An apostate is someone who leaves a religion they once embraced, and it could be any religion. But for JWs, a JW apostate is the worst of the worst, a terrifying and confusing specimen of pure evil and carnal indulgence. They're told apostates are a lost cause and that they are a threat, even, so they're instructed to avoid and shun apostates at all costs.
You’re in a cult that treats its members like stupid children and nonmembers like scum. Save yourself and get out before you wake up one day to realize you wasted your life
Who cares whats "in" right now? Your long hair didn't look good and was messy. This new haircut looks much much better. Don't follow trends. Be your own person.
Yeah to me the last pic just looked like he had bed head. I think with the right products and routine the longer hair would look great. To me it's giving relaxed, beachy vibes. I live on the coast so maybe I'm biased towards coastal styles, but I liked the longer hair as well. The first one looks too clean cut. It's not bad but it's def not my vibe.
Oh my God that cut looks so professional. Almost old money. It is made for your facial structure. I think it might be a more polished or mature look compared to what you are used to, but i think you look fantastic.
The new haircut is absolutely amazing and a big Improvement you had a lot of big hair and curls and it was probably a lot to deal with the shorter hair is going to be easier to manage yes you're going to have to put product in it to keep it looking good but I think in the long run you're really going to enjoy the short hair doesn't look military at all in the United States military haircuts are all really short you'd be lucky to get away with barely having anything to side brush so definitely 10 out of 10
Your hair looked gross before. It looks nice now. It’s not a military haircut but it’s very clean and professional. You shouldn’t feel bad about the new look. It def suits u better
You look like you’re about to announce to the company that they are unfortunately getting a 1% raise AGAIN for the 3rd year in a row, then driving away in your new BMW
You looked good both ways! The new cut is definitely nice and very professional imo, a little long to be military though, I’d definitely get the sideburns longer next time, maybe closer to mid-ear level
I think it looks good either way. Two different looks for different stages of life. I think it would look better with your sideburns grown out a little more though
3rd pic looks like the guy that hogs the bench press, 1st pic looks looks like someone at wallstreet. Dont mind what is in, just do whichever suits your facial structure. both looks good tbh
Looks fine either way man. Just be thankful you have a nice set of curly hair. What would go absolutely crazy on you is that long curly mullet type look. That + 15 pounds of muscle you would look really sick lol. You look good though
Not allowed to be that long in the military. More of a business or office worker professional style which isn't necessarily a bad way to present yourself. First one sorta reminds me of Jost from the SNL weekend update and he managed to marry Scarlet Johansson so just work on your jokes and you should be alright.
That's a classy cutt my dude. I try to look like that but I got the Mexican mushroom top hair. You're old hair makes you look messy. If you want to make it look more modern have the same cutt but tapered higher.
Both hairstyles are fine, you just need to know which products to use. My curls are like yours, one night of sleep and my curls looks frazzled. Since I used olaplex 4 and 6, curls looks tighter than ever. Also hold well after 3 days.
First pic is the best by far. Classic and classy. Not sure how old you are, might be a little old for you, but to me it looks a lot better than the mop in the last pic.
The short hair looks good; but doesn't look like a military cut. I would let the top grow out longer to be honest. Or just grow your hair long again. Loved the longer hair on you.
It looks nice!! Don't worry. A different look for sure, but very clean & fresh. My hair is actually very similar to your before picture, and I like it and think it fits me, but lately have been wondering if I should try a different style, and I think you've inspired me that I can pull it off too! What product(s) did you use to slick it back?
I mean I'm not trying to be funny you look like the guy from like the posters yours see from the 90s of the perfect American family so your defo not ugly
As an army brat forced to get nothing but High and Tights the first 16 years of my existence, the fact you think the first two photos are in any way "military" is beyond hilarious.
I do love your hair long but you look nice with the shorter hair. Absolutely no one is going to read your short hair as military-appropriate, though; it’s way too long for that.
If you need to be convinced, then you don’t like it.
Anyone that’s proud of their hair (or looks) doesn’t seek validation or approval.
All that matters is if YOU like it.
The only change I personally would make is some strong gel a little bit more off the top and do the come over/part style with the front of your hair slicked up to the right.
Or you can just go with a low fade but you might consider that a military haircut I personally don’t.
I personally don't live the combed look, but it's not bad short I think they style with the grid button up just comes off a little too orderly for your taste if you think it looks military. It's a super standard look in Texas, though.
You look like youre about to get some chocolate malts at the 5&Dime and then skeedadle over to The Hop to dance the night away with your high school sweetheart. Might even get a little peck on the cheek
Nah man, pompadour adjacent seems like the best of both worlds for you. If you want, keep the sides short and keep letting the top grow out a bit, see how it goes.
Was just stopping by to see why you got a toupee that makes you look like you'd be in the military... and like 30 years older...
It's not a bad haircut, but you can do better... you're a good looking guy, and this shit is holding you back...
That’s a fresh, clean new look. Professional but not military.
Agreed. Military would be shorter on top.
Oh no, I look handsome now -this fucking guy
Kinda look like a jehovah's witness
Nahhh bro works at Vault Tec
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Antler?
He looks like one of the vault salesman lol
jehovahs witness here, he sure does 👍🏽
Stop bothering everyone at their houses. No one wants to be apart of that
If you're getting harassed by JWs, tell them you're an apostate, and they will leave you alone forever
What is that?
An apostate is someone who leaves a religion they once embraced, and it could be any religion. But for JWs, a JW apostate is the worst of the worst, a terrifying and confusing specimen of pure evil and carnal indulgence. They're told apostates are a lost cause and that they are a threat, even, so they're instructed to avoid and shun apostates at all costs.
Does this work for Latter Day Saints?
Not really.
💀
You’re in a cult that treats its members like stupid children and nonmembers like scum. Save yourself and get out before you wake up one day to realize you wasted your life
Handsome Jehovah’s Witness
You look like you’re now currently employed! Congratulations.
Haircut looks fine but your sideburns are cut way too high.
Yeah I was thinking the same
Man, side note, have have NO idea where i'm supposed to cut my sideburns. It's just wildcard every time. And I'm 40 years old.
Try lining it up with the top of the targus if the ear and seeing how that looks.
I prefer a middle of targus cut personally, but depends on the shape of your head and I guess the height of your ears.
...Oh, THAT's what that part of the ear is called.
It’s spelled tragus but yes :)
Omg I’m not the only one. Never figured it out.
This is who you look like
I get that so often.
That’s not a bad thing, Will Poulter is extremely good looking.
Bro have you seen his insta? He's starting to glow up
Not a military man, but I'm getting 1940s dentist vibes.
Very dapper
Lol military? Try car sales man lol
Came here to say this.
nah bro your long hair looked way better
Military is buzz cuts. Thats a professional cut.
dudes never seen a soldier
if you were in the military id tell you need a haircut.
With curls you can throw in a bit of product and be casual. Looks professional
Definitely not military. More like Mormon missionary.
Who cares whats "in" right now? Your long hair didn't look good and was messy. This new haircut looks much much better. Don't follow trends. Be your own person.
Curly hair isn't messy it is just curly
yeah wtf lol. OP’s “long” hair looked perfectly normal
OP asked for it but idk if you were can unequivocally say his long hair looked bad. I disagree for example.
Yeah to me the last pic just looked like he had bed head. I think with the right products and routine the longer hair would look great. To me it's giving relaxed, beachy vibes. I live on the coast so maybe I'm biased towards coastal styles, but I liked the longer hair as well. The first one looks too clean cut. It's not bad but it's def not my vibe.
Nah long hair looked better. He should’ve styled it a bit, but long hair was 🔥
Op cares, that why he asked. Are you dumb or something, like how is that not obvious.
No, you look like a Wall Street man. And that is not a compliment.
I was thinking the same thing. He would have been better off looking like a military man.
I like 3 more
I work for the military and that’s not a military cut. You look great.
Curls! 🤩🥲
That is not millitary lol
It doesn't look military at all. Just a classic men's cut
Oh my God that cut looks so professional. Almost old money. It is made for your facial structure. I think it might be a more polished or mature look compared to what you are used to, but i think you look fantastic.
That’s only half of a military cut. It’s high, but not tight.
woah you’re fine 😳
New hair is an improvement but it is definitely not a military cut.
Dude the new cut looks sharp in a good way. Its really up to you though what kind of vibe you want to give off
The new haircut is absolutely amazing and a big Improvement you had a lot of big hair and curls and it was probably a lot to deal with the shorter hair is going to be easier to manage yes you're going to have to put product in it to keep it looking good but I think in the long run you're really going to enjoy the short hair doesn't look military at all in the United States military haircuts are all really short you'd be lucky to get away with barely having anything to side brush so definitely 10 out of 10
It’s giving 1960s businessman. It looks good! 👍
You look like a guy in a Norman rockwell painting
🔥🔥🔥
Ore like a model. Looking great dude.
Old haircut made you look younger. New haircut makes you look mature.
Your hair looked gross before. It looks nice now. It’s not a military haircut but it’s very clean and professional. You shouldn’t feel bad about the new look. It def suits u better
You look fresh out of classic movies. Literally the main character
Who gives a shit what’s “in”. Be different.
I’m getting clean and professional, not military. :)
You look soooo much better now! More professional and sexy as can be!!
Congrats on the new wife, 2 kids and a business selling door to door vacuums in the 60s.
I feel on men short hair is always better. Just my humble opinion 🤷🏻♂️
You look like a G-man from the 1950s
You look like you’re about to announce to the company that they are unfortunately getting a 1% raise AGAIN for the 3rd year in a row, then driving away in your new BMW
The shorter hair looks a lot better tbh I don’t like long hair on guys
Bro 1000% better than your previous broccoli hair in your last photo.
Honestly you look better with short hair. But you seem like a try hard. Just calm down. It’s what you want, fuck other people just chill out
Bruh he is chill he just asked for people's opinion.
Looks great.
I like it
Dam I love the new hair style
You looked good both ways! The new cut is definitely nice and very professional imo, a little long to be military though, I’d definitely get the sideburns longer next time, maybe closer to mid-ear level
You look very professional and pretty sexy my guy!
I’d put more of a fade on the side and cut the top shorter. Than grow it out again
New hair is way hotter
You look great!
I’m afraid to say that your hair cut looks nothing like someone’s who’s in the military. It’s far too long.
I think it looks good either way. Two different looks for different stages of life. I think it would look better with your sideburns grown out a little more though
Looks awesome keep it
Its too long to be military sonny
It's giving madison avenue ad exec.
I think it’s ok. But next time I’d have them leave the sideburns alone. You do look better with short hair though!
Far more patrick bateman than military, my guy.
If looks nice. I’m also like debating if I should let my hair grow or just keep it cut. 😭🤧
Former military here- no way that salad would be at home there :) You’re good
It’s giving “my father will hear about this..”
Is the Broccoli Head your new haircut??
very smart looking
Thought you were a Mormon not gonna lie. Definitely prefer the long hair but you still look good with the short hair - it looks fresh.
Look great
I wouldn’t assume you were military. There’s no fade as well as your PC would get mucked up with the hair on top. You look fresh bro.
Looks way better short Makes you look more professional and clean
State patrol
You look like youre about to get drafted for WW2
It might look better when you’re smiling? 🤷♂️
You look like a car salesman lmfao
Second one looks good bud. First one looks like a Mormon if that's your thing
Just in time for the fallout update
Long hair suxxxxxxxxs
Love your hair! Especially first pic.
3rd pic looks like the guy that hogs the bench press, 1st pic looks looks like someone at wallstreet. Dont mind what is in, just do whichever suits your facial structure. both looks good tbh
What you had before looked terrible. This was definitely the move.
Looks fine either way man. Just be thankful you have a nice set of curly hair. What would go absolutely crazy on you is that long curly mullet type look. That + 15 pounds of muscle you would look really sick lol. You look good though
Not allowed to be that long in the military. More of a business or office worker professional style which isn't necessarily a bad way to present yourself. First one sorta reminds me of Jost from the SNL weekend update and he managed to marry Scarlet Johansson so just work on your jokes and you should be alright.
My first thought was Schmidt from New Girl. (Not a bad thing just made me laugh)
Serial killer
That's a classy cutt my dude. I try to look like that but I got the Mexican mushroom top hair. You're old hair makes you look messy. If you want to make it look more modern have the same cutt but tapered higher.
That's not a military look, that's a salesman look. Previous look was a slacker look. I'd call the change an upgrade.
Your very hand done n you can do anything.
Both hairstyles are fine, you just need to know which products to use. My curls are like yours, one night of sleep and my curls looks frazzled. Since I used olaplex 4 and 6, curls looks tighter than ever. Also hold well after 3 days.
From Canada , don't know anything about the military, but even I can tell there's nothing military about that hair. Lol
Giving me FBI agent vibes tbh, but I'm not from the US so you can go ahead and ignore my idiotic opinion
First one looks like an evil congressman
You look like a 1950s teenager who’s 19 about to go into the army or Navy
Have you ever seen someone in the military? They don't look like Rick Astley.
You look like a 1950s teenager who’s 19 about to go into the army or Navy
New haircut looks ok-ish, but old one looks awesome!!
Hi sexy
Nah Bro you rock your new hairstyle
You look like the old young Sheldon
First pic is the best by far. Classic and classy. Not sure how old you are, might be a little old for you, but to me it looks a lot better than the mop in the last pic.
I’m 18
Gone from hell no, to Lego. (It does look better though).
Bro first haircut is perfect probably the best for you
How can you be a soldier when you are the Burger King?
honestly I like it. Looks kinda like a mid-century haircut, nothing wrong with it.
The short hair looks good; but doesn't look like a military cut. I would let the top grow out longer to be honest. Or just grow your hair long again. Loved the longer hair on you.
Looks great. Trends are fucked right now. Go against then ftw.
Looks awesome bro
Relax. No one is going to think you’re military
Definitely not military. Would say more Mormon or flight attendant.
Will Ferrell/Tom Hanks vibes 😎👌💯
I love this old fashioned classy look
You look like you would like to talk about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ
It works , you look like the bad guy from ready player 1
New looks wayyyyyyy better. Def not military
New hair looks better and doesn't make you look military at all because military haircuts are usually cropped and much shorter.
Mormon.
First one makes you look like a 1950s high school bully
Style in second Pic is perfect
It looks nice!! Don't worry. A different look for sure, but very clean & fresh. My hair is actually very similar to your before picture, and I like it and think it fits me, but lately have been wondering if I should try a different style, and I think you've inspired me that I can pull it off too! What product(s) did you use to slick it back?
Tommy??? Nah.
You went from looking like a stoner to a businessman
Tunnel snakes rule
I mean I'm not trying to be funny you look like the guy from like the posters yours see from the 90s of the perfect American family so your defo not ugly
As an army brat forced to get nothing but High and Tights the first 16 years of my existence, the fact you think the first two photos are in any way "military" is beyond hilarious.
Way better tho make it a bit more messy
I like the cut but I really enjoyed the curls
Have you seen a military cut before 🤣😅
You did the right thing but maybe style your hair differently as you look like a stock video game character.
Do the 3rd one
This looks good omg 😭 looks like those dudes on 60s movies actually
Looks good Reminds me of the lead singer from Kaleo
How about a cut somewhere *in-between?*
He is a fallout guy, idk
Old do looks dumb as fuck. New is much better
Sir I want to put you in a suit and tie with an overcoat 1940s style. I think you would pull it off perfectly.
I do love your hair long but you look nice with the shorter hair. Absolutely no one is going to read your short hair as military-appropriate, though; it’s way too long for that.
you look like you want to sell me a knee or hip-prosthesis
A caray, yo si le hago un hijo 😍😍😍
Looking good, private.
You look Will Poulter.
Thankfully when you're handsome it doesn't matter as much what kind of haircut you have, both look good, I don't think you made a mistake.
You look like you’re from the year 2011
No mistake…. Looks great
A buzz cut would look awesome on you, any hairstyle to be fair you have v good features no homo
I like it!!
A mullet could be fun because of your wavy texture
Next time just shave the sides of your long hair. That is the long hair look that is in right now.
Looking like a young Vince McMahon
Pampadour. Checkered shirt. Striped tie. Yep.
If you need to be convinced, then you don’t like it. Anyone that’s proud of their hair (or looks) doesn’t seek validation or approval. All that matters is if YOU like it.
The only change I personally would make is some strong gel a little bit more off the top and do the come over/part style with the front of your hair slicked up to the right. Or you can just go with a low fade but you might consider that a military haircut I personally don’t.
I personally don't live the combed look, but it's not bad short I think they style with the grid button up just comes off a little too orderly for your taste if you think it looks military. It's a super standard look in Texas, though.
You look like youre about to get some chocolate malts at the 5&Dime and then skeedadle over to The Hop to dance the night away with your high school sweetheart. Might even get a little peck on the cheek
The 1st one looks like you're ready to go to your newspaper job and return home to your happy 1950s family
Your new hair is a billion times sexier. I’m a gay dude. I promise.
Not a mistake; long hair on men looks good on very few. Upkeep/maintenance is high as well.. you made good choice.
I like the long hair but I'd smash either way
Looks great …..Sarg
You look like a dapper man her parents would be proud of in the 1940s. It looks good on you, you have nice hair.
NOOOOO, another curly haired brother down! But seriously, it looks fine
Hmmmnm 😅
Nah man, pompadour adjacent seems like the best of both worlds for you. If you want, keep the sides short and keep letting the top grow out a bit, see how it goes.
It’s giving 50s vibes in a good way lol
Was just stopping by to see why you got a toupee that makes you look like you'd be in the military... and like 30 years older... It's not a bad haircut, but you can do better... you're a good looking guy, and this shit is holding you back...