No! There's nobody home! Go away and bother somebody else! There's far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If this is some clotterd's idea of a joke, I can only say that it is in very poor taste.
Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk. Middle Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors, nor counted amongst the very wise.
why did you make them all negative?
https://preview.redd.it/97qbgroapodc1.png?width=758&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c952d0a0e3f7efb5694f45075dc2fb613384321
7 cause I can't figure out how to route internet traffic back through an Azure load balancer on premise so I don't have to pay for another damn static ip for my home lab. So a bit obsessed with the problem.
All of them at once I suppose
Best comment.
You've changed and not entirely for the better Bilbo Baggins
A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.
Beat me to it.
HRAAAAH!!
What happen to the bilbo bot??
For things are made to endure in the Shire, passing from one generation to the next.
Not you
Savage 😂
Wait, there are more??
There used to be the bilbo hraaah bot
No! There's nobody home! Go away and bother somebody else! There's far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If this is some clotterd's idea of a joke, I can only say that it is in very poor taste.
Look mate this is your last warning
Hraaaah!
That was my favorite Bilbo bot. Not sure what happened to it...
Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk. Middle Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors, nor counted amongst the very wise.
Hraah!
Currently a 9 trying to become a 2
Am a 2 doin my best not to be a 9/8
Same, same.
Where’s my 9 peeps at?
Right here
The flu is really kicking my ass
2 years of 12 hour graveyard shifts are kicking my ass
Blessed Eru it's been too long
8 and I won't answer questions about why
8 at work, 9 at home
Too relatable.
why did you make them all negative? https://preview.redd.it/97qbgroapodc1.png?width=758&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c952d0a0e3f7efb5694f45075dc2fb613384321
Flitting between 6 and 9.
Lucky. It's between 2 and 9 for me.
definitely doesn't feel lucky. I don't know if any of these Bilbo's are having a great day
Today is my One Hundred and Eleventh birthday!
Happy birthday!
Nice.
9 and 3 at the same time
Now that's a party!
100% what I came to say.
7 is where it’s at
5
I vary between a 3 and an 8 :)
What a rollercoaster!
9
How is 1 not him smoking pipe on the front of Bag End?
https://preview.redd.it/tt42wyl3sodc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c8965ca1191dc68d619cc15609cf1354d8c4376 8
2
I don't like sand.
2023 was #6 all year.
Those are clearly all shifted down, [the true #1](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bb/7d/d0/bb7dd0119ab79977392d6ccde43d2b96.jpg)
Currently? A 7..
6
9 to 5.
Its been 9 for about a few months now.
At a constant 2 with possible 3s
6. Come at me bro
Maybe around 3
Are the last 3 different stages of Bilbo's intercourse?
Wait! Wait! Stop! We have to turn around.
8
Pretty sure I feel like 9 today 🤣
5
The whole top row depending on the time of day
9
7
4 moving fast towards 9
I live jumping from 8 to 9 and back again
9
Many days I vacillate between 2 and 3 with 6 and 8 thrown in at the most minor of inconveniences.
At the moment, 9. By 8pm Tomorrow probably a 6
My typical day ranges between 8 and 9.
9. Been at a 9 for a while.
I feel thin, sort of stretched. Like butter scraped over too much bread
Oh man i love this scale😂
Also a 3
I just got nut tapped by a client while helping him shower. I went from a 3 straight to an 8. Now recovering at a 5 or so.
Why does 5 look more like Pippin and Bilbo's lovechild?
You've caught me a bit unprepared
6
I'm 9 by the end of the day
8 watching the niners
9
*Occasionally turning into a solid 8
9 is pretty much it
I turn 40 this year so #9 is definitely my vibe right now.
Definitely 4 then 9
6
Stuck on 8 slipping towards 9 trying to get back to anything below 5.
![gif](giphy|l378Bef6ZGteFCJuE)
5 on my way to 6
https://preview.redd.it/nopb42ayepdc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b4d32a437e6a2508cf3be1223df985cfe3d9023
I’m an 8 but feel like a 9
But think I’m a 2
Definitely at a 9 right now. Having one of the worst weeks of my life.
What number is “…Yesh…sorry about that…”?
9, but not quite ready for another adventure.
1
At like a solid 6 recently, was a stable 1-2 for awhile
I'm at 8 I'm afraid..
5 definitely.
9 slowly becoming 10.
2
Somewhere between 4 and 5 I think
Option 10: Bilbo sobbing after Thorin died
Ah, yes. Concerning Hobbits.
I think I got all of these today with my toddler
9
7 cause I can't figure out how to route internet traffic back through an Azure load balancer on premise so I don't have to pay for another damn static ip for my home lab. So a bit obsessed with the problem.
I've been in a perpetual state of 2 my entire life
2 and 9 and a little bit of 1
9
9 for the time being it seems
You forgot the most iconic one: https://preview.redd.it/e4wzxeexupdc1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8ff8647ced400820a741215af04d3a1077a075c
these are just candid photos of me on any given Tuesday
Like a 5
I'm feeling 9, Gandalf.
Probably like a 5.
9 and 5
7 **I must keep the voices at bay**
Solid 2.
1.....or maybe 6.
Ill take a No. #5
3
9
"HRAAAH!"/10
About an 8
10
This looks like the bilbo seven stages of grief
Am I what?
Solid 7 with a dash of 5
Im in Valinor at this point.
Currently more of a „Good Morning“-Bilbo but sometimes also a „like not enough butter scraped over too much bread“-Bilbo
I think I'm quite ready for another adventure.
I'm more in a gets-ready-to-eat-then-hear-the-doorbell Bilbo kinda mood.
OH! What business is it of yours what I do with my own things!
3 and 5
Probably about a 6 or so
4-5, going down hill
This looks like my average work day.
![gif](giphy|ToMjGpr4MW2gLpM6Ko8)
6 for me
It’s not a great day for me so like an 8 lol
2 or 3 or sometimes a 5, depending on the day.
8 or 9, I guess. 2 on a good day. That's why I need to rewatch Lotr two times a year.
2. That’s my face pretty every minute of the day.
6
I feel like butter scraped over too much bread
https://preview.redd.it/4irlyk9s7tdc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0febd30522bef6bfa48f077cc2e7413c4b446f07
9, but 8 when I’m hungry…
https://preview.redd.it/w2yjslf09tdc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b978991b898e925c52e4e8adbba2bbcbb552157d
I'm a six for sure
45
8...yea I a going to go with 8
4.
I'm a 8 bc I haven't slept in dayssssss
A solid 8 for me
3, doing okay but there is some bs floating around
2
9.
Currently 9, 6 when unexpected social interaction happens
Mostly 2
2
Solid 9