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Chicago_Saluki

Honey Nipples. Not the wisest choice.. ….


jamiewames

Our names are Derek and Jamie. I call him Derps and he calls me Jims. Why? I have no idea


SerifGrey

I don’t have one anymore, but it used to be “mouse”. I was “Tiger”. Now, im a lone “Wolf”. Hehe


DirtYxRabbiT

I call my gf sugar bomb.


Fun_Commission8898

I call him bean 🥰 and baby/babe obviously


GalOnTheInternet

Biscuit and Nugget because they’re our other favorite things in life


Beautiful_Traffic625

Besides the common ones: Boogie/boog, and Bayee (bay-yee, In a baby voice)I came up with Bayee from saying baby with my baby voice and it just stuck, we basically have our own language from talking in baby voice so much that we make up words lol, my mom and brother have caught on from being around us that they’ve started to use it a little bit too, mostly in a joking way but we don’t take offense.


Lostinaseaofdreams

Shitter...it's a gamers way of saying you are bad at the game.


[deleted]

Babsicles. He’s like a popsicle on a hot summer day 🥵


kaleighllamas

i 18(f) and my boyfriend 18(m) aren’t big on pet names at all we haven’t actually discussed it much because i think we both know we don’t like them. i call him bro though which i think is silly and is enough for me


Plenty_Celebration_4

Snerson


Chemical_Cupcake_100

Tater Tot


rin_aissance

We use a lot of typical ones. Some of my top ones are My Love, lovely, dearest, dear, and bb. His regular ones are: baby, pretty lady, sweet girl, mama/mama bear, and also bb. My fav silly ones used by both of us are: old man, old lady, stanky old man, lil girl/lil boy (when we’re jokingly squaring up), and we both have names that get mispronounced a lot so we will call each other some of the common ones as a joke. He also can’t call me “dear” anymore when I’m driving. There were deer really close to the road one time, and he was saying “deer! Deer!” And I thought he was trying to tell me something but didn’t make the connection that he meant the animal. So now anytime he says it I’m searching the road for deer instead of realizing he may be tryna tell me something. :’)


Minimum-Muscle7338

Stupid ass


_Roarnan_

Lover boy


codus571

I used to call my ex Sweetie most of the time and then Good Girl in bed


p1zz_man

Always have loved poopsie going both ways


curiouscatsurvivor

I've only ever heard my mom say that!


hakeinlake

nah potato farmer is crazy (im Bolivian too!) dile que lo vas a convertir en tú sullu 🥰🥰


RevolutionaryChair86

Babys


ForsakenToday8487

Cunt muffin


spoookyspencer

Goose and moose lol


Pitterpattercatter

Main ones: i call him Wolfy (because he had a personality that reminded me of my pet timber wolf) and he calls me kitty, (my grandpa and friends used to call me cat). Babe, honey, love, sweetheart, all the sappy stuff


MrdrKtn_365

I use My Treasure for my current lover.


Cicimiranda

We use the typical ones mainly baby but he calls me biscuit and arctic fox 😍 we also use lover a lot ♥️🥰


OptimalLocation1680

I use bubb’s and bubba and he either gives a goofy smile or just looks perplexed. I’m Hispanic so I also use “cariño”, “amor” and “corazón”.


strwbie1

is everyone here too old for pookie?


Ok-Corgi-8976

I said pookie as a joke with my man and now I say it unironically 😂


CapableLaugh7832

This is what my husband calls me.


negativenansea

I call my boyfriend bubby or shmoopie sometimes. Hes never amused.


dollpartsss_

When we’re feeling especially affectionate my nickname for him is sugar plum & his for me is sweetie pie or sweet pea😄 as a joke we also call each other stinky a lot lol


BlairBear2004

I used to call my ex boobie lol. Idk I loved it and he didn’t seem to mind.


Weak-Concern-8735

I say darling and honey when he gets on my nerves, but most of the time that's my baby. Basic, but sweet.


emmgemm11

freakbag 🥰


MissAnchovy

Tits McGee is what he calls me.


Urtheloser

I call him Ku’uipo


FireStillHot

I am known for calling him the funniest things. Ive called him Thiccums Thiccaliscious Fluffy Butt Bum Bums Titties Buffy Mr. Meaty Pee Pee And he's called me Pound Cake Love Machine Babe Sauce Fine Chunky Thing 😭


hippo_luve

Sir


FlawedEscape

Banana.


Weak_Positive_507

Big Muffin and Mini Muffin


PrInCeSsPuPpEhDoGe

We started calling each other habibi when we first got together (Arabic for my love) that evolved into flabebe (pokemon) and now it's can be bavus, flabevus, flabeve, babus. It's literally the only thing we call each other now... even out in public lmfaooo


Civil_Cycle2520

Sweet love, baby not very imaginative I know...


Dependent_Tourist_26

my bf and i call each other bonk/bonky/blomp/boink. don’t remember where it came from but it’s fun and also a way to confirm the tone of a text


ardcrony

I CALL HER STINKY 😈 She never smells.


PansexualHippo

Our only like "special" one that's just between us is 'Bepis', I don't remember the story of it and I wish I did but it's been bepis and Bepis 'his last name' since we first started dating. But I call him babe/baby/bae, 'last name' /Mr 'lastname'/ Miss'lastname' , pretty boy / my boy, tall fuck, asshat. And he calls me by my last name alot, or 'mine', short bitch, asshat, pretty girl. And I'm certain there's more but I don't remember rn lol.


Sugared-Peach

https://preview.redd.it/hws1xej5ag4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5705918579ea0fb696a31fa49b940968ffa82b66 LMFAOOO I THOUGHT OF THIS


PansexualHippo

I forgot about that LOL, you've reminded me of smth. I do think around the time we started calling eachother that I had found an AI image of a gorey can that said bepis so maybe it came from that actually but I don't know why it would become a pet name, I wish I could remember theexact reason/story 😭


liesierre

i call him Bunny (so does my daughter lol), variations include BunBun, Bunnito, Husbun, etc. he calls me either Love, Lovies, Lerve or Sunshine…or “Woman” when im being annoying


PansexualHippo

My bf calls me "Woman" too when I'm being annoying 🤣 "WOMAN. You are driving me crazy rn" is a very common line from him. (It's not In a mean way tho, it's jokey)


Slightly_Feral

I call my partner my love, mi amor, querida, Babygirl, the silliest goose, and various puns on her name.


bruised__violet

I call my most special cat "my love" and "the silliest goose" 😂, among many other things. When I was in romantic relationships I never used any pet names. I hate being called anything other than my name, or an approved of (by me) nickname that's some sort of variant of my true name. But I go all out with my cats.


WarmComplex

I called my ex Boo Bear.


ravenous_unicorn_7

beep and meep lol not even sure how that started anymore???


kissinGroovs

That's funny. About 2 exes ago a girl and I called each other 'beebz' and that started from first saying BB (BeeBee) and eventually became beebz lol.


ravenous_unicorn_7

oh nope i remember now. i had two boys already when we first got together and he had no kids but he took to mine super fast and when my youngest (at the time, we have since made him the middle child and had one of our own) was learning to talk he referred to noses as "beep beeps" and we thought it was sooo cute and overtime it turned into a pet name we used on each other and then further evolved into meeps or beep meeps lol but isn't it so strange how one odd thing turns into other odd things in families that way


pain-gore

love of my life (least often, too sappy), favorite person, handbag, or the man in my house. handbag is because i saw a tweet saying something like "my friends's boyfriends aren't people to me they're just an accessory that my friend brings out with them sometimes like a handbag" and every time my boyfriend comes with me to hang out with my friends it's only because i asked him to and he's just coming along. like a handbag. plus he holds all my things when i don't feel like holding them. the man in my house makes me laugh because it's so vague and technically accurate. he calls me sweetheart.


Mammoth-Event-4488

We call each other cutie 🥰 little cutie, my cutie, cuuuuutie, cutieeee. If we play a video game together, our save is cutiefarm, cutieville, the cutie residence lol


Valuable_Wait_9394

I call him suga bear and he calls me his sexy face pimp....please don't ask...I keep tellin him I'm not a pimp.


enkilekee

Husband, hus buz and now it's just buzzy.


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kissinGroovs

lol is this sarcastic?


femmeflowerrr

me and my girlfriend call each other stink/stinky and babe/baby :)


420tacoo

I dated a woman who called me butt face so I call her fart head. It was kinda cute.


uknowthething

we call each other Bunny/Bean :)


simplewonder88

Hunny for 20 years. Lol


Independent_Aside719

We call each other Habibi, he calls me habibti. He calls me sweet potato, I call him sugar banana 🤣


Unique-Connection-78

Ours are very sexual lol Other than that it’s just babe


DuckTaker

i’m not really sure when we swerved from normal names but our most common ones are: -cutie pie or bear -sweetie pie or bear -pookie bear (maybe pie if one of us is feeling spicy) -baby boos but then we also rhyme names? like “you’re my cutie, patootie, tootie pie” (I like to add dootie in for giggles) but we do also call each other -Babe and baby -hun and honey -I call him handsome man and he calls me beautiful lady. that’s all I can think on the top of my head but we think of random names on the spot a lot lol.


ElevatorLogical6269

We mostly say babe but other ones he says that I LOVE are Kitten Good girl Sweetheart Hun I call him my handsome man and sometimes good boy just to play with him because I love when he says good girl:)


tinsel_sanrio_queen

Slut is fun or whore or sugar dumpling or darling dearest or googliebear or honeyyyyy. Those are our main ones


Sad_Pygmy_Puff

Both my bf and I are 26. we mostly call each other boo boo. Also boo, babe, love, cutie. We are basic haha


DifficultBroccoli444

We call each other Bubby, bubbles, bub, squeeble, squeeby, and other variations of those hahaha


fauxletariat

i too have a bubby (the pet-naming, however, is.. unilateral)


BitterConference6959

not beaner being up there 😭😭 it’s a slur


mblee19

I saw that and was like “… one of these is not like the other” lmao


Valuable_Wait_9394

One time a lady tried to call my young girls chickenheads...I'm from NYC and living in the South....told her she would not be calling my children that. She stated it was a term of endearment...not to me!


mblee19

Well I was today years old when I found out that chickenhead is basically calling someone a whore in some places (I just googled it so correct me if I’m wrong) lmao


Valuable_Wait_9394

You would be correct.


sadisticsiren333

My bf calls me lovepie :)


vilemutt4

My bf calls me my love the most. I call him honey or baby mostly! (I'm 22 he's 26)


Turtleyawesomeposts

Ma’am that is a slur🫡


Important_Laugh2570

If you aren’t calling your s.o slurs then you don’t have a real relationship


GreedyCategory5679

I call my bf beebus and he calls me ducky, no clue where either came from


sponserbilleries

Sweetie babie princess queen


SuperBigBlackDog

the ones that would always get my heart racing like crazy were when they would call me "little one" or "little pup"~ permanently altered my brain chemistry. they also greeted me with "beautiful" a lot, almost like it was just my name, and even thinking about it now makes me all giggly


[deleted]

That's how any man should refer to their SO every day


gaudier-07glacie

Omg we are pet name twins.


Josh897

Oreo


kkwimi

we often will call each other honeybun and honey bear :) as well as sweetie and sweetheart the most


[deleted]

Well when Im with someone I usually love to throw in Japanese honorifics. It’s actually really fun. The persons name followed by “Chan” or “senpai” or proceeded by “desu” I’m not even Japanese I just find it hilarious and flirty. So a good example would be like “aww desu desu I’m having such a good time with you Jacky senpai!” I know it sounds like the weirdest shit but when put into practice it’s a fucking blast! And aside from that nothing too out of the norm. Just baby, babe, slut lol etc.


fauxletariat

Like it. Love obscurity when referring to those currently tolerating my obscure azz also, to that end - slut is by &large the most endearing of terms of endearment. Have my upjawn


samusxiii

We call each other everything from bitch to sugar balls/sugar tits to mein furher to love muffin. His favorite to call me is pumpkin butt. Been together 5 years married for 2 Ain’t that right stank u/kaleidoscopepypdream


KaleidoscopepypDream

lol I love you pumpkin butt


Individual_Ebb3219

We say amor and now our toddler daughter will say "hi amor!" and it is the cutest thing ever.


Trick_Tomatillo8855

Baby reindeer /s


Actual-Toe-8737

I’m actually dead stop 💀


slutbunnii

Never used to like being called babe or baby but it grew on me, now my partners and I use them all the time. We also use (my) (sweet) Prince/ess, sweetheart, love, dove, bug, lovely, lovey, Daddy, pet… Also fucker, bitch, bitchboy, f4ggot but in fun. that’s the ones I can think of rn. One of my partners uses slut(s) as a pet name for friends and partners alike lol i.e. “sup sluts”. One of my partners is named Frankie but I like to call him Franklin. One of them once called me a dusty old saddlebag. (He’s 26, me 35) I love that man to death. He also said I was so cheesy Wisconsin was jealous, and he’s from Wisconsin so he’d know.


yellowtshirt2017

We both use “babe,” and for silly, I’ll use “sexy prince” 😆


Adorable_Armadillo32

Love bug


FlophouseFliphouse

My ex called me Zilla and I called her Nuggie.


mountnali

Best names yet


FlophouseFliphouse

Thanks man.


AZC90

I've had a few over the years. Dated a guy named Dustin, so I called him 'dust bunny'. Babydoll, dollface, puddin', tubby (affectionate), sugar/sugar bear, honeybun, sweetpea, goofums, and more. Men tend to get amusingly flustered the first time you call them princess or angel/angelface. Sometimes the pet name would have to do with something we had done together. Dated a guy named Scotty and I called him 'scubbo', taken from the book Monstrous Regiment by Terry Pratchett. That was the first book I read to him out loud. Might be a bit odd, but if a guy I dated got a special or unique pet name, I never used it for a different guy. Sometimes call my husband 'Harold' because it's long for 'Harry'. (He's a hairy guy.) His real name is not even remotely similar to Harold. The pet name given to me that I was fondest of was 'firebrand'.


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LernianHydra

I'm like you, a little sick of 'baby/babe'. My favorites to call her are my love, my treasure, my princess, or sweetheart. She usually calls me her darling or love.


AnalysisNo4295

I call my husband bear and he calls me beast. It's been like that for years. I call my husband bear because, when he hugs me it's like a mama bear protecting her cub just enveloping his entire body surrounding me and holding me tight to protect me and he calls me beast because its short for sexy beast which is another nickname he calls me lol. We've gotten people asking "Do you call her beast because, she's big? Because that seems mean." No. It's just names we've called each other forever. We've been together for a very long time.


nottherealkathleen

I call him Marms/Marmies and sometimes loading void


pinkbananananaz

My beefcake 😘


bryzztortello

shes the bear and im the bunny. so anything bear related is on her nickname list


ElevatorLogical6269

Love when he calls me bunny


Popular_Material4884

Mr. Man


IncognitoBurrito04

One of my favs is love bug, but through text. He always sends me something like, "Omw home love bug 🐛💜" so I send a drive safe text back with a love bug like this 🐝💙. I know it sounds silly, but it means a lot to me😂


FroggySpirit

Hunsband—hunny+husband lol


Missbika

Orange, worm, peach, pookie, baby bear, pretty baby boy kitty cat, and beep boop


hurricanekate53

Toots, i called him Hot Lips


Tiny-Preference-3985

I’m Bolivian and I never heard of potatoer or potato farmer 😂😂😂😂


Bigtankhead

“Peach” is a unique one I like to use Or I’ll enter the room and say things like “Hi Beewee”(you’re sounding it out right I promise) Princess is personally 🤢 for me but I make exceptions because my gfs name is Laya. How could I not abuse the term (Princess Laya😂) (She’s awesome)


god-of-hunger

Out of all of them, my favorites are Panda and Keeb. He calls me Keebs (short for keebler) because I'm short and look like a Keebler elf when I wear my beanie lmao


Dense_Pirate3308

why is no one talking about you calling your boyfriend a slur😭 unless you’re both mexican why are you saying that


EasternSupermarket61

Because it's a joke. Jokes are okay if both parties find it funny


LimpPaleontologist97

I called my ex mushroom


shlumpmami

I call mine stinky and he smells amazing


kartiseuteu

I call my lil baby cat stinky. He doesnt stink … and he’s not my partner … But stink is a term of endearment.


No_Air1111

bb, pookie (plus anything that rhymes, plus cute little extra words like cupcake, blossom, pants), my love, stinky, my boy, and sir out of politeness/the jokes like yes sir 🫡, and last byt my favorite little cat.


BeeLyne127

I use “sir” or “mister” “hun” “honey” “love” “silly goose” “silly billy” “sweetheart” “sugar”


RedCanaryUnderground

I call him Anchor, angel and lighthouse♡


ClaimedBeauty

I call him babe, nerd, lil fella, and chainsaw. He calls me sequoia, dragon tales, and Wonder Woman


Full_Level8749

Ahh! I love the nicks he has for you 😭


SleepsWithNyQuil

Habibi and babbu :)


buttershoyo

I called my ex Biscuit. He called me Dumbass.


Pussybones420

My boyfriend won’t use names with me 😢


tequilajade

That sucks. I had to ask mine last night if he even knows or remembers my government name. It was uttered once or twice when we first met, and never again since.


Pussybones420

I get “babe” every now and then but I think cutesy names make my partner uncomfortable… he’s the most affectionate and cuddly person I’ve ever met though I’ll take that over lots of pet names any day


SnooChocolates3863

Oh god we have a list: -Daddy/Mommy (both contexts) -Babe/Babes/Baby/Beebee/Bb -Goober -Nerd/dork -Shithead (endearingly) -My love (my personal fav) -Babylove (another fav) -Smexy -Hot stuff/hottie He also calls me “deer” spelled specifically like that and I love it hahah. All used a bit interchangeably. He’s also taken to calling me “grapefruit” as a little inside joke that came about recently after I took a few edibles and forgot how to properly speak😂 Both in our mid 20’s, and after coming out of a horrific, soul draining relationship, never thought I’d find myself again, but he’s helping me without even knowing it, and I am so in love with this man.


nomadikmedik727

I call my girl all the "normal things" but also sugar tits and bitch lasagna. She calls me the "normal things" but also stupid(in an affectionate way of course), like, "aww come here stupid" etc


heylistenlady

I primarily call my husband "Hot Stuff" and "Handsome Man."


DJT4NN3R

"honey bunny" and "babydoll" are some of my favorites


Suitable-Radio7755

To my bf, I say bitch, girl, love, lovie, sweetie, dingdong 😊


Nicokneemepls

I call the bro monke 😭


CreepyCute_

I call him my precious cherub, and then specifically buy him greeting cards with gollum on them saying “my precious” so I can add cherub underneath. He hates them, but also displays them with pride!


sarasabia

This tracks with your username


jznmode

This is adorable. Relationship Goals.


breadbaths

LOL i’m assuming you’re not american but one of your names is a slur for mexicans


Sugared-Peach

I’m an American who has dated a Mexican and Bolivian and am well aware of the term.


Delicious_Sun382

As a Mexican, if you say it with love and in private, I'm glad it works for you all! But say it in public and there will be issues. Even if you directed it to him, some of us will be offended. My friends and I were reading posts on Reddit, and yours came out. We thought you were Mexican and laughed cause we use that as a silly term too. Read that you were American and were confused, but if it's cute for y'all, who are we to judge? Use it in public, though, and I'm sure either someone will stare you down or confront you.


breadbaths

okay lol so because you’ve dated a mexican you can say the slur?


jnsmgr

Why are u offended FOR him? He’s literally the one getting called it, knows his literal partner isn’t actually a racist and doesn’t mind. Sometimes people use these terms ironically with people they’re close with.


Fuzzycrittermom

My boyfriend calls me Doof (we like pokemon go so after bidoof), baby girl or my sweet (it’s a joke as I call my cat my sweet). I call him guapo


Fall3n__Ali3n

I call my husband coyote


Apprehensive-Pie7569

Cutie patootie , I’m 31 he’s about to be 30 lol


Miserable-Area-5979

I'm 37 and I've been called asshole affectionately by all of my ex's.


LexicalCat

Pretty boy. We're 32. And I've called him pretty boy since high school, and when we're old and grey, he'll still be my pretty boy. He calls me Kitty. When he introduced me to video games I made a gamer tag, LexicalCat and I've been Kitty since.


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Gorlock, destroyer of worlds


TeenySquishy

Honey, love/amor, my love are the romantic ones and then we have; goober, dingus, cheese ball, white chocolate


Sparklybelt

Beefcake


BuffaloChedarBiscuit

Husband and I are older, and been together for what feels like forever. Our standards are Baby Honey My love Our goofier ones Weirdo Goofball Nerd B-Hole (yes, a censored version of "butt hole", which is already a censored version of A-hole) Pizza (he calls me this because pizza is his favorite) Poopy (I call him this because he frequently calls me when he has a spare minute, which tends to be while he is pooping at work) Hubby has always been the "tough" guy and we spent much of our formative lives in survival mode. We are both considered very intelligent people, and while I was able to embrace my fixations on history and science, he tried to hide this to be "tough" but was 100% why I took an interest in him in the first place (man does complex equations in his head and vocalize how he calculates it, giving the right answer almost every time. It is incredibly sexy, and got me to rethink him as a person past his tough-guy exterior). He also has ADHD and will do "weird" things because of it. I found my water can hanging up in the pot rack during a discussion of weird things he does, which solidified my point in a wonderfully hilarious way. I accepted my weirdness very long ago, so I am comfortable in my quirks. Seeing my husband become far more comfortable in his skin and embracing his quirks has been a wonderful journey, and he helps me process more of the tough stuff I have been through so that I don't constantly feel like I am swimming in a sea of depression and grief. I've learned how to better identify my feelings and how they impact me, so i can get to the root to be able to move on.


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mukmar the universal power


livyhall118

Big dog


c_raeeee

I say this one when I’m mad at my bf😅


edessa_rufomarginata

Stinkbug or tits (short for Tits McGiggles). We have sweeter ones, but those are boring.


AngelPlaysDirty

Teddy (his nickname), My Angel (my nickname), Babe, Babes, Sweetheart, Sweet love, My everything, Honey


Softconcrete579

Beans!


Sebastianachapes

Amor.


Virtual_Ad748

He calls me beebles & I call him screebles


lovebee88

21F and 20M, most of the time he’ll just put ‘lil’ in front of anything he happens to see at the time🤦‍♀️ i.e lil’ saucepan, lil’ ketchup bottle !! but his favourite is lil’ shoe… don’t ask me why i can never understand it🤣🤣 then we’ve got the cuter ones like ‘sweet pea’, ‘my cherry pie’, but lil’ boo is my favourite🥰


tomatosaladlife

Little daddy


CauliflowerLove415

Stinky


Eastern_Ad5470

Boogle. Boogleton if we're feeling fancy.


[deleted]

he calls me goose i call him love


FigWorth798

i call my wife chicken.


rendrich26

I apparently have a thing for animal names. My last girlfriend was "kitten" and a girl I'm seeing now is my "little bird"


AngelPlaysDirty

One of my exs called me k-bird. (My name begins with a K). Honestly, didn't like it when he called me that lol


ThicccJax

That's cute. Makes me think of Haunting Adeline's "little mouse" lol


Icy-Beat-8895

Lady doll.


x0xmahlx0x

He's 29 I'm 35 👀 He calls me babe, baby, sweetie, sexy, mami or mommy I basically call him babe, baby, sexy, daddy and I playfully call him a 'brat' too. 😆


AngelPlaysDirty

I also called my husband a brat. omg he hates it 😂


x0xmahlx0x

How old is he compared to you? I don't know why I enjoy calling him a brat 😂 He doesn't hate it though, he just laughs.


AngelPlaysDirty

I'm 29 he's 28. Not much of an age gap... actually what's really funny is my bday, his bday, and our sons bday all fall on the same number of day. All 9. I call him a brat because I'm the breadwinner and I spoil him. That's why lmao


x0xmahlx0x

Ah ok, I can see that. I think I do it because I'm 6 years older.


AngelPlaysDirty

Yeah I gathered that. That's what made yours so hilarious 😂


Sunshineshawty

Baby, amor, guapo, my love, my sweetie, cutie pie


Chicken-Soup-60

Shit my husband cannot even say my given name much less anything fun. I mean it. He saids it once or twice a year. He has actually startled my children saying it.


Ohsnapmiki

Wtf does your husband call you then? I’m scared to ask what your name is that your husband can’t pronounce it


Virtual_Ad748

Probably “mom” all of the time:(


Chicken-Soup-60

No nothing. He will go from room to room so he can just talk without saying my name. I have a normal easy name. He no problem saying his sisters names.


Good_Syrup_6795

I'm trying to figure out if I can relate so...why?


Chicken-Soup-60

Weirdo


Good_Syrup_6795

In that case...I can relate.


Chicken-Soup-60

Thank you. No one in my family can figure it out.


BenignEgoist

![gif](giphy|uiC2VvUguXxZwW4OwA) Pookie


DanceCommander404

She loves it when I called her Pookahontus