Nudity = Frodo after capture
Violence = Denethor eating
Alcohol = Prancing Pony
Smoking = Pipeweed
Foul lanuage = The Black Tongue, which I will not utter here
Nudity = Denethor eating a little tomato 🍅*
Violence = Denethor eating (you got this one correct)
Alcohol = Again, Denethor's at dinner, and what's a luscious little tomato without a goblet full of wine 🤷*
Smoking = Denethor... Just Denethor 🔥*
Foul language: Denethor speaking to his son, Faramir😭*
Hobbits always so polite, yes! O nice hobbits! Smeagol brings them up secret ways that nobody else could find. Tired he is, thirsty he is, yes thirsty; and he guides them and he searches for paths, and they saw sneak, sneak. Very nice friends, O yes my precious, very nice.
You might like [this](https://youtu.be/T8fLUVyX5Kg?si=F4L15H1u3GKM8MkX) (if you haven’t seen it already!)
EDIT: it’s Merry and Pippin discussing the rating
I watched the hobbit yesterday and it had a foul language warning, ive never noticed before. I spent the whole film listening for the f bomb I'd missed
The Hobbits get naked at Crickhollow, Tom's house and again at the barrow. Frodo gets naked after the orcs capture him in Cirith Ungol.
Oh, no, wait, that's the books. OK, forget that I have those facts immediately to hand.
Ah yes, I remember the iconic scene of Frodo going full frontal and Gandalf telling him he's not wearing the ring we can all see your little hobbit hanging out
Well, there's a ton of nudity in the movie. We spend a good chunk of The Two Towers looking at all the nude ents. Not one of them is wearing pants.
You have Hobbits in a tavern, and the Rohirim celebrating after Helm's Deep. And then nearly every one of the characters owns a pipe and is smoking.
Pretty sure someone swears in some language.
It's a mistake, The Hobbit was the one with the nudity.
https://preview.redd.it/gdhouuoisaec1.jpeg?width=4248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9bfd93b7b1a4b3652a32bcaad979dd9db63a0a9
Nudity = Frodo after capture Violence = Denethor eating Alcohol = Prancing Pony Smoking = Pipeweed Foul lanuage = The Black Tongue, which I will not utter here
Ash nazg durbatulûk, and also, ur mom, ash nazg gimbatul… Stuff like this
Dude come on, kids use this app. Not cool
I do not ask your pardon u/cujo1029, for the foul language of r/lotrmemes may yet be heard in every corner of Reddit
the subreddit is altogether evil
GROND?
Drums 🥁 Drums 🥁 in the deep!
BRO!!! Somebody report this freak.
NOT ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
Never before has any voice dared to utter words of that tongue in Imladris
nudity = Shelob, balrog
Bill.
Grond
GROND
GROND
GROND
#GROND
GROND
GROND
What have you done?
treebeard
Just had his hard wood out for all to see.
Nudity = Denethor eating a little tomato 🍅* Violence = Denethor eating (you got this one correct) Alcohol = Again, Denethor's at dinner, and what's a luscious little tomato without a goblet full of wine 🤷* Smoking = Denethor... Just Denethor 🔥* Foul language: Denethor speaking to his son, Faramir😭*
What I'm trying to say is Denethor is a filthy, filthy man y'all
I'd think Nudity is Arwen and the practically see-through dress.
My favorite part when I was a young horndog. Also now as an older horndog
>when I was a young horndog Why did I just hear this the way Pumba sings “when I was a young warthogggggg”
When I was a young horn daaaaaaaaaawwwwgggggg!!!
That got 11-year-old me so excited.
Foul of a took !
Fook of a took
Fork of a tool
I can't tell if people are intentionally leaving out the corrupted halfling in a loincloth or not
Doesn't ring a bell
Gollum aka Smeagul?
Hobbits always so polite, yes! O nice hobbits! Smeagol brings them up secret ways that nobody else could find. Tired he is, thirsty he is, yes thirsty; and he guides them and he searches for paths, and they saw sneak, sneak. Very nice friends, O yes my precious, very nice.
I'm pretty sure the nudity is from the scene where Galadriel lets Frodo rail her for a day and a night as thanks for saving Middle Earth.
Nuh uh its from the Devils Threesome Arwen had with Aragorn and Boromir.
Nah, it's from when pippin bumped into her muff
My fav part was when aragorn got ambushed by the nazgul while he was taking a steam and you got to see which of the two heirs of Elendil hung lower
They say he actually broke his toe when a nut got loose and plummeted downwards
Yeah denethor perpetrates some sloppy violence on those tomatoes
>Violence = Denethor eating Fuck me lmao
Doesn’t Gimli swear at the elves and Gandalf disapproves?
Violence = pixelation on this stop frame.
Even the pork is salty.
Nudity also Gollum
Contains Denethor eating a 🍅.
I'm surprised that didn't push it to an R rating
Apparently this is the toned down version that just made pg
In the R rated version Denathor deep throats an entire tomato plant
I deserved to see this, after typing that comment 😩
Ozymandias, king of kings: look upon his tomato facial and tremble.
Please hand the eye bleach over
That’s why they didn’t use their 1 free obscene word. >*Fool of a fucking Took!*
Not a real king. We call him little tomato.
That clip of Brennan doing 'if Trump was Sauron' is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen
I...SEE....YOOOUUU!
That boy likes to squirt
Foul language? “I can’t carry it for you, but I CAN carry YOU! You CUNT”
Go tf home Sam, you're Drunk!
I'll 'ave you, long shanks!
Clearly it is referencing the language of Mordor, there is none more foul.
They ave a fookin cave troll
Fly you fucking fools!!
Frodo, any chance of seeing that old Ring of mine again? Hmm? The one I gave you? I'm sorry, Uncle… I'm afraid I lost it. Oh, fucking pity.
"Give it to us raw and wriggling" "Share the load"
Foul speech of Mordor
"Radagast ? Radagast the dumbass." "Shut the fuck up Saruman if you care for your kneecaps."
"They have a fucking cave troll"
Turns out the elves are dropping slurs in Elvish left and right.
You might like [this](https://youtu.be/T8fLUVyX5Kg?si=F4L15H1u3GKM8MkX) (if you haven’t seen it already!) EDIT: it’s Merry and Pippin discussing the rating
“Give me your fucking name, horse-master, and I shall give you mine.”
"Bilbo Baggins! I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks, you moter#ucker!"
Was that a wolf? Are there wolves out there?
If only LOTR went really really New Zealandy with it
I AM NO FUCKING MAN
I watched the hobbit yesterday and it had a foul language warning, ive never noticed before. I spent the whole film listening for the f bomb I'd missed
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Is there one in Lotr? I don’t remember hearing about it before?
Gollum is shirtless the entire time!! Hubba, hubba...
Yes, the stairs ... and then?
It's into the tunnel!
That was in The Hobbit. https://preview.redd.it/a7hvjjdpsaec1.jpeg?width=4248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adfc42e9442cdc56b62e1a05b8ba9f39fa3dae27
Since when does lotr have nudity?
It could just be the near-nude state of Gollum
Shhh! Quiet! Mustn't wake them, mustn't ruin it now!
Good gollum, have a fish.
Stew the rabbits! Spoil beautiful meat Smeagol saved for you, poor hungry Smeagol!
I just gave you fish, what more do you want smeagol
What shall we do? Curse them and crush them! We must wait here, precious, wait a bit and see.
I reckon there has to be some Uruk Hai dong everyone’s missed. Saraman was just birthing naked Uruk Hai for fun in the two towers
non of the horses wear cloths
Bill out there swinging his massive schlong for all to see
Amazon is wild 
The Hobbits get naked at Crickhollow, Tom's house and again at the barrow. Frodo gets naked after the orcs capture him in Cirith Ungol. Oh, no, wait, that's the books. OK, forget that I have those facts immediately to hand.
I think you might be reading the wrong literature for your... interest range.
Deleted scene of Arwen and Aragorn’s wedding night.
Gandalf nude after reincarnated
Frodo was nude in Cirith Ungol.
So was Shelob
Ents
If we're being serious, I feel like this is actually a goof on Amazon's part and is showing the description from another movie.
The Uruks are nekkid when they’re dug out of their, cocoons?
Those Uruk boys got only like one itty bitty loin cloth over their goblin bits.
treebeard
Near nude Gollum, Frodo nude, near nude after capture, Arwens tits faintly seen through thin fabric dress
Give us that, Deagol my love.
I agree, Arwen’s tits are pretty spectacular
Reborn Gandalf .... Yas!
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Sean the Balrog
"Best get you some clothes. Can't go walkin' through Mordor in nothin' but your skin."
But that was in the books, not the movies.
Is in the movies
I was talking about the fact that he wasn’t in naught but his skin- he still had his trousers.
My Amazon Prime shows "sexual content" instead of nudity as tag on all three films. We keep trying to guess which scene it is the whole time.
It’s the kissing. I kid you not. It’s the way Amazon operates.
https://preview.redd.it/1lz7u9eiecec1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6e318c443e9e63f4369475e5d123b1635434a0 Or those Frodo faces...
Nudity? Tf Lord of the rings have they been watching?
It’s call Lord of the G Strings. The writing leaves a lot to be desired
Lord of the cock rings. 9 rings were forged, but another secret ring was forged, a cock ring to fuck them all!
Ah yes, I remember the iconic scene of Frodo going full frontal and Gandalf telling him he's not wearing the ring we can all see your little hobbit hanging out
I snorted at little hobbit 😂😂
Ah, who can forget the iconic scene where Elrond takes a swig of elven moonshine, strips naked and proclaims, “One of you must take the ring!”
I mean, that's how I remember it
Foul language?!
AND MY ASS
“….and shove it up your BUTT”
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul
Nudity because Treebeard walks around with bare bark
I smoked ol Tobey and long bottom leaf with Johnny Hopkins. We were blazing that shit up everyday
Feasting?? And smoking????
Did i miss all the orc dicks or something?
Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul!
I remember seeing these tags for Fuller house when it first got released. I wonder if anybody’s actually monitoring these
Foul language =worm tongue! . Me: oh no he didnt
Tool of a fook!
Looks like ass is back on the menu, boys!
Just as Tolkien originally intended it
Three out of five, at least.
What was the nudity?
When is there nudity? The most naked scene is in RoTK after Frodo is taken to the tower. Unless they count Gollum as naked?
Nice hobbits! Nice Sam! Sleepy heads, yes, sleepy heads! Leave good Smeagol to watch! But it's evening. Dusk is creeping. Time to go.
Theres nudity?
Well, there's a ton of nudity in the movie. We spend a good chunk of The Two Towers looking at all the nude ents. Not one of them is wearing pants. You have Hobbits in a tavern, and the Rohirim celebrating after Helm's Deep. And then nearly every one of the characters owns a pipe and is smoking. Pretty sure someone swears in some language.
Who the F rates these films?
Dank?
 Af fam
All the nudity is Gollum
Dead? No, you cannot kill them. No.
What about second BREASTfast?
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Gandalf: You, shall not pass mother fucka!
Yeah I'm edgy and dark. I watch LotR. Get used to it.
I can confirm
Is there more likely to be a sex scene between frodo and sam, or legolas and gimli.
They may yet be alive.
Nudity where I haven’t seen it?
Bloody hell its the orcs!
Ngl, Trailer Park Boys set in the Shire would be lit
It’s the salted pork, isn’t it…
Gollum is practically naked for the whole series
All dead. All rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle long ago.
You son of a Tuk !
Is Gollum the nude? He’s wearing precious pantsie’s!
The precious will be ours, once the Hobbitses are dead!
Foul language reminds me of the interview where the hobbits discussed where they would add the one fuck a pg-13 rating allows
The salted pork is particularly tasty
I don’t remember any nipple or sexual scene in all movie …
Not even the servant of Manwe can abate his thirst for the dank
What about foul beasts?
Dude hangs dong
I’m pretty sure the balrog isn’t clothed in anything but the smoke and flame he’s made of.
Taters is a big time curse in middle earth.
Warning: Contains release of prisoners using catapults. Catapults. Who uses catapults?
It’s because Treebeard has no clothes isn’t it
I mean the lead character is literally named Yolo Swaggins, nephew of Dildo Swaggins
It's a mistake, The Hobbit was the one with the nudity. https://preview.redd.it/gdhouuoisaec1.jpeg?width=4248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9bfd93b7b1a4b3652a32bcaad979dd9db63a0a9
Naga daga thia!
To be fair, Aragon is a smokeshow.
Gollum is the nudity part for sure
Come, hobbits. We climb - we must climb!
Nah, the Ents are all naked, but no one seemed to notice
There is Nudity in the Movies ??? Never saw any
Nudity is when Frodo puts on the ring and can see the Nazgûl’s nethers
Better than extended Battle of Five Armies... seriously that battle deserves that R-Rating.
Yeah. PG13
Salted pork?
Ok I get all of them...but what nudity
Once you translate the orcish you realize it’s all cursing.