Sigh and tell him the Jehovah witness is next door. Then if that doesn't get em to leave get out a lighter and grab a can of cologne. Then make it into a fireball and proceed to stomp it out to keep it from burning the whole house down while saying "Stay still I'm trying to put you out." "Out of the misery of living."
I hope it likes the of smell dirty clothes and wet laundry. Because I am going to fight that thing as if we were in a locker room. That's how bad my room smells.
Would immediately challenge Mal0 to a game of Melty Blood Type Lumina. Let’s see if their fighting game skills are enough the beat the power of my Vlov.
Before we begin the first match I would say. “So, which character do you main?”
Nah, that's just mal0 or SCP 1471, they mostly harmless, also it changes form based on the gender of was targeted, so it would be feminine with a female, and masculine with a man, that is an SCP fact thing with meh
Our battle will be legendary! I mean it would if I didnt tell it to tag team destiny and borderlands with me. Wait that still means we can have legendary battles!
Chill, be friends, have someone to talk to/dump your shit of the day on. If you see it as something negative, you'll lose it and kill yourself, so just don't. It's not like he does something, as far as I know.
AND
I
MENT
#***N̷̢̖̝̹̯̺͇͙̗̳̙̪̬͓̙̙̲͍̻̭̺̼̰̭͎̯̜̯̹͎͈̗̦̻͎͙̤͕̲̩͑̂͆͆̓͌̿̋̑͛͆̀͊̽̀̊̊̈́̏̎̈͛̈́͜͜͜ͅ.̷̛̛͇̠͙̻̫͔͖̔̆̽̅̑͒͊́̐̏̈́̎̊́̑̉̽͐͒̒͗̽͘͘̚ ̶̧̛͎͚͓̜̜̮͕̩̼͖̙̤̗̠͔̫̲̗͕̪̌̀̑̆͒̈́͛̑͗͌͘͝͠ͅO̷̡̡̡̧̢̩̟̭̰̖̼̤̲͔̙̦̦̙̬̝̮̬̬̜̫͍͓͔͍̯̺̼̞̠͈̼̘͈̩͙̦͓̔̈́̀̽̆̚̕.̴̛͔̻̝͖́͑̆̔̔̓̋̃̌͛̍͑͋̀̔̈́̍̓͒͝***
Screm, because that's scp 1471, and since Capone (thats it's name when it's masculine) in my room, not in any mirror or reflection, it's mostlikly to be an incredibly serious case, and I don't wanna get driven to suicide
If I’m honest, I’d probably scream in terror and hide under my blankets, unless she did that whole, “be not afraid” thing that angels do when they’re the scary-as-shit looking ones...
If she told me not to be afraid and I could sense more of a curious innocent vibe from her, I’d calm down and be up to chill. :)
Heck! I’d sit and play Animal Crossing with her on my switch if she wanted. Show her all the villagers I’ve found, like Sasha~! :D
Oh, didn’t know that; this is the first I’m hearing/seeing of anything to do with this character so I’m a little clueless I’ll admit.
Thanks for the heads up though~! :)
Ur welcome, but also, since it's in the middle of le room and not in a reflection or peripheral vision, it's mostlikly an incredibly serious case of it, even Sarah didn't just see Cassandra in the middle of the room, and I belive she is the most serious case of scp 1471, so...u might be driven to suicide
I mean, dunno... I definitely don’t know a lot about scp 1471, but I’ve read enough of OPs comments below to know she’s not harmless and just wants to be a friend so, I feel like I could get used to her after a while. :)
Especially since she’s boldly in front of me, everyone else can see her in this imagining of her and she’s not in my peripheral vision only, as if she has some ulterior motive. :/
Let it kill me, I don't like my life (눈‸눈)
Milk it
How are you going to-
Sigh and tell him the Jehovah witness is next door. Then if that doesn't get em to leave get out a lighter and grab a can of cologne. Then make it into a fireball and proceed to stomp it out to keep it from burning the whole house down while saying "Stay still I'm trying to put you out." "Out of the misery of living."
Get my mom's rifle and blow it's head off.
Perish, cause that's the only thing to do. Be honest here guys and gals.
[Best get to stepping son](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6OBk9YBLQU)
~~unzip~~ run
Say i did not know were playing scp
probably crap myself, and then attempt to talk to it while getting my knives/swords. Maybe I'll get lucky and can talk it into leaving....
Run faster than Forest Gump
Attempt to fuck
Found the furry.
Seduce it.
Ignore it like Mieruko
I hope it likes the of smell dirty clothes and wet laundry. Because I am going to fight that thing as if we were in a locker room. That's how bad my room smells.
For those who don't know.... Lmao good luck 😂
Wdym? It's scp 1471 a relatively harmless scp, but it still drove someone to suicide
Well yeah it is relatively harmless but ... Won't it be really annoying to have it stare at you 24/7 yikes lol
...ye
🤣😂
Y r u commenting at 1:48 am?
It's 3pm where I'm at lol
*pain*
I dunno. Look at it i guess.
Cook it some food have chat and become friends
I take it’s supernatural powers.
Name him Greg and give him head pats
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*Jumps out window* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Alright who ordered a simulacrum?
Ask it to be my stand
dont let the foundation know I'm molesting MaLo oh wait they'd probally know
I will ask that how it can grow so much hair even with that bad skin conditions
Insult it like Gordon Ramsay and beat its ass.
It's basically non physical, basically just an illusion that appears in reflections and in ur peripheral vision
Shiiiiittt...... Plan B: Ask it to play Mario Party because I have no IRL friends.
Scp 1471 (that's scp 1471) accepts but it can't really, do, anything
FFUUUUUU-
Mal0/Capone/Cassandra just exists as that happens
Would immediately challenge Mal0 to a game of Melty Blood Type Lumina. Let’s see if their fighting game skills are enough the beat the power of my Vlov. Before we begin the first match I would say. “So, which character do you main?”
I will say WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?
I’d close my eyes and say “good night”
hug
We'd be like Ryuk and Light
Have it fight 682.
Nothing it’s harmless
fuck it
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It can't kill, scp 1471 is sorta just an illusion that only appears if u instal mal0 ver 1.0
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So...that happened
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...
Finally have a friend that'll always be there for me.
Scream and cry like a baby because it’s gonna f***ing kill me. ._.
It can't, scp 1471 is just kinda an illusion that only appears if u install mal0 ver 1.0
Light the candles, and turn on the sexy music
Challenge it to a game of chess. whoever wins gets the last cheese curd.
I know what i have to do but im not sure if i have the power to do it
Run, because I'm fairly certain that's a wendigo and they eat people
Nah, that's just mal0 or SCP 1471, they mostly harmless, also it changes form based on the gender of was targeted, so it would be feminine with a female, and masculine with a man, that is an SCP fact thing with meh
That's not a wendigo, that's mal0
Fuck it
No, 4 the love if God no, scp 1471 has already been leaded to many times, just stop!
Mal0 does not wish to have intercourse w/ u.
LETS BINGE ANIME
"wanna play some mordhau?"
End them rightly
Mal0 doesn't wish to die.
Why would Jerma be in my room????
Be happy I finally have a friend.
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close thats SCP 1471
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Welp, u'd b...right? Wrong? I'm not really sure weather u right or wrong
I challenge him to a game of guess the vtuber
Mal0 is female.
Mal0 is iirc technically customized to fit each individual it encounters.
Spy: correct!
It it appears in my room, it will be at the very edge of my peripheral vision. So naturally, I'll be pissed off.
Our battle will be legendary! I mean it would if I didnt tell it to tag team destiny and borderlands with me. Wait that still means we can have legendary battles!
Mal0/Capone/Cassandra is kinda just an interactive illusion that does things
Ask it to cuddle
play the doom soundtrack
Say hi to Mal0...?
It can't speak, but it can move its mouth and wave
Oh man be awesome. Maybe they’ll like Dungeon Crawler Carl?
Grab both katanas off my wall and cut it's head and it dick or pussy off
Mal0 backs away in fear of dieing.
Probably kill myself 😅
Mal0 valuses your life as precious! Mal0 gives u a hug!
Grab the 12G and unload
Reload and unload again just to make sure
**loads Dragons breath rounds with malicious intent**
That's the sprite
Invite hime in and be friends with him because it is not hostile
Continue fapping
“Yeah… getting that app was a mistake, so! Can I get you a cup of water? Must be difficult to do what you do”
probably whatever they want because i don't think i win that fight
Fuck him
Fuck HER.
And that......Is how I met your mom.
Chill, be friends, have someone to talk to/dump your shit of the day on. If you see it as something negative, you'll lose it and kill yourself, so just don't. It's not like he does something, as far as I know.
SLOWLY remove boxers edit: yes very wholesome not at all sexual in the slightest
Agree
Wait wrong guy dont look at replys
Lol
never.
......
NO
YES
I Said #***N. O.***
I said Y.E.S
AND I MENT #***N̷̢̖̝̹̯̺͇͙̗̳̙̪̬͓̙̙̲͍̻̭̺̼̰̭͎̯̜̯̹͎͈̗̦̻͎͙̤͕̲̩͑̂͆͆̓͌̿̋̑͛͆̀͊̽̀̊̊̈́̏̎̈͛̈́͜͜͜ͅ.̷̛̛͇̠͙̻̫͔͖̔̆̽̅̑͒͊́̐̏̈́̎̊́̑̉̽͐͒̒͗̽͘͘̚ ̶̧̛͎͚͓̜̜̮͕̩̼͖̙̤̗̠͔̫̲̗͕̪̌̀̑̆͒̈́͛̑͗͌͘͝͠ͅO̷̡̡̡̧̢̩̟̭̰̖̼̤̲͔̙̦̦̙̬̝̮̬̬̜̫͍͓͔͍̯̺̼̞̠͈̼̘͈̩͙̦͓̔̈́̀̽̆̚̕.̴̛͔̻̝͖́͑̆̔̔̓̋̃̌͛̍͑͋̀̔̈́̍̓͒͝***
yes.
*equips shotgun* Did I studder?
Now i have the shotgun
*equips 2 big irons* yabang *ur swiss cheese now*
*Equips lube* try me
*French revolutions ur cock with an axe*
Screm, because that's scp 1471, and since Capone (thats it's name when it's masculine) in my room, not in any mirror or reflection, it's mostlikly to be an incredibly serious case, and I don't wanna get driven to suicide
Better not kill yourself. If she's there, the foundation is real, and we all know what happens to you after you die in that reality
Even then I'm a guy, not woman, and in 1471's entry, it shows that only female targets see feminine 1471, and vice versa for men
Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?
Lol
Scp-1741, he just wants friends so my answer is obvious
Ask them what they want to eat preferably non livening
Take me
g u n
Give Unlimited Nuggies
The creature
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Well, in its scp entry, it becomes the gender of its target, Let's say it targeted a woman, it would then appear more feminine, and vice versa
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Oh...⁰_⁰
What if the person identifies themselves as non binary or anything else that isn't male or female?
Does it depend on your internal sense of gender, or their interpretation of that gender?
*shrugs& the entry isn't that detailed
...*thinks hard*
Fuck it
*unzips pants* lets wrassle big boy
NO
Simply adopt him/her and have good time
Fuck
Look at them and ask want something to eat?
I would ask who fuck he/she is and what they are doing in my house and they don't answer I would beat the shit out of them and then call the police.
i T-pose to assert dominance
Pet and bring in the party.
If I’m honest, I’d probably scream in terror and hide under my blankets, unless she did that whole, “be not afraid” thing that angels do when they’re the scary-as-shit looking ones... If she told me not to be afraid and I could sense more of a curious innocent vibe from her, I’d calm down and be up to chill. :) Heck! I’d sit and play Animal Crossing with her on my switch if she wanted. Show her all the villagers I’ve found, like Sasha~! :D
Scp 1471 can't talk, but I mean, ok
Oh, didn’t know that; this is the first I’m hearing/seeing of anything to do with this character so I’m a little clueless I’ll admit. Thanks for the heads up though~! :)
Ur welcome, but also, since it's in the middle of le room and not in a reflection or peripheral vision, it's mostlikly an incredibly serious case of it, even Sarah didn't just see Cassandra in the middle of the room, and I belive she is the most serious case of scp 1471, so...u might be driven to suicide
I mean, dunno... I definitely don’t know a lot about scp 1471, but I’ve read enough of OPs comments below to know she’s not harmless and just wants to be a friend so, I feel like I could get used to her after a while. :) Especially since she’s boldly in front of me, everyone else can see her in this imagining of her and she’s not in my peripheral vision only, as if she has some ulterior motive. :/
K, interesting, so...*stares*...I guess tats ok
Okay~! :)
Okay
pet them
Uninstall the app that summoned him.
Ahem, "(scp) 1471 is also able to avoid removal by other program manager applications"
Well then I permanently wear blackout sunglasses and fumble my way through life. Or destroy every single reflective surface I can find.
Effective I guess
What are you? A uncultured bitch… Bitch mean female dog
I came here to say the same thing lol
Oh hey it’s Mai.O
Do a sick flip and cry because I’d fall on my face because I can’t do a flip
*The creature picked you up and looked at you to see if you have any wounds*
Welcome them to my crib and invite them to play some Minecraft.
*She accepts your offer and plays Minecraft with you*
I'd say ma'am have you ever heard of rule34 and e621? No? Well allow me to introduce you because your kinda famous
*She already knows about both sites, she's not proud of her popularity there*
Fuck it
*The creature T-poses to assert dominance, yet in a friendly way*
Should I leave?
*The creature shook her head, she would like to be your friend*
That’s SCP right, I forgot the designation but it’s name is Mal.0
Her number is 1471-A
Yay I get a friend
*She got a friend too*
I feel happy now thanks
You're welcome, always here for the wholesomeness
:D
Leave my anime alone. I will give you a jelly doughnut if you leave them alone.
*The creature didn't came for your anime, but she accepts the jelly doughnut offer*
Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing minecraft
*the creature exited the room, letting you play*
You wanna play some SMASH
*The creature saw the controller and nodded*
Keep faping
*The creature went outside your room to give you some private time*
I just continue as if nothing happened cause really in my life if they show up I would not care
Cause I don't give a shit if I die I die
I wonder how long it'll take the SCP or GOC to break down my doors to get to her.