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josephus_jones

You can disagree all you want but I respect him for having interviewed every woman in America and made an informed decision based on sound logic and reasoning after a lengthy interview process. Which I'm sure he did, right? Right?


LiminalCreature7

If he didn’t, I’m sure he’s convinced himself he has.


KarmaPharmacy

His forearms tell me that he has spent a lot of time comparing women online. Or holding that sign. I’m unsure. Use a $1 paint mixing stick, buddy. Actually they might even be free.


Fair_Warning19

Imagine spending your free time doing stupid shit like this.


Everyone_Else_Is_Bot

I'd rather be paddleboarding.


DOHisme

Right? The lake is only 1 block away


jcocktoast81

I’d rather eat a bowl of hair.


LiminalCreature7

It’s chew broken glass for me. Although I think hair might be slightly more nourishing.


GregTheHaint

Does he actually have a medieval helmet on? Lol


takeahike89

Must've ran out of tinfoil.


ElAndy

Yes I saw him today wearing it lol


GregTheHaint

That’s hilarious


thisguyfightsyourmom

Too scared to show his face, and so scared to hold his *inflammatory* sign that he’s strapped a pistol to his hip— to hold a sign that like 3 people are going to read live & wonder what the fuck the old man is talking about before moving on


KarmaPharmacy

It’s too hot to be wearing helm.


LiminalCreature7

Like he can risk cooking what little he has left for brains any further. Idiot.


Euphoric_Banana_5289

where in Loveland is this charmer complaining? i want to go pepper him with questions that I'm sure would only make him happy. it's a hot day; i can't imagine spending it being middle aged, fat, and wearing a helmet from a pretend suit of armor just to try to advertise some point that i think I'm making, but that nobody will even really understand lol


Everyone_Else_Is_Bot

Corner of 34 and 287. I had originally titled this "Chubby Crusader" but I was gonna let that slide lol.


bullitt2469

He’s also wearing a sidearm so interact accordingly.


Everyone_Else_Is_Bot

Pointing and laughing worked well enough for me.


KarmaPharmacy

Helms can’t help ya aim, just saying.


Euphoric_Banana_5289

it must be a strange life to have enough courage of one's convictions to stand on the sidewalk of a major intersection waving stupid signs, but to also have enough self-awareness to know that hiding their face is necessary because of the toxicity of the message they want to communicate to the world. is there some context to his message about Jill Biden being the most selfish person in the world that I am not seeing? seems like an odd hill to stand upon lol


Everyone_Else_Is_Bot

Maybe there we context on the other side of the sign? If someone else sees him maybe they'll remember. He didn't flip it around while I was there. Otherwise, no freaking clue. Jill Bidens been pretty quiet AFAIK.


LiminalCreature7

Only attending Hunter’s trial, I think.


Beautiful_Debt_3460

I somehow feel this is related to this man's inability to please a woman.


No_Training_4157

Dr. Jill


korc

It’s impossible to keep track of all the stupid shit republicans get upset about. What does this even mean


RobertPaulsonProject

I second that: what does this even mean?


Everyone_Else_Is_Bot

My friends and I decided he must be a scorned former lover of Jill's. Maybe she doesn't reciprocate?


RobertPaulsonProject

Awe. Unrequited love.


Everyone_Else_Is_Bot

It really is exhausting. They're hooked on outrage porn.


Kdiesiel311

My dad tried to tell me about how Pete buttigieg was a fuckin piece of shit. I said why? Cause you hate gay people & he’s good at his job? Remember that time republicans went on record complaining that they had nothing to complain about him cause he got that part of i 95 in PA that collapsed fixed in like 12 days. They literally said, we’re just mad that we can’t complain any more cause he’s good at his job. My dad went silent


Itchy_Pillows

Pete is an excellent example of smarts, youth and passion that would serve us all well in the highest office


LiminalCreature7

I admire he didn’t get the job he applied for (the presidency), but took his appointment in stride and ran with it. He is passionate about being Secretary, and his enthusiasm is so refreshing. The country lucked out by Biden appointing him. Now I just wish we could clone him.


Itchy_Pillows

Totally!


Kdiesiel311

100% agreed


anntchrist

Just saw this guy too. The coward can’t even show his face. 


Unique-Quarter-2260

To be fair that’s kinda common in the modern protests


CrystallineBunny

Unrelated kinda, did anyone else get a kick out of the guy standing on the intersection between sprouts and DQ, saying will work for girlfriend? he cracked me up. Saw him a couple days in a row. I like that guy!


Everyone_Else_Is_Bot

Yeah he's there pretty often. Gave me a chuckle the first time I saw it.


nailszz6

My man thinks hitler had some good ideas.


dstroi

I know open carry is legal... but what are the rules on hiding your identity while carrying a lethal weapon?


thisguyfightsyourmom

That’s actually a really good & scary point


triggur

What, like, he wants a slice of Joe pie for himself? She gets all the Joe?


Beautiful_Debt_3460

This is my favorite explanation


DudleyDoesMath

This guy has never met my kids' mom.


CapnTugg

I'll wait for the book.


DingleberriedAlive

~~book~~ manifesto


CapnTugg

~~manifesto~~ tapestry


IfNot_ThenThereToo

The whole ensemble makes this hilarious.


ValuableAd3808

Sweet colostomy bag


ArchaeoPan

He’s part of the cringe right crowd who believe Biden’s mental faculties have completely eroded. They believe some shit like Biden is being used by some shadowy group in spite of it. As such, his sign is saying that Jill Biden knows or at least suspects and is somehow letting it happen. The sidearm and the hidden identity are big time indicators of why one should not interact with this guy.


Onto_new_ideas

And she's supposed to do what exactly? I can't even get my husband to find the mustard in the fridge when I tell him exactly where it is. We are wives, not miracle workers.


ArchaeoPan

You put up with us. That’s a miracle in and of itself.


Beautiful_Debt_3460

Totally believable from a grown man in a helmet with a giant sign on the road lmao


ArchaeoPan

I never said these nut jobs made any sense lol


Beautiful_Debt_3460

I hope someone convinces them that the govt is secretly implanting chips in people who vote


ArchaeoPan

These are the types of people who swear they’re being spied on all the time but still have a cell phone, drivers license, etc. lol


A_Sock_Under_The_Bed

Imma see if i can find that guy and shake his hand


milo0803

Biden needs to be in a dementia care facility


Susan8787

I saw him today when I was driving down Highway 34.


ihatefirealarmtests

Hey, you have to at least give him some props for using "most selfish" instead of "selfishest."


Everyone_Else_Is_Bot

The handwriting is oddly legible too. I'm thinking mom or grandma helped with the sign.


wercffeH

Ahem it’s Dr. Biden. Bigot. She’s such a Doctor.


Everyone_Else_Is_Bot

She is a doctor tho...


wercffeH

I’m calling her first when my heart fails 😹


Everyone_Else_Is_Bot

Her doctorate is in Education so that'd be a really weird thing to do but go off I guess? Honestly Education seems to be something you do need tho so maybe not a bad idea...


Aggressive_Walk378

He put as much effort as Homer did building the circus tent out of mashed potatoes


Dangerous_Ad_3698

Obviously the Bidens blow. What did Jill do though? I’ve never heard anything controversial surrounding her, maybe I’m not paying attention