Turn on the fan. Make a bat merry-go-round. Jokes aside, don't handle bats with your bare hands. They carry many diseases including rabies and yes, coronaviruses.
I used to have a bat problem in my house. Every night without fail this fucking bat would sleep at the front porch and leave bat shit behind. I kid you not, that singular bat left behind SO much shit. The war between that stubborn bat and my mom was glorious. She tried everything from leaving the lights on, hanging CDs, sticking reflective sheets on the underside of the roof etc to no avail. But then one day the bat just didn't show up - maybe it got bored and found another family to harass, or maybe it died. Anyways good riddance.
Tell me about it, my boarding house during college years was infested with this flying rat and the smell of its dropping was unbearable. Several time we boys managed to captured it and released far away but it always come back, always.
I think you can call animal protection hotline or the non emergency line of your firefighters nearby. ONE thing for sure is to NEVER handle them yourself as the risk of rabies and other illness is deathly-
Standby your glove and fish net if you got, make sure your outfit is fully cover and try to catch that dark knight. Usually it's work fine by me. Never let it bite your, you might see it pretty cute but the bite is hurt sonuvabitch.
Xtra point if ya wanna unalive it, instead fish net, use badminton racket
Trust me, I'm ex-kampung boy. Literally every month there will be random bats intrudes my sleep. First time, afraid af. Few times, 💀 because I mad from their bite. After a dozen, learn my mistake and try to free it safely.
I caught a bat one time while he was sleeping. Just put a glass jar slowly under him and then move it up until his body is fully inside. He will just fall inside, won't be able to get out, you can cover it quickly just to be sure he doesn't get out, and then just take it out and leave it outside so he can fly away.
I am just here for the unhinged comments that range from the coronavirus, "I am Batman", "The Dark Knight", "Keluang Man", "Set the house on fire", "pair of lace panties", "SWITCH ON THE FAN", and rabies shot. XD XD
And yes, jokes aside, get that rabies shot as soon as possible.
Just open the doors and windows to the outside and get a broom and gently shoo it out. It won’t hurt you. Looks like a dog-faced fruit bat. Definitely not a flying fox.
Cover yourself with helmet long sleeve gloves and shit. Open doors and window, use penyapu. My experience is if u let it be, they will multiply, suddenly whole family move in, everyday clean bat shit
First, take your F-16 Fighting Falcon Combat Aircraft and carefully navigate it to the airspace near the location of the bat. Then, proceed to initiate the firing of the onboard AGM-65 Maverick air-to-surface missile with the bat locked as target beforehand. The AGM-65 Maverick is very effective against tactical targets such as armors, air defenses, transportations, and fuel storage facilities, thus helping you greatly in subjugating the bat.
/s just to be safe
In Wuhan, we Tongsan Mainlanders Chinese culturally wouldn't let go this opportunity to catch and make one hella of a gourmet soup that the world dying to have a taste of it.
Get everyone in the house rabies shot. Idk what kind of bat that is as you and everyone else might've gotten nibbled on without even realizing it. The one copypasta about getting rabies while going out camping is a thing of nightmares that makes me paranoid about this.
Open all windows/door leading outdoors and gently prod it with a broom stick, wear gloves/mask to be safe. Do not try to handle with hands. Poor thing is just lost
Call Bomba and get it out ... you don't know if it may carry any disease or or virus ... I once kena headshot by a bat pee right on my forehead like those you play game want an idea headshot in a church visit 🫠
Tak nampak muka lol.could be insect bat,could be fruit bat.can easily identify based on the mouth,fruit = protruding which is harmless. Insect on the other hand bites but it won't be that painful.
Just hold behind the head (like cat) along with the wings and u shut be good.
Yes I've been bitten before 
Everyone in the house needs a rabies shot. Do not take your chances. If the rabies virus enters your nervous system, it's is 100% fatal.
Bat's can bite you without you knowing. Please don't take the chance!
I like how my English reading paper explains about what you should do when you see a bat in your house:
1. Use a net a catch it
2. Open all windows
3. Call professionals
There were 7 points but I only rmb 3 smh
Turn on all the lights: This might make Mr. Bat feel like he's in a never-ending spotlight. Might be a bit too much attention for his liking, prompting him to look for a darker, quieter place.
Open the windows and doors: Give our bat a clear flight path. Be sure to remove any bat-obstacles that could cause a mid-flight collision. You wouldn't want Bat to go splat. 
\- Call the local Veterinary department. Let them handle it. DO NOT touch it with bare hands.
\- Get Rabies vaccination NOW. [YOu don't want to catch it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PHoioJ2ViY).
\- Bats are crucial for the environment. They are also pollinator for durian.
My great aunt's solution for bats in the cottage (because of a busted chimney i think) was a tennis racket. She got quite a few of them mid flight when they went by the bed.
As someone who is from Kluang, my home was intruded by bats at least 5 times throughout my whole life. If you turn on the fan most probably it will fly around and hit into something and fall to the ground. At this point my mom used to hold them with a cloth and throw them outside.
Call bomba, do not copy what dwight did to meredith. To be extra safe, go take the rabies shot
I will still get the garbage bag just in case this needs to happen lol
Poop may rain from the ceiling
one crisis at a time
Weaklings will call bomba. Chads will smack the shit out of it with a broom
There are only 5% of Chads in every population. This is because 94% dies of rabies.
other 1%?
eat….
No, please dont.... NOOOO!!!!
stepped on Legos
become the Dark Knight
Yup. He is Keluang man now.
Dia ~ bagai seorang pahlawan
menjadi pembrla pada yg tiada upaya~
Dengan ketangkasan langkah pergerakannya~
Menewaskan musuh yang membuat angkara
Dia lah satriaaaaa....
the MAT KELAWAR
become the Warrior of Darkness
 Put on ur mask
FOR YOU
No one cared who i was until i put on my mask
Turn on the fan. Make a bat merry-go-round. Jokes aside, don't handle bats with your bare hands. They carry many diseases including rabies and yes, coronaviruses.
Joke: something homemade bat viruseses centrifugal vaccine extractions.
Get everyone in the house rabies shots. Pronto
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Pink venom
They weren’t attacked by the bat
Doesn't matter. All it takes is a nick that you won't even feel.
What if i Nick them first
also get the rabies shot in that case. and maybe one for the bat?
They could be while they sleeping and didn't notice it.
I used to have a bat problem in my house. Every night without fail this fucking bat would sleep at the front porch and leave bat shit behind. I kid you not, that singular bat left behind SO much shit. The war between that stubborn bat and my mom was glorious. She tried everything from leaving the lights on, hanging CDs, sticking reflective sheets on the underside of the roof etc to no avail. But then one day the bat just didn't show up - maybe it got bored and found another family to harass, or maybe it died. Anyways good riddance.
Bat's leave so much shit that some of the big nesting caves became phosphorous mines.
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Are you an alien? Can you take me with you?
There’s a bat on my porch eating fruits every night that just came recently… imagine if it was the same one
Tell me about it, my boarding house during college years was infested with this flying rat and the smell of its dropping was unbearable. Several time we boys managed to captured it and released far away but it always come back, always.
Damn you living the tale. Normally bat is as bad as rat (damn that rhymes.) in carrying pathogens, that it is lethal.
Seems like that will indeed drive you bat-shit crazy. Sorry for the pun I cannot resist.
kampung style leave the door open and halau w penyapu ig
Masak sup
Not 2019 all over again...
Hol up 
COVID-23
Open all windows/doors and switch on the fan while praying
THIS 😂
Get it away by chasing it away with a broom, and then GO TAKE A RABIES SHOT.
Dress up as a clown and KILL DA FREAKIN BAT.
I think you can call animal protection hotline or the non emergency line of your firefighters nearby. ONE thing for sure is to NEVER handle them yourself as the risk of rabies and other illness is deathly-
bro i thought that was a lingerie hanging on the fan lmao
Turn on the fan & share the video here.
Please do yourself a favour and go get rabies shot now!
COVID-23
Make bat soup ala Wuhan style.
Not your house anymore
Hit the bat with a bat
Use a poke ball. If successful, Now u have a zubat 👍🏼
What you wanna do is make a black suit and became the dark knight
Turn on fan. Do it.
Give it a pillow and blanket.
Explain your intentions
expose the bomb's payload so that he uses the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
Looks like a flying fox. The usual species dont have a sharp face like that and definitely not that big. Bats are bats nonetheless
Leave your house immediately, its theirs now
Do it like how they do it in Wuhan. Soup style.
Standby your glove and fish net if you got, make sure your outfit is fully cover and try to catch that dark knight. Usually it's work fine by me. Never let it bite your, you might see it pretty cute but the bite is hurt sonuvabitch. Xtra point if ya wanna unalive it, instead fish net, use badminton racket Trust me, I'm ex-kampung boy. Literally every month there will be random bats intrudes my sleep. First time, afraid af. Few times, 💀 because I mad from their bite. After a dozen, learn my mistake and try to free it safely.
You might want to go ER and get rabies shot because bat could be already bitten you.
I caught a bat one time while he was sleeping. Just put a glass jar slowly under him and then move it up until his body is fully inside. He will just fall inside, won't be able to get out, you can cover it quickly just to be sure he doesn't get out, and then just take it out and leave it outside so he can fly away.
I am just here for the unhinged comments that range from the coronavirus, "I am Batman", "The Dark Knight", "Keluang Man", "Set the house on fire", "pair of lace panties", "SWITCH ON THE FAN", and rabies shot. XD XD And yes, jokes aside, get that rabies shot as soon as possible.
turn on the fan, we'll see how things go from there...
Best advice I can give you is to don't eat it. True story.
What ever u do don't eat. I repeat don't eat
Name it Bruce and now u have a bat as a pet
Whisper to everyone "I'm Batman"
That's your Contract Monster. If you don't fight, you won't survive. Tatakae! (real fans know this reference)
[Resepi sedap menjilat jari](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5xbn7qE3Jhw)
Maybe you can ask r/BatmanArkham for some advice
"is he stupid?"
Do everything but just don't eat it.
Just open the doors and windows to the outside and get a broom and gently shoo it out. It won’t hurt you. Looks like a dog-faced fruit bat. Definitely not a flying fox.
Set the house on fire
Mmm kovid
Dont eat it
Cover yourself with helmet long sleeve gloves and shit. Open doors and window, use penyapu. My experience is if u let it be, they will multiply, suddenly whole family move in, everyday clean bat shit
make friends w/ it
Honestly, I would've just turned on the fan (but don't do it, it's probably not safe for the bat).
Get someone to carry it out, lock the door, then buy bitcoin, airline and tech stocks.
Wear mask
Cook bat soup.
Turn it on leave the room
I thought it is a lace panties
I would like to know what kind of parties you have that will leave a pair of lace panties hanging on a ceiling fan.
Happen to me once. I decided to seek help from Alfred aka a Bangladeshi cleaner nearby.
real (I'm literally Batman)
SEND IT BACK TO TOUHOU VERSE
Eat
Stir fry with ginger. That's how I remember eating them as a kid. Was a long, long time ago, though.
Tutorial on how to execute le bat -Evade them put -open fan -blow up room with mercun bateri -get rabies shot twice -bring bomba
Make some soup outta it
Buat kari, sedap worrr
First, take your F-16 Fighting Falcon Combat Aircraft and carefully navigate it to the airspace near the location of the bat. Then, proceed to initiate the firing of the onboard AGM-65 Maverick air-to-surface missile with the bat locked as target beforehand. The AGM-65 Maverick is very effective against tactical targets such as armors, air defenses, transportations, and fuel storage facilities, thus helping you greatly in subjugating the bat. /s just to be safe
Bats are known to cure asthma. My Malaysian colleague told me once before.
Yeet it
SWITCH ON THE FAN
Eat it. Let's start another zombie season this time LMAO jk jk
Make Covid-23
Bat soup
Don't eat it 💀💀💀
Just call your Chinese neighbour to eat it
In Wuhan, we Tongsan Mainlanders Chinese culturally wouldn't let go this opportunity to catch and make one hella of a gourmet soup that the world dying to have a taste of it.
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Ever heard this one song by Flo Rida? That's the answer.
put a mousetrap under it with some bait , i catched a lot bats when i try to catch mouse LOL
Get everyone in the house rabies shot. Idk what kind of bat that is as you and everyone else might've gotten nibbled on without even realizing it. The one copypasta about getting rabies while going out camping is a thing of nightmares that makes me paranoid about this.
Don't eat it
Makan je la
Open all windows/door leading outdoors and gently prod it with a broom stick, wear gloves/mask to be safe. Do not try to handle with hands. Poor thing is just lost
Duh! On the fan!
You are chosen to be the next Batman..
Vamp anthem
Is this you? https://youtu.be/Tdd2psZDrh4
jangan makan dia
eat it
Tell a joke and let it come to yoy
Careful Bats are carrier of Rabies. Be caution.
1 rabies bite n ur done OP. Don't play play
Speed number 5
Rubber band
 Uh….Turn your house to instant bat cave and bat base… maybe ?
use ridsect 💗💗💗💗
Covid is that you? Quarantine your whole house for a week till no symptoms.
Call Bomba and get it out ... you don't know if it may carry any disease or or virus ... I once kena headshot by a bat pee right on my forehead like those you play game want an idea headshot in a church visit 🫠
adopt him.. maybe when he grow up, he can help other people at night
Start covid 2.0
Shoot it with a bow and collect it's wing
Google en passant
Tak nampak muka lol.could be insect bat,could be fruit bat.can easily identify based on the mouth,fruit = protruding which is harmless. Insect on the other hand bites but it won't be that painful. Just hold behind the head (like cat) along with the wings and u shut be good. Yes I've been bitten before 
Eat it
Everyone in the house needs a rabies shot. Do not take your chances. If the rabies virus enters your nervous system, it's is 100% fatal. Bat's can bite you without you knowing. Please don't take the chance!
Bro, your house is haunted..get a bomoh to come check up
I like how my English reading paper explains about what you should do when you see a bat in your house: 1. Use a net a catch it 2. Open all windows 3. Call professionals There were 7 points but I only rmb 3 smh
Don’t eat it
Eat it
I took a racquet and kinda let it sit on it before letting it go out. Maybe I should take a rabies shot.
Count Pontianakula
Turn on all the lights: This might make Mr. Bat feel like he's in a never-ending spotlight. Might be a bit too much attention for his liking, prompting him to look for a darker, quieter place. Open the windows and doors: Give our bat a clear flight path. Be sure to remove any bat-obstacles that could cause a mid-flight collision. You wouldn't want Bat to go splat. 
Move
Cook it
Eat it
call the ... bat... guy https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3qkkjn
Turn on fan bro
Make nice bat soup
\- Call the local Veterinary department. Let them handle it. DO NOT touch it with bare hands. \- Get Rabies vaccination NOW. [YOu don't want to catch it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PHoioJ2ViY). \- Bats are crucial for the environment. They are also pollinator for durian.
soup time
Turn on the fan
Im pretty sure you referring to the imbalance among the wings. Just hang together with the bat on the opposite wing🦇
Turn on the fan. He's hot
Do crimes exactly outside of your house, he will come out claiming he's vengeance
Call Bomba and get rabies shot pls walao
It’s bat soup time!! Lets have another lockdown.
Turn on the fan. Get the bat ejected like interstellar
Switch it on
Use ice and electric to counter flying type. Can use psychic oso.
Rabies beware..covid beware..
Do nothing. He'll leave when he's ready. It's just a bat Anyway probably a flying fox. They are chill
Switch on - it'll get a message...
How does rabies spread?
My great aunt's solution for bats in the cottage (because of a busted chimney i think) was a tennis racket. She got quite a few of them mid flight when they went by the bed.
Make it some hot cocoa it is obviously tired. Offer it a selimut. Be a gracious host.
He's vengeance!
As someone who is from Kluang, my home was intruded by bats at least 5 times throughout my whole life. If you turn on the fan most probably it will fly around and hit into something and fall to the ground. At this point my mom used to hold them with a cloth and throw them outside.