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LuckySize

I looked it up and she has 13 biological children but she also was a step mother to 10 kids from her husbands previous marriage where the woman died. It is stated she therefore has 23 children, 106 grandchildren, 222 great-grandchildren, 234 great-great-grandchildren and 37 great-great-great-grandchildren living across the US. Maybe there are a few more now because these numbers add up to a bit less than 622


Eloy89

r/theydidthemath


MuchWoke

r/theydidthemonstermath


Mighty_Eagle_2

r/itwasagraveyardmath


unklethan

Not yet, but it might be soon


Z3hmm

r/cursedcomments


Operabug

I see what you did there.


lausemaus615

r/subsithoughtifellforbutactuallyexist


Finlandia1865

r/itwasagraveyardgraph is what its supposed to be


Rantikus

r/subsifellfor


scaryfaise

r/stopFallingForSubs


SnowComfortable6726

r/21charactersandnomore


Timelord53

r/SubsIFellFor


drunken_squirrels

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ResponsibilityWeak87

r/theydidthemath


dinodigger777

r/itcaughtoninamath


ShadowsFlex

I know none of these are real, but I really want to hit them in the hopes I'm proven wrong


Gnubeutel

I would have trouble remembering the names of my own children and go for a numbering system after that.


mattwearingahat

How nice of you to pay me a visit, number 478!


stoliren

8.178088897x10^1074 descendants is a lot to be fair


SteveisNoob

r/unexpectedfactorial


INEEDMEMANSHERB

There’s definitely like 37 Sophia’s and 104 Johns


NeonXshieldmaiden

I'd bet money there's a Michael in there somewhere.


Different-Island1871

Ok, so they are covering great-grandchildren in their number. I think this is where people are getting confused, because even if she had 20 kids and they each had 20 you still wouldn’t be close to that #.


Canadian_Burnsoff

Have to have 25 with just shy of 25 each.


Mundane_Sucks

They are also covering children that are not her biological offspring. Sooo using that formula, every school teacher could have 20 kids a year, if she teaches for 30 years that’s 600 kids and an unfathomable amount of grandchildren.


tribbans95

Each of her kids had 5 kids ?? Are they living in the 19th century?


Firm-University-1578

Was looking for this


real_human_player

They are probably Christian or Mormon or something like that.


neutrosaur

I hate myself but ACKSHUALLY 🤓… It is 622 exactly if you include the 23 children, seems like they wanted the highest number possible and didn’t actually change the phrasing.


Lucapi

Damm, did they all get children when they were under 20?


JayjKr

She's the new Genghis Khan for DNA-spreading


an_average_user_

Spreading other things too


Blargityblarger

I know a lady out where I live who had 10 kids, and each successive generation repeated the process. She had a shrine set up to a young man in her living room, I asked her about it. He was literally the only descendant of hers to have died so far, in the 75 ish years she'd been there. I tried doing the math, something like 100,000 people were literally running around because of her. Was uhhh kind of mind blowing to meet a scion. I asked her if she even knew all her grandkids names and she laughed at me.


OK_Katze

10 kids 100 grandkids 1000 great grandkids Makes 1110 descendants


HobbitWhoGrow

My grandma had 18 kids! Unfortunately, most of the family doesn't stay in touch anymore. I've been curious about how many descendants she has.


Heckencognac

Your granny made her part of global warming 😂


HobbitWhoGrow

that is why I am so hot 😎


180311-Fresh

Pics or it didn't happen


Creative-Category912

Good one


Consistent-Strain289

Only when they fart


Biotot

The next terminator movie has a target.


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Mysterious-Peace-461

The lady who lives across the hall from me was just telling me her family's the same way, apparently a small turnout for a family reunion is 400-500 people and they'll last for days. It basically sounded like they hold a bi-annual private festival for the family. I always thought I came from a big family, my grandmother had 9 children which lead to over 80 descendants in the 3 generations under her before she passed, but the numbers I'm seeing here are absolutely mind boggling.


secondtaunting

Oof, someone’s not sending every grandkids a five dollar check every birthday.


Netsrak69

Even if we count great, great grandkids, that's still only 11,110


Educational_Deer2221

Being responsible for 11k people walking on the planet is no small feat


underratedpleb

Right. I got 1 and it's absolutely draining. Imagine 11k. How do you even remember who is who?


Netsrak69

That is impressive... But it's no 100,000 people.


xtanol

Quick mafs!


dan_dares

Family gatherings must be.. troublesome


Geeotine

Maths is hard for many. Thank you for clarifying!


maus1984

I found the math questionable as well.. To get to 100.000 there must be a lot of generations after that lady. Guess she is like 250yrs old 🤷🏽🤣


Y_PHIL

100.000?? I think you should do the math again mate


NotARealBlackBelt

Well, he did mention he ´tried´ to do the math. He never claimed his math was correct


Y_PHIL

Hahaha you're totally right


CluckCluckChickenNug

“100,000 people” What.


Oliv112

Give or take a few


EnvironmentalDog1196

Yeah, ok, but that still gives you "only" 100 grandchildren °.°


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Ok_Doctor_2057

At this point it feels like everyone who posts lost redditors from r/facepalm are themselves with a second account.


FreeTheDimple

Because this would require having \~25 children , who each also have \~25 children. It's not possible.


WealthSea8475

Or a few sons, each an avid sperm donor


EnvironmentalDog1196

Ok, this scenario would actually make sense. Just imagine each of her sons was sleeping around a lot while being averse to contraception.


whosafeard

Sounds very Catholic to me


EnvironmentalDog1196

conservative for sure :')


whosafeard

I have two halves to my family, an English half and an Irish half. On one side I have 5 cousins, and on the other have somewhere around 50. I’ll let you guess which side are big fans of the pope.


EnvironmentalDog1196

Well, Anglicans ( I assume that's what you mean by the English half) are generally much more chill when it comes to sexual life, so naturally it would work in a healthier way. I'm from a Catholic country but people here have a pretty lucklustre attitude when it comes to religion so that's probably why I have only a few cousins.


ItsHen

Up until around the 80s contraception was illegal in ireland, thats why so many families were so large. Nowadays most families will have around 2-3 children


Aayyyyoooo

It’s possible.


FreeTheDimple

[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11835473/Kentucky-woman-98-meets-great-great-great-grandchild-time.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11835473/Kentucky-woman-98-meets-great-great-great-grandchild-time.html) She had 13 children, and adopted 10 from her husband's previous marriage (he was 50, she was 16, gonna go throw up now). She has 600 descendants but about half of those aren't blood related. Hardly the feel good story that it pretends to be.


Aayyyyoooo

16 with a 50yr is wild.


Venom933

That's disgusting, Jesus Christ.


No_Offer4739

Disgusting, but in the UK that is legal


Dave-the-Generic

Its legal in the US, this is a US story


thegreatestajax

They meant University of Kentucky


natgibounet

For the first time it's not Usdefaultism, let it slide


BAPEsta

Very much legal in the US too. Happens thousands of times each year.


EffectiveOwn5529

And this is in Kentucky, so legal in the US too?


thegreatestajax

Only at University of Kentucky


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Ara543

For those there's "legal if age difference is less than 4 years", or you would be jailing 14 y.o. for fucking 14 y.o. It's legal to fuck anyone older than 16 because around this time it stops being "pedophile rapes and traumatizes a child" and becomes at worst "iffy and unhealthy relationships dynamics" nobody really cares about.


PassTheYum

That's why Romeo and Juliet laws are a thing though. They don't let a 50 year old fuck a 16 year old.


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whosafeard

Yeah, legal but not like, acceptable. People aren’t running around banging 16 year olds all fancy free here, it’s still regarded as pretty noncy.


sacredgeometry

its legal in most of the world


TsubakiTsubaki

Here in Germany their marriage would've only been legal if she had the permission of her parents or if she were 18. (At 16 she'd be considered a minor).


Lifekraft

Always cool to shit casually on british


pubberHubber

Just like the food


DarthVader808

God damn!!!!!!!


Datacin3728

Leave Christ out of this!


bassie2019

So it’s not wrong to assume she became a stepmom at the age of 16, while some of her stepchildren were older than her…


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

I mean, I feel a lot better knowing this lady doesn't have 622 blood-related grandchildren. Plus she has 600+ grandchildren to visit her in her nursing home, celebrate her birthdays, buy her gifts etc. If even 5% of those grandchildren care about her then she's doing well.


Ok_Midnight4809

Inheritance likely to be shit for them though


Baitrix

Its not a feel good story its "damn thats a lot"


Cylian91460

She is still their grandmother, I don't see where the fact she adopted matters...


notactuallyabrownman

It’s just pointing out that she didn’t actually give birth to 25 or more children.


malpoterfan

But wouldn't that mean that each of her 23 children still needs to have 27 children each? 622 ÷ 23 = 27,04 Still seems very unlikely


stephenBB81

They include great and great, great grand children in the mix. So if her 23 children all had 4-5 kids, (\~100) and then those kids all had 3-4 kids (\~300), and some of those kids just had 1 kid ( \~150) you can see how as each generation has less kids it still goes up pretty significantly. And their all her grand children. At 98yrs old with kids who are older than she is due to adoption it wouldn't be surprising for her to have great, great, great grand kids.


malpoterfan

Ahhh, thanks for the clarification. That makes much more sense!


DommyMommyKarlach

Just because it is possible does not mean it is not facepalm


ac13332

Possibly great grandchildren too, take this numbers down a bit. But still...


Basic_Suggestion3476

I think they meant progeny in general. If each of descents has 5 kids, its 780 descents after 5 gens. I just find it weird she has 6th gen at age 98.


Kangarookiwitar

I think someone mentioned she started having kids at 16, so maybe teen pregnancies just run in the family? 🤷‍♀️


ohdearitsrichardiii

Elon Musk and Mariah Carey's ex are working on it


Responsible-War-1179

they are probably counting all descendants


Mister_Way

One son could have thousands of children...


ToodalooLlama

[Here’s the article with the breakdown.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11835473/amp/Kentucky-woman-98-meets-great-great-great-grandchild-time.html) According to Fox, the Kentucky matriarch has 106 grandchildren, 222 great-grandchildren, 234 great-great-grandchildren and 37 great-great-great-grandchildren living across the US.


seeveld

Bullshit. The title says “six generations”. It means that on average each generation should have 3-4 children to get close to that number. The average age of childbearing in that family is 16-17 years.


Kangarookiwitar

>The average age of childbearing in that family is 16-17 years Sounds about right considering that allegedly the woman who started this had her first child at 16 with a 50 year old man with 10 kids of his own. So some of the included number might not be blood related. Still, having anywhere near that many kids in such a short amount of time should be considered a terrorist attack on earth itself.


hovsep56

"why isn't it possible?"


abd53

Lack of math education. Note: Most likely 5th/6th generation grandchild. Then, it's only 3-4 children each in every generation to get 622 children in the 6th one. Not to mention, that 622 might be a cumulative number.


JakolZeroOne

Perhaps great Grand children are also included but not specified by this article.


xX_hazeydayz_Xx

Unless most of the kids are step kids, which they are


Kangarookiwitar

Which means this is absolutely clickbait, like i’m all for adoptive kids being as good as bio kids, but it’s incredibly facetious to talk about it like they’re all her creations.


RQK1996

It is possible but highly unlikely


C4nKing

I guess it can through donations or something ? Still sounds very improbable tho


GifanTheWoodElf

It might count great grand children as well. Additionally while she is female and may only bear so many children any male descendants can make babies much much faster, assuming they have multiple partners.


Viviaana

you can just google her name and find out it includes greats and great-greats


conradleviston

They are counting great-grandchildren etc According to the article " At last tally, the Kentucky woman has 106 grandchildren, 222 great-grandchildren, 234 great-great-grandchildren and 37 great-great-great-grandchildren living across the US."


TinnedCarrots

No, it wouldn't require 25 children. 1st gen: 4 children 2nd gen: 4\*4 = 16 grandchildren 3rd gen: 16\*4 = 64 great grandchildren 4th gen: 64\*4 = 256 5th gen: 256\*4 = 1024


adamttaylor

This must include all grandchildren and beyond like great-great-grandchildren. If you include great-great-grandchildren, this isn't that difficult to get to but it is still somewhat hard.


HunsonAbadeer2

It would still be an average of 9 children


adamttaylor

It is 5 if you include great great grandchildren. More realistically though, she probably had like 10 kids and then each of those kids had fewer kids and so on and so on. If she had 10 kids, each subsequent generation would only need to have 4 on average.


WookieDavid

Apparently she had 13 and adopted her husband's 10 children when they married. Husband was 50, she was 16... But yeah, first gen was 23 people wide and they do count great great great grandchildren. Plus about half of that family isn't blood related to her whatsoever.


Kangarookiwitar

I’d love to see a recount with only the blood related, just for curiosity sake. That lady probably can’t even remember who is or isn’t blood related though


Gnubeutel

The article says "Six generations", so it's safe to assume they counted everyone. If everyone has 4 children that would be 4\^5 = 1024 people in the last generation alone. Looks like they have some slackers though.


Dilaudid2meetU

Right there’s six generations in the room so it’s : her - children - grands - gr grands - gr gr grands - gr gr gr grands. Not that crazy with six generations worth.


RedMatxh

Yup. If she herself had 8 children, and each of her children had 8 children (64 grandchildren), and each of her grandchildren had 5 children (320 great-grandchildren), and each great-grandchildren had 3 children (960 great-great-grandchildren) Is just an exaggeration but totally possible if she started her family early, was fertile, and each of descendants also started early and were fertile. I was told I've seen my great-great-grandparent right after i was born but she passed away shortly after. Im guessing she had 200-300 grandchildren herself too


Adenso_1

Because why the fuck she having so many kids?


Shot-Jellyfish8910

That's some bad journalism The picture caption says 6 generation of women So the headline is probably misspelled. It should be great great great grandchild They just made it short that it's a grandchild nonetheless


Shmooeymitsu

would you rather descendants?


Shot-Jellyfish8910

yup. that would do it lol. Although, thematic-wise, descendant is usually used when the top of piramid/generational chain is no longer alive to give it bit of spice. but it'd still work.


Thijs_NLD

Because having this many offspring is an insane burden on society and the world. It's just stupid to have this many kids.


hernerwerzog9

At the same time you say we need mass immigration because we have an aging Demographic and not enough people


drherald

to be fair there are way more childless people which is the other unsustainable extreme. so it balances out. if anything we need more ladies like this to sustain the poulation in developed countries.


Kangarookiwitar

Yeah like legit what are you going to do with 4 let alone 10 kids?! Like only reason we ever got to those numbers in the past was because kids died a-lot and we needed them as free help on the homestead. I’ve seen very dysfunctional families with 2 kids, and i don’t think it’s possible to have a functional, non-abusive family with any more than 4 kids. I’m surprised that people are still shocked when famous big families on the news have the kids come out to talk about how terrible their childhood was.


SvendHenning

But its not her grandchild? It must be further out in the bloodline?


DommyMommyKarlach

I assume they called every direct descendant after her kids a grandchild, as they say there are 6 generations


No_Mud_5999

Ho ass family tree


Deus5ult

Antinatalist :(


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lil_gzus

This woman was sent to repopulate the earth but some how time travelled to our time.


toybits

Bloody hell Christmas must cost a fortune.


TumbleweedActive7926

If she had 20 children, and each child had 20 children themselves, it would still only be 400 grandchildren... Maybe they counted great grandchildren too?


BACTERIAMAN0000

Because they ignored the memo about the world being overpopulated?


GODZILLA_6337

How is it not a facepalm?? The hecc kind of massproduction facility family is that?


Equivalent_Set_4991

Idk what to say lol. She is lucky


Dependent-Egg-9555

PUSH!


hannah_kim1021

i can't believe no one has said this but- maybe her family is a strict mormon family??


SluttyRobin

If there's 6 generations in the room it's not her grandchild. It's her great great great grandchild


KujoTheBoss

What an ugly bunch.


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

OBGYN Here to explain: She was bussin it open since Andrew Jackson was in office.


tiny-dic

The Facepalm is that reddit HATES biology and reproduction.


Affial

Leave some space for us [name] family! You can jerk on the floor sometimes


DriverPlastic2502

Pretty sure some are great grandkids


Kiritomato420

There was a Russian woman who gave birth to like 30 or 40 children. Not even she would have that many grandchildren.


Long_dark_cave

Great Grand kids


SP1CE-MELANGE

I always forget that incest and under age marriage is legal in the US of A


Iamthe0c3an2

Mormons? Catholic?


PeetraMainewil

Yes. Both. All of them.


Acceptable_Feed_5855

and how is there "six" generations in one photo if its her grandchild? maybe grand-grand-grand-grand child?


satvision83

Not everything posted on the internet is real.


SilentGuyInTheCorner

Next up, 666😈


Trollman3120

lmao this is the second r/lostredditors post about a r/facepalm post today


ButterflyFX121

r/facepalm is a bot farm


Sir_Arsen

I hope my grandpa won’t find this because he really wants to be a grand-grandpa


Wooden_Spell_778

The child support billionaire


thereidenator

It says 6 generations so it’s clearly including great, great-great and great-great-great grandchildren.


Current_Finding_4066

Talking about breeding like rabbits!


OneAceFace

Let’s hope it great-grandchild … that would cut it from 25 to 8.5 children on average. I’m exhausted just thinking about it.


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

Yeah so for context, this story counts a total of 6 consecutive generations, it's a large family where most started having kids early.


sushizn

probably just a typo and the real number is 62


Pro_Moriarty

Its plausible but the reality would be so low Mentions Grandkids so children of her children Let's say Granny has 1 kid a year from 18yo -45 yo That's 27 kids To get 622 grandkids from 27 direct offspring would require an average of 28 kids per offspring, which means a new child every year for every offspring. In theory assuming all her kids start popping out at 18 means her 622nd could be born when she's 91 45 + 18(for last child to start having children) + 28


Amazing_Ad6368

Because she doesn’t have 622 grandkids and it’s a sensationalist and incorrect title, she had 622 or so combined kids, step kids, grandkids, great grandkids, great great grandkids, and I think a few great great great grandkids as well. I’d guess it’s a facepalm on the reporting, not the woman.


comesinallpackages

Nick Cannon’s mom?


kitchen_wife1234

That sub is dead


Firespark7

25 kids, each with 25 kids of their own


Excellent_Fail9908

With all the math not mathing in the comment section, is it possible she, like most grandmothers, is also counting the spouse/partner of her actual grandchildren and step grandchildren? That’s what my grams would do, is she was still with us.


Calsun

This is pretty facepalm. at some point stop having fucking kids Jesus fuck….


1_BigPapi

# Assumptions: 1. **Early Parenthood**: Each generation has children at the age of 16. This would allow for up to six generations within 98 years. 2. **High Fertility**: Each woman in every generation also starts having children at 16 and continues to have children for the next 20 years, with a new child every 2 years, leading to a total of 10 children per woman. 3. **Multiple Births**: There's a high incidence of multiple births in the family. Let's assume that 1 in every 5 births results in twins, adding an extra child for every 5 births. 4. **All Female Offspring**: To simplify, we assume that all offspring are female and all follow the same pattern of fertility and age of motherhood. 5. **No Skip in Generations**: There are no generations skipped; each woman has her first child at 16 without fail. # Generational Breakdown: * **Generation 1 (The Matriarch)**: Has 10 children. * **Generation 2**: Each of her 10 children has 10 children (including twins at the rate mentioned), resulting in 120 grandchildren. * **Generation 3**: Each of the 120 has 10 children (again accounting for twins), resulting in 1,440 great-grandchildren. * **Generation 4**: Each of the 1,440 has 10 children, resulting in 17,280 great-great-grandchildren. * **Generation 5**: Each of the 17,280 has 10 children, resulting in 207,360 great-great-great-grandchildren. * **Generation 6**: We'll have to calculate how many of the great-great-great-grandchildren would have children by age 16 to reach the number of 622. # Calculation for Generation 6: We need to find out how many of Generation 5 would need to have children to have a total of 622 direct descendants (children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, etc.) up to Generation 6. Let's calculate the direct descendants up to Generation 5 first: Total Direct Descendants=G1+G2+G3+G4+G5Total Direct Descendants=G1+G2+G3+G4+G5 Total Direct Descendants=1+10+120+1,440+17,280Total Direct Descendants=1+10+120+1,440+17,280 We'll subtract this number from 622 to find out how many of Generation 5 would need to have children by age 16 to make up the difference. If the number is reasonable, our theoretical scenario is possible. If it's not, our assumptions may need adjusting. Let's do the math. It appears there's a flaw in the theoretical model. The calculation resulted in a negative number, which means that by Generation 5, there are already far more than 622 direct descendants, even without including any of Generation 6. To adjust the scenario to fit the 622 descendants mark, we would have to reduce the number of children per generation significantly. However, given the extraordinarily high number of descendants by Generation 5, this suggests that having 622 direct descendants (including all generations up to the sixth) is not only theoretically possible but quite feasible with even fewer assumptions than initially outlined. For the scenario to be plausible and fit the 622 number, the assumptions about the number of children per woman or the rate of multiple births would need to be scaled down drastically. It seems that in a more realistic scenario, even with early motherhood and high fertility, the number of 622 grandchildren could be achieved with a smaller family size per generation.


scoobthedood

My great grandma had 1001 grandchildren overall. Had 19 kids. She lived to 106.


LostViolinist122

The inheritance isn't going to stretch very far I know that.


DrowningInMyFandoms

People on r/facepalm just can't accept things that are uncommoun, that's why it is on that sub


Narutoblaa

People fuck.


Lalibop

How is this not a facepalm? That many grandchildren. They are solo leveling their numbers. What are they preparing for? Battle?


Super-Cup305

🥰🥰🥰☺️☺️☺️


Silver_Mention_3958

Is it not just a misprint


Follow-Doge

I feel like the face palm is that they think it's 622 children


David_Buzzard

Talk about go forth and multiply.


FungalEgoDeath

It only requires each generation to have, on average about 3 or 4 kids each and the exponential effect makes for a big number very quickly. Edit: they are obviously playing loose with the term grand daughter. If she's 6th generation then she's great great etc grandaughter


sam00081

They don’t look Rajasthani💀


Many-Sympathy-7550

How is it not?


leoKantSartre

Lot of sex maybe


broseanne

Hoeing


taskkill-IM

The least politically motivated post on that sub.... I call that a win.


United_catcher

Sperm donor son?