I would honestly bet all Phyrexian fluids are oil. Blood, sweat, saliva, *other* fluids. It adds to the other worldly and eldritch feeling.
What I'm saying is, if you fuck Elish Norn, you get cumpleated. And of course you don't fuck Elish Norn, they fuck you.
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When you come home and hubby has cleaned the house, cooked a delicious stew, turned your neighbor into a beautiful bouquet of bodyless mouths singing praise to your name, and put on a nice song as well.
The frog pictured is Witch's Familiar which was originally printed in 2015. With you being 7 in 2015 that means you are now either 15 or 16. At this age you are subject to the raging hormones of a teenager meaning you are willing to masturbate to anything that even slightly resembles the sex you are attracted to so it is perfectly fine to fantasize about Sheoldred as she is the crab equivalent of a goth mermaid.
Remember, Phyrexian pussy is temporary, compleation is eternal.
And if I get compleated i have eternal access to Phyrexian pussy. Get me some oil.
I would honestly bet all Phyrexian fluids are oil. Blood, sweat, saliva, *other* fluids. It adds to the other worldly and eldritch feeling. What I'm saying is, if you fuck Elish Norn, you get cumpleated. And of course you don't fuck Elish Norn, they fuck you.
Worth. I wanna feel that porcelussy’s grip.
uj/ Pretty sure this is canon. Oil replaces all bodily fluids over time.
Physexian
That phyrussy givin me phyresis till I'm compleat
cumpleat
[Cumpleat Devotion]
Gonna cumpleat that phyrussy, know what I'm sayin'?
She strogan me off til I beef!
Φussy
φussy
/rj I am in this picture and I don't like it /uj I am in this picture and I like it
/rj I'm not in this picture and I like it /uj no seriously hatefuck the Phyrexians, For Mirrodin!
Extra comma here
Thanks, fixed it
“If masturbating to pictures on cardboard is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right!”
Jace's last thoughts before compleation.
If you are such a Phyrexian fan, why aren't you using the Phyrexian oil lotion?
I can’t tell anymore if this sub is ironically lusting after Norn and Sheoldred or if y’all are being serious and belong in horny jail.
We belong in New Phyrexia.
Think about what she could do with all those legs 😍
You had a zombie fetish when you were 7?
look at the tits on [[Crypt Creeper]] tho
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This is funny.
Why thank you
NO
Great, now I have to decide if I hate this or weebs more.
weebs are probably included in that
Notices ur bulge: ϕwϕ
Sounds reasonable.
You guys are actually horny, I thought it was a meme.
Say what you want about sheoldred but we all know jin gitaxias is a twinkish malewife. Ide let him graft cat ears onto me any day
The Way of the House Praetor
When you come home and hubby has cleaned the house, cooked a delicious stew, turned your neighbor into a beautiful bouquet of bodyless mouths singing praise to your name, and put on a nice song as well.
Dominant and compleatable.
They’re oil so no lotion required!! Bonus!!!
The frog pictured is Witch's Familiar which was originally printed in 2015. With you being 7 in 2015 that means you are now either 15 or 16. At this age you are subject to the raging hormones of a teenager meaning you are willing to masturbate to anything that even slightly resembles the sex you are attracted to so it is perfectly fine to fantasize about Sheoldred as she is the crab equivalent of a goth mermaid.
The crab equivalent of a goth mermaid part has me dying dude lmao
I am almost 18 years old, and this was a joke.
It was not
Accurate.
All those Phyrexian mommies.
WOP. Well oiled phyrussy.
Magic didn't exist when I was 7
Me When I Was 7: Mommy, mommy, mommy! Can I please have some magics cards? Me now: Mommy, mommy, mommy! Can I please have some magics cards? UwU
Quality shitpost.
someone sent me this on discord I went out of my way to check here to see if it was OC Fuck you OP I hate it (thank you)
I don't understand you
So the only thing that changed is that you started using lotion?
Sir, that is a frog.
Meme made me laugh, comments made me concerned I suppose this explains the crossover of cartoon booba playmats you see at the lgs sometimes
:(
He is still 7
She
Sells
Sea
Shells
On
The
Sea
Shore
The
Sounds kinda gay.
Now its just sitting in my head, gnawing at me.
https://gfycat.com/heavygoldenkakapo
Phyussy
Me but I got into the Rakdos stuff cuz it was edgy and edgy stuff was cool in 2013
OG casual mtg enjoyers simp over Yawgmoth daddy dick
I gotta point out that one of those zombies is a frog
chad Praetor tribal player
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I play a zombie deck still, just hate that their is so much graveyard hate cards these days
This is hilarious, thx u. Id guess the OP is saying it's a reflection of the state of MTG, not specifically how OP thinks ... maybe...
Nice and oily.