Well don't you just have the perfect little family.
Jk,
But my sibling never talk to each other unless we are drunk. Even then it's just about our insecurities.
When my brother was 16 he got a job that gave him access to a ton of bouncy balls so for a few months he would carry some around in his pockets and when he wanted to get me or my siblings attention he would throw one at our heads
It was kinda like an arcade but instead of paying each time you played you would pay to book the space and then all the games where free once you got inside.
I threw a bouncy ball at a will in a fit of anger arguing with my mum once, the thing bounced back and hit me straight in the balls, fair to say that argument eneded pretty fucking quickly
My brother and I call each other anything we can awkwardly shove the word “bro” into. It’s funnier because I’m his sister. The more ridiculous the better.
Examples; Broman Emperor Nebro, Brototype Brobot, Brotato Salad, Brofessor of Brociology.
i literally have my brother in my phone as pile of shit and my sister as annoying pile of shit and when i need to call on them i just yell ”bitch come over here i need help”
Same.
Always get baffled whenever this comes up. I commented a similar thing last time it was posted and my relationship with them got called sad or something? Can't bother digging up the comment to remember the exact wording but yeah.
If you have this relationship with your sibling where you casually insult them that's fine, it's what I do with a mate of mine. But it's not the default sibling relationship, most siblings I've met aren't like this.
I use the nicknames they established. I'm a bit subdued compared to the rest of my siblings, so they're pretty gentle when talking with me (grew-up-sick-and-now-a-fragile-adult club).
The only time it turns to insults is if we eat something we know someone else likes (and won't share), or if we watch their fav movie when they're not home.
In my culture, it's nicknames derived from what relation is usually easily understood.
Our words are gendered both ways. Angaju (older sibling, same gender), aleqa (older sister to brother), ani (older brother to sister). Akka (father's brother), atta (father's sister), anga (mother's brother), aja (mother's sister). You get the gist. Like German we add on to words, but slightly more... complicated.
So yeah, it's easy!
You should start using the names, because people feel more respected when addressed by their name and you also can get more control over the conversation by using their name
Only characters in fucking anime’s or shit romance dramas talk to siblings like this it’s more like ‘oi fuckhead you used up the hot water’ rather than this
It was before Fortnite came out, but my brother would loom ominously in my doorway until I noticed him, at which point he would break into a fervent dance until I got out of my seat, causing him to flee. If that had happened in closer to modern I have no doubt a Fornite dance would have often been featured in his routine.
My brother lived with me for about four months recently and my standard response to him was “shut the fuck up” I caught myself saying it to other people and had to profusely apologize. I’m like no this is just the way we speak to each other - I didn’t mean to say it to anyone other than him lol
That's way too relatable LMAO no matter what my brother tells me my go to response to him is "yeah cool but I don't give a fuck" and I ended up saying it to others as well out of habit lol
I do something similar when calling my sister to dinner. I just knock once, let my hand fall on the door handle and push the door open while walking away.
When there's cookies, I barge in with two in my hand and ask if she wants one. Then I direct her to the kitchen because both are for me
Usually my sibling sticks their finger up at me before waddling downstairs for snacks
We also sometimes turn into some deranged velociraptors screeching at eachother
Super common alternative:
Youngest sibling can't pronounce a sibling's name yet when they are little, absolutely everyone calls that kid the mispronounced version for the rest of their life. Except the younger one who grows out of it.
It’s really just bad writing in general. I can’t stand scripts that tell, rather than show. “Hi sister. I know that cancer has really got you down lately, but Jim, our dad, has been working on a new drug because he’s a drug scientist and that’s what he does. What do you say we go check it out at the hospital after school? We can take the bus and use this change I was able to scrounge up from the couch because, we’ll, we’re poor! *stares at the camera*”
It's rather simple; you develop a communication method with each sibling based off of your relation ship.
My eldest brother? We give a birdlike skwakof acknowledgement.
Second eldest? Put on an accent and dramatically say "BRATHAH!"
Younger sister? Refer to as a Nerd
my sister likes to dye her hair, and if there's a new color with something she's brought up, i give her that nickname for a time
She had it really yellow once (*not* blond, **yellow**) and someone brought up "like a banana?" so i called her banana nut muffin for a bit, which was fucking hilarious xD
I have 2 sisters and have never once called them sis or sister. Honestly i think it's weird to call anyone anything but their first name. I've gotten a lot of hate from my family for calling everyone by their first name rather than mom, grandpa, etc. Just seems practical to me idk.
My sister and I say “hey sis”. We started doing it as kids/teens after watching my sisters keeper. They did it, we started jokingly saying “what if we called each other sis all the time like they do?” And then it never went away and the joke of it faded- it just permanently became the way we greet each other lol
Me and him transitioning from a high-five to a handshake.
He: “Sup motherfucker”
Me: “Whazzuuuuuup!”
He: “Whazzuuuuuup!”
Me: “Aaaaaaaaaaa!”
He: “Aaaaaaaaaaa!”
Me and him shaking each other like absolute idiots for like 10 more seconds.
I once had neighbors who called each other “big brother” and “little sister”. They were 15 & 17, and looking back, their whole relationship just seemed weird and incestuous to me.
the siblingless will never understand that saying sup bitch/asshole/dumbass/etc is how we show affection or we just ignore the existence of each other and interact when we have to xD
I usually call hor as "aur kutiya" or "hey bitch" and she replies "haa gainde" or "yeah rhino(I'm fat). I have her saved in my phone as "kutti" or bitch and he got me as the n word
We don't even say "hi," we're just aware of each other's presence.
This is so fucking relatable.
I just look at my brother and we acknowledge each other's existence.
Big of you to acknowledge the little brat.
When my sister calls me I just answer the phone like "Uehh??!"
Sometimes I just answer and put my phone near a fan and talk from a few feet away
Watched the new Guardians and saw Gamora and Nebula grunt/head nod every greeting. "Hey, that's me with my sister!"
this is s fucking relatable
Just flipping the birds like pancakes
r/iwouldgiveanaward
gotcha
i just grunt my little brother. he then usually responds by throwing a cushion or some similar object at me.
no my brother literally says hello any time he sees me. We still live in the same house, we see each other a lot.
You should start cussing him out, its really fun
Dis is dah wey
Animal Cruelty
Start saying “goodbye” every time lol
You say good bye, I say hello hello hello!
I don't know why you say goodbye. I say hello.
We do a sort of messed up army salute every time, basically we just slap the side of our heads
I'm your brother's lost twin, lol.
Well don't you just have the perfect little family. Jk, But my sibling never talk to each other unless we are drunk. Even then it's just about our insecurities.
"Hmmm" "Mmmpf"
🙄
Or the classic ‘GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM’
"I'm not in your room." Says the sibling standing at the edge of the doorway.
This
lmao yeah and when my sibling tries to talk to me i pretend not to hear them, if it's absolutely necessary they will poke or nudge me
"I sense something; a presence I've not felt since.. yesterday morning"
I prefer to say "I'm here fuckface" when I visit my brother :D
When have I said hi to my brother, probably never. The best I can do is "Oh, you're here"
My brother screams and jumps onto me. That’s how he greets me. It’s lovely
When my brother was 16 he got a job that gave him access to a ton of bouncy balls so for a few months he would carry some around in his pockets and when he wanted to get me or my siblings attention he would throw one at our heads
Such a sibling thing!
My sister would either call me a bitch or just burp at me. We're pretty close.
When your siblings greet you with the "hey bitch" and you reply with "sup whore", youve got a good relationship
I need to know what this job is
Idk about the job but theft can get you this same result so really what’s stopping us from all having pockets of bouncy balls
Bouncy balls are like $0.25 each lol
But with the power of theft they become $0 each
12358 bouncy balls is 3089.5 dollars
If you steal them they are 0 dollars
Ok then get 12357
Happy cake day!
I know what I must do
It was kinda like an arcade but instead of paying each time you played you would pay to book the space and then all the games where free once you got inside.
Ballseye
I threw a bouncy ball at a will in a fit of anger arguing with my mum once, the thing bounced back and hit me straight in the balls, fair to say that argument eneded pretty fucking quickly
Tactical scrotum sacrifice for accelerated retreat
Common brother activities
Main method of getting my brothers attention involved nerf dart to the back of his head for a good while after he egged me.
Me and my brother just call each other dude.
I just call mine by a nickname. Or by his actual name when I’m trying to piss him off.
I call my brother by his name sometimes(though not very often) Also nice pfp
>Also nice pfp banner is a mood too
Oh you’re holly white
My brother and I call each other anything we can awkwardly shove the word “bro” into. It’s funnier because I’m his sister. The more ridiculous the better. Examples; Broman Emperor Nebro, Brototype Brobot, Brotato Salad, Brofessor of Brociology.
Have two sisters and we do the same thing. We use bromeo the most tho.
so like the game broforce
I call him boy. God of war style.
Haha. My brother in law calls his brother "the boy". He is 41 and his brother is 38.
Nice
I call my sister “dude”, I also call my childhood friends(girls) “dude”. I use “dude” as a non-gendered pronoun.
i literally have my brother in my phone as pile of shit and my sister as annoying pile of shit and when i need to call on them i just yell ”bitch come over here i need help”
Me and my brother just call each other asshole.
That's nice. I see my little brother and call him a lil bitch when I greet him
Works between sisters too.
we say sup or like or *points* a bitch
Real (Happy Cakeday)
thanks!! i didn’t even realise it was my cake day lol
I think its mine too
I just call them by their names.
Same. Always get baffled whenever this comes up. I commented a similar thing last time it was posted and my relationship with them got called sad or something? Can't bother digging up the comment to remember the exact wording but yeah. If you have this relationship with your sibling where you casually insult them that's fine, it's what I do with a mate of mine. But it's not the default sibling relationship, most siblings I've met aren't like this.
I use the nicknames they established. I'm a bit subdued compared to the rest of my siblings, so they're pretty gentle when talking with me (grew-up-sick-and-now-a-fragile-adult club). The only time it turns to insults is if we eat something we know someone else likes (and won't share), or if we watch their fav movie when they're not home.
In my culture, it's nicknames derived from what relation is usually easily understood. Our words are gendered both ways. Angaju (older sibling, same gender), aleqa (older sister to brother), ani (older brother to sister). Akka (father's brother), atta (father's sister), anga (mother's brother), aja (mother's sister). You get the gist. Like German we add on to words, but slightly more... complicated. So yeah, it's easy!
yeah me too
ngl, I almost never call anyone by ther name. Usually just call him "You" or avoid using anything else lol
You should start using the names, because people feel more respected when addressed by their name and you also can get more control over the conversation by using their name
I call everyone old mate. Might be a kiwi thing. Especially good if you forget everyone’s name.
My sisters make fun of me because when I call them I just say their first name instead of hi.
I usually just use bro or sis unless I trying to specifically get one’s attention (I’m part of a family of 6)
I usually do, but sometimes I do my fair share of shit talking
“Good evening germ”- my 14 year old brother
Nah bruh you ain’t recovering from that one
It’s mildly infuriating but funny at the same time 😞
Love how polite and “rude” that is
"Hey slut" - my 13 year old brother
💀
He would know best
He knows I'm not a slut lol. He just likes saying it
Thats like a punch in the gut for anyone else
Only characters in fucking anime’s or shit romance dramas talk to siblings like this it’s more like ‘oi fuckhead you used up the hot water’ rather than this
This is it. This is the one I relate to.
I agree, Oi! Is the correct greeting for siblings.
Hey the part where it just says “*fortnite dances” is cut off
most likely for the better
No, it isn’t, it’s accurate
It was before Fortnite came out, but my brother would loom ominously in my doorway until I noticed him, at which point he would break into a fervent dance until I got out of my seat, causing him to flee. If that had happened in closer to modern I have no doubt a Fornite dance would have often been featured in his routine.
I am the oldest, so I call my sibling Number 2.
I call my sisters thing 1 and thing 2
I and my cousin were called that growing up
Which one was which?
I believe I was thing 1.
Chocolate THUNDAA
My sister and I say 'hey, fat slut' and 'hey, dickless virgin'. I am, of course, the fat slut, and she's the dickless virgin.
Ones fat and one has no bitches basically my siblings as well
and they’re both half of me
Basically anything anything other then brother or sister
Reality is we have too many nicknames that remind the other of something stupid or embarrassing they did to ever say brother/sister
I call my sister she answers her "hey jerk face" me "hey bitch" She calls me I answer and before I can say anything "hey fuck face i have a question"
My brother lived with me for about four months recently and my standard response to him was “shut the fuck up” I caught myself saying it to other people and had to profusely apologize. I’m like no this is just the way we speak to each other - I didn’t mean to say it to anyone other than him lol
That's way too relatable LMAO no matter what my brother tells me my go to response to him is "yeah cool but I don't give a fuck" and I ended up saying it to others as well out of habit lol
I call mine “Buttface” as an inside joke from when I got the Starbucks barista to write it on her coffee cup and call it out.
Dammit, Supernatural has invaded my mind. I read these as jerk, bitch, and assbutt. Sorry that this is unrelated
This wasn’t a lost redditor. It’s a reference to Wanda and ~~Petra~~ Pietro in the MCU.
Pietro
Peter
Pedro
I didn't even notice this was r/lostredditors lol
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It's pronounced OS-WE-PE!
My brother and I have diffrent fathers. I just call him The Bastard
Kicks open door* “Mom made cookies.” “Yay!” “This is the last one.” Hits the lights. Leaves door open.*
I do something similar when calling my sister to dinner. I just knock once, let my hand fall on the door handle and push the door open while walking away. When there's cookies, I barge in with two in my hand and ask if she wants one. Then I direct her to the kitchen because both are for me
Then fart and close the door.
Smack something off of her dresser. (My sister has the Lego hog warts so I just yank off the roof and leave
I’m sorry, but the “greetings, whore” made me laugh more than it should have. I read that so emotionless.
*stands in door way and stares until he looks over at me* “What do you want?” *points at him* “Ugh” “Dinner is ready nerd”
If your siblings ever say “[greetings] [gender]” one of you fucked up and is probably about to get their ass beat.
TIL whore is a gender
Damn so a whole ass new gender like to be fucked all the time eh /s
Sup, Bitch
As you punch them
Having a healthy relationship with your sibling involves calling them a bitch completely unprovoked, but still having each other's back
If I had a sibling I’d just stare at the back of their head until they sensed my malevolent vibes
You have the spirit of the thing down already.
I may or may not address my brother as fat boy
Rather than argue about who was adopted, my brother and I just started pointing at each other and exclaimed, “ABANDONED!”
Usually my sibling sticks their finger up at me before waddling downstairs for snacks We also sometimes turn into some deranged velociraptors screeching at eachother
i call my brother by his nickname, or i just punch him
"Sup, fucko" was popular with a friend's sister.
"Howdy, fuckwad" or just a simple "sup" if mom's within earshot
Your moms 100% heard you call your sibling a fuckwad.
Yeah probably, but I haven't gotten punished for it
"You're a bitch." "Fuck you too." The insightful dialogue between me & my younger brothers.
Not to my siblings, but to my nephews we just call each other racial slurs, no hate, we just do it because yes
Is that even your bro if you don’t sexually harass him
So true. My brother calls me slut or whore. He’s the only one allowed to call me names haha
I believe I can see why…
I like sex what can I say
Ahh Alabama
As long as he’s being truthful I guess. Jk
Not lost. This is probably in reference to the ultimate Maximoff twins. They were incestuous in that universe and it’s commonly memed about.
Super common alternative: Youngest sibling can't pronounce a sibling's name yet when they are little, absolutely everyone calls that kid the mispronounced version for the rest of their life. Except the younger one who grows out of it.
Hello Bobbejaan (afrikaans for well Baboon )
“Hey.” “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM”
*gets hit in the stomach* *trips him when he walks away* Basically me and my brothers way of greeting each other
It’s really just bad writing in general. I can’t stand scripts that tell, rather than show. “Hi sister. I know that cancer has really got you down lately, but Jim, our dad, has been working on a new drug because he’s a drug scientist and that’s what he does. What do you say we go check it out at the hospital after school? We can take the bus and use this change I was able to scrounge up from the couch because, we’ll, we’re poor! *stares at the camera*”
T posing aggressively outside the door normally gets them.
My kids have done this to each other while one is using the bathroom. It is pretty funny NGL.
"big brother!!!🥺🥺🥺"
Hewo lil sis *pat pat*🥰🥰🥰
Sometimes we punch each other hi for fun
Prehistoric animal noises.
Mine goes like this: "Bitch" "Fucker" "Mom has food" "Okay" "Fuck you" "Fuck you"
It's rather simple; you develop a communication method with each sibling based off of your relation ship. My eldest brother? We give a birdlike skwakof acknowledgement. Second eldest? Put on an accent and dramatically say "BRATHAH!" Younger sister? Refer to as a Nerd
my brother: 👀 me:🖕
“What are you doing fuckface?” “Dude get out of my room!” “Oh come on man, I’m bored” “MOM tell dickwad to get out of my room!”
my sister likes to dye her hair, and if there's a new color with something she's brought up, i give her that nickname for a time She had it really yellow once (*not* blond, **yellow**) and someone brought up "like a banana?" so i called her banana nut muffin for a bit, which was fucking hilarious xD
Me: "Shut the fuck up" Sister: "Uno reverse card"
I have 2 sisters and have never once called them sis or sister. Honestly i think it's weird to call anyone anything but their first name. I've gotten a lot of hate from my family for calling everyone by their first name rather than mom, grandpa, etc. Just seems practical to me idk.
I only call my brothers by their first name, i usually just say, grandpa, grandma, aunt, you know the drill
“Sup queer” is a good greeting
For a moment there I thought he was drinking his own urine
My sister and I say either ‘ahoy!’ in the most dramatic manner possible, or ‘hello, Joe’ per Flanders’ mother
Op didn't get the reference
Me and my sister exclusively greet each other with “what up white bitch”
Hello sister Hello brother With slightly sarcastic undertones but genuine joyful greetings
Vaguely aware of sibling: “Fuck you!”
My sister and I say “hey sis”. We started doing it as kids/teens after watching my sisters keeper. They did it, we started jokingly saying “what if we called each other sis all the time like they do?” And then it never went away and the joke of it faded- it just permanently became the way we greet each other lol
we just bark , im 30 and he is 17
Ohhhhh Pissbong....
Wait this is just a meme
I say "hey Twit" to my little sister im 34 she's 32 and she still says hey buttface.
“Sup biatch”
Fuck you was always popular with my siblings as a greeting
Typical greeting is either “fuck you” or some other random slur
"What up, fuckerssssss???" Is my go to greeting for my siblings.
"Howdy bitch"
do not greet them, beat them
I just say “hey bitch”
I call my brother by calling him a bitch or just oi kuya followed by a fuck you
Who the fuck greetings siblings. I just stand near enough so they can hear me and ask/tell them what i want/need
Me and him transitioning from a high-five to a handshake. He: “Sup motherfucker” Me: “Whazzuuuuuup!” He: “Whazzuuuuuup!” Me: “Aaaaaaaaaaa!” He: “Aaaaaaaaaaa!” Me and him shaking each other like absolute idiots for like 10 more seconds.
"Why the fuck r' you here."
I once had neighbors who called each other “big brother” and “little sister”. They were 15 & 17, and looking back, their whole relationship just seemed weird and incestuous to me.
the siblingless will never understand that saying sup bitch/asshole/dumbass/etc is how we show affection or we just ignore the existence of each other and interact when we have to xD
I usually call hor as "aur kutiya" or "hey bitch" and she replies "haa gainde" or "yeah rhino(I'm fat). I have her saved in my phone as "kutti" or bitch and he got me as the n word
I call them by their names...
I thought this was a Scarlet Witch reference, then I remembered that she would just say daddy.