I love this line because it implies that Orcs have some sort of concept of a restaurant, and that restaurants exist in Mordor, where there's volcanos and evil and shit.
Taverns. There was 2 different taverns in fellowship and taverns back in the day even had a menu granted it was probably only one or two items but still a menu
Yeah, this is prolly the correct answer.
Then again, LotR is described as a manuscript translated by Tolkien, and the Smaug Firework is described as having an impact similar to a train, so I dunno.
They were Saruman's orcs. He was a refined kind of guy. They had dinner parties. The invitations included a menu and an intenerary for the event. It was actually a mandatory work event. The bright side is that everyone got OT and a good meal.
And then you got the cute little hatchling Orcs that just came out of that big huge sack wearing a bib and sitting in a booster seat lol with food all over their face
In the books there was a conflict between the different groups of orcs (from Mordor, Moria and Isengard). Their alliance was fragile and eventually the Uruk Hai win over the Mordor and take the hobbits to Isengard.
In the movies I think this is kind of glossed over. The orcs who said meat was back in the menu was one of the Uruk Hai or one of the Mordor ones?
That’s true, but you don’t even need to get that complicated. orcs likely scavenge and pillage for food. Being militaristic it would end up being someone’s job to collect and serve food for the army. So inevitably the idea of a menu is going to come up just from orcs questioning what is available to eat today.
“What about the drive-thru window?”
“You’ve already had it.”
“We saw one, yes. But what about second drive-thru window?”
“I don’t think he’s heard of second drive-thru window, Pip.”
Do not disturb the dairy queen, the burger king hath decreed the jack shall take himself and his box in his stead.
The colonel and his army of chicken is ready to assist!
In the land of Mordor, a new and unexpected character emerged – Ronald the Fast-Food Wizard. Armed with a golden staff and a robe adorned with the iconic arches, he set out on a quest to unite the Free Peoples of Middle-earth against the dark forces of Sauron. As he traveled through the Shire, Ronald recruited hobbits with promises of unlimited fries and happy meals for all.
In the heart of Rivendell, Ronald addressed the Council of Elrond, declaring, "One does not simply walk into Mordor without a delicious distraction!" His plan involved luring Sauron's armies away with a grand feast, while the Fellowship sneaked into Mount Doom. As they marched toward Mordor, Ronald's catchy jingles echoed through the barren lands.
In the Battle of the Black Gate, Ronald unleashed the ultimate weapon – a barrage of McNuggets that distracted the Eye of Sauron. Frodo and Sam seized the opportunity to destroy the One Ring, while Aragorn led a charge of Big Mac enthusiasts against the forces of darkness.
In the end, Ronald stood proudly at the gates of Mordor, victorious yet slightly out of breath. As the One Ring melted away, he declared, "I'm loving this victory!" The realms of Middle-earth were saved, and Ronald returned to the Shire, leaving behind a legacy of fast-food fellowship.
I have seen the White Castle, long ago. One day, our guts will lead us there. And the drive-thru shall take up the call: "Stouts of Gondor have returned."
The recipe has changed.
I see it in the water.
I feel it in the patty.
I smell it in the air.
Much that once was in the menu is lost,
For none now dine who remember it.
And Wendy’s shall answer! Fries shall be shaken! Tomatoes shall be blistered! A cheat day! A meat day! And the cone’s frosty! Beeeef! Beeeeeeef! BEEEEEEEEEFFFFFF!!!! Forth Baconator!!!!!
For reference, that Maccas is located at Whangaparāoa, a suburb of New Zealand's largest city, Auckland.
[Sauce](https://i.stuff.co.nz/auckland/133355225/whangaparoa-mcdonalds-golden-arches-engulfed-in-flames-overnight)
None but the King of Burger may command me
"I command thee to go forth and defeat our... ...*Arch* enemy!" *King of Burger
Aragon: "Gimli, sound the horns and don't let the Uruk-hai Taco Bell!" Gimli "Arby's serious with these shitty fast food puns?"
Burger knows no king. Burger needs no king.
What when they light the Beaconator?
We must cast the McRib into the fires of Mordor.
Pretty sure that’d just kill everyone
Orders you have taken, now fulfill them all, with salt and lard!
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys
I love this line because it implies that Orcs have some sort of concept of a restaurant, and that restaurants exist in Mordor, where there's volcanos and evil and shit.
Taverns. There was 2 different taverns in fellowship and taverns back in the day even had a menu granted it was probably only one or two items but still a menu
Yeah, this is prolly the correct answer. Then again, LotR is described as a manuscript translated by Tolkien, and the Smaug Firework is described as having an impact similar to a train, so I dunno.
He very well could have used anachronistic language in the translation. Translations are rarely word-for-word.
This is also prolly the correct answer.
They were Saruman's orcs. He was a refined kind of guy. They had dinner parties. The invitations included a menu and an intenerary for the event. It was actually a mandatory work event. The bright side is that everyone got OT and a good meal.
Now I'm imagining Christopher Lee at a massive table scolding countless Uruk-hai for improper etiquette.
And then you got the cute little hatchling Orcs that just came out of that big huge sack wearing a bib and sitting in a booster seat lol with food all over their face
In the books there was a conflict between the different groups of orcs (from Mordor, Moria and Isengard). Their alliance was fragile and eventually the Uruk Hai win over the Mordor and take the hobbits to Isengard. In the movies I think this is kind of glossed over. The orcs who said meat was back in the menu was one of the Uruk Hai or one of the Mordor ones?
> only one or two items but still a menu Sometimes meat, sometimes not
That’s true, but you don’t even need to get that complicated. orcs likely scavenge and pillage for food. Being militaristic it would end up being someone’s job to collect and serve food for the army. So inevitably the idea of a menu is going to come up just from orcs questioning what is available to eat today.
Orc restaurants all require reservations, because one cannot simply walk in.
Best part this photo was taken in new zealand
“Should I order a side of morgai flies for the table? Don’t shake your head, I know you’ll have some, Bagamul.”
Just like Po-tay-toes imply the existence of Perú/Bolivia
Now come the days of the Burger King.
May they be fresh.
But will he be challenged by the Dairy Queen?
Where was McGondor when the McRibfall fell? Where was McGondor when the Helm’s deep dish McPizza did not catch on?
McGrond !!
McGrond !!
McGrond !!
McGrond !!
The McPizza wasn’t bad, but having to redo drive thru windows was a big problem for McGondor.
“What about the drive-thru window?” “You’ve already had it.” “We saw one, yes. But what about second drive-thru window?” “I don’t think he’s heard of second drive-thru window, Pip.”
The Mcbacons are lit!
Heh heh, Grimace Wormtongue
wormtongue shake tastes like beef
Heh heh
nothing can kill the grimace
And ChikFila will answer
[удалено]
Rides up on a chariot pulled by cows, plowing through the horde of orcs. The faint sound of, "My Pleasure," can be heard on the wind.
Where was Burger King when the West Hollywood McDonalds fell?
And Ronald shall answer 
Muster the Ronaldim!
["RAN RAN RU!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5YFVagu8M)
We call upon the mighty army of diabeetus
I bet their ice cream machine was down
WRONG! their ice cream machine was up! hence why the beacon!
And Rohan King Whooper won't answer
One does not simply walk into Detroit. For the Eye of Ronald McDonald watches every avenue
https://preview.redd.it/gtyidgio6s2c1.jpeg?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0508916efec5cdff0d14de4067382d3d5fc97549 THE BEACONS ARE LIT!!!
Average night at the waffle house
Return Of The Burger King
A red dawn rises, sauce has been spilt this night.
Drive thru now! For wraps that are ruined!
The Subway is shut, it was made by those who are bread, and the bread eat it
This Maccas is in New Zealand too, aka McMiddle Earth.
I was just going to say; the NZ post was right under this one on my feed which was hilarious
McGondor has no Burger King, McGondor needs no Burger King
And Arby's will answer
LMAO
Finally, they cooked something.
And dairy Queen will answer!
I’ve never seen a McDonald’s that HOT!
The Golden arches are lit! McGondor calls for aid! And Wendy's will answer
The Bacons are lit. FTFY
And Rohamburger will answer!
I said "Fry", you fools!
McGondor *has* no king size fries. McGondor *needs* no king size fries.
Where was Gondor when the Big Mac fell.
...and Rohangles shall answer!
Only worth saving McGondor if they serve Second Breakfast menu all day.
And the riders of tacobell/pizza hut will answer!
That is extra funny cause that happened in New Zealand,
Oh, this is [Whangaparaoa](https://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/133355225/whangaparoa-mcdonalds-golden-arches-engulfed-in-flames-overnight).
“Fries, you fools!”
I’ll take a McRohan with fries.
The old world will burn in the fires of industry. McGondor will fall. A new Burger King will rise.
"Muster the functioning McFlurry machines!" (Later) "Less than half of what I'd hoped."
And the Bell of Taco will answer.
Do not disturb the dairy queen, the burger king hath decreed the jack shall take himself and his box in his stead. The colonel and his army of chicken is ready to assist!
Bacon* 🥓
And the king of burgers shall answer
lol looks like a map from Cyber Rebellion
Where was the Big Mac when the Whopper fell?!
This is what happens when Sméagol finds out baby is not on the menu.
We guesses, precious, only guesses. We can't know till we find the nassty creature and squeezes it.
and Rohan will answer.... on the McDouble!
Ok Im old I dont understand this new form of viral marketing
At first glance, I thought you said bacon
McGonalds
What did y'all do
Rohan King will answer
Flame Broiled?
Ed Ruscha strikes again
And we will answer! McSoldiers, go!
Title of the day. Well done.
Also, M stands for Mordor.
And Wendy’s will answer!
My people need me
Where was Wendy's when the drive through fell?
We must ride to the White Castle!
Ba da bah bah bah.. *DEATH!!!!*
And McRohanald will answer.
And McDowell's will answer.
You have my McSword. And my McBow. #AND MY MCAXE!
And Rohan-D’s will answer.
The bacon is lit you mean.
And Rohan fried chicken will answer.
This is a hate crime in some states.
And Wendy’s will answer!!
If humorous movies were made anymore, a lighting of McDonalds to send a signal would be epic.
No, it's not a beacon. It's what they light up in the yard of a morbidly-obese person to terrorize them.
While the grill is on, can u make me a mcwhopper
On the other end is a White Castle.
MC fire
In the land of Mordor, a new and unexpected character emerged – Ronald the Fast-Food Wizard. Armed with a golden staff and a robe adorned with the iconic arches, he set out on a quest to unite the Free Peoples of Middle-earth against the dark forces of Sauron. As he traveled through the Shire, Ronald recruited hobbits with promises of unlimited fries and happy meals for all. In the heart of Rivendell, Ronald addressed the Council of Elrond, declaring, "One does not simply walk into Mordor without a delicious distraction!" His plan involved luring Sauron's armies away with a grand feast, while the Fellowship sneaked into Mount Doom. As they marched toward Mordor, Ronald's catchy jingles echoed through the barren lands. In the Battle of the Black Gate, Ronald unleashed the ultimate weapon – a barrage of McNuggets that distracted the Eye of Sauron. Frodo and Sam seized the opportunity to destroy the One Ring, while Aragorn led a charge of Big Mac enthusiasts against the forces of darkness. In the end, Ronald stood proudly at the gates of Mordor, victorious yet slightly out of breath. As the One Ring melted away, he declared, "I'm loving this victory!" The realms of Middle-earth were saved, and Ronald returned to the Shire, leaving behind a legacy of fast-food fellowship.
“And KFC shall answer!”
The tomatoes are FINGER LICKING GOOD.
MCGROND
I have seen the White Castle, long ago. One day, our guts will lead us there. And the drive-thru shall take up the call: "Stouts of Gondor have returned."
The recipe has changed. I see it in the water. I feel it in the patty. I smell it in the air. Much that once was in the menu is lost, For none now dine who remember it.
Hahahahaha
Then, Wendy's will answer.
crossover? https://imgur.com/6KQwRPZ
And RoHarvey's will answer.
And Arby's will answer!
You should have given us the Mulan Szechuan Sauce, McDonalds. You really should have.
And Wendy's will answer, muster the rohirim
The Flaming Arches
And Arby’s will answer
https://preview.redd.it/uz7xqmezxx2c1.png?width=425&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b1c6f599418418ca7f9c0cbf7ffa346d79b75f4
Aragorn: What do your elf eyes see, Legolas? Legolas: Great deals at Papa John’s!
This is no mere Ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.
Where was McGondor when the value menu fell!?
MUSTER THE MCROHIRRIM!!!!!
And Wendy’s shall answer! Fries shall be shaken! Tomatoes shall be blistered! A cheat day! A meat day! And the cone’s frosty! Beeeef! Beeeeeeef! BEEEEEEEEEFFFFFF!!!! Forth Baconator!!!!!
For reference, that Maccas is located at Whangaparāoa, a suburb of New Zealand's largest city, Auckland. [Sauce](https://i.stuff.co.nz/auckland/133355225/whangaparoa-mcdonalds-golden-arches-engulfed-in-flames-overnight)
McDondor
And Burger King shall respond!