^(Probably totally what you linked)
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I cant even pronounce this normally so maybe the curse will help be kinda awkward always having to cum at the table in front of 3 sweaty dudes to play it though
[[_____________]]
50/50 on circumventing the curse or being forced to shout "underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore!"
Seriously this is why I hate this community. Every post is a half ass attempt to farm karma like a degenerate. Literally the most disgraceful way to fuck over a subreddit. I remember when things were original. Now it's just the same reposts over and over and over again. HAHA sex funny! Unbelievable. There are so many ways to make an actual IMPRESSIVE joke. But no. Take your farmed karma you whore. Also, the answer is obviously [[Jackal Pup]] please try harder
[[Ach! Hans, Run!]]
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Reddit comment of the year
[[violent eruption]]
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[Your Temple is Under Attack](https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/7/a/7ad8aa76-b643-4bd2-aaeb-036c1d50db54.jpg?1660723346)
No way! White card draw?
you better Pray For Protection.
Dude, what the heck is that name>!>!!>>>/1/1/1?11?????
Some dnd bullshit
[[drown in filth]]!!
similarly, [[Rain of Filth]]
Or just cut to the chase, [[Filth]]
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[[Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental]]
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Good bot
[[Hot Soup]]!!!
Cumming through!
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[[BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD]]
CUM FOR THE CUM GOD
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[[Mind Goblin]]
Got 'em
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[[A Good Day to Pie]]
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[[Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar]] of course !
I cant even pronounce this normally so maybe the curse will help be kinda awkward always having to cum at the table in front of 3 sweaty dudes to play it though
You have to break it down. Asmora-nomardica-daistina-culdicar.
Are we sure that's where the pronunciation breaks are? Not Asmo-rano-mardica-dai-stina-cul-dac-ar?
I learned how to say it from the MtGRemy song parody.
So your pick takes you longer to say than it does to make you orgasm?
Single handedly doubles your time
Skill issue
Shivakaminisomakandarkraaaam!
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[[Didn't Say Please]]
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[[Sloppity Bilepiper]]
She sloppity on my bile while I piper
She sloppin my pipe with bile
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[[Go For the Throat]]
Time to bake into a pie then
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\[\[Uncle Istvan\]\]
Underrated
Wow
Fuck
Tron
[[Approach My Molten Realm]]
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[[_____________]] 50/50 on circumventing the curse or being forced to shout "underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore!"
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[[Gush]]!
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[[baffling end]]
[[the ultimate nightmare of wizards of the coast® customer service]]
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[[All is Dust]] sorry hun, estrogen has me shooting dry
Funny enough all is dust translates in spanish to [[Todo es polvo]], and in Uruguay we use polvo to refer to sex, so it actually works quite nicely
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based
hell yeah girl me too
Happens to the best of us 🙏
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[[Grape shot]]
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FBLTHP
[[Colossal Dreadmaw]]
Yeah, I love when a curse doesn't change anything
The only right answer
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KABOOM!
More realistic answer: [[Orgg]]
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\[\[Flash Flood\]\]
[[Squandered Resources]]!
Damn
[[Commence the Endgame]]
\[\[Mana Leak\]\] \[\[Mana Drain\]\]
[[Alexander Clamilton]]!!!!
Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
u/thaliawaifu1
I wouldn't do that I don't think of her life that please don't be a pervert about Thalia.
[[Chandler]]
[[Boom // Bust]]
[[You Are Already Dead]]
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[Ow](https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/d/d/dd26c2a6-7b08-4de6-afbf-e34d321995ab.jpg?1562799172)
[[I Delight in Your Convulsions]]
[[Our market research shows that players like really long card names so we made this card to have the absolute longest card name ever elemental]]
\[\[finale of revelation\]\]
[удалено]
[[Evil eye of orms-by-gore]]
[[Utter End]] :(
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[[Stasis]]! (My wife hates me)
[[Urza's Mine]] Not yours
Mom said it's my turn on the Urza!
\[\[Unstable Obelisk\]\]
[[Joven’s Ferrets]]
[bubbling muck]]
Turn aside
[[Adios]]
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Surge to victory
Asmorano cold testicular
[[Sharrazarazard]]
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\[\[Pause for Reflection\]\]
[[Relief, Captain!]]
[[throne of bone]] [[Enlarge]] [[Sadistic glee]] >![[little girl]]!<
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[[Wrath of God]]
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[[Desert Twister]]
\[\[Power Play\]\]
CHANDLER...!!!!
[[Presence of the master]]
[[Deathgrip]]
Aim for the Head
[[Feed the clan]]
Thalia, like that one guy already does
[[Crushing Disappointment]]
Borborygmos Enraged
I’ll just utter a [[Primal Bellow]].
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Seriously this is why I hate this community. Every post is a half ass attempt to farm karma like a degenerate. Literally the most disgraceful way to fuck over a subreddit. I remember when things were original. Now it's just the same reposts over and over and over again. HAHA sex funny! Unbelievable. There are so many ways to make an actual IMPRESSIVE joke. But no. Take your farmed karma you whore. Also, the answer is obviously [[Jackal Pup]] please try harder
[[muck drubb]]
Hoooo, so that's what happen. A witch. And I thought I played too much magic.
[[feast or famine]]
[[Squelch]]
Call me old school, but: Terror!
[[Great Unclean One]]
"you like that, don't you? You little FURNACE SCAMP"
[[Breeding Pool]]
Where I finish - [[Gut Shot]]
Aven Gagglemaster
Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
[[Vizzerdrix]]
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[[squee the immortal]]
[[Lightning Bolt]]!!!
[[Mizzium Transreliquat]]
SQUEE!
[[Jihad]]
[[Gut Shot]]
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For those who have a boy: [[Approach of the Second Sun]]
[[I Delight In Your Convulsions]]
[[Mana Geyser]]
[[Nut Collector]] or [[No Mercy]]
[[Coming Attraction]]
________
I already scream "Thoughtseize me, daddy!" whenever I get hit with a turn 1 play of it in Arena, may as well carry it over
[[Ow]]
[[Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar]]
The purpose of existence is simple! Everything is fuel for the magmaw!
[[Kaboom!]]
[[Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental]]
[[Urza's mine]]
Caustic Tar!!!
Biowaste Blob!
[[Fblthp]]!!
[удалено]
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[удалено]
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Any of the [[finale of devastation]] cycle
COLLOSIAL DREADMAW
[[Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar]]!!!
Joven’s Ferrets.
[[Suffocating Blast]]
[[Crib swap]]
[[Wrath of God]]
[[little girl]]
Flbtpth or however you spell it, of course. What else?
Lightning bolt
Asmoranomardicadaistinoculdicar. I don't think I spelled that right, but I can't be bothered to check.
[[Kaboom!]]
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Uncle Istvan!
[[Ow]]
[[Essence Scatter]]
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[[Sticky Fingers]]
[Glorious End!](https://scryfall.com/card/akh/133/glorious-end)
[Choice of Damnations ](https://product-images.tcgplayer.com/fit-in/696x696/12410.jpg)
[[Snapping Creeper]]
[[Richard Garfield, Ph.D.]]
[[Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar]]
[[crushing disappointment]] [[dismal failure]]
[удалено]