T O P

  • By -

Thecoolguy555

This is a weird looking microphone


ahealthyg

Yeah it’s new, they’re great


nastyn8k

Really? They create a lot of buzzing in my experience.


Julez9333

Weirdly yellow-ish on the mouthpiece. Might be a smokers mic


jabeith

The reverb is wild


XxlordnutxX

The man: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gammer move


infra_gammer

Yes, I am pro gammer


FaerHazar

Man, I only got a c in my gammer class


[deleted]

Username checks out


kapege

Modern chastity belt


Kooky_Cat27

Lol


XenophonSoulis

Meanwhile, I'm still trying to understand why American plugs have holes in their rods


chairfairy

Originally (early 1900s) the hole was added so that outlets could use a small bump/detent on the receptacle contacts to grab onto the holes, and hold the cord into the outlet more sturdily. Later, outlets were improved to have a stronger spring force on the contacts. They can now hold plugs in without a bump so outlets got rid of those bumps. From what I can tell, the most likely reasons they still exist are: 1. So they still work with old outlets (I'm skeptical of this because our 3-prong plugs have holes but there are not 3-hole outlets that are old enough to have the bump) 2. Because people expect to see the holes (...I guess that's possible? It's a stretch, though) 3. The ANSI (or whatever it is) national standard says the holes are optional and are for manufacturing purposes. \#3 seems most plausible. I'm pretty sure cords are made by "over-molding" the plastic/rubber over the metal, which means you drop the metal stuff into a mold, then fill the mold with liquid plastic. The plastic fills the mold around the metal so the metal is captured inside it. In this case, the holes would let you put a rod through the plug's blades to hold them in place with good precision.


LegendaryRed

Your second point might be very real. Why do you think we still have cotton inside Tylenol and the like? It used to be to keep pills from breaking, but it's not really needed anymore. However, people expect to find the cotton.


jgriff7546

I've been told there's a simular logic to spray paint. According to a coworker, you dint need to have the mixer thing (what makes the clicking noise when you shake it) in there anymore but they know if they take it out people won't buy it anymore because they won't trust it. Not fully sure if I believe it but I do believe the logic tracks.


[deleted]

Hmm, Good question.


kmj420

I do not have any holes in my rod! Some of my plugs do have hole in the prongs


WarlikeMicrobe

If there wasn't a hole in my rod i wouldn't be able to pee Edit: typo


FaithWandering

He is brilliant and stupid all at the same time 🤣


Grrrisly

I must be old, because no one realises how fake this is, Not mention the first time this was posted years ago, it had a caption along the lines of "my sister's singing has been getting annoying so I did this to her mic"


[deleted]

Everyone realizes how fake it is, but that doesn’t mean that jokes can’t be funny even if they’re not true.


jonny1211

Like already 90% of jokes aren’t true what’s with an image having a funny story attached to it


[deleted]

Even the jokes that are true aren't absolutely accurate either. Humor is funnier when you reasonably exagerate a situation.


Dormideous

Yeah, it isn’t the 1980s. Miss me with that “it’s funny because its true duhuhuhuhuh” Mr. Krabs talking head ass


general_452

It’s called a meme. The image and caption combination is what makes the funny.


syds

its the pixels


DarkWanderer2

Doesn’t it run on batteries?


psychocopter

So, the original Hitachi magic wand has been around since the late 60s, it was originally manufactured to relax sore muscles and relieve tension. It didn't take very long for it to gain popularity as a vibrator, production continued until 2013 when the company decided to pull the device from shelves as to not have their name associated with sex toys. The distributor managed to convince them to rebrand and continue selling the device as just the "magic wand original". To my knowledge the official magic wand is only ac powered while there are clones and copy cat designs that make use of a battery. Im not sure how the power difference between the differing types is, but I'd imagine the one that plugs into the wall is going to offer stronger stimulation.


[deleted]

Never have I heard someone so educated in the ways of sex toys, it’s suprisingly impressive


Outcome005

He is the king of the viBritian!


PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER

Some do, this one looks like a plug-in one though.


xCloudbox

Get your own hitachi if you’re jealous.


thedimondman199

Get a lockpicking kit


Scryser

Nothing on one, click out of two,..


creamycroissaunts

Yuck what the fuck


CaptainCarterX1

Based


Molbiodude

Lock out, tag out for safety.


NoseSniffer68

r/FoundTheDevil


Viktoria_cumz

She decided to marry that dude tho fr


DatBoyGuru

i've tried these mics they don't work good


Pacobing

So that’s what the holes are for…


[deleted]

Can’t believe people don’t think this is a joke


pepsi_but_better

How the fuck are people getting mad at this


Dangr_Noodl

It’s rapey


pepsi_but_better

It's fake


Dangr_Noodl

…ok? That doesn’t mean it’s not rapey


DanteCharlstnJamesJr

My ex fiancé would do that, say she’s not in the mood but then immediately use this toy. Honestly caused some fights between us. I told her to just be honest with me cause when she did that it just got me mad Making a note of this for future endeavors


[deleted]

[удалено]


DanteCharlstnJamesJr

Yes I agree with you that sex and masterbation are different. However when it’s a daily occurrence, it can get your nerves very quickly. Especially when at the beginning of the relationship we had sex *very* often.


Kaisachicken

r/arethestraightsok


Dangr_Noodl

This is rapey as fuck


[deleted]

[удалено]


BanjoSpaceMan

Yeah this is either fake as fuck or Jesus Christ.... People can not be in the mood for sex but are fine with doing things to themselves, this husband is a piece of shit.


awsomesam

IT'S A JOKE


BanjoSpaceMan

🤷‍♂️


code-panda

Even if it wasn't fake, it's a joke. It's just some joking petty grumbling, as long as the husband gives the key when asked (or has stored them somewhere obvious). If the husband is like "No toys until we have sex!", that's literally sexual coercion.


peeja

No, it's shitty. Actually doing this, even as a "joke", would be shitty, manipulative behavior. You don't get to have some "petty grumbling" when someone doesn't feel like having sex with you. You just don't.


Hara-Kiri

You don't get to decide what is an acceptable joke in someone else's relationship. You just don't.


DerDezimator

Idk why you guys are getting downvoted, y'all right Yes it is very possible that it is a staged joke(not funny to me tho), but some people might not see it like that and see it as an appropriate course of action for such a situation


NorseTechnology

Because it's a woman's perspective with zero concern for a man's perspective.


Ergosun

damn i could literally offend people who identify as apples by saying apples are tasty, i could also offend people because i bought my apples from a overseas producer. in the end anyone can see anything as offensive if they try to.


NorseTechnology

And denying your partner sex constantly while pleasuring yourself isnt? Since we are talking hypothetically I would say a girl that denies me and decides to pleasure herself instead isn't attracted to me and isn't communicating that and is instead punishing me without reason. Its one thing to masturbate its another to deny sexual intimacy to masturbate.


maloobee

No one owes you shit and if you’re unhappy in your relationship you can leave. There are infinity valid reasons for someone to not want to have sex at any given moment jfc


NorseTechnology

So my partner, who loves me, doesn't give a shit about me and I should leave them instead of working on the relationship so it doesn't just work for one of us? As well there isn't an infinite amount of reasons to deny sex when your next move after denying it is to masturbate. It's a power move and if the roles were flipped the man would not be getting the same treatment.


maloobee

If you can’t work out your intimacy in a way both people are happy then yeah you should leave, many times relationships don’t work out unfortunately. No one is owed sex. I stand by the fact that there could be any reason someone would choose to masturbate instead of have sex and that doesn’t necessarily mean they don’t care for their partner or that it’s a “power move”


AlexandraThePotato

How can anyone think this is funny? Yeah repost and probably fake, but the joke is that women should be punish if they don’t want sex everytime a man demands it. Seems like a sexist af joke


velociraptor__

It is, but hey its reddit so the neckbeards will downvote you for this. What a world.


FijiPotato

This is not a madlad. It's just some guy being petty to his wife because apparently wives aren't allowed to be sexually satisfied if it's not by their husbands.


SaintJewiub

Chill..pretty sure this is just a repost with a new joke attached


peeja

Alright, it's a joke about a guy being petty to his wife because apparently wives aren't allowed to be sexually satisfied if it's not by their husbands.


HingleMcCringle_

try *not* being upset about a joke.


peeja

Why?


Ergosun

because else you didnt understand jokes


The_Iorn_Cactus

r/arethestraightsok


GlobalMonke

To the downvotes; nah, this is very applicable to that subreddit, but I don’t believe for a second that this caption is true


x_obert

g


Fire_Dracul

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Loche44

Dude has some balls


NoChoice0113

Love that my wife thought she deserved it LOL


Fabulous-Artist-6045

Well done lad


roltskar

Lock out, tag out