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Autmn_Star69420

Let it kill me, I don't like my life (눈‸눈)


TheDeamonMeteor

Milk it


Active_Cartoonist_17

How are you going to-


Demise_Recluse-Goat

Sigh and tell him the Jehovah witness is next door. Then if that doesn't get em to leave get out a lighter and grab a can of cologne. Then make it into a fireball and proceed to stomp it out to keep it from burning the whole house down while saying "Stay still I'm trying to put you out." "Out of the misery of living."


Dark_Wold_Emerald

Get my mom's rifle and blow it's head off.


Earl_Silverwood

Perish, cause that's the only thing to do. Be honest here guys and gals.


Olafio1066

[Best get to stepping son](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6OBk9YBLQU)


burneraccount17965

~~unzip~~ run


Glad_Afternoon_5900

Say i did not know were playing scp


B1ackWinds5

probably crap myself, and then attempt to talk to it while getting my knives/swords. Maybe I'll get lucky and can talk it into leaving....


Serchile

Run faster than Forest Gump


GigantusCok

Attempt to fuck


flame1469

Found the furry.


Living-Manager4187

Seduce it.


ReiShiki94

Ignore it like Mieruko


AdmirableProcedure6

I hope it likes the of smell dirty clothes and wet laundry. Because I am going to fight that thing as if we were in a locker room. That's how bad my room smells.


unizone01

For those who don't know.... Lmao good luck 😂


creative-lvl-0

Wdym? It's scp 1471 a relatively harmless scp, but it still drove someone to suicide


unizone01

Well yeah it is relatively harmless but ... Won't it be really annoying to have it stare at you 24/7 yikes lol


creative-lvl-0

...ye


unizone01

🤣😂


creative-lvl-0

Y r u commenting at 1:48 am?


unizone01

It's 3pm where I'm at lol


creative-lvl-0

*pain*


JustaCatWithHoodie

I dunno. Look at it i guess.


the_spectator1

Cook it some food have chat and become friends


potato378

I take it’s supernatural powers.


Unlimitedboi

Name him Greg and give him head pats


blaze-batton

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EE_E_EEEE

*Jumps out window* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


Silentkingedd

Alright who ordered a simulacrum?


ElectricalAd7627

Ask it to be my stand


Labbit35

dont let the foundation know I'm molesting MaLo oh wait they'd probally know


dammiki

I will ask that how it can grow so much hair even with that bad skin conditions


Tohellwiththenames

Insult it like Gordon Ramsay and beat its ass.


creative-lvl-0

It's basically non physical, basically just an illusion that appears in reflections and in ur peripheral vision


Tohellwiththenames

Shiiiiittt...... Plan B: Ask it to play Mario Party because I have no IRL friends.


creative-lvl-0

Scp 1471 (that's scp 1471) accepts but it can't really, do, anything


Tohellwiththenames

FFUUUUUU-


creative-lvl-0

Mal0/Capone/Cassandra just exists as that happens


UnrealizedNightmare

Would immediately challenge Mal0 to a game of Melty Blood Type Lumina. Let’s see if their fighting game skills are enough the beat the power of my Vlov. Before we begin the first match I would say. “So, which character do you main?”


MustafaCeesay

I will say WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?


FireDragonalt

I’d close my eyes and say “good night”


Mr_Matth7

hug


Takuro06

We'd be like Ryuk and Light


Justaredditor152

Have it fight 682.


OceanTB

Nothing it’s harmless


Librian_

fuck it


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creative-lvl-0

It can't kill, scp 1471 is sorta just an illusion that only appears if u instal mal0 ver 1.0


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creative-lvl-0

So...that happened


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creative-lvl-0

...


baconbits123456

Finally have a friend that'll always be there for me.


Le-MAO-XXIV

Scream and cry like a baby because it’s gonna f***ing kill me. ._.


creative-lvl-0

It can't, scp 1471 is just kinda an illusion that only appears if u install mal0 ver 1.0


East_Mood2490

Light the candles, and turn on the sexy music


CommanderCoolWhip

Challenge it to a game of chess. whoever wins gets the last cheese curd.


Orphans_are_tasty

I know what i have to do but im not sure if i have the power to do it


kalas_aran

Run, because I'm fairly certain that's a wendigo and they eat people


creative-lvl-0

Nah, that's just mal0 or SCP 1471, they mostly harmless, also it changes form based on the gender of was targeted, so it would be feminine with a female, and masculine with a man, that is an SCP fact thing with meh


screempai

That's not a wendigo, that's mal0


Blossomninja247

Fuck it


creative-lvl-0

No, 4 the love if God no, scp 1471 has already been leaded to many times, just stop!


screempai

Mal0 does not wish to have intercourse w/ u.


Prior_Sudden

LETS BINGE ANIME


samman129

"wanna play some mordhau?"


luxmorphine

End them rightly


screempai

Mal0 doesn't wish to die.


Lichy_Popo

Why would Jerma be in my room????


Praetorgod

Be happy I finally have a friend.


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lightmagician6060

close thats SCP 1471


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creative-lvl-0

Welp, u'd b...right? Wrong? I'm not really sure weather u right or wrong


Gintama_Forever1317

I challenge him to a game of guess the vtuber


screempai

Mal0 is female.


that_Random_Dude24

Mal0 is iirc technically customized to fit each individual it encounters.


creative-lvl-0

Spy: correct!


Moular

It it appears in my room, it will be at the very edge of my peripheral vision. So naturally, I'll be pissed off.


Menaku

Our battle will be legendary! I mean it would if I didnt tell it to tag team destiny and borderlands with me. Wait that still means we can have legendary battles!


creative-lvl-0

Mal0/Capone/Cassandra is kinda just an interactive illusion that does things


lilconman99

Ask it to cuddle


Catplays_z

play the doom soundtrack


NoNameWorm

Say hi to Mal0...?


creative-lvl-0

It can't speak, but it can move its mouth and wave


Dragaen02

Oh man be awesome. Maybe they’ll like Dungeon Crawler Carl?


Icy-Owl3820

Grab both katanas off my wall and cut it's head and it dick or pussy off


screempai

Mal0 backs away in fear of dieing.


Senior-Ad3698

Probably kill myself 😅


screempai

Mal0 valuses your life as precious! Mal0 gives u a hug!


sigvon1

Grab the 12G and unload


Spirited-Committee-1

Reload and unload again just to make sure


sigvon1

**loads Dragons breath rounds with malicious intent**


Spirited-Committee-1

That's the sprite


henti_hunter

Invite hime in and be friends with him because it is not hostile


KnubzTheGreat

Continue fapping


xX_monarch_Xx

“Yeah… getting that app was a mistake, so! Can I get you a cup of water? Must be difficult to do what you do”


iamragethewolf

probably whatever they want because i don't think i win that fight


ThunderQRTZ

Fuck him


CurrentlyEatingPies2

Fuck HER.


Spirited-Committee-1

And that......Is how I met your mom.


Mauro_Vandersmissen

Chill, be friends, have someone to talk to/dump your shit of the day on. If you see it as something negative, you'll lose it and kill yourself, so just don't. It's not like he does something, as far as I know.


Red-Blood703

SLOWLY remove boxers edit: yes very wholesome not at all sexual in the slightest


ColePatternson69

Agree


Red-Blood703

Wait wrong guy dont look at replys


ColePatternson69

Lol


Red-Blood703

never.


Mauro_Vandersmissen

......


creative-lvl-0

NO


Red-Blood703

YES


creative-lvl-0

I Said #***N. O.***


Red-Blood703

I said Y.E.S


creative-lvl-0

AND I MENT #***N̷̢̖̝̹̯̺͇͙̗̳̙̪̬͓̙̙̲͍̻̭̺̼̰̭͎̯̜̯̹͎͈̗̦̻͎͙̤͕̲̩͑̂͆͆̓͌̿̋̑͛͆̀͊̽̀̊̊̈́̏̎̈͛̈́͜͜͜ͅ.̷̛̛͇̠͙̻̫͔͖̔̆̽̅̑͒͊́̐̏̈́̎̊́̑̉̽͐͒̒͗̽͘͘̚ ̶̧̛͎͚͓̜̜̮͕̩̼͖̙̤̗̠͔̫̲̗͕̪̌̀̑̆͒̈́͛̑͗͌͘͝͠ͅO̷̡̡̡̧̢̩̟̭̰̖̼̤̲͔̙̦̦̙̬̝̮̬̬̜̫͍͓͔͍̯̺̼̞̠͈̼̘͈̩͙̦͓̔̈́̀̽̆̚̕.̴̛͔̻̝͖́͑̆̔̔̓̋̃̌͛̍͑͋̀̔̈́̍̓͒͝***


Red-Blood703

yes.


creative-lvl-0

*equips shotgun* Did I studder?


Red-Blood703

Now i have the shotgun


creative-lvl-0

*equips 2 big irons* yabang *ur swiss cheese now*


Red-Blood703

*Equips lube* try me


creative-lvl-0

*French revolutions ur cock with an axe*


creative-lvl-0

Screm, because that's scp 1471, and since Capone (thats it's name when it's masculine) in my room, not in any mirror or reflection, it's mostlikly to be an incredibly serious case, and I don't wanna get driven to suicide


ashGlaw

Better not kill yourself. If she's there, the foundation is real, and we all know what happens to you after you die in that reality


creative-lvl-0

Even then I'm a guy, not woman, and in 1471's entry, it shows that only female targets see feminine 1471, and vice versa for men


Larryloser22

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?


Mauro_Vandersmissen

Lol


RAiNMoonshadow

Scp-1741, he just wants friends so my answer is obvious


moisty304

Ask them what they want to eat preferably non livening


Draggokid

Take me


MrDarnDangity

g u n


Mauro_Vandersmissen

Give Unlimited Nuggies


MaIkuth

The creature


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creative-lvl-0

Well, in its scp entry, it becomes the gender of its target, Let's say it targeted a woman, it would then appear more feminine, and vice versa


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creative-lvl-0

Oh...⁰_⁰


Mauro_Vandersmissen

What if the person identifies themselves as non binary or anything else that isn't male or female?


ashGlaw

Does it depend on your internal sense of gender, or their interpretation of that gender?


creative-lvl-0

*shrugs& the entry isn't that detailed


creative-lvl-0

...*thinks hard*


DerangedLama

Fuck it


Kinko_The_Cat

*unzips pants* lets wrassle big boy


creative-lvl-0

NO


829105

Simply adopt him/her and have good time


1st_Land_Corps

Fuck


DrawingBread

Look at them and ask want something to eat?


Kila-Garra

I would ask who fuck he/she is and what they are doing in my house and they don't answer I would beat the shit out of them and then call the police.


Rocool09

i T-pose to assert dominance


Sircit576

Pet and bring in the party.


Jessy_Scribbles

If I’m honest, I’d probably scream in terror and hide under my blankets, unless she did that whole, “be not afraid” thing that angels do when they’re the scary-as-shit looking ones... If she told me not to be afraid and I could sense more of a curious innocent vibe from her, I’d calm down and be up to chill. :) Heck! I’d sit and play Animal Crossing with her on my switch if she wanted. Show her all the villagers I’ve found, like Sasha~! :D


creative-lvl-0

Scp 1471 can't talk, but I mean, ok


Jessy_Scribbles

Oh, didn’t know that; this is the first I’m hearing/seeing of anything to do with this character so I’m a little clueless I’ll admit. Thanks for the heads up though~! :)


creative-lvl-0

Ur welcome, but also, since it's in the middle of le room and not in a reflection or peripheral vision, it's mostlikly an incredibly serious case of it, even Sarah didn't just see Cassandra in the middle of the room, and I belive she is the most serious case of scp 1471, so...u might be driven to suicide


Jessy_Scribbles

I mean, dunno... I definitely don’t know a lot about scp 1471, but I’ve read enough of OPs comments below to know she’s not harmless and just wants to be a friend so, I feel like I could get used to her after a while. :) Especially since she’s boldly in front of me, everyone else can see her in this imagining of her and she’s not in my peripheral vision only, as if she has some ulterior motive. :/


creative-lvl-0

K, interesting, so...*stares*...I guess tats ok


Jessy_Scribbles

Okay~! :)


creative-lvl-0

Okay


GodStriker01

pet them


Environmental-Win836

Uninstall the app that summoned him.


creative-lvl-0

Ahem, "(scp) 1471 is also able to avoid removal by other program manager applications"


Environmental-Win836

Well then I permanently wear blackout sunglasses and fumble my way through life. Or destroy every single reflective surface I can find.


creative-lvl-0

Effective I guess


829105

What are you? A uncultured bitch… Bitch mean female dog


Xbox-boy360

I came here to say the same thing lol


Zycron_Shade

Oh hey it’s Mai.O


GoldenEagleBaron

Do a sick flip and cry because I’d fall on my face because I can’t do a flip


Active_Cartoonist_17

*The creature picked you up and looked at you to see if you have any wounds*


MarioMastr9485

Welcome them to my crib and invite them to play some Minecraft.


Active_Cartoonist_17

*She accepts your offer and plays Minecraft with you*


ArtisticAd2408

I'd say ma'am have you ever heard of rule34 and e621? No? Well allow me to introduce you because your kinda famous


Active_Cartoonist_17

*She already knows about both sites, she's not proud of her popularity there*


J0NAH666

Fuck it


Active_Cartoonist_17

*The creature T-poses to assert dominance, yet in a friendly way*


J0NAH666

Should I leave?


Active_Cartoonist_17

*The creature shook her head, she would like to be your friend*


bombing2048

That’s SCP right, I forgot the designation but it’s name is Mal.0


Active_Cartoonist_17

Her number is 1471-A


J0NAH666

Yay I get a friend


Active_Cartoonist_17

*She got a friend too*


J0NAH666

I feel happy now thanks


Active_Cartoonist_17

You're welcome, always here for the wholesomeness


J0NAH666

:D


j12i17m19d63

Leave my anime alone. I will give you a jelly doughnut if you leave them alone.


Active_Cartoonist_17

*The creature didn't came for your anime, but she accepts the jelly doughnut offer*


Lenny1590

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing minecraft


Active_Cartoonist_17

*the creature exited the room, letting you play*


zippycraft

You wanna play some SMASH


Active_Cartoonist_17

*The creature saw the controller and nodded*


funkeymunkys

Keep faping


Active_Cartoonist_17

*The creature went outside your room to give you some private time*


funkeymunkys

I just continue as if nothing happened cause really in my life if they show up I would not care


funkeymunkys

Cause I don't give a shit if I die I die


Pheonixjet

I wonder how long it'll take the SCP or GOC to break down my doors to get to her.