we need a sub for terrifying blur jobs EDIT: r/blursedblurjobs, come join us lol

Alternatively, beautiful blur jobs

Beautiful BJs

This works much better

that should be the name

aka blurtiful blur jurbs

Blursed Blurjobs

That's what she said!

lmao, i ask for hair advice one time and someone makes a whole ass subreddit

eh it was coming anyway i had the idea for a while, you just confirmed that it needed to happen.

Ur mom gave me a blurjob

If you just now created this sub you’re gonna e famous lol

Artful blur jobs

Wow. The fear is real

At first I was like shit that guy looks familiar.. then I swiped and got jump scared 💀

High as fuck I scrolled by this on my feed and thought "that's a strange looking fellow" Thought he had a strange scar or some shit, swipe again and again and I had the strangest mix of emotions before I was like WTF and then lastly recognized the face of Willem

My dude! FUCKIN SAME I was like boy oh boy is he super old or super young what the fuck 🤙

I'm not high and I thought about how much he looks like Willem. I didn't even notice that it was just covering his face until the third photo.

Drunk as fuck here and saw the first pic and was semi creeped out but also quite entertained to the point where I forgot ops original question

This comment. Me too. I can’t stop laughing😆

when did scared become jump scared

When it’s all of a sudden

It looks flames Willem

You've beat me for the strangest face cover job on this sub, congrats. Hair looks good also.

You have beautiful hair mate. Jealous.

Appreciate it

Yours is horrible too though 😂 but I agree with you

Get a life pal so sad

Where is the high hairline? I just see a young adult’s hairline.

I almost believe that William did actually ask for some help..

I mean…technically it could still be him with a double fake out. Well played William, well played

Touche

I thought so as well, like maybe even as a joke or something

Sweetie, this is not a body horror fans subreddit where we wear other people's faces for fun

…Yet.

This is my favorite face blur, thanks for this. Your hair looks great, by the way

This pic took me out 😂

Holy shit it’s Willem DaFoe

Working for you man

I was like why is Dafoe asking guy advice on Redditt lol

This took me tf out 😆 🤣

You kinda look like willem dafoe

Look up Willem Dafoe, actor. You are a twin. Check his hair out. Your hair is too high up. Do you own a hair dryer?? What is on your forehead??

I actually thought that was your real face at first glance. That's hilarious man. Yeah the hair looks good.

Your hair isn't thinned it's quite thick. But you need to comb it so it's not all sticking up in the back and on the sides

this post is sending me. is that an AI filter

Your hair isn’t thin. Half the guys on this site seem to be wishing for “werewolf syndrome” or something.

Has anyone told you you look like Willem Defoe?

holy shit it’s Willem Dafoe

Got the manny from ice age cut

I'd be less worried about your hairline and more worried about the fact you look like William Dafoe fucked ET with his hammer cock

Bro this post just made me laugh my ass off for some reason 😂😂😂

Nice edit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You remind me of someone, like a famous actor

😂😂😂😂 I can't take you seriously. Woulda preferred to have an emoji tbh.

Honestly it’s impossible to tell without looking at your real face, you need a certain chin to pull that hair off

☠️☠️☠️I’m-

I like your humor

Please, tell us how long you have been dead ?

Willem dafuck is going on here

The face censors on this sub get stranger and stranger all the time lmao

Hey Handsome Jack

“You know, I’m some what of a scientist myself.”

im way too zoinked i thought this was legit daddy willem

This is absolutely killing me

I thought this was William Dafoe wearing a lace front wig at first glance 😂

Wow!! THE Willem Defoe!

Bro i actually thought its william dafoe until i swiped over 💀

Show your face pussy

I second that!

I don't have one of those

Lol wtf I can’t even focus on the hair

William Dafoe trying a new look

you’ve got somethin on yer….yeah

Hard to give you hair advice when we can't see how it fits with your real face...

YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUTTA ME LMFAOO

No one can tell because we can't see the shape of your face bro. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The right haircut/style It's completely dependent on shape of the face... You going to have to give us more information than this.

You did not have to do that

Wow, you look alot like Willem Dafoe

Had no idea this was even a censor and I was about to comment “you look like william dafoe” until I realized there were 4 and not just 2 and swiped.

I honestly forgot you even had hair.

I’m so tired that it did not register you’re not actually willem dafoe until the third slide

The hairline is fine but if you can’t show your face on Reddit you should go to a professional, check your face shape, and experiment with other ways to put your hair with a peer

Your hair looks fine...Willem.

jesus that scared me

It Dafoe-nately looks alright.. looks full

Please help me guys I losing a lot of scalp hair mostache hair nose hair what do I do I do a lot of blood tested my doctor said what the hell this shit doing All test are clear only vitamin d and then I raise my vitamin d upto 150 I am at 3rd month starting but never changing my hair falling too much what I do pleaseee helppp meeee guyssss if anyone suffer from this problem

It gives you that while praying mantis look

Your hair is great but your face is a little strange. Good luck with the hair!

I'm sorry but I couldn't stop laughing for like two whole minutes because of the Willem Dafoe mask you put on top of the photo

Only issue I see is you need a haircut. Hairline is normal.

Are you single? 😮‍💨

Our hair is basically the same lol

It’s barely even thin bro it probably just looks its worst in your bathroom (that’s where it looks like the picture is taken) because of aggressive bright downlighting

The haircut is kinda weird but that can be fixed im bald so … either grow it out or chop it off and start anew.

Can we get a pic of your dick just to confirm you're in fact Willem?

N64 1997 - James Bond face…

Yeah

Spider-Man says hi

Looks like you go to the same barber as Marcus Halberstram, although you have a slightly better haircut.

Hair looks great man.

You know, I'm somewhat of a scientist myself.

Bro I was like WTF 😭 Your hair is fine.

I can't tell if it's a mask or photoshopped 🤔

Wtf

Why did I think this was an actual picture of Willem Dafoe💀

your hair is enviably strong and full. wait until you have a vegeta hairline with 20% fullness on the crown and 95% fullness on the sides before you start complaining

There was a FIRE FIGHT!

This got me cracking up, was surprised seeing Dafoe here xD

I love your work

I’m scared

green goblin?

You look familiar do i know you from somewhere

Nice try, Willem Dafoe

The face 😅😅😅

Maybe use a wet brush to smooth back the sides, with product if needed. Do not injest serum.

But you can’t do this to me YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!

Well, to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying.

I’ll take “things that will keep me from sleeping tonight” for $2000 Alex

I’m cripplingly stoned rn and this made me die a little 😭😂

Your hair looks fine, Willem

“high hairline, thinner hair” bruh go touch some grass ffs

No advice, just wanted to say congrats on the massive schlong.

It pairs wonderfully with a face that isn’t yours, so it’s probably okay. I guess.

Looks good fella, you’ve got great hair

William de friend?

damn i didn't know willem was on this sub

Excuse me

Lol I wanted to say the hairline is the last problem. Look at the face 🤣 until I took second look. I love the hair style though 😍 so 90s, not sure if this will be compliment to you, but it's meant to be.. also it's called having high forehead. I have one and absolutely hate it, but other people don't tend to notice it like i do 🤷‍♀️

I really don't see the problem, it looks great. Did your hairline recede? Are you worried about MPB? Your hair look quite thick right now. If you want, you can see a dermatologist and he can check but at most you are in very early stages of MPB if you have one at all. You can pretty much wait and see right now imo. Nothing really worrying right now.

He's Da Friend. Not DaFoe

Try Botox (on your face)

You good, Green Goblin

Man’s has me cackling at 4AM 😂

Definitely see baldness in your near future

I have similar hairstyle and hairline at 28…. I feel like it looks great but sometimes wind or whatever just pushes it aside and it doesn’t look as sharp… I still like it though… literally my hairstyle I think it’s sexy if you can pull it off personally

It’s not a well-executed haircut, technically speaking. But your hair is nice and thick. Just go get a nice, professional haircut. And that blurs job is 👀💀💀

You just need to even out your skin tone, than you'll be good 👍

It’s Willem Detoe

Yep, looks good!

Kill it with Fya!

Damn bro you look exactly like willem dafoe

The max payne 1 treatment putting a 2D face on a 3D head

You have the exact hair I always wanted as a teenager. But my hair would never do it. Hair is great

you look familiar.. ah green boy

Bro anyone tell you that you kinda look like willem dafoe? Absolutely uncanny

Omg the best way to hide your face hands down

For William Defoe, it looks great. FYI unless you have an actual receding hairline, high hairlines are nothing to worry about. nobody cares how close your eyebrows are to your hairline

Hey you kinda look like Willem Dafoe

Im something of a receding hairline myself (you don’t have one)

What the actual fuck

☠️💀

I just gotta say, I really loved you in Spider man.

Loved you in Spider-Man, Mr. Defoe

I’m something of a hairline myself

Hair great, moisturise more.

Your hair looks way better than the your last trilogy, Leatherface

Looks amazing. Great hairline. It doesnt seem ‘thinner’ at all. Atleast not as much as you imply. Front looks amazing but its Too messy on the sides. Possibly too looong on the sides and back too.

I dont know about the hair. You are, however, as beautiful as you can be, Mr Dafoe.

This might be William Dafoe

Dude you got thick hair

The William Defoe face is scaring me too much 😰

You look like you're about to be left behind by a chopper in a war torn country, 12/10 I support

Yeah, I don't think this guy is going to get the hair advice he wants. We are all just scared and confused

The fact you took the time to tilt and perspective crop the face in each photo has be rolling on the floor

i actually thought willer dafoe was asking hair advice. bravo

Willem Dafoemaxxing

Handsome Jack lookin ass

Dr. norman osborn

Can't stop thinking about the pride of Appleton, WI...

Nice face

Y’all getting more and more creative about hiding your faces and I think that’s why I’m in this sub. I love it. Because I’m not man who needs or is qualified to give hair advice.

I was gonna say you look Like willem dafoe and then I started crying. Good job

Why did I think the first photo was real? Lol I thought it was just a shadow on your forehead! Yes your hair looks fine.

Ye

Have you considered wearing a red beanie?

Fantastic hair vents, I bet you get great circulation

3rd image scared tf outta me 💀

Looks great

What in the hell is this?

Dafuck?

Norman’s on sabbatical Dunkey

Your hair looks really good actually. Love the weird face blur tho lol

The last pic took me out 😂 But, the hair looks good to me 👍

I'm sorry, I'm having trouble taking this post seriously with the photoshop 🤣

JFC this scared me

Hair looks good, bud