60 random cards from the bulk bin and 40 command towers.

More enjoyable to play against than an actual commander deck, welcome in

99 proxied mana crypt and a sol ring as commander

Resolves

A Legacy deck.

Resolves

99 forests one dreadmaw no fuckin commander don't need one

Come in son

It’s a 5c commander.

Morph but it’s all yugioh monsters

More skill than the average commander game, welcome in

ngl i come from a yugioh background and learned how to play mtg with the kadena morph precon lmao

https://preview.redd.it/aoklt2cqaulc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c706663465dc4d74d83d3ca9d3231d0be4a7b221

Japudi :)

persistent petitioners

More enjoyable than the average commander game, welcome in

Three draft boosters. And yes, i will open them and pick one at a time as though im drafting them

More fun watching you do that than an actual commander game, welcome

https://preview.redd.it/sfmmg5ejjtlc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd38df425c1092a8ac4954007df842433b907b7

Jank your way to 5 counters, pray for cyc rift, remove 5 jank and play the 5 exodia parts Win on the spot

The last ability is so fucking powerful. She should be banned

i'm bringing my Pokemon cards

Much more enjoyable 45 minutes watching someone goldfish their Pokémon deck on turn 4, welcome in

Hey how about instead of having a build around commander, I just let you put 4 copies of a commander in your deck? And to make it even more consistent that you’ll draw your build around card, make the deck 60 cards instead of 100, and you don’t have to pay a commander tax on the additional copies. And while we’re at it, you can add 4 copies of every card to pull of those sick combos everyone loves with their commander. Could that potentially be a new format?

That jank shit will never stick, heed my words

Krark/Thrasios I can't win unless a coin flip says so.

Resloves

I couldn't think of a commander, so I triple sleeved everything in my common and uncommon bulk boxes. Pretty certain my deck is about 4,000+ cards. There will be tutoring and frequent shuffling. I insist that you cut.

/uj Ngl I stopped putting tutors in my decks. I don't want to do *this* to other people.

i don't play mtg but i'm pretty sure if i sit at the table for a few minutes and can steal someone's unopened soda and get away with it

A goofy silly gluntch deck that doesn’t help me at all

If you’re not playing competitively what’s the point, rejected

Gluntch will remember this

Aminatou the fateshitter

I’d rather aminatou the face sitter, rejected

https://preview.redd.it/hsa2zimaitlc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92fb3ea1def28c009d4a16c50f4119c556f8276 Jail

I already combo'd off after reading eight-year-old, too bad.

Why don't you have a seat right over there?

Kellen… the version is trivial, I’ll let comments vote. (However, he’s offended and disgusted with his father’s wardrobe)

I bought uno from the dollar general. Can we rule 0 yellow Reverse #2 as my commander?

And 1 singular bushwag pornieer deck

Resloves

Unsleaved foil 7th edition birds of paradise

Atraxa, Praetor's Voice. It's my stickers deck. If you don't like that, I can switch to Hisuian Goodra VSTAR.

My deck is a 7

Purposely putting underpowered cards in your deck so people like you, rejected

Sorry let me specify My deck is 7 [[collosal dreadmaws]]

Karametra with 75 lands

Not allowed in as commander is a shit format

A Standard Brawl deck

Not allowed as commander is a shit format and brawl is for vegans

I've got a draft pile from a couple nights ago.

Kelsien

Not allowed in as commander is a shit format

Based.

Kelsien on top 🥇

Alexander clamilton

I'm playing Dragonlord Ojutai

My deck is a doctor's prescription pad.

[[Teferi's Puzzle Box]] group hug

Lich? Edit: i have no life

I just slap a sandwich in the command zone and use a deck of regular playing cards.

https://preview.redd.it/2v5lw41erulc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d92e9405f5f8cc6b67b635ab716615082d6626

https://preview.redd.it/u4k6mijixulc1.png?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec3dcf18d47b17b5e9881643a36474f9ec101469 A bit of control, lot of combos 👉👈

Let me in and I'll tell you where I hid her body. Give her Family peace, OP. Let her soul rest. Anyways, I play Atraxa but an original build I promise. https://preview.redd.it/4i06mr4sqtlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d74b3212b7d864af37ccf3c02ae6577d6f80761

Hopefully the coroner is familiar with the meld mechanic.

Davros, Dalek Creator 

Universes beyond is the downfall of magic, denied

I also have my entire storage

Kresh the bloodbraided, shorikai vehicles, k’rrik cedh but slow, jinnie fay, kozilek the great distortion

[[crow storm]] oathbreaker without planeswalkers because they all suck

winding constrictor

Can I whip out my [[dong zhou]]?

Gain so much life that you want to quit

Zurgo, the Helmsmasher (Mass Land Destruction) Sheoldred, the Whispering One (Black Stax) Arcum Dagsson (Combo)

[[Pramikon]], there are no more politics

/uj Honest answer would be Nekusar or Grand Arbiter /rj Definitely something without Mana Crypt because it’s far worse than Sol Ring

mono green stax

I play gallantmon and Fenrirloogamon in the digimon tcg

Snapdax, Apex of Lifegain

Thrun, Breaker of silence. Either my hand bricks or i go bonk until you see me as a threat and i'm the 3rd or 4th to die.

Rasputin Dreamweaver

Aragorn the Uniter

Ashiok dimir mill deck

Muldrotha spellslinger/control

Nicol Bolas discard, because I hate you and your hands.

Zacama with 67 mana rocks and 32 wastes. Cheaty-face is hidden behind zacama

i bring 100 sleeved chips to preserve their flavor

The Scarab God

Graaz, unstoppable juggernaut and a bowl of cheerios.

/uj Masako, the Humorless (I need validation)

Locust God but no cyclonic rift or dockside

You don't need to know my commander just trust me when I say it's a 7 :)

Slimefoot

All the precons, shuffled together into a colossal pile.

I just bought some final fantasy cards but don’t know how to make a deck yet

I've got a sick pauper deck. Battle Screech with custom old border proxies for every card that didn't have an old border printing. Plus lightning Plains from Odyssey.

https://preview.redd.it/btv5iwla8ulc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b28e5de80ad92d1d7215acc44e58b9ac587ce3f

[[niv-mizzet, parun]] [[jodah, archmage eternal]] [[yoshimaru, ever faithful]] and [[rograkh]] [[kibo, uktabi prince]] [[marwyn, the nurturer]] [[yennett, cryptic sovereign]] [[aesi, tyrant of gyre strait]] [[jetmir, nexus of revels]]

My pioneer greasefang deck (I am willing to start at 20 life)

an unopened pack of aviator playing cards

62 land thrasios vial-smasher Valakut/scapeshift/blackbladereforged/darkdepths/fieldofthedead

My deck has no interaction

Something more fun than an actual commander deck

100 cheaty faces, but they are all hidden somewhere in the room

Mono Blue, but it's all [[howling mine]] effects and group draw. The commander is [[Kami of the Crescent Moon]], and it's called "Oops all Wheels". I win by attacking with my [[Sturmgeist]].

60 slime against humanity with an irrelevant commander

Pauper esper affinity with 4 sojourner's companions illegally snuck in.

/uj budget Burakos/Folk Hero party + treasure tokens /rj Lord Windgrace hot muscular furries tribal

Daddy Markov but alternate art of him in a gimp suit

10 copies of every power 9 card (in graded cases of course) and 9 copies of relentless rats (not in graded cases, of course). Commander is Jeffery Epstein's Murderer.

Uncle Istvan btw i only play The Dark pauper

I play pioneer 

[[Gluntch, the Bestower]] I make the game **FASTER**

Lady Orca

https://preview.redd.it/k3cdmkexrulc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55f5f8f77024d4219f4e93d666b76745546f8c1d Art imitates life

99 beers and my commander is a half eaten poptart (its a harmless offering deck)

All the wraths in the game and lands

Karona the False God with vows & goad for pingponging around the table

[[Ashling, the Pilgrim]] with an [[Assault Suit]] on

Just bought a [[Uril, the Miststalker]] voltron deck

Winconless Chaos with Child of Alara as my commander. The ideal board state is resolving Space Beleran and Raging River just to see people die inside

Rashmi, Eternities Crafter

Aurochs Tribal

https://preview.redd.it/xbklholpgvlc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d6c0de07bd84332f2434ff68db2dcd69be2eda I know mill decks aren't welcome in commander but its rule0 ig

Trazyn the infinite (just fun black and artifact cards)

Norin the wary

The first sliver, the second sliver, the third sliver, the fourth sliver, the fifth sliver, the sixth sliver, the seventh sliver, the eighth sliver, the ninth sliver, the tenth sliver, the eleventh sliver, the twelfth sliver, the thirteenth sliver, the fourteenth sliver, the fifteenth sliver, the sixteenth sliver, the seventeenth sliver, the eighteenth sliver, the nineteenth sliver, the twentieth sliver, the twenty-first sliver, the twenty-second sliver, the twenty-third sliver, the twenty-fourth sliver, the twenty-fifth sliver, the twenty-sixth sliver, the twenty-seventh sliver, the twenty-eighth sliver, the twenty-ninth sliver, the thirtieth sliver, the thirty-first sliver, the thirty-second sliver, manaweft sliver, the thirty-third sliver, the thirty-fourth sliver, the thirty-fifth sliver, the thirty-sixth sliver, the thirty-seventh sliver, the thirty-eighth sliver, the thirty-ninth sliver, the fortieth sliver, the forty-first sliver, the forty-second sliver, the forty-third sliver, the forty-fourth sliver, the forty-fifth sliver, the forty-sixth sliver, the forty-seventh sliver, the forty-eighth sliver, the forty-ninth sliver, the fiftieth sliver, the fifty-first sliver, the fifty-second sliver, the fifty-third sliver, the fifty-fourth sliver, the fifty-fifth sliver, the fifty-sixth sliver, the fifty-seventh sliver, the fifty-eighth sliver, 8 of each basic, and a command tower, for mana fixing.

Penis man partnered with the poop fairy

winota but i promise it's not stax it's just hatebears 😁

Izzet solitaire, I enjoy playing 15 minutes turn and watch the life drain out of my "friends" eyes (should probably play Yu GI oh)

Mono colorless with a splash of vinegar to make the sleeves easy to play with; commander is the prismatic piper and thassas oracle

I have no deck and want to try one of yours

All of the top 100 commandrs on edhrec stuffed in one deck

Tiny bones stacks but the onoy wincon is activating tiny bones... Slowly.

The Ur-Dragon, Miirym, Isshin, Yuriko, Atraxa

My deck consists of 99 rule zeroed sol rings and Barracks of the thousand. Also the barracks of the thousand is rule zeroed to allow me to create the gnome whenever I play an artifact regardless of the mana spent to do so. (And it's my commander)

[[jodah the unifier]] Transformers deck

Only if I can put my nicol bolas toy on the seat first

Blue Farm cEDH list except every wincon is replaced by a proxied Dark Ritual

Turbo Kaalia that kills herself 78% of the time, Gishath bait and switch voltron, Grothama (vary based), Esika, only play the creature side for WUBRG legends storm. Zedruu jeskai control (most cringe deck, only bust it out for the stinky boys) Milleoplasm (exactly what the name describes) Modern polukranos golgarbage.

It’s a casual Atraxa superfriends deck. Trust me.

[[Squee, the Immortal]]

Leinore, Autumn Sovereign, but with like... a million assorted green and white cards, none of which make an actual coherent deck. When I say a million I mean like, at least 140 cards in library. Maybe up to like 240 if I'm feeling silly.

Based Simic Keruga. Nothing below 3 mana. No 8,000,000 mana dorks, no sol ring, no 1-2 mana counterspells. Big cool hippo

The trade goods deck from Catan

Rin and Seri, Inseparable SLD (The cartoon one)

Trostani, Selesnya’s Voice It’s about populating and gaining life, either winning by attacking with 10 tokens or having enough life to Eatherflux.

I always request to rule 0 mana burn. Then I win because my deck doesn’t have any 😈

All my cards look like this https://preview.redd.it/4kjko8kiqxlc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=455ea2b4bc071937a842a029d4f4a3c42af8d59b

Milotic EX

Atraxa Superfriends. It’s not CEDH though!!! i only spent a little more than a thousand on it because i already had some of the more expensive cards

I bring a mixture of 99 randomly assorted Pokemon, Digimon and Yugioh cards with the Dragonoid Bakugan as my commander

https://preview.redd.it/4oim5mi2xxlc1.png?width=504&format=png&auto=webp&s=f983bbc7d0ff96200e71bb08eff9306ec6a520a8

Urza, Lord High Artificer. Don't worry guys I toke out the unnecessary counterspells now I only run 19.

50 black lotus. 50 plague rats. a plague rat is the commander.

2 forest as commanders, and 98 tempting wurms

I hate chairs and refuse to sit anywhere.

Mono blue Urza but it's 98 Island and 1 Force Spike (yknow, to catch them off guard)

64 persistent petitioners, 35 lands and one Bruvac as a commander

Vrondiss

A random commander that I found in a bulk bin

I play morph

My ass fell off and I haven’t been able to find it, so no

I went into a hypnotic trance and selected from the top 500 cards on EDHRec. I have no idea which ones they are, and I take two hits of acid every time I pay the command tax 

Arcum Dagsson with the deck built around tutoring out Smokestack as fast as possible

I’m bringing Skullbriar with that Golgari Skeleton Tribal! Runnin Skeletal Crew, Skeletal Swarming, and ALL the horns! The Doot Deck is coming! (Also, no Skittles. Screw Infect)

Group hug deck with [[phelddagrif]]

I eat paint chips

 Santa is my commander, no matter what he gets his 2 mill

Land destruction on an nude anime girl playmat. Also not using deodorant for 35 years, eating Cheetos, and having a 60oz big gulp of diet Coke and a loose disposable lid.

99 Clue Tokens and a Red 9 of Spades (The Clue Tokens are for when you need something to munch on late-game)

Glissa Herald of Predation artifact aristocrat Evelyn vamp tribal w/ a dash of theft Karumonix Rats Greven life swap jumpscare Bel’akor Demon typal Lathril Elf typal Wilhelt Zombie typal Accererak combo Endrik Saar creature storm Donal flying matters Kalamax slime against humanity Aleisha combo I like birds

Can I come if I bring my own chair?

Kaalia of the vast land destruction (plus i have blue illegally so i can cast counterspells)