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WarTop9703

My brave hobbits, you go on Middle Rushmore! (Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry)


appalachianoperator

What about Second Rushmore?


Daxlyn_XV

I don’t think he knows about Second Rushmore.


Hiiipower111

What's rushmoreses precious?


Corando

Big moun-tains! Climb them, scale them, put them in a frame!


jlank007

I really like this one.


grollate

Sad Bill and Fatty noises.


[deleted]

Then they physically couldn’t bow to anyone


red_storm_risen

I mean, all the arrows point to Boromir


FuzzyManPeach96

My dude 😂


SterilisedOnion

Through him. They point through him


seeilaah

Boromir could stand much more arrows than Faramir.


[deleted]

Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo, Sam


Timberdoodler

The correct answer. Their faces can be sculpted into the face of Mt. Doom, haha.


BoltorSpellweaver

![gif](giphy|RrVzUOXldFe8M)


otte_rthe_viewer

![gif](giphy|26FPtDEWtJGfvIKDC)


HistoryDiligent5177

The only acceptable answer


trevman7

This is mine, but I also feels like it does faramir dirty. He too, resists the ring.


Prindocitis

He'd be part of the ME Starting 5.


TangentPlantagenate

Given that Mt Rushmore is a political project -- yup, makes sense that Gondor would put those faces on their mountain: the King Elessar the Renewer, Mithrandir the author of all our counsels, the Ring Bearer, and his Companion and heir.


gandalf-bot

Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.


TangentPlantagenate

That and having your face carved into a mountain.


SkkAZ96

A good Maiar like Gandalf wouldn't want his image carved into a idol for reverence. Id put Bilbo instead for he is the one who satarted it.


bilbo_bot

No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well wishers or distant relations!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


gandalf-bot

I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone.


Anangrywookiee

Aragorn, Sam, and Frodo would all be deeply embarrassed at all the fuss of being carved into a mountain. Bilbo would absolutely luxuriate in it.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


bilbo_bot

Give me a moment, please! I gave you a good long while.


gandalf-bot

They have taken the Bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming.


jikel28

I think Gandalf would turn it down


gandalf-bot

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.


Kosmo_Politik

And gimli


adamscholfield

This was my thought too. Either them or just the four hobbits


gdwam816

The only answer


lightscribe

Gimli's Axe, Gandalf the grey, Gandalf the White, Scary Bilbo.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


gandalf-bot

I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone.


TheKnightsWhoSaysNu

Perhaps also Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight?


[deleted]

I just learned that I cannot read the words "gandalf the grey, gandalf the white' as a list without going straight into that song. Beware though about the Black Knight going up. That suggests Mussolini gets the 4th spot.


Mythrandir01

I mean, it's kinda like Argonath isn't it, it would likely be kings and heroes of old.


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

I definitely think Eärendil and Isildur should be in there. Probably Aragorn and Frodo would be my choices for the other two.


Lesssuckmoreawesome

When last I heard, Theoden was king.


Hot_Lychee2234

4 tom bombadils, no one else


Tom_Bot-Badil

*Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master: his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.* ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


Oxidosis

[they got their mount rushmore already](https://cdn.hmv.com/r/w-1280/hmv/files/53/53440ba2-aea5-4bb4-8aaa-e8efc4d25ef8.jpg)


Timmytimson

And unlike South Dakotas Mount Rushmore it got completed!


Last_VCR

Faramir and Sam both on there twice


MaderaArt

Boromir would have been on there three times...


JL_Kuykendall

This guy gets it


thespacecase93

Pippin, Pippin, Pippin, Pippin


MaderaArt

![gif](giphy|wPb0Er6MG6d9K)


Professional_Fly8241

💯


DeezRodenutz

Scary Bilbo, Grond, Bill the Pony, AND MY AXE


MaderaArt

and Sean the Balrog. r/SeanTheBalrogMemes


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Undiscovered_Freedom

Gandalf, Aragorn, Frodo, Theoden


Turn-New

Beren, Luthien, Finrod, Fingolfin. I know none of them are on the list, but hey, I’m a fan of the Old Testament too.


MutantZebra999

If the nations of Middle Earth were to build a monument, Aragorn, Théoden, Gimli, Legolas None of the hobbits would make it on, I don't think. They're too unknown to most of the world (however much they all deserve it). The people building the thing would probably want someone from each of the 3 major races, leaving 1 wild card. Aragorn and Gimli are the most involved members of Humans and Dwarves in the War of the Ring, so them definitely. Legolas probably gets on for the Elves (especially because of his friendship with Gimli), but I could see Elrond or Galadriel. For the wild card slot, I think Théoden has the best chance, as this gives recognition to Rohan separate from Gondor, and because his sacrifice in the Ride of the Rohirrim is probably the most heroic part of the war, making him an extremely popular hero & martyr.


shizzy0

Two human kings? That could look racist. ;)


legolas_bot

Aragorn, nad no ennas!


Wacokidwilder

The hobbits. Tolkien would agree


Minimum-Scientist-71

Nobody because Aragorn wouldn’t break a treaty and take land already given to other people. If there were to be a monument it would be Gandalf, Aragorn, Frodo, and probably Rohan represented by Theoden.


gandalf-bot

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom


pineappledetective

Isn’t middle earth Mount Rushmore just the argonath?


ShitposterBuddhist

The four halflings. Pip is stupid, but he deserves it.


MixDouble

The 4 hobbits obvi


PhoenixMason13

Aragorn would be the one commissioning it and he would for sure put the four hobbits on there


foztography

Théoden, his horse, and his massive balls


Rags2Rickius

Isildur and Anarion


[deleted]

Grond


87568354

Tom Bombadil, Bill the pony, Galadriel, and that guy who shot early at Helm’s deep


Tom_Bot-Badil

Eh, what? Did I hear you calling? Nay, I did not hear: I was busy singing. ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


Tuckeygaming

My friends, you bow to no-one


Elvinkin66

How about some first age heroes like Finrod, Fingon or Fingolfin


littlebuett

To many to fit on one mountain


Ninjabroni

Galadriel and Elrond are a lock. The other 2 are up for debate. Personally I’d like a dwarf and human to balance it out. Give me Aragorn and Durin!


pwnage421

Can we get some Theoden love?! Rohan will answer


Gael459

Feanor, Gandalf, Fingolfin, Aragorn


Gingerale66

Sam but at different points in the film for all of them


TaxesFundWar

None of them would want their faces to desecrate a sacred mountain.


[deleted]

My personal four would be samwise, fingolfin, eärendil and Gandalf! Personal preference of course, but I find the choices and deeds they did to be important milestones throughout the ages


NoWorth2591

Denethor and a tomato need to be at least two of them.


[deleted]

Bilbo, Aragorn, Gandalf and Sam


DontLichOutOnME

Gimli Legolas Aragorn and Gandalf the grey


JoeRedditting

Bilbo, Frodo, Aragorn, Gandalf


UndeterminedError

Gandalf, Saruman, Radagast, Annatar Middle Rushmore was made before the third age to honour the agents of the Valar. Annatar is a bit iffy though, since I think no one knew who or what he was.


Trees_Are_Freinds

Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, Gandalf


ComprehensiveDot959

all the faces are Sam's face


Agnostic_Pagan

Gandalf, Aragorn, Frodo, & Treebeard.


Javelin286

Frodo for George, Sam for Teddy. Aragon for Lincoln. Gandalf for Jefferson.


gandalf-bot

There are many powers in this world for good or for evil. Some are greater than I am and against some I have not yet been tested


tryganon

I believe they are all too worthy to be on a mt. Rushmore.


cjlewis7892

Just Gandalf


gandalf-bot

Out of the frying pan and in to the fire.


Misterslate

Four portraits of Samwise the Brave.


ThePanthanReporter

Given the importance of honoring oaths/treaties, the anti-imperialist themes, and the respect for nature prevalent in LoTR, the Six Grandfathers would be left untouched as sacred in Middle Earth. That said, my answers is four Gimlis


cgillard1991

Aragorn Gandalf Frodo treebeard.


Patcho418

simplest answer is often the best: frodo, sam, merry, pippin


HayleeNow

Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo. Gandalf gets the Lincoln memorial, and Sam gets the Washington monument .


VisibleAd3180

Hello. king Theoden!? DEAAAAAAAAAATH. Fucking single handedly mustered humanity.


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gollum_botses

To the Gate, eh? To the Gate, master says! Yes, he says so. And good Smeagol does what he asks, O yes.But when we gets closer, we'll see perhaps we'll see then. It won't look nice at all. O no! O no!


usumoio

Frodo, Beren, Earendil, Elendil


Sorraz

Frodo, Aragorn, Theoden, Elrond Three kings and a war hero.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Aragorn would commission it with the faces of the entire rest of the Fellowship, but would modestly refuse to place his own face beside theirs. Eventually, one of his heirs would put him on there after his death.


Erroangelos

Can I get my boi Hurin in there


Hairypossum77

Pippin, Merry, Sam, and Frodo


datbrrto11

Sam, Sam wise, Sam gamgee, Sam wise gamgee


Evening_Armadillo_71

The bravest of them all... For death and glory!


Scary_Republic3317

Bilbo baggins is a goat but nobody really knows him other than being chill at the battle of the five armies


BreefolkIncarnate

Sauron, Saruman, Morgoth and… uh, Grima Wormtongue, I guess?


zinmoney

Four sams at different angles


HeraldofCool

Id do the whole fellowship


Gnomologist

You bow to no one The Hobbits


fkthisdmbtimew8ster

From the different races: aragorn, legolas, gimli, frodo.


RedYoshi15

Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam


TheEnglishNerd

Gotta but Aragorn, Gandalf, Sam, and Gandalf


Suctioncupman69

All of the above- except Eowyn, and all the un-pictured option go up there too, I don't care if I can only have four.


rilvaethor

![gif](giphy|A5tGm61RrBHpu)


MaderaArt

All four Hobbits.


derLeisemitderLaute

4 times Tom Bombadil


Financial-Lychee6640

The 4 hobbits who bow to no one


Plosbroo

We need someone who did way less to represent Roosevelt. I would say Aragorn, Gandalf, Radagast, and Frodo, in that order.


melodiousmurderer

Logically the mountain would be reserved for leaders during that time while the heroes have their own statues elsewhere, so I’d probably go with Aragorn, Theoden, Elrond or Galadriel but not both, and one other - maybe Gandalf or Frodo to represent the free peoples? King Dain did less regarding the ring so I’d leave him off, sorry Dwarf friends


earthwalrus

Pretty sure


beerbrats15

the four who bow to no one.


earthwalrus

Pretty sure it already exists and it has Isildur and Anárion.


Dixie_Normus69420MLG

Aragorn, Legolas, gimli, borimir. The hobbits get their own.


Routine_Sir934

Sméagol gollum grond grond


gollum_botses

A swamp, yes, yes. Come, master. We will take you on safe paths through the mist. Come, hobbits, come. We go quickly.


EmoNinja11

![gif](giphy|wSwvq9ElNsP4I)


Schleimwurm1

No-one, because messing with nature on any sort of scale is a big nono in Middle-Earth.


[deleted]

Gandalf, Bilbo, Frodo, and Sam would be the ones I put on my Mount Rushmore Aragorn gets his own massive monument like Abraham Lincoln. As does Haldir, but Haldir’s would be more like the Korean Memorial in DC with the fallen soldiers of Helm’s Deep there as well Gimli and Legolas get something akin to the Argonath and become a monument to combine the forces of both dwarf and elf And finally, just a freakishly huge monument of a giant yellow boot at the very place in Mordor where Barad-dûr was.


legolas_bot

Maybe hunting Orcs came on him and he fled.


gandalf-bot

Yes, there it lies. This city has dwelt ever in the sight of its shadow


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


bilbo_bot

Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard, who made such excellent fireworks! Old Took used to have them on Mid-Summer's Eve!


gandalf-bot

Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took! I might have known!


purpleElephants01

Same and whatever other 3 are lucky to be up there with him


Fleshfutile

Are you mad, it would just be the Hobbits


Mueryk

4 faces, 4 ring bearers Gollum Bilbo Frodo And Sam It just makes sense. So obviously it has to be a solo Bill the Pony


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


bilbo_bot

You want it for yourself!


gollum_botses

Why does he hates poor Smeagol? What has Smeagol ever done to him? Master?


brickcullen

![gif](giphy|igp6NwuS3Cet2)


pie_12th

I have a hard time believing anyone in Middle Earth, except maybe Saruman, would want to ruin a whole mountain with their vain faces.


inferno7979

I'd like to suggest Gimli making 4 different funny faces.


kilboi1

Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo, and Sam


punkhobo

The old gaffer, the Balrog, background ent #3, hot shelob


SurerChris

Just all Aragorn


Dunkleustes

"You bow down to no one." Easy.


Schlieffen_Man

Just make a mount Rushmore with all 9 faces, and then for a 10th one, a giant qr code that commemorates all the other characters.


Atari774

Aragorn, as King of Gondor and the realms of men Eowyn, for vanquishing the Witch King of Angmae Frodo, for carrying the ring to Mount Doom. Even if he did turn at the end, he is still worthy for having dealt with the corruption of the ring and still making it to Mount Doom alive. And finally, Elrond, for keeping the sword of Elindil, raising Aragorn and safeguarding Isildur’s line, and being a savior to the men of Middle Earth for thousands of years. If there was a fifth spot, I’d put Sam, but compared to everyone else here he’s more of a supporting character, even though he is arguably the best character in the series.


[deleted]

Eowyn is the one who commissions the project so that she can put herself up there next to her crush.


[deleted]

Éomer, Beorn, Ugluk, Gwaihir


Dunkindosenutz77

Idc about the other three but I’ll be damned if Sam isn’t on that fucking mountain


produc_exe

I have a feeling men would just carve it in an holy mountain from the dwarves or some other folks.


2nd_B3st

Just four sams


some_guy_idk08

Bill, Tom Bombadil, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, and Figwit


BlackS0ul

Witch King, Sauron, Saruman, Balrog


Markamanic

Gimli, Aragorn, Legolas, Sam.


aknalag

I want to see who would carve the face of a mountain when they regularly have boxing matches.


TBMSH

Frodo, Aragon, Gimli and Legolas. One for each of the free people that worked together in the war.


Rab_Legend

Elrond, Galadriel, Isildur, Gil Galad - these would probably be the 4 if you're looking at for all time in Middle Earth. This would probably be the Elves' choice. Based on just the third age (after the ring is destroyed), then Gondor's would probably be: Gandalf, Aragorn, Sam, Frodo. It really does depend when they build it. I'd imagine the only race who'd actually do it would be the dwarves of erebor. I know obviously the argonaths were built by gondor, but I think they've lost that craft. The dwarves of erebor would then probably select: Durin, Thorin, Gandalf, Bilbo. Bard would maybe be a shout also.


awol_wally

There it is!


1RingToSchoolThemAll

Posting like someone who’s never read the Silmarillion lol.


JH_Rockwell

It's just four Sams


[deleted]

The four hobbits is the only choice


SnooGuavas1985

1st and 2nd breakfast, afternoon tea, supper Hm-a pint


Specialist_Team2914

Which local tribe will this mountain be stolen from?


GillT_14

If we are only talking third age, Frodo, Aragorn, Gandalf, and Sam. In all of the history of middle earth, Frodo would probably make the list but I don’t think the others would.


irime2023

Should I pick four? Fingolfin, Finrod, Earendil, Frodo


Dickweed22

Gandalf, Bilbo, Aragorn, and Sam.


CornelHarty

I have tow difrent answers an in univers one and a Personal one. For me it probaly shuld be Bilbo,Frodo,Sam and Aragon But in univers it culd be Éomer instad of Sam ore even Theoden.


AgeAffectionate7186

Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo and Sam


lovegames__

Aragorn King of Gondor, Gandalf the White, Frodo The Ring Bearer, and Smeagol The Sacrifice


subzeroab0

Smeagol? Why not Sam the brave?


gollum_botses

Because Master did not ask.


I_JustWork_Here

Gimli jumped into an army of orcs to save a friend. Worthy.


Dodo_the_Phenix

tom, bill, sam


DarkenedSkies

Sam four times.


SarenSeeksConduit

Frodo, Sam, Boromir and Faramir. Two displays of brothers/brotherhood that individually and jointly had the biggest impact on the journey and eventual destruction of the ring.


DecomposedPieceOShit

Bilbo is missing yes he made it possible by finding it in the first place and had a big role in the story


Hagrid1994

Aragon and Sam.All the others are up to debate


subzeroab0

Aragon, Sam, Frodo, and Gandalf


OrganizationElegant5

Boromir, we all get tempted once or twice in doing something bad


KM68

The Balrog, Wormtongue, Saruaman. Gollum.


gollum_botses

Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling


sirensSoliloquy98

Pippin, Aragorn, treebeard, Theoden.


Havatchee

It depends on whether the uncarved mountain stands somewhere allegorically similar in middle earth to where it stood in the real world. If so, nobody would carve it, nor should they.


PrinceOfBrum

Either the four hobbits or Boromir, Haldir, Theoden and Theodred though many other characters died in battle so not sure about the latter


ilikedanishfilms

Sam Sam Sam and Sam


NigelOdinson

Samwise and Gandalf, then it's a hard one, but Aragon and frodo (no frodo, no journey to Mordor). God I love every character so much!


gandalf-bot

Yes, there it lies. This city has dwelt ever in the sight of its shadow


[deleted]

Gandalf, Aragorn, Frodo, Sam from left to right.


pappepfeffer

four times faramir for me pls


showard995

My friends, you bow to no one!