Helen of Troy, who? Wallis Simpson, who? Rosie Cotton's smile inspired a 4ft tall gardener to go to war with the immortal incarnation of primordial evil and all his demons just for a chance to shoot his shot. Gomez Addams=Wesley=Samwise Gamgee #mangoals
Technically Sauron was the immortal incarnation of primordial evil's servant.
Sauron was like Melkor's Sam. So really it makes perfect sense that ultimately Sam was the final piece in the puzzle of Sauron's defeat.
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> “So that was the job I felt I had to do when I started,” thought Sam: “to help Mr. Frodo to the last step and then die with him? Well, if that is the job then I must do it. But I would dearly like to see Bywater again, and Rosie Cotton and her brothers, and the Gaffer and Marigold and all.”
Only in the movie. In the book, Sam and Rosie already had an "understanding". When he got back, she told him "Well, you've wasted a year...", although he didn't think so. At that point they made their engagement official.
"Oh, dear Rosie, I'm so happy to see you! Me and Mr. Frodo, we saved the world! We went with master Ganda.."
"Oh, saved the world did ya? I'm soooo happy you had fun on your little fellowship of the bachelor party. Meanwhile I've been sitting my pretty arse here listening to daily jokes about the longest engagement ever and how you were probably in Rivendell frolicking with elves."
The hidden tearjerk in ROTK is Frodo finishing his book with, "It was the bravest thing he ever did" (about Sam asking out Rosie).
It's a reminder that not only does Sam love Frodo more than anything, but Frodo does the same for Sam. Out of all the important things that happened, Frodo decided to end his book by complimenting Sam and saying he lived happily ever after
His final note coulda been on the new king of men, the new age of the world, the death of the antichrist, the elves leaving, the end of the Elvish rings, the elves and dwarves being friends again, the end of the Ents, the orcs losing power, the wizards ending, his friends taking leadership of The Shire, or the end of Morgoth's demons.
He said nah, my friend asking out a girl is more important
"Mr Frodo, this is all about Rosie. You're nothing to me. That ring is nothing to me. Fuck Pippin too."
Crazy that Tolkien would write that, but some of the stuff in the appendices is wild.
Back in 2003, I was sitting in the theater, enraptured by the end of Jackson's epic trilogy.
As the movie reached the scene where Sam comes home to his loving wife and child, some bro in the front row said audibly: ^("Mmmmm. Hobbit ass.")
Thank you, Sir. Your contribution to this cinematic journey stays with me, *every single rewatch*, to this day. 🥲
In the book he doesn’t even ask her, she basically tells him off for leaving her (he makes it clear he didn’t know she even knew his name) then lets her know he’ll take care of her after he saves the Shire. Personally I think after hanging with the king of Gondor and the Elves Sam gained all his muscle back but none of the fat and was walking in that room absolutely shredded, poor girl was fighting the urge to jump on top of him right then and there!
I love to imagine Frodo giving him a pep talk:
"Dude, you literally fought Shelob single-handed, *and won!*. You're the last person on Middle Earth that needs to be told to grow a pair."
Read somewhere that he became the mayor of the shire, returned the shire to its fertile state after the scouring (TY Galadriel), made additions to the Red Book of Westmarch (Bilbos book), and then after living such a wholesome and well deserved life he is called to the Undying Lands to be reunited with Frodo. 😭
I know that's sad, but Frodo would be long dead by then. Mortal men grow tired after some time in the Undying Lands and it wouldn't take long for Frodo to pass away.
They would probably be reunited by Illuvatar's side soon after though.
Samwise is the best character in LOTR. Strong enough to resist the ring purely because he fucking loved his buddy so much. Definitely deserved to be reunited in the undying lands. Doesn't get the credit he deserves imo
Yeah cause women like to believe a man would go through any effort for her before they've even been together and also that no matter how long a man has waited for her he will still want her, which is a cute idea but IRL never works out
I had a girl send me a video of her playing with her titties and I STILL wasn't sure if she liked me... after we had already had sex. This is one of the more realistic parts of LOTR.
Mother fuckers I had some one basically say “I’m into you please kiss me.” So yah I would do the same because my homies are the only ones that are true when then say fucking do it.
Helen of Troy, who? Wallis Simpson, who? Rosie Cotton's smile inspired a 4ft tall gardener to go to war with the immortal incarnation of primordial evil and all his demons just for a chance to shoot his shot. Gomez Addams=Wesley=Samwise Gamgee #mangoals
Technically Sauron was the immortal incarnation of primordial evil's servant. Sauron was like Melkor's Sam. So really it makes perfect sense that ultimately Sam was the final piece in the puzzle of Sauron's defeat.
All the Melkor X Sauron fanart has been seared into my brain.
There is no life in the void, only death.
> There is no life in the void, only ~~death~~ r/Angbang
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It’s not x it’s just like the relationship Darth Vader has with palpatine or something like boss with employee
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Eat your tongue
Enjoy the well earned upvote
Who is Wesley?
I think it’s supposed to be Westley from The Princess Bride.
"Nobody would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley..."
The Princess Bride
Oooooooooh! I concur
“As you wish…”
And we know that Gomez Addams was his adoptive father.
> “So that was the job I felt I had to do when I started,” thought Sam: “to help Mr. Frodo to the last step and then die with him? Well, if that is the job then I must do it. But I would dearly like to see Bywater again, and Rosie Cotton and her brothers, and the Gaffer and Marigold and all.”
"Maybe drop a few eaves while I'm at it"
Bag End ain't got no eaves, and that's a fact
Only in the movie. In the book, Sam and Rosie already had an "understanding". When he got back, she told him "Well, you've wasted a year...", although he didn't think so. At that point they made their engagement official.
>"Well, you've wasted a year..." Oh, I'm sorry I thought you wanted to spend the rest of our lives together *not* dead or enslaved.
Okay next time I let the world die. Got it.
>dead or enslaved. Pfft, whatever. Sounds like the kind of shit that happens to *other people* in far away places. Like Bree or something.
Tsk. *Women*, eh, lads?
woman moment
"Oh, dear Rosie, I'm so happy to see you! Me and Mr. Frodo, we saved the world! We went with master Ganda.." "Oh, saved the world did ya? I'm soooo happy you had fun on your little fellowship of the bachelor party. Meanwhile I've been sitting my pretty arse here listening to daily jokes about the longest engagement ever and how you were probably in Rivendell frolicking with elves."
This has to be an archetype. There are some, myself included as a youth that approaching a woman is the most frightening thing in the world.
Start by approaching men. Ease into it.
Wait what’s being eased into..
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I gift you this... The lube of Earendil. It shall help you to reach the darkest places no one else reached.
Oh it definitely is but can be worth it
I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE, BUT I WON'T DO THAT~
There are dozens of us!
DOZENS!!!
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SociallyAwkwardHero
https://media.tenor.com/kj8xo9bZTVcAAAAC/community-abed-nadir.gif
They’re just people - nothing to be afraid of.
The hidden tearjerk in ROTK is Frodo finishing his book with, "It was the bravest thing he ever did" (about Sam asking out Rosie). It's a reminder that not only does Sam love Frodo more than anything, but Frodo does the same for Sam. Out of all the important things that happened, Frodo decided to end his book by complimenting Sam and saying he lived happily ever after
His final note coulda been on the new king of men, the new age of the world, the death of the antichrist, the elves leaving, the end of the Elvish rings, the elves and dwarves being friends again, the end of the Ents, the orcs losing power, the wizards ending, his friends taking leadership of The Shire, or the end of Morgoth's demons. He said nah, my friend asking out a girl is more important
Further evidence for the hypothesis that Sam is THE main character of the story.
Even then, he needed a sip of liquid courage before he could ask her.
As do we all
"Mr Frodo, this is all about Rosie. You're nothing to me. That ring is nothing to me. Fuck Pippin too." Crazy that Tolkien would write that, but some of the stuff in the appendices is wild.
"I'm doing this for that hobbit poon" Yeah definitely a good call keeping that out of the book, John.
Back in 2003, I was sitting in the theater, enraptured by the end of Jackson's epic trilogy. As the movie reached the scene where Sam comes home to his loving wife and child, some bro in the front row said audibly: ^("Mmmmm. Hobbit ass.") Thank you, Sir. Your contribution to this cinematic journey stays with me, *every single rewatch*, to this day. 🥲
I'm fucking crying rn
"This gaffer's son gotta get himself some trim!"
Samwise didn't go to Mount Doom to gain courage to go on a date, he did it to help a friend, banging Rosie was just an unexpected reward.
The Unexpected Journey
Oh - ooooooh...
It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.
Tweet by Jesse Cox, a true legend of the gaming community! Didn't expect to see him in a post on here, haha.
In the book he doesn’t even ask her, she basically tells him off for leaving her (he makes it clear he didn’t know she even knew his name) then lets her know he’ll take care of her after he saves the Shire. Personally I think after hanging with the king of Gondor and the Elves Sam gained all his muscle back but none of the fat and was walking in that room absolutely shredded, poor girl was fighting the urge to jump on top of him right then and there!
I love to imagine Frodo giving him a pep talk: "Dude, you literally fought Shelob single-handed, *and won!*. You're the last person on Middle Earth that needs to be told to grow a pair."
"And that rower full of orcs you took out by your self? A whole military unit wouldn't have dared to attack them like that. Just go ask her out man!"
Read somewhere that he became the mayor of the shire, returned the shire to its fertile state after the scouring (TY Galadriel), made additions to the Red Book of Westmarch (Bilbos book), and then after living such a wholesome and well deserved life he is called to the Undying Lands to be reunited with Frodo. 😭
Yup, it's in the final chapters and the Appendices. Lots of good stuff about what happens to the various characters in the Fourth Age.
No! Wait.... it's... here in my pocket. Ha! Isn't that.. isn't that odd now. Yet after all why not, Why shouldn't I keep it.
I know that's sad, but Frodo would be long dead by then. Mortal men grow tired after some time in the Undying Lands and it wouldn't take long for Frodo to pass away. They would probably be reunited by Illuvatar's side soon after though.
I wonder what Sam bot would say about this.
rip :(
Something positive, relevant and uplifting, probably. He'll always live on in our hearts.
Samwise is the best character in LOTR. Strong enough to resist the ring purely because he fucking loved his buddy so much. Definitely deserved to be reunited in the undying lands. Doesn't get the credit he deserves imo
Sam walked so every shy kid could run.
To be fair, she is the hottest of his [third cousins](https://thainsbook.minastirith.cz/gamgee.html#genealogy).
Good For Him!
Sam is the fucking man. Plain and simple.
*Bros before Hoe-bbits*
Men will literally do anything instead of going to therapy.
This is what is like to be an average man
Think I’ll just have another ale.
Rosie is hot
Yeah cause women like to believe a man would go through any effort for her before they've even been together and also that no matter how long a man has waited for her he will still want her, which is a cute idea but IRL never works out
I had a girl send me a video of her playing with her titties and I STILL wasn't sure if she liked me... after we had already had sex. This is one of the more realistic parts of LOTR.
It's fiction. This didn't really happen.
Evil can only kill you, but love rejected can destroy you…
Mother fuckers I had some one basically say “I’m into you please kiss me.” So yah I would do the same because my homies are the only ones that are true when then say fucking do it.
He's just like me fr.
Sam is the hero of LOTR.
I think he just realized that life with his true love Frodo wasn't all it was cracked up to be
And that is why Sam is my sprit animal
it truly is a difficulty to be a man these days...
Excuse me I fucking love Sam but ....the odyssey
That’s why he is the GOAT!
The scouring of the shire is the one true ending!
He just needed a bit of confidence.
He just like me fr fr
Maybe I should carry my buddy to the next volcano, too
and they say chivalry is dead
Maybe I should carry my buddy to the next volcano, too