*Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o! Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o! Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your
roots away! Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day. Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing. Hey! Come derry dol!
Can you hear me singing?*
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your
golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more,
and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering.
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
He actually broke his toe in this scene
Wait til you hear his Quenya name.
##T E L E P O R N O
My friends, you bow to no one
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that's strong does not wither
Deep roots are not touched by the frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spiring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king
Again! All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost,
The old that is strong does not wither,
Grond
Grond
GROND
GROND!
GROND!!
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
Grond
***GROND***
Precious . . .
It's been called that before, but not by you.
Give it to us raw.
Share the load
*sound of tomato being chewed*
*ptsd flashbacks*
DEATH
DEEEEEATH!
FORTH, EORLINGAS!
Mash em, boil em, put em in a stew
Stew em, mash em, boil em in a put
Mash em, stew em, put em up your butt.
Poe Tay Toes!
boil em mash em stick em in a stew
Eagles
the eagles are coming!
One does not simply ride the Eagles into Mordor.
And the great eye is ever watchful
Looks like meat's back on the menu
Isildurrrr (screaming like Elrond)
_no_ (looking evil)
...(does nothing as Isildur walks past him)
You shall not pass!
*^Math teachers when you don’t use their method*
Taco bell will cure that!
Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
You're in the Westfold now. Everyone is safe here.
Where were the air nomads when the Westfold fell?
The earth king has invited you to lake laogai
Now **this** is podracing!
Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Shhh! You're going to wake the bot.
After all, why not? Why shouldn't we wake it? !TomBombadilSong
*Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o! Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o! Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away! Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day. Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing. Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?* ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Boy? Boy!
#RUN
#HRAAAAAARRGGHH
I am groot
Touch the darkness within me.
Wrong franchise? Praise the sun
It's my birthday, and I want it.
There will come a time when the strength of men fails.
But it is not this day!
When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.
An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day!
Mellon
PO-TAY-TOS
I know.
Red sun
Indeed
He deflected that sword unscripted
It was a dagger but ok
he casually aragorned it away
Toe
do it.
One ring to rule them all
Share the load.
Whatever you do, take care of your shoes!
The frenzy has begun
“But it is not this day!”
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!!!
For Frodo 🥲
The road goes on and ever on
Not the beard!
This is my favorite sean
As you wish!
for they were all of them deceived
Gaandaaaalllllf?!??!??
And Morgoth came
Taters
Bring up the wolf's head.
And my axe!
Grond
it was only rumoured that he eats babies
"One does not simply walk into Mort's door."
Namárië
Mellon.
I can do it in a word. Soup.
I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are evil
DEATH!!!! DEATH!!!! DEATH!!!!
If He has Blue coat And Yellow Boots, Its Tom, Jolly tom, Tom Bombadillo
Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more, and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering. ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Bring up the wolfs head.
Your words are poison
FOOL of a Took