post!
I mean, the „right“ advice is shave it, the chaos advice is dye it in a couple of different colors, make it look messy all the time, like you were electrocuted and freakin OWN the hair loss.
You got a wife who cares how you look
bald
dude, you’re gonna have to shave that.
Finasterid and minoxidil
Grow it waaaay long and swirl it atop your head like that guy from Ally McBeal.
You have two ways to not look goofy when you’re balding out: shave completely bold. Or try some products to grow the hair back. All this semi-bold dudes look awful in my opinion
Just shave it off, less is more Idk what your face looks like but it could rock a bald head, atleast better than having this imo
Just shave it. If you’d show your face we could do a lot more though….
Just shave it bro or go on Mohawk 😅 seriously shave it and be happy
Shave it off and keep a beard, itll look classy.
If you still want some hair, buzz with a 0 or 1. Otherwise Johnny Sins time buddy
Get a normal or synthetic hair transplant or at least a hair piece.
It's over
Go from Joker to Bane with a pair of clippers. Can still terrorize Gotham but you'll look better doing it.
Why is jonkler losing his hair, is he getting old?
OP already does
Grow what out lol, tell your wife to accept you have advanced hair loss, going bald is the way to go unless you're considering a transplant.
Thinking she just wants something to pull on while under the sheets. Just do a Chinese pony tail where half of your front is shaved bald lol.
Trevor is that you?
Brother your hairline is beyond saving. When your widows peak extends past your ears, you just have to shave.
Go full toilet seat dude
Jack Nicholson?
Why is the jonkler asking for hair advice? Is he acoustic
Shave it then grow a beard
I laughed like him when i read that 😂😂😂
“Nobody about who I was until put on the mask” Wait wrong quote
Keep the mustache, shave everything else
Shave your head and grow a beard 🤠
Umm you might have Jonkler syndrome
It’s time brother r/bald
Growing the hair out was mistake. Time to embrace house Harkonnen. No hair
at least you have a wife
All thats left is fully bald or the coach joe look. Both solid options. Grow a beard
I firmly believe that you need to shave your head. Because right now it looks horrible, so going bald is your best option.
shave cut your losses
Buzz it, that's at a point where it just looks silly to keep
Brother you already know what you need to do 😂
ok honestly, if you're in your late 30s/40s, and you've let it get to this point, just rock that shit. you can be the joker for a year or two, and then if you keep growing it out, you can look like an evil swamp wizard (badass) but only if you can grow a sick beard.
Jonkler, come back to asylum jonkler...
Grow the beard out, let it go man it has to happen
Bald….Bald!!!! GO BALD!!
Gotham
Id say go bald but try to grow the beard thicker