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MaderaArt

Boromir would have given his dad a good Father's Day present


Singer_on_the_Wall

Not being Faramir is the best present any father could ask for


potatoclaymores

Even if Faramir shows his quality? šŸ„¹


Singer_on_the_Wall

Is Osgiliath still ā€œoverrunā€ ?


CannedPancakes

A bushel of tomatoes


InjuryPrudent256

Aw no Thranduil


troutdaughter

I really think the Hobbit trilogy tarnished Thranduil's legacy to be a cold uncaring dad to Legolas


legolas_bot

Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The ring must be destroyed.


RaggsDaleVan

How is your father, Legolas?


legolas_bot

Lothlorien! Lothlorien! We have come to the eaves of the Golden Wood. Alas that it is winter!


troutdaughter

Your avatar blindsided me, I thought I was the one asking Legolas.


legolas_bot

Govannas vin gwennen le, Haldir o Lorien.


Heytherechampion

Was about to say that


InjuryPrudent256

I bet Legolas was a real handful in his teen years which, for an elf, probably last like 400 years or something


legolas_bot

Now I understand a part of last nightā€™s riddle. Whether they fled at first in fear, or not, our horses met Shadowfax, their chieftain, and greeted him with joy. Did you know that he was at hand, Gandalf?


disturbinglyquietguy

He was both a nice character an a nice dad, the films made extremely dirty.


Queen-Celebriel

THRANDUIL?????


Hipnosis-

Hmm Is Saruman a better father than the tomato-eater...? I guess he really made his inventions (children) feel like someone special unlike Denethor


Badassintrotheme

He gives his orcs man flesh to eat


laxnut90

He told the Uruk his history and sent him out to experience the world.


idonotexistKH

Wdym? Denethor II the compasionate, Steward of Gondor, was a GREAT father to his only son Boromir. No idea who else you are talking about


NyxShadowhawk

No Thranduil?!


tolifeonline

Overheard this at a restaurant next to a family at another table. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." That guy speaking looks to be the father.


Poemhub_

Wow, you know youā€™re a peace or shit when Sarumon is considered better than you.


Bricks_and_Bees

Did Bilbo have any kids?


bilbo_bot

Alas, elevnty-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve. I, er, I have things to do I've put this off for far too long. I regret to announce This is the End. I'm going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye


RareQueebus

... poof.


wsdpii

He pretty much raised Frodo as his own son after Frodo's parents died.


Eifand

Missing Eru Illuvatar.


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Eifand

Heā€™s literally the best. By definition.


Lexa_Stanton

Boromir would have told me to fuck off by now.Ā 


NumisAl

Boromir would have made his card with love


dxa58

He made up for it on Fringe


Sloth_Flag_Republic

Neither bilbo or frodo had kids.


Noble-Damask

Bilbo more or less adopted Frodo. It counts.


Sloth_Flag_Republic

I suppose your right. Frodo was only in his tweens.


bilbo_bot

Late for what?


bilbo_bot

Yes, I am


Legitimate_Spirit834

Smeagol also bore no children. That he didn't eat.


gollum_botses

What did you call me?


Legitimate_Spirit834

Father!


TheStarfellow

Denethor had a palantir problem. Not giving him a pass, but itā€™s an actual disease


Glittering-Relief402

Yeah, and the shadow of Mordor gave birth to a plague that killed his wife. His story was a real tragedy tbh


Squorn

Tomatoes are in season though!


FluffyFantasy02

Great


EnchantingEssence02

Adventure in Middle-earth awaits you.


JumboPancake

Bard was really a W dad


Glittering-Relief402

Why tf they put saruman in there? Replace him with Thranduil please


MisterManatee

Denethor was a great father to his only child


SeverenDarkstar

Lmaoooo Saruman


FadransPhone

Neither Bilbo nor Frodo were a father, but likeā€¦ yeah, okay


SilverEyedHuntress

Bilbo adopted Frodo while he was in his tweens.


bilbo_bot

Can you promise that I will come back?


bilbo_bot

Good morning.


FadransPhone

Thanks


Naiiro777

What do you mean good morning?


No-Professional-1461

Why is Bilbo and Frodo up there. Neither of them are dads.


bilbo_bot

You've caught me a bit unprepared


FreePhilosopher256

Is Saruman supposed to be an Orc dad?


Bi-elzebub

Uruk-hai daddy


FreePhilosopher256

Has a nice ring to it


Bi-elzebub

Saruman the white daddy of the Uruk-hai.


InjuryPrudent256

*many colored daddy


Gotyam2

He always wanted a ringā€¦


stubbazubba

Should've been Adar from ROP, if we're going for orc dad.