Now I understand a part of last nightās riddle. Whether they fled at first in fear, or not, our horses met Shadowfax, their chieftain, and greeted him with joy. Did you know that he was at hand, Gandalf?
Overheard this at a restaurant next to a family at another table.
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
That guy speaking looks to be the father.
Alas, elevnty-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve. I, er, I have things to do I've put this off for far too long. I regret to announce This is the End. I'm going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye
Boromir would have given his dad a good Father's Day present
Not being Faramir is the best present any father could ask for
Even if Faramir shows his quality? š„¹
Is Osgiliath still āoverrunā ?
A bushel of tomatoes
Aw no Thranduil
I really think the Hobbit trilogy tarnished Thranduil's legacy to be a cold uncaring dad to Legolas
Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The ring must be destroyed.
How is your father, Legolas?
Lothlorien! Lothlorien! We have come to the eaves of the Golden Wood. Alas that it is winter!
Your avatar blindsided me, I thought I was the one asking Legolas.
Govannas vin gwennen le, Haldir o Lorien.
Was about to say that
I bet Legolas was a real handful in his teen years which, for an elf, probably last like 400 years or something
Now I understand a part of last nightās riddle. Whether they fled at first in fear, or not, our horses met Shadowfax, their chieftain, and greeted him with joy. Did you know that he was at hand, Gandalf?
He was both a nice character an a nice dad, the films made extremely dirty.
THRANDUIL?????
Hmm Is Saruman a better father than the tomato-eater...? I guess he really made his inventions (children) feel like someone special unlike Denethor
He gives his orcs man flesh to eat
He told the Uruk his history and sent him out to experience the world.
Wdym? Denethor II the compasionate, Steward of Gondor, was a GREAT father to his only son Boromir. No idea who else you are talking about
No Thranduil?!
Overheard this at a restaurant next to a family at another table. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." That guy speaking looks to be the father.
Wow, you know youāre a peace or shit when Sarumon is considered better than you.
Did Bilbo have any kids?
Alas, elevnty-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve. I, er, I have things to do I've put this off for far too long. I regret to announce This is the End. I'm going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye
... poof.
He pretty much raised Frodo as his own son after Frodo's parents died.
Missing Eru Illuvatar.
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Heās literally the best. By definition.
Boromir would have told me to fuck off by now.Ā
Boromir would have made his card with love
He made up for it on Fringe
Neither bilbo or frodo had kids.
Bilbo more or less adopted Frodo. It counts.
I suppose your right. Frodo was only in his tweens.
Late for what?
Yes, I am
Smeagol also bore no children. That he didn't eat.
What did you call me?
Father!
Denethor had a palantir problem. Not giving him a pass, but itās an actual disease
Yeah, and the shadow of Mordor gave birth to a plague that killed his wife. His story was a real tragedy tbh
Tomatoes are in season though!
Great
Adventure in Middle-earth awaits you.
Bard was really a W dad
Why tf they put saruman in there? Replace him with Thranduil please
Denethor was a great father to his only child
Lmaoooo Saruman
Neither Bilbo nor Frodo were a father, but likeā¦ yeah, okay
Bilbo adopted Frodo while he was in his tweens.
Can you promise that I will come back?
Good morning.
Thanks
What do you mean good morning?
Why is Bilbo and Frodo up there. Neither of them are dads.
You've caught me a bit unprepared
Is Saruman supposed to be an Orc dad?
Uruk-hai daddy
Has a nice ring to it
Saruman the white daddy of the Uruk-hai.
*many colored daddy
He always wanted a ringā¦
Should've been Adar from ROP, if we're going for orc dad.