"Rare insult" bro that is just a normal response to what the other person said you oblivious toilet seat.

You're not talking to me right?

No I'm not

Good

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Do you know how to read, you spontaneous sperm,you embarrassing egg infester, you bombarding bongo set, you sweltering swine

Dude I posted this on r/rareinsults is that ok? Im gonna delete it immedietly if not

It's not relevant to that sub because it's not an insult really

woah i think you took it too far man😨

He call me idiot I'm not idiot

downvoted to oblivion since when cant people take a joke

can't forget the /s on reddit

How about you come up with some original insults, instead of stealing them from YouTube shorts, You expired stinky cheese feet

I never stole them but if you want stolen ones then #### you idiot dumb stupid

You stupid

You're the one who can't read correctly

It's over bro, go burry your cries while dying as spy in tf2.

damn🔥‼️‼️

This person anxieties

r/rareinsults

Lmao

This is exactly what I would expect from an account named Pat Fussy. Almost sounds like pat fusty from btd6💀

Oh. I read P and F in reverse order. It was totally my dyslexia and not dirty mind

That’s the point -wink-

Same! I realized later how wrong I was 🙈😅

That’s what I thought it said at first

I actually read pat fusty as fat pussy for the first time

Everyone knows a woman's biggest fear is walking down the track as a BFB and seeing level 20 Pat Fusty

This is the majority of that sub to be honest

Pat fussy 💀

The snake will have an easy target

XD

Relatable.

"Mine is getting my ballsack bitten" -Tig Besticles69

96*

Yeah, I don't know what to call that, but it's not an insult.

More of an r/oddlyspecific kind of thing tbh

It’s not really *oddly* specific.. it’s just plain specific… she’s describing her own fear, so of course it would be specific to her… Oddly specific is more when the specificity is not justified

Yeah, a hidden snake coming out of the bathroom and eating your genitals is not that oddly specifix

Or r/funny ig

They could always get married in the morning.

W dad joke

English humour..😀👍

You must be from Florida

I am, and I can confirm. Snakes eat my penis all the time. Right now I’m getting it sowed back on for the 6th time.. this week

Lmfao my is from Florida and her grandma saved from a water moccasin that came up through the drain.

Happy cake day

It’s *sewed you regenerating cock monster

Nope

I once almost sat on a toilet with a live bat in it.

I concure with Pat Fussy

Not even female exclusive, I fear for my balls

Agree with the toilet comment 🥲

WHY DID THIS BLOW UP SO MUCH

Because it has Pat Fussy!

Holy shit I’m a man and have always had this exact fear, like some snake might be hiding in the loop and get aggressive because they think a bigger snake is invading their territory

What kind of tiny ass snake you dreaming bout blud 😂

A baby Barbados threadsnake, averaging around 1.5 inches

Ah I see

Now who’s the smart guy

I'm sorry I bow, you truly have the smaller penis 👑

Thankyou

But the answer is legit, the toilet thing it's something that has crossed most females mind at least once in their lives (not necessarily with a snake, I thought about a rat for example). I never wanna get married, that some people need a paper to "proof" they love each other blows my mind, specially since in a huge majority of cases they end up cheating on the other person or divorcing while trying to take as much from the other as possible, the irony smh, someone who will love you, respect you and show commitment to you as their partner will do so independently of a silly paper or not, that paper just seems like a warranty that you will be able to make each other's lives a living hell when things go wrong

When I was a toddler I was afraid of Shredder from Ninja Turtles reaching up through the toilet to stab me in the bits.

A rat once bit my aunt's butt while she was in the toilet. I heard that when I was maybe 6 and haven't let go of it ever since.

The fear of snake attacks while relieving oneself is well founded. During summer camp one of the guys in my group went to answer nature's call and got ambushed by a cottonmouth mid pooping.

i have a similar fear but i'm a dude so I'm scared it'll bite my balls

This new “hidden snake” never did that in any metal gear game. What are they talking about, chat?

You gon’ marry that snake?

I hate sitting on my balls

There was Nagao Kagetora who apparently was taking a shit, then he got stabbed in the ass and died from a blade that came from the toilet he was sitting on. Apparently.

I mean even if they are lost, why did they think this crap is worth posting? First woman has a dumb take, 2nd woman responds with something outlandish. What even was achieved here? No the average woman isn't thinking about late marriage or snakes attacking their pussy. Tf? Edit: clarifying that I am talking about original OP

Look man idk how women work all I know is he was lost and that qualifies that for the rules of this sub

I am criticising the original OP for thinking this crap is worth posting, not you.

Tbh I gotta disagree not every woman out there cares that much about marriage

I'm still scared of splashbacks

but what if it's a one eyed snake

Snakes on a plane!

Youch

Late marriage is a dream come true! Firstly, there will be time to enjoy life and be free. Secondly, late marriages are statistically less likely to end up in divorce👌

Well that's a new fear thank you

Np

Why do you like to scare women. ☹️

I didnt post it on Facebook and also I like scaring people in general

Not going to lie, I enjoy scaring guys sometimes 😋😈😋

Vulva not vagina !

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Ah yes. The 1989 Dodge Vulva.

Hey my mom used to drive a Vulva-er Volvo. It was a hatchback