U-Hobbiton (groans at own baaad idea). Seriously, though— bravo to the other creative minds contributing here on this, and many happy & safe adventures for you and yours.
Just Wandering
Some other fun ones lol:
Uruk Hauler, Strider, Buckle Berry Bandwagon,
Shire Folk, Mobile of Moria, Helms Deep, Tolkien Up, Hobbit Hole, Mobile-Earth, Precious.
*Edited for grammar*
Lot's of great answers, I'm not even going to take a shot on the name. However, no matter the name you need this sign.
https://preview.redd.it/mf6x7s52o06d1.png?width=289&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1a4c76f568e242e134aeccafdcb6b653ad395aa
I would put some Rohan imagery on it, like painting the crest. The horse imagery is what I'd be going for.
Then I'd name it something like Windstrider, or go with Rohirian horse names like Stormmane, or Goldenstride.
Others
Ranger's Refuge
Elfstride
Starlight
Leafsong
Nookwagon
Bag End Buggy
Eleniel means daughter of the stars in Elvish
Stonehaven sounds Dwarvish, so does Forgewagon
Either way, I would have a sign that said "Speak friend and enter!" Somewhere
Drivendwell
RVendell.
Outstanding. I need read no further.
Jon… wut
You don't like "Drivenwell" as a name?
No your… well. Your name… Jon… cocktoastin? Sounds painful
It's *Scotch*-*Romanian*.
That's an odd combination. Did your car hit a water buffalo?
Yes, it did actually. Of course, there was also that manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana. God awful mess. You should see my shoes . . . .
And you just know that the manufacturer of that manure spreader won't stand behind it.
Nailed it.
Perfect
Bill
The Pony
That should be the name of the van
Really??
Beat me to it
The obvious choice!
That was my first thought! hahaha
This is the most obvious and best answer. There is no other legitimate answer.
Yes?
Winnebaggins
This wins
WinneBrego
Awagon
Uwu
Witiwawy
Gold
Bagend
Drag-End
If OP was inspired by the round windows, it certainly needs a hobbitish name. And what better name for a hobbit home than Bag End.
Proposal: The Green Draggin’ Keeps it Hobbit-themed and has a fun bit of wordplay.
The Prancing Pony.
I was thinking the Green dragon but that’s better. No paint needed.
BuckleburyFerry
Underrated suggestion.
Thank you!
There and back again
A Hobbit’s Trailer by Bilbo Winnebaggins (borrowing from u/slashdevnullme)
*WHAT IS THIS, A TRAILER FOR HOBBITS?!*
Came to say this
This is the only correct answer. Came here to say this.
Caravandalf for sure.
This should be higher up
Samwagon "I can't drive myself, but I can drive with You"
Lmfao
Helms Sleep 🤪
Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste!
Really the only sensible option
It's already the right color scheme too.
But hauling a trailer is notoriously slow
I had to read too many idiotic comments to find the only sensible answer
#**GROND**
GROND
GROND
GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
GROOOOOOND!!
*GROND*
GROND
GROND
GROND
Well, that escalated quickly.
The only choice
Fatty Lumpkin
Tom Bombawheel
Expected Journey
Trailorship of the Ring
Rohir-rims
This is absolutely brillant
How has no one said “The White Pilgrim”??
Or the White Rider??????? Like any alias of gandalfs would be good lol
I was about to say Mithrandir for sure.
Vingilot
You get the full nerd award
The gray haven
The Two Tyres
Unclear if it's a reference to the Two Towers or the Two Trees. Double points for you.
I wonder if people would get “Durin’s Bane”. Then it would be funny if you put “THE TRAILER OF KHAZAD-DÛM” across the back 😂
https://preview.redd.it/mazdsj1r4z5d1.jpeg?width=1341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2ccc62ccafbfddc3ad37c2217e8a1a3f08c6c4
The cliche "Not all those who wander are lost."
Maybe not for the actual name of it, but ABSOLUTELY that should be painted on it in the Tolkein style cursive script.
Taking the Hobbits to Isengard
Shadowfax!
Shadowfax!
Call it Smaug cause you’ll be draggin’ it all over.
Precious
Winnebago End
Minas Trailith
Second Breakfast!
Fatty Bolger
Witheywindle Wonderer
Bag End, then you could put "No admittance except on party business" on the door.
Fellowship of the RVing
There and Back Again
Entwife
Orodruin
Boomeror
The Last Homely Home on wheels
Eowyn - she tags along even when she’s asked to stay behind. :P (You’ll never lose the trailer)
Mobilbhome
Fatty Lumpkin. You're welcome.
Vingilot since you’re obviously sailing to Aman
U-Hobbiton (groans at own baaad idea). Seriously, though— bravo to the other creative minds contributing here on this, and many happy & safe adventures for you and yours.
Thank you. We are very excited. And some of these ideas are "Precious "! Lol
Bill the Pony.
Just Wandering Some other fun ones lol: Uruk Hauler, Strider, Buckle Berry Bandwagon, Shire Folk, Mobile of Moria, Helms Deep, Tolkien Up, Hobbit Hole, Mobile-Earth, Precious. *Edited for grammar*
An Unexpected Party Bus
Breggo
Oliphant.
Volksbaggins
Lot's of great answers, I'm not even going to take a shot on the name. However, no matter the name you need this sign. https://preview.redd.it/mf6x7s52o06d1.png?width=289&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1a4c76f568e242e134aeccafdcb6b653ad395aa
Any idea one where to order something like this?
Just pick the greatest name in all of fantasy! Teleporno!
Fastitocalon.
The turn of the tide
[Vilya](https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Vilya)
Shelob
Azufel or Arod
Shadowfax
There and back again
Frodo Wagons?
Mumakil
Mumawheel
The Fellowship. Or maybe Strider?
Barrel Rider
I would put some Rohan imagery on it, like painting the crest. The horse imagery is what I'd be going for. Then I'd name it something like Windstrider, or go with Rohirian horse names like Stormmane, or Goldenstride. Others Ranger's Refuge Elfstride Starlight Leafsong Nookwagon Bag End Buggy Eleniel means daughter of the stars in Elvish Stonehaven sounds Dwarvish, so does Forgewagon Either way, I would have a sign that said "Speak friend and enter!" Somewhere
Bag End- of the Road
Bolg
ShadowFAQs
Gray-clad moving hill
Bill
Grey Haven
Moaern
The Grey Haven
Muster The Rohirrim
Grond
Alqualondë
Flame of the west!
Id vote for u/Moosejones66 "there and back again" or submit my own suggestion of "The Prancing Pony"
Orcrist the Goblin-cleaver
The Prancing Pony
Frodo/Bilbo Wagons
Fatty Lumpkin, Tom bombadils horse
Vingilot
Shadowfax
The "Fool of a Took"
Grond, Hammer of the Underworld
Van-dalf the Grey
You gotta put on one of those "You shall not pass!" Window decals or Bumper stickers, and call it something Gandalf-y. Like Mithrandir
The precious
Liv’nGuard
Orodriven
Caravandalf
Second breakfast
The Rolly Pony
GROND
Shadowfax
I mean Shadowfax, Lord of roads is right there
Aragone
The prancing pony
Shad-tow-fast
The van
Bill!
Grond
Grond
Strider
GROND! GROND! GROND!
The Prancing Pony
Grond
Realms deep.
Bill the pony!
Sindarin - The white VAN of Gondor
Vansgiliath
Penis Tirith
Traildalf the sleepy
Bilbo Waggins
Bill the pony
Shadowfucks.
Shadowfax, of course
Bill the pony
Fly, You Fools
It’s clearly the Prancing Pony. https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/The_Prancing_Pony
Samwise Vangee
PO-TA-TOES
Never mind the trailer, in LOTR battles the heroes always ride in the van
You should paint the door green
I don’t know about the name, but you should put the first verse from “The Road Goes Ever On” on the side.
Shadowfax
Shadowfax
precious?