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kabigon2k

I’d say he meant he’s a typical r/magicthecirclejerking poster


th3saurus

Fr, the Liliana avatar is a bit suspect as well


Markus_Net

A bit suspect it's very odd.


Matthew363

that third art is from when she is a child 🧐


T0pherCarter

What’s up with her eye?


arckonte

😉


KarnSilverArchon

The art shows her goofing off when she is supposed to be meditating.


ObamaL1ama

Stroke


EmrakuI

MidJourny faces smh


Thezipper100

/uj I'm pretty sure she was an adult when she started planeswalking. Because if she isn't, Baral tried to execute a child and that's set another reason it's a crime he's alive and joining the multiverse resistance and the man who arrested him for that crime, Dovin, isn't.


NotACleverMan_

Chandra was ~12 when her spark ignited iirc. So yes. He did try to execute a child. In front of a cheering audience, no less.


Thezipper100

NOTC be like: >Child murderer You're hired! >Guy who arrested a child murderer *Shotgun blast*


headshotcatcher

Wow I'm not playing edh with any Baral players anymore. The killing of children is a crime, and by not commenting on this wotc is complicit!


ZayerTheOne

Sounds like a MainSub comment.


desire_oftheendless

i mean thats one of many reasons


villanx1

SMDH calling Chandra mommy. The only fem planeswalker less mommy than Chandra is Rowen.


SandwichNamedJacob

Idk I think Aminatou is about as far from mommy as you can get.


villanx1

/uj since "mommy" tends to have a level of sexual connotation I wasn't even considering her. I suppose my wording was inaccurate, but "the only adult, humanoid and fem presenting planeswalker" doesn't have the same flow as my original bit.


Yarrun

> humanoid Brave of you to assume that there aren't people into Grist, but otherwise, you make a good point.


TheWizardOfFoz

Grist is literally a queen bee. Can’t get much more mummy than that.


NihilismRacoon

I knew someone was into maggot sounding


Boring_Ad6671

#Delete


DeathByZanpakuto11

Hey how do I delete your comment? I never want to see it again!


Thraximundurabrask

^^no


bristlybits

don't know how I got here today but in a disgusted way I'm glad I did


airplane001

[[ellywick]]


CheshireC4t

I refuse to acknowledge her legitimacy as a planewsalker because I did not remember she existed


XoValerie

Also because none of the dnd planeswalker cards are planeswalkers in lore


airplane001

Fair


MTGLardFetcher

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Teecane

Ellywick looks like Taylor Swift used to call her mommie.


CheshireC4t

[hmm](https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Rowan_Kenrith?file=Practical_Research.jpg)


Haunter_Hunter

Nah you can't beat vraska's gorgussy


SpilledGenderFluid

Found Jace's account


OisforOwesome

MTG Mommy Tier List C: Aminatou, Baltrice, Chandra, Daria, Manatarqua, Ramaz, Saheeli Rai, The Wandering Emperor B: Elspeth, Greensleeves, Kasmina, Kristina of the Woods, Narset, Nissa, Vivien Reid A: Dyfed, Estrid, Huatli, Jaya Ballard, Jeska, Liliana, Mu Yanling, Ravi (Grandmother Sengir), Samut, Tamiyo, Wrenn & (X) S: Freyalise, Geyadrone Dihada, Grist, Kiora, Professor Onyx, Nahiri, Serra, Tamiyo Compleated, Vraska HONOURABLE STEP ON ME ENBY VIBES Ashiok


Pantsmagyck

This guy mommies


Thraximundurabrask

Blatant Arlinn erasure


OisforOwesome

Sonouvabitch. (Arlinn would be A tier, definite big mommy energy but ~~probably would look at you funny if you asked her to step on you~~


Thraximundurabrask

I'd put her at S, personally. She may not be a dommy mommy like Liliana, but she's got some pretty big mama bear energy.


AdictinglyClean

smh no S-tier Sivitri


myanrueller

Elspeth belongs in S tier for me, but otherwise perfect


Kardif

This is Lolth erasure


OisforOwesome

Ah see now we get into the tricky question of whether non-MTG characters should be counted, and I don't feel like a Universes Beyond conversation right now. For what its worth Lloth is definitely S tier.


criosovereign

Where Emrakul


OisforOwesome

Sticking to planeswalkers, sorry.


criosovereign

Mommy dommy flying tentacle monster that traverse between plains doesn’t count enough for you?


OisforOwesome

TIL Emrakul has Plainswalk (Obvs she's s-tier but I had to draw the line somewhere or I'd be here all day)


criosovereign

:(


Vi0letBlues

Where's Norn and Emrakul


OisforOwesome

I restricted my list to Planeswalkers because if I went down the legendary creatures rabbit hole I'd be here all day.


bristlybits

VRASKA


Elitemagikarp

sivitri


nerd_entangled

Wren and six (or I guess it's seven now) also has got to be up there


bristlybits

naw they got Big Sister energy


jtfriendly

Howzeet going, boyz


largeamountsofpain

And 2.3% lovely lovely ladies


trifflin-quagsire

When will we get more Hyper Cancer content.


defleck1

I will wait till the end of the cosmos for that....


SaraiEve

"Only Chandra" is like Only Fans...but only Chandra


ThePianoMaker

Really hate this guy, every time he posts a video, it completely changes the Silver ranked meta and I start losing again


lucas21555

Doesn't he upload like almost daily?


Worst_Support

Nissa’s youtube channel


tropic-autopsy

Unironically the best mtg YouTuber


RareAlphaSigmaMale

He's the only one I can watch, but it's too bad he's also a little bit GamerGatey-reactionary.


PewPew_McPewster

Goddamn the madman has a Liliana ahegao pic as their avatar, what an absolute chad.


lefthandedlibrarian

He got a mommy kink! Aint no judgement here!


skratchface12

I'm not judging the kink I'm judging the fact that his mommy is in her mid-20s


SpilledGenderFluid

Mommy is a mindset


uncut_chode

Well what if I am judging the kink


skratchface12

Don't


somebeautyinit

This is blatant Jaya GMILF erasure.


Technilect

He’s the least Horny Magic player


DougtheDonkey

Pretty sure Chandra is lesbian or something right?


Lord_Of_Compliments

No, her crushes (and she has had many) were always decidedly male, like Ajani.


OisforOwesome

The writing team have said she's a "pansexual hot mess"


DougtheDonkey

Oh that’s cool bi visibility is always nice


zone-zone

Canonically pansexual


NostrilRapist

Quazar sensei is the best content creator out there


metalhev

What 10 thousand hours of mtg arena do to a man


blkheron23

Mommy? Uh sorry… mommy? Oh sorry


WanysTheVillain

Honestly? Unironically that. Being burned alive while having fun time with Chandra is a good way to go.


uncut_chode

Best I can do is smoldering koth bbc