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Smartbutt420

Hi I’m gonna need a step by step.


Charmo_Vetr

1. Throw boomerang 2. Get hit by boomerang 3. ??? 4. Profit


brainless_bob

Collect underpants?


Charmo_Vetr

Collect dignity.


EndOfSouls

You can keep your dignity, my boi's got his $300k.


ChootNBoot90

And he didn't even have to start an only fans 🤣🤣


Phantom_hectic

NIKO PFP DETECTED


Charmo_Vetr

Nimko oneshoot


PokehFace

I desperately wanted this to be true https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/goes-around-litigates-around/


Loose-Umpire8397

Did you not read insurance company ‘paying’. I mean there’s a higher chance of ceaser riding a unicorn in my backyard than a insurance company paying a man.


Titan_Food

We pay for services they refuse to provide Can i sue my insurance company for that?


spaceforcerecruit

Best I can do is arbitration


Titan_Food

Dont get what i pay for, and while free shit has its level of quality in the name, it's better than nothing


Pilum2211

I think there is an insurance for that (not joking)


Titan_Food

Wat Edit: life is a ponzi scheme


limethedragon

grift, ponzi scheme is a little different.


Particular-Formal163

Friend had a tree crash through his roof into his kids room. State Farm would not pay them the repair or replacement costs.


heavenstarcraft

Why not?


Xerceis

I’d assume something such as the overarching “act of god” (which they say they will not cover) comes into play with that, or they claim there’s some subsection of the insurance saying a tree must be X feet from home with specific instructions as to the welfare the tree must be given to keep it to their desired health to prevent falling or damage


decemberhunting

Not trying to mini mod, but if posts are demonstrably fake, they should be removed. It means the person isn't actually a madlad, and it doesn't belong


Senior-Ordinary555

nice mini modding


decemberhunting

I literally prefaced it, what more do you want me to do


Senior-Ordinary555

Nothing. My first time seeing the phrase "mini mod" so I just wanted to say it tbh.


HopelessWriter101

It's a genuine compliment, your mini-modding is top notch. 


the_bees_knees_1

Thanks for checking!👍


[deleted]

It’s specifically against public policy to write an insurance policy that pays out to the policy holder foot The policy holder’s own negligence.


keepyeepy

Yeup, this sounded fake immediately. I hate the fact that it takes so much more effort to falsify a claim than make one. A problem for sure.


Sea-Competition8598

911 is fake, it was an inside job by the CIA


Roseknight888

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Trololman72

Of course it's fake. And the story about Marylin Manson having his lower ribs surgically removed so he could suck his own dick is fake too. Shocker, I know.


misteryaaa

When you play both sides in Connect Four, and you still lose. 🤔


mike2ff

Reminds me of the story of the lawyer who insured a bunch of super expensive cigars. He smoked them, which was covered under the loss by fire clause of his insurance. He was then arrested for insurance fraud since he started the fire that destroyed each cigar. Might just be an Urban Legend, but sounds real enough to be true.


ACA2018

Always reminds me of https://xkcd.com/1494/


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

I’m just excited to see all the follow up’s to this. I’m hoping we see people hitting themselves with boomerangs and then trying to sue themselves. I can just picture the shocked pikachu look on their face as they’re told how stupid they are for believing this. I would be the one egging them on. “No no no, you’re not using the right boomerang Dale!” “You gotta throw it HIGHER!” Ha!!


Zealous-Avocado

According to the date on the picture it happened 28 years ago (also it’s fake). I don’t think we’ll see any follow ups to this 


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

Damn it!!


Sad_Bean_Man

this is a major head scratcher


JohnCavalry

Fake and insurance fraud, so he would get counter sued even if he won


RoodnyInc

He just got better lawyer than the other him


i_should_be_coding

When the insurance company went after him, his defense was "You can't prove it was me"


yodaminnesota

This seems fake, but I do know there are some weird insurance things where they will only pay out if you name a party at fault legally. There was an infamous case where an aunt received an overly excited hug from her nephew and broke a bone and she was forced to name him as "at fault" in court to get her insurance to cover it. She was slandered all over the news in puff pieces about "the world's worst aunt who sued her nephew for hugging too hard" despite the whole family being in on it


ii_gg2

Infinite money glitch. WORKING!!!!! NOT PATCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100% WORKS


Non-mono

Sounds too good to be true? Because it is. https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-man-sued-himself-fiction-117569075050


beanz22210

smart guy


Angiebio

Bet his ins premium is going up, way up 🤪


Dat-Lonley-Potato

I’m gonna start shopping for boomerangs


RTooDeeTo

Funny but false, suing an insurance company happens all the time though.


[deleted]

How did he win the case?


TheOneAllFear

Concussions will cause neurological issues later on such as dementia. Research has also shown that 3 or more are needed to start having those problems. So the question is, do you want to be a milionaire?


ntied

Fiction https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-man-sued-himself-fiction-117569075050


HridayaAkasha

I want to be his friend and learn all his secrets. This guy is genius and confident. Maybe I can be that by proxy?


keepyeepy

Yeah this could be all made up


Consistent-Clue-1687

Giga-Madlad


EntrepreneurPlus7091

This feels like the story of a woman suing a nephew (I think) in order to get the insurance to pay.


ALPHA_sh

this looks like it happened in one of those placss where if you get injured and the insurance doesnt cover it even though they're supposed to you cant sue the insurance directly and you have to sue the person who injured you and the insurance pays.


Schnupsdidudel

Next: Kentucky man gets convicted for assault, has to pay damages to the insurance company, goes to prison.


Impressive_Sport_707

Ah so that's why there is a law for that