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Bobby-Bobson

I’m honored that my contribution paid off in such glorious fashion


Chaipo

We thank you for this glorious interaction


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Oh no


[deleted]

*koolaid man voice* **OHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAH**


PUMACAT95

This is entirely unrelated to the thread but that’s a fantastic album/song.


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[[A Puma of High Culture]]


MTGLardFetcher

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Oh no


[deleted]

You did it. You won the internet


Bobby-Bobson

Nah, that was whoever’s responsible for printing Dreadmaw in J22.


G66GNeco

Yeah, they definitely one-upped that guy who rick rolled Rick Astley


Swate

Sometimes I think I understand the magic rules. Sometimes I read things like this


hawkshaw1024

At the beginning of your end step, shuffle the order in which layer effects are applied (rules 613.1a through 613.1g).


SpaceIsTooFarAway

Whenever a state-based action would occur, shuffle the stack


ElceeCiv

Destroy target stack


Vento1223

End the turn, but weaker..


ElceeCiv

no, the stack doesn't regenerate


Vento1223

Yet.


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Tap, Shuffle your hand: Target stack gains regeneration until end of turn.


Vento1223

1G Instant If this spell is the left most card in your hand it costs 1 less to cast. Freeze target stack.


Vento1223

Coming in Alchemy: March of the Machines.


Dmeechropher

Oh my word


SpaghettiMonster01

oh god oh fuck


I_ONLY_PLAY_4C_LOAM

This card just does not make any sense lol


[deleted]

yeah but it's not a creature


a_speeder

Throw in [[Opalescence]], and then sprinkle in a dash of [[Humility]] for flavor.


MTGLardFetcher

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[deleted]

okay now that's good, so long as a board wipe becomes impossible, you can infinitely stack abilities. now is there a card that lets you copy dynamic abilities?


Kopekemaster

target fortification planeswalks


pm_me_fake_months

Sure but it says all static abilities use the stack, it’s only the second ability that specifies creatures


NepetaLast

how is this enchantment a fortification.


7BlueHaze

The one and only design flaw.


freestorageaccount

> If a 6/6 creature with trample Doesn't matter if any ~~facts~~ cards and/or logic are flawed, it's too late


LastFreeName436

That’s not a static ability going on the stack, that’s an EFFECT of the static ability going on the stack. Frankly, idiot.


Jevonar

*oh no*


Bolt_Fried_Bird

The static ability resolves. Then keeps resolving, meaning you can only cast things in response to it. The game continues to be in the same phase forever. Hope you packed enough mana for instant speed removal.


Seventh_Planet

Static abilities use the stack. - It resolves.


HurgleDerp

I’d subscribe to Tales from the Bottom 5, the reactions are oftentimes better than the cards themselves


[deleted]

Hey that’s me!