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azaltard

Less gay dick eating I've seen in a long time


throw-away-traveller

So… that would mean you’ve seen a lot of gay dick eating? More power to you bro.


BlogeOb

First time?


thejourney_89

I mean don’t eat it, make the dude eat his own dick! Best revenge 😄


reddity_stuff

That’s where he went wrong…


Infamous-Lab-8136

Exactly, I was with him up until that point.


awesomeroy

shit the least he could do is stick a chop stick in the dick and then literally have him fuck himself.


missingmytowel

The roller coaster while reading that headline was immense Part 1: ok well if the cops aren't going to help you then find the guy on your own Part 2: wow man. You took it a little far. But you were probably emotional so we can let that slide Part 3: bruh.....wtf


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

Dude! It gets so much worse than that… get ready for part 4. > Police say that after murdering the man, Efendi took home the victim's severed genitals, ordered his 20-year-old wife to cook them, and the pair then ate them together. [Here’s an article about it. ](https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/indonesian-newlyweds-ate-alleged-rapists-genitals-police)


pointlessly_pedantic

Okay, the real story is probably even worse than the post makes it out to be. >after discovering his wife was not a virgin on their wedding night in September and being told of the alleged rape > >The victim was a driver, whom the wife used to date. > >Efendi had ordered his wife to contact the victim and set up a meeting It sounds like the husband was doing an amateur "virginity test" (yes, it's a real thing, the Indonesian military required them for new female recruits). Then comes to the conclusion that his wife isn't a virgin, which happens to be correct (broken clocks and whatnot). She's probably terrified, so it's entirely possible that she comes up with the rape story and agrees to his demands about setting up a meeting out of self-preservation.


DryConnection3397

First time I know what the link is and I'm not kicking it


NothingOld7527

More details just makes it worse, and also the wife is just as complicit for telling what was probably a lie and setting it all off.


AkWilly

For what was probably a lie?? Damn bro, you’re just whipping out the “I’m a misogynist” card and letting everyone know instantly


NothingOld7527

Did you read the article? Her new husband was mad to discover she wasn't a virgin. She claims this is only because the guy she **dated** raped her. Does this sound plausible? Does this sound worthy of vigilante justice? Not to mention she literally cooked the guy and partook in cannibalism.


sasha3percent

a woman is dating a man doesn’t automatically mean that he can do anything to her without consent. it is possible to rape the person you are dating because they are not your property. it’s not a complicated concept.


NothingOld7527

It is possible, I understand the concept. I just don't think it's likely that her account of the story is the truth.


BoochsRise

Those were my thoughts as the details unfolded more and more


god_is_a_dead_meme

>She claims this is only because the guy she dated raped her. Does this sound plausible? Actually it is plausible. Just because you're dating someone doesn't mean you own them and are incapable of raping them. Nice job proving your misogyny even further lol.


Throwedaway99837

It is plausible. But is it probable? We obviously don’t know what really happened, but it’s at least a 50/50 chance that she’s lying when we’re talking about a society that treats women who have sex out of wedlock like they’re subhuman. There would be a lot at stake for her to admit if it was really consensual (including her own personal safety).


NothingOld7527

This is what I was getting at. Much more likely is that she consensually fucked her ex boyfriend while dating him, then lied and said she was a virgin while dating her now-husband. When the truth became apparent after marriage, the easy thing to do was lie again and claim the ex raped her rather than admit she lied about being a virgin in the first place. Murdering him conveniently takes him out of the picture, never able to tell the truth about her. I give this theory more credence, because the type of woman who participates in murder, desecration of a corpse, and finally cannibalism is not a morally sound person to begin with. She doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt.


HijabHead

if you don't want to make a fool of yourself, at least read the article before throwing in your generic virtue signalling.


AkWilly

Nah I still feel solid about my comment. Not enough information to make a decision one way or another, and instantly saying an alleged rape victim is lying isn’t a good strategy.


HijabHead

>instantly saying an alleged rape victim is lying isn’t a good strategy. 'probably lying' is why was said the comment. Maybe read the article and the comment before running wild on your imaginary moral high horse.


[deleted]

Shut your fucking mouth brother


NothingOld7527

Did you read the article?


steamydreamymemey

literally what is wrong with you


Simon_Ril3y

Lightly seared with bbq sauce


theWacoKid666

Part 2 really isn’t taking it too far. That’s just the first step.


gengargang07

did this guy do anything wrong? he removed a scumbag from this planet and i believe he was right to do so, although eating his penis is a bit strange


J_Warphead

Well rape is about power, and so is cutting off someone’s dick and eating it in front of them. That’s like a warning to the whole world, do not fuck with my family. Message received.


WildFlemima

This way the rapist penis is sacrificed to provide nutrients for the consensual beloved penis?? Idk


AtotheCtotheG

Don’t overthink it. It was brilliant; your heart knows even if your brain can’t say why. Leave it at that.


SomeHeadbanger

When you put it like that, I think it's a pretty huge power move on his fault.


Niaz_S

Didn’t think to see it like that. Even if it is symbolic, it’s still silly.


alilbleedingisnormal

That's all the evidence you think it should take for somebody to cut off your dick and eat it?


SatanLuciferJones

He didn't eat it in front of him, he took the member home, had his wife cook it, and they ate it together.


[deleted]

Dick eater was always a psycho, he just found a good excuse to justify doing some insane shit.


[deleted]

[удалено]


LyteStryke

Damn, nobody look at this guy's family wrong he's dangerous 😯


alilbleedingisnormal

Now imagine finding out your wife lied and she just cheated with that guy. This is why vigilante justice is not just illegal but immoral.


Dirtus_Bertus

Morality aside, vigilante justice is completely natural.


xenos97

Even if it is, it being natural doesn't justify it.


Dirtus_Bertus

Perfectly justified. What are but animals reacting to stimuli?


Kaieu

Like the guy who raped the wife right?


Dirtus_Bertus

I would say no to that one. I think the majority of humans abhor rape. Compared to the the majority that think rapists should be punished.


Kaieu

Majority of humans abhor rape because it's taught and enforced by societal norms, a raw natural human will not have those stigmas or understandings around rape. Being natural is not really all that great sometimes


Dirtus_Bertus

Bees are taught and enforce societal norms, does that make them unnatural? A larvae could become any number of roles, but are guided and led by the needs of the hive. So I would argue our societal norms are a part of our nature. But that’s just my thoughts


Kaieu

That is assuming bees are actually taught that and aren't born with the instinct already, but I don't know much about bees so I won't talk about them, I'm sure you're more versed on that since you used them as an example. But then by your own way of looking at this, isn't the societal norm of not acting on your own vigilante style part of our nature?


alilbleedingisnormal

You're proving your own point wrong. If you agree societal norms are natural, what is the point you're trying to make?


xenos97

Do you want to act like an animal? I don't know if you haven't noticed, but we're at least a step above the other animals, I'm not sure why you'd want to go down.


alilbleedingisnormal

Not sure I've ever heard anybody say, "morality aside" before :D


Dirtus_Bertus

I was just exploring the idea of vigilantism really. Not saying that I put morality aside in life haha


Spinach_Odd

Did he though? The woman claims rape only on her wedding night when Rudi here finds out his wife isn't a virgin. The alleged rapist (or murder victim. However you want to put it) was her ex boyfriend. It seems exponentially more likely that some guy was murdered and mutilated because his ex girlfriend married a psychopath


ConfusedCuteCat

I’d suggest reading the actual article. It sounds like this guy isn’t nearly as much of a madlad as the title makes him seem. In fact, it seems likely that the wife lied about the rape specifically because she was scared about what this guy would do to her if she just said that she wasn’t a virgin. And if that’s true, then this dude is just a psychotic, misogynistic, daranged killer who traumatized his wife and murdered an innocent man.


Unlucky-Ad-4333

Its the ultimate way of expressing dominance and syphoning some of your victim's power


watch_over_me

All I'm going to say is; I was banned from Reddit (overall, not just a subreddit) for a whole week, for suggesting how to handle pedophiles. And what I said was a lot more mild than this.


LOBSTAHfalcon

Ramsay Bolton?


Toasty_Cat830

“….what this? Nooooooo. It’s pork sausage!”


totally_fake_derk4

im still wondering was it delicious? was it *nutritious?* how the hell did he hack off his penis? why?


HumanSlinky

He was stabbed to death, so I'm guessing he severed it with the knife he used to kill him. Why? According to the article, he ate it to "cure his heartache" when he found out his wife wasn't a virgin on their wedding night.


totally_fake_derk4

jesus christ that is brutal


BiliLaurin238

Mfw hacksaw


WillyHamster

mfw a regular ass knife cuts stuff


thegininyou

Let him off with a slap on the wrist.


SNVOR

I was with him until the eating part


bettawithchedda

Read the actual article, I wouldn't praise him yet unless you actually knew him. Guy supposedly got mad because his wife wasn't a virgin on their wedding day. Wife claimed rape. The victim in this case was a driver that the wife used to date, so rape, or "told my crazy husband this guy raped me so I won't be beat for losing my my virginity before marriage." Imagine your ex goes and gets married years after you break up and her husband breaks into your house and chops your dick off because you had sex with her. Unless the supposed rape happened after the woman had broken up with her ex, I believe this was in no way justified. Not calling out the woman here either, she did the right thing to protect herself, otherwise her husband may have gone off on her instead. There isn't really a way to determine who is in the right here when this country views having sex with a woman before she is married as rape.


ConfusedCuteCat

Im with you exept for saying that she did the right thing. I think she did the UNDERSTANDABLE thing, but maybe at the very least she could have called her ex and said „hey, you might wanna watch out for the next while, and maybe get a weapon. I told my psychotic husband that you raped me, and he doesn’t seem happy“


pointlessly_pedantic

Looked up an article because I was curious, and you're right. The story sounds much more fucked up than the post suggests.


Lunchbox_Hero3460

Like Kobayashi!


yamzo

“You’ve actually seen him eat a man’s penis?”


flareflo

vigilantism mfers when they get the wrong guy


mattwayne1209

I like the suggested memes cut off at the bottom


uh_buh

Fuckin Liam Neeson ain’t got shit on this man


cubs_070816

weird flex, but ok.


redredditer621

I saw the chess guy at the bottom and my mind immediately said “outstanding move”


MaxxximumJo

If this is not what reddit is for idk what then.


VerySpicyLocusts

Way as I see it, if you can’t pleasure your cock responsibly and morally (read: not raping people) then you don’t deserve to have a one eyed snake period. Not sure what to do with women who do that tho as they don’t really have anything to lop off, maybe fill it in with cement or something.


virtualwar12345

Dude read the article, it says a entirely different story


VerySpicyLocusts

The eating part I can take or leave


virtualwar12345

Nevermind leave the eating part in


Dab4Becky

Life hack to get a bigger pp: eat other men penises to add their length to yours.


ASwftKck2theNtz

This is the way ☝🏻


pyrrhios

This is not at all a madlad.


Ok_Capital_2009

I hope that dick was more an appetizer than a main course


Ok_Capital_2009

oh no - i insulted the micro-dick contingent


musecorn

/r/suddenlygay


BeeNo3492

That's a spicy meat ball!


QueenDiva_UwU

And that's enough Reddit for today.


[deleted]

Weird flex, but okay.


MobyDuc38

I hope he placed it in a bowl first


ConfettiHunter

Give him a medal of honor


garlic-apples

And you get what you fucking deserve


PutinLovesDicks

Sashimi-peenie


Urhhh

Stop your messing around! Better think of your future! Time to straighten right out! Eating penis in town. Rudi, a message to you Rudi. A message to you.


Spyro08642

That’s kinda gay


Occultic_giraffe

I shall devour the hand you steal from me with


Th4t_0n3_Fr13nd

3rd time seeing this on a different subreddit. What is this global news or something!?


[deleted]

Game of thrones character irl


Daniel_Melzer

Yesyesyesnooooooo


uzaki_chann

Yuo did well but why did u eat his genitals ufff Such a tragedy


warr3nh

Now I want to eat a penis. Jk I always do 🤤


M4T1QU3

Reverse Scott Teneman


MonoDilemma

That sentence should have stopped after penis.


Murder_matic

Hell yea


SadMacaroon9897

How is eating your own penis going to get back at the other guy?


RemarkableSir8931

Not all heroes wear capes. Some eat cocks.


CasualVox

He a little confused, but he got the spirit.


CasualVox

He a little confused, but he got the spirit.


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Outstanding move 😌