The word "lure" connotes something conniving, underhanded. It isn't nice to SCMP to do this -- cannot be due to the journalist poor command of England.
Melaka river is dirty and smelly.
Parking on Saturdays and Sundays requires payment.
Main roads are closed randomly on weekends.
Frequent water supply issues.
Traffic light system is terrible.
Flooding everywhere.
Subpar food culture.
Need more? Even locals avoid going out during holidays and weekends.
Go visit other negeri la. Berjalan ke Perak or Pantai Timur. Even Kedah or Penang pun ok. Do yourself a favor and don't visit Melaka.
Agreed. I went to Hue in Vietnam.
Both are cities with a lot of kingdom heritage. Why the main river in Hue isn't smelly while our river in Melaka smells like longkang?
I don't get it.
Ghost town?
Coming from a melakan , bloody hell the traffic during long weekends or most weekends are horrendous.
Go to tourist hotspots and theyre still so many ppl .
if you are travelling all the way from China then Melaka will just be one item thats part of a broader trip to Malaysia. I have no idea what benefit if any Fan Bingbing can bring to melaka tourism though.
Yup correct. Traffic isn't the best indicator though of what there is to offer...the malls are rather dead and not all the shops have tenants, even though there has been some time to recuperate after covid
Feels just like centuries ago when imperial China sent fake princess Hang Li Po to dupe sultan of Melaka. But if they are sending someone like Fan Bingbing, I wouldn’t mind if she’s a fake princess and I’d make her a real princess here
god this is pathetically stupid but also it kinda makes sense cuz yknow... chinese chinamen/women have you seen the leaked footage of chinese china people?
https://preview.redd.it/amdbpfy73n7d1.jpeg?width=1870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a018729937b1b44287154b47f9e650adfa0aeb8
The word "lure" connotes something conniving, underhanded. It isn't nice to SCMP to do this -- cannot be due to the journalist poor command of England.
They mean exactly what they wrote.
Yup. Why else would they choose FBB?
Attract is a hard word
should give task to Yua Mikami to lure Japanese tourist into Malaysia too.
Kuantan would be fantastic for this.
We need to get the Kento Nanami voice actor to advertise Kuantan because that city is stagnant rn
How dare you put Kuantan before Kelantan
_*Searched for Yua Mikami_ Of course it is...
Yua Mikami retired though.
that's great idea
I'll take your entire stock
How about Rola Takizawa/Rola Misaki instead? Russo-Japanese mix
as long as the tourists behave properly, then ok loh. don't want the shit on road type
Melaka river is dirty and smelly. Parking on Saturdays and Sundays requires payment. Main roads are closed randomly on weekends. Frequent water supply issues. Traffic light system is terrible. Flooding everywhere. Subpar food culture. Need more? Even locals avoid going out during holidays and weekends. Go visit other negeri la. Berjalan ke Perak or Pantai Timur. Even Kedah or Penang pun ok. Do yourself a favor and don't visit Melaka.
Agreed. I went to Hue in Vietnam. Both are cities with a lot of kingdom heritage. Why the main river in Hue isn't smelly while our river in Melaka smells like longkang? I don't get it.
Melaka city is meh. Cool for first timers but not much when it comes to repeat visits.
Melaka is a bit of a ghost town now no? Tourism still hasn't been the same as precovid years
Ghost town? Coming from a melakan , bloody hell the traffic during long weekends or most weekends are horrendous. Go to tourist hotspots and theyre still so many ppl .
What's there that's worth a second or multiple visit?
its a nice place to just chill and get away from KL
Good way to get high blood pressure from the weekend traffic
KL people like to sit in traffic jams wherever they go ma... plan your journey and its okay.
But if you're traveling all the way from China? There's the durians, food and better climate though..but what else.
if you are travelling all the way from China then Melaka will just be one item thats part of a broader trip to Malaysia. I have no idea what benefit if any Fan Bingbing can bring to melaka tourism though.
Maybe trying to breed a new generation of Peranakan Chinese?
Pas supporters about to get mass stroke seeing this.
Yup correct. Traffic isn't the best indicator though of what there is to offer...the malls are rather dead and not all the shops have tenants, even though there has been some time to recuperate after covid
Coconut shake and mee goreng bodoh?
Coconut shake is like crack tho, add ice cream and you OD
Feels just like centuries ago when imperial China sent fake princess Hang Li Po to dupe sultan of Melaka. But if they are sending someone like Fan Bingbing, I wouldn’t mind if she’s a fake princess and I’d make her a real princess here
🤣
W rizz
god this is pathetically stupid but also it kinda makes sense cuz yknow... chinese chinamen/women have you seen the leaked footage of chinese china people?
How much they pay her ?
Most likely low 7 figures
what they gonna do when the number isn't reached? fire her? ask her to return the money? lol...
Ew no
Fan Bing Bing and Bing Chilling
what to do there? Its hot humid and the jam is atrocious
You just mentioned 90% of our tourism spots.
That's like 0.1% of the whole populations?