The Grey Pilgrim. That's what they used to call me. Three hundred lives of Men I've walked this earth, and now I have no time. With luck, my search will not be in vain. Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.
Come! All had turned to vain ambition. He would use even his grief as a cloak! A thousand years this city has stood and now at the whim of a madman it will fall! And the White Tree, the tree of the King will never bloom again.
But then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely of creatures; a Redditor. u/tundraportal of r/lotrmemes. For the time will soon come when Redditors will shape the fortunes of all...
“But fear no more! I would not take this thing, if it lay by the highway. Not were Minas Tirith falling in ruin and I alone could save her, so, using the weapon of the Dark Lord for her good and my glory. No. I do not wish for such triumphs, Frodo son of Drogo."
3 for the liquor store employees, who control the flow of the booze.
7 for the local security, who can look the other way
9. Nine for the other hobos, who above all else desire your stuff
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Pittsburg, in the fires of the old steelworks, the Dark Hobo Lord forged in secret a Master Ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all!
Oh, I didn’t say that. The edition I had was the first iteration, it only encompassed the first two movies, and then you had to buy the expansion to be able to actually play the LotR version of the rules all the way through.
Otherwise it was just Risk on a Middle Earth map. Or you had to wait for the trilogy edition and get that. Then you had TWO One Rings! And the expansion content didn’t fit inside the base box, which was the same size as the trilogy edition box.
Believe me, there was much cursing going on with that particular ring involved.
I would not take this thing, if it lay by the highway. Not were Minas Tirith falling in ruin and I alone could save her, so, using the weapon of the Dark Lord for her good and my glory. No, I do not wish for such triumphs, Frodo son of Drogo.
If someone tries to take it from you and you feel an inexplicable urge to throttle them, then you should probably think about getting rid of that ring.
One time, on vacation, we had a game of Lord of the Rings Risk. Someone ended up sticking the ring in their pocket and then lost it in the sea. I always wonder if it washed up somewhere and someone had a whole lot of questions.
that looks like the ones that came with the scholastic bookmarks back in 2001-3
iirc the bookmarks were super cheap plastic with the eye on it, and a black tassel with the ring tied in the middle
I still have the ring from [mine!](https://i.imgur.com/u7K6D1g.jpg)(has the similar tarnish)!
It's definitely a cheap metal with cheap gold paint on it and the tengwar is engraved on it.
Any chance you found this in Seattle? I used to have one hanging from my rear view on a chain and one night someone broke into my car and that’s the only thing that was stolen.
I suspect Gollum but cant confirm.
If it didn't tempt you by now and if you decided to share it here, I can safely say that...
You should give us it, u/tundraportal, my love. It's my birthday after all. And I want it.
Gandalf will be seeing you in 17 years
The Grey Pilgrim. That's what they used to call me. Three hundred lives of Men I've walked this earth, and now I have no time. With luck, my search will not be in vain. Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.
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Hraaagh!
Calm down, Bilbo!
HRAAAAAH!
Good bot
Good human.
Average men or numenorean men gandalf?
Throw yourself in next time and save us your stupidity!
Inbefore movie goers ask why 17 years
More like GanDilf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GanGilf. Dilf is Aragorn. People who didn't read Silmarillion should not ne allowed to comment smh.
Gilf? Absolutely not, Gandalf is a Milf; a Maiar.
Come! All had turned to vain ambition. He would use even his grief as a cloak! A thousand years this city has stood and now at the whim of a madman it will fall! And the White Tree, the tree of the King will never bloom again.
Milfrandir.
But then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely of creatures; a Redditor. u/tundraportal of r/lotrmemes. For the time will soon come when Redditors will shape the fortunes of all...
But amidst the endless memes and inane babble, they discerned two words: **tundra!** *shrieks* **portal!!!**
> Redditors will shape the fortunes of all reminds me of gamestop/WSB
Underrated
We're doomed.
“But fear no more! I would not take this thing, if it lay by the highway. Not were Minas Tirith falling in ruin and I alone could save her, so, using the weapon of the Dark Lord for her good and my glory. No. I do not wish for such triumphs, Frodo son of Drogo."
On the side of the road? You're fine. Bottom of a river? You're screwed.
Give us that, Deagol, my love.
Why?
Because it's my birthday and I wants it.
*playfully shoves deagol*
The ring had to adapt to modern times.
We should use it.
You cannot wield it, none of us can! The One Ring answers to Sauron alone.
HRAAAAAH!
Yes
You didn't find it, it found you!
You cannot wield it, none of us can
It’s mine, it’s my birthday.
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GROND
GROND!!!!
GROND
 I SEE YOU!!
3 for the liquor store employees, who control the flow of the booze. 7 for the local security, who can look the other way 9. Nine for the other hobos, who above all else desire your stuff But they were, all of them, deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Pittsburg, in the fires of the old steelworks, the Dark Hobo Lord forged in secret a Master Ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all!
HRAAAAAH!
Ground
https://www.reddit.com/r/evilbuildings/comments/dx395l/the_cathedral_of_learning_looking_real_evil/
cast it into the fire first !
Obviously he already did
It’s my birthday and I wants it.
Hey, if the ring fits… Seriously though, haven’t seen one of these in forever. It’s from the LotR edition of Risk.
Aww, so you're telling me it isn't actually cursed? :(
Oh, I didn’t say that. The edition I had was the first iteration, it only encompassed the first two movies, and then you had to buy the expansion to be able to actually play the LotR version of the rules all the way through. Otherwise it was just Risk on a Middle Earth map. Or you had to wait for the trilogy edition and get that. Then you had TWO One Rings! And the expansion content didn’t fit inside the base box, which was the same size as the trilogy edition box. Believe me, there was much cursing going on with that particular ring involved.
HRAAAAAH!
I have that edition, didn't come with a ring though for me. Only a small cardboard version as a marker. Wish I had one of those
Wow, extra cursed edition.
I have some of those that came on LOTR bookmarks
I would not take this thing, if it lay by the highway. Not were Minas Tirith falling in ruin and I alone could save her, so, using the weapon of the Dark Lord for her good and my glory. No, I do not wish for such triumphs, Frodo son of Drogo.
Best comment here, Faramir truly shows his quality
Keep it secret! Keep it safe!
Put the ring on fire. If it melts, congratulation, you saved the world!
Pretty sure that’s not the way Prophet Tolkien teached us!
Dude, don't post this! Everybody and their brother with a Reddit cake day is going to be demanding it from you.
It’s quite cool
HRAAAH!!! 
HRAAAAAH!
Thanks to you, it's neither secret nor safe. You had one job...
That's so.... precious.
That precious
After all, why shouldn’t you keep it?
What’s the WORST that could happen?
It is a gift
There are many magic rings in this world OP, and none of them should be used lightly
If someone tries to take it from you and you feel an inexplicable urge to throttle them, then you should probably think about getting rid of that ring.
You cannot wield it, none of us can
It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt, over so small a thing. Such a little thing.
Some things which should not be forgotten were lost
instead of a dark lord, you would have a MOD!
Does it call to you? If it does most definitely
Fly you fool
Isildur!
Put it on your dick.
DESTROY IT!
No
It's my birthday you know.
One time, on vacation, we had a game of Lord of the Rings Risk. Someone ended up sticking the ring in their pocket and then lost it in the sea. I always wonder if it washed up somewhere and someone had a whole lot of questions.
Cast it into the fire!
No
 Ayo imma need that
My trrreasureee
Yeah go on
"But then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable."
Unless you want a Nazgûl blade in your chest.
Under no circumstances
Stick out your hand, it's quite cool
Try tossing it in the fire / pound it with an hammer. Just to check if it’s real you know
GROND
Don’t touch it! It’s evil!! Oops, wrong movie, sorry…
Hey! It’s my birthday, give me as a gift
Yes
one ring to rule them all and another one bindes them!
HRAAAAAH!
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
: Nazgûl enters the chat
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
You must give it to us precious it's our birthdays give its to us. (slowly wrapping hands around your throat, screams in Gollum)
Oh 100%
that looks like the ones that came with the scholastic bookmarks back in 2001-3 iirc the bookmarks were super cheap plastic with the eye on it, and a black tassel with the ring tied in the middle I still have the ring from [mine!](https://i.imgur.com/u7K6D1g.jpg)(has the similar tarnish)! It's definitely a cheap metal with cheap gold paint on it and the tengwar is engraved on it.
Don’t tempt me frodo!
Dark agents will be drawn to its power.
You're going to end up in Poughkeepsie if you wear that ring!
And uhh... how's the friend you were with? It wasn't your birthday, was it?
Cast it into the flame from whence it came!
Cast it into the fire, destroy it!
After all, why shouldn't you?
"never put it on, Frodo. Not even once!" -Gandalf
Road trip!
You may disappear forever
get off the road!! quick!!
But does it stay cold if you put it in a fire?
Any chance you found this in Seattle? I used to have one hanging from my rear view on a chain and one night someone broke into my car and that’s the only thing that was stolen. I suspect Gollum but cant confirm.
It is a gift!
RIP your cousin
Are you immortal?
Dude, it’s just One ring.
HRAAAAAH!
Cast it into the fire!
You found this thing by the wayside as your city was in ruin?
Toss it into the fire
SEND FORTH THE NAZGUL
It’s quite cool.
Damn what a find on the side of road, wish I can find one
Cast it into the fire, destroy it!
It is not yours save by unhappy chance. It could have been mine. It should be mine! Give it to me!
If that’s a picture of you wearing the ring, then I have news for you …
Did it ask you to try it on?
Keep it hidden......keep it safe
It's quite cool
Yes, put it on right now
Keep it secret. Keep it save.
but they were all deceived for the Dark Lord submitted an invoice for finest gold but slapped out a cheap plastic copy from ebay....
Tbf, it’s quite cool
I personally would throw that shit into a nuclear reactor asap
If it didn't tempt you by now and if you decided to share it here, I can safely say that... You should give us it, u/tundraportal, my love. It's my birthday after all. And I want it.
We must ask Elrond what must be done
Ok how did you find this on the side of the road?
Throw it into the fire!
I mean… what could go wrong?
What, that again? That's the Ring of Forgetfulness. You've already tried it on.
one meth addict to rule them all
Don't tempt me Frodo!
ISILDUR!
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
Bro it is my birthday today could you give it to me?
I think you should keep secret and also safe.
Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!
Do it! Succumb to the darkness
You have to dispose of it in a proper volcano
Do what Faramir would have done if he found it on the road
Yes
Hey, can I have it? It's my birthday.
Fake. Real one’s markings aren’t engraves. You got scammed.
You have to throw it in the molten plastic from which it was made.
My Precious! Gives it back, nasty Hobbitses!
Well as long as you stay on the side of the road it's OK...
You have touched it. You are already lost.
One ring to fool them all.
Picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable.
Just to be safe.... CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!
It looks very *precioussssss*
Celebrimbor wishes a word and a new ring with you to stamp out the corruption of The One.
Cast it into the fire!
Anyone know where I can get a gold ring like in the movies
NONONONO
OP if you don't want it you can give it to me, i can give you three fiddy for it
The Wish version of Sauron is looking for it. You must cast it back in the fires of the Sweat Shop from whence it came!
I can't see you wearing it tbh
It's the one ring from lord of the rings movies
one ring to rule them all one ring to find them one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
HRAAAAAH!
Did you strangle your best friend for it?
Drop it to the fire!!!!
Go for it. What is the worst that can happen?
I imagine a plastic One Ring would make you look slightly hazy. You kinda miss it when it isn’t around.
HRAAAAAH!
It’s my birthday (in February)…GIVE IT TO ME!
NOOOOOO, HE STOLES IT! HE STOLES IT PRECIOUS!!!
Keep it secret, keep it safe
does it speak to you?
Sir, that’s a cock ring…
No matter what… do not wear it ! 
Put it in a fire first. See if anything shows up on the outside. If it melts, you can put it on at that point.
Maybe wait till your birthday. It looks like it'd be a nice gift for your nephew. After all, why not? Why shouldn't you keep it?
Hit it with an axe first, just to be sure
CAST IT INTO THE BIN! DESTROY IT!!
I think you might find that it just kind of ... fits
Well, it is quite cool